WAAAAAAAAGIE

WAAAAAAAAGIE
OOOOOH WAAAAAAGIE

ALMOST TIME TO GET UP WAAAAGIE

>tfw I literally do have to get "up" in 4 hours for an 11 hour work day and all I want to do is lie in bed for a solid 8 hours, wake up and watch old movies and play video games

Fuck the wage cuck life.

I wish my parents had been rich enough for me to mooch.

will wage cucks ever recover?

>10am
>almost time to get up

Nigga if I didn't have the world's comfiest job I'd have already gotten up long ago. What world do you live in where the day starts at eleven?

Why not kill yourself, why life are you living working 11 hours a day to go home eat, shit, piss repeat.

That's how capitalism works, kids!

>What world do you live in where the day starts at eleven?

Dumb wage cuck doesn't even understands that different places in the world have time differences.

That's what happens when you slave away all day instead of discovering the world.

>Discovering the world
>By shitposting on Cred Forums

Sorry but I just got home from work you parasite.

I get at least a couple of precious hours a day to myself to unwind, and the weekends seem more rewarding, even though I just laze around watching movies and playing games and reading.

I also like to use the extra money for things like rock climbing, gym and prostitutes.

So there's that.

Still....I dream of the NEET life. It calls to me.

>*painful gastrointestinal movement*
>wake up w-wagie!
>*panic attack*
>"o-only another few minutes until shekel..."
>*mother bursts into 35 year old mans room, knocking over 15 cans of unfinished sugary sodas and a few bags of chips*
>"OH MY GOD, ARE YOU EVER FUCKING MOVING OUT OR ARE YOU GOING TO POST THAT GREEN FROG YOUR ENTIRE LIFE?"

WAAAAAAAAGIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
*blows every window out in a five mile radius* TIME FOR ANOTHER DAY OF SLAVE LABOUR *causes a tsunami* HURRY AND SCUTTLE ALONG NOW, I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO MISS MY RENT PAYMENTS

Wagies on daily commute watch

For some reason this post and that pic made me laugh hysterically.

Why not just get a job that you love? Just because you have a job, doesn't mean you should be miserable.

That image makes me legit uncomfortable

And you're content with this, i honestly would of killed myself, straight up.
Shits not worth it. i'd rather be dead, eternal nothingness opposed to this, sure the hour i'm shitting my pants slowly suffocating will suck but thats an hour of pain opposed to another 50 years of what your doing.

Real talk - How do you neets pay for stuff?

How do you get drugs, booze, food, women, clothes, fuel, cameras, etc etc?

Just parents?

>Why not just get a job that you love?

Why not just win the lottery?

Where the fuck is it 7am though, the middle of the Atlantic?

I literally said I dream of the NEET life.

So clearly I'm not content with it.

>I would kill myself

It's not like I don't dwell on the idea.

But I can't afford the NEET lifestyle.

With money that I get from the government.

THERE is a wagie dying from
HEHEHEHEHEE
*Breathing becomes extremely painful*
exposure to too much working HEHEHEHEEHE
*Shits his pants from all the laughter*
EVERY DAY HEHEHEEHHEHEHE
*Rolls on the floor while coughing and laughing for 10 minutes*

Neets only need food and internet.