He's going to get fired, isn't he?

this
as a journalist he's not half bad, but as a pundit he's fucking awful just like all the rest

I mean... besides, like, tree scientists lumberjacks would know the most about trees

why? Because shillary invited him to a luncheon he declined? Why would HBO give a shit?

lumberjacks probably know a lot about trees

there is a long ass list of people who know a lot less about trees than most lumberjacks

I mean... besides like, politicians pundit hacks would know the most about politics

so probably not a bad starting point?

Political journalists and aides would know more

lol no

if hbo is firing anyone it's gonna be bill simmons

what a shit show

>tfw
>doesnt provide f
i dunno what emotion ur trying to convey

what an awful analogy

What? no way!

t. guy who uses shit-eating analogies on Cred Forums

>still doesn't realize the difference between tfw and mfw

Jesus Christ bro, lurk moar.

tfw = that face when
mfw = my feels when

u didnt provide a feel... am i taking crazy pills regardless of how i interpreted it u didnt provide a face or a feel

it's more like learning about God from some crazy homeless street peacher

His clammy beta handlets disgust me

Well according to the bible, the guys who knew the most about God we're crazy street bums types, like John the Baptist.

more like learning about fish from a fisherman am I right dudes xD

the feeling of having mother who is dumb cunt

see you can relate

>this triggered over two posts
ask the average fisherman if he knows what a dorsal fin is

he's going to an internment camp when shittalking god emperor trump becomes illegal

Just don't watch tj episodes about politics

more like learning about video games by going to kotaku

it's like learning about geopolitics from a stand up comedian in a suit with a posh accent

And he very likely does.

Bigger than Trump's tebehe. He probably also has some form of humor(unlike Trump) though that does not shine through his show and wouldn't sperg about it.

I mean they probably would know what a dorsal fin was as that's some dora the explorer tier fish knowledge that any given 10 year old person would know

What the fuck is that? Is it worse than Cred Forums ?

Not that guy, but having worked with trees and plants professionally lumberjacks and other working industrial types are notorious for knowing little to nothing about trees and plants. The functional knowledge to do the job tends to revolve around operating equipment. But if you've got questions about chopping trees down then they're your guys.

I only fish like twice a year and I know what a dorsal fin is.

And it's not like I learned that from some biology class, I never payed attention to any class that was not history.

Alt-righters, everybody.

I've been fishing since I was a kid and been on many charter boats and I'd say it's 50/50

it's video game "journalism" or someshit like that

asking a lumberjack about trees is like asking a dealer about winning at poker

Guy who wrote that post here. That's what I meant but don't expect these children to know that knowing how to cut down a tree is the same as having a phD in dendrology

i dont have a mother. you should respect her u faggy little shit

Lel, for real? What the fuck, that's a paying job now?

>inb4 gamergate

I have no idea about that either, I only know some vague references to some bitch making videos and autists sperging about it.

Well, they may not know it by that name but they sure as fuck know what it is don't they?

it's more like learning about how to play chess by attending a garry kasparov masterclass, buying a copy of his hit chess book "lessons on chess" and becoming so romantically entwined with him as you purchase the signed copy you fall into a romantic love affair which consists of doing essentially nothing but playing chess day in and day out for several years

I mean, if you know nothing about poker, at least the dealer could teach you how to play and what winning hands are.

If I specified dorsal fin clearly I meant the former

what point are you trying to prove?

There is no bottom to the pit you're digging for yourself user.

>I mean,

STOP TALKING LIKE THIS

I mean, you sound like a 14 year old girl

I mean, just say what you mean

I mean, we infer you mean what you write

Quite the bigoted view of lumberjacks you have there, friendo.

ITT: legitimate retards with no abstract intelligence arguing with eachother

Why? Because Trump is losing?

So, just regular Cred Forums yeah?

wow calm down there friendo

I mean it's not like it's a big deal or anything

Your analogy was weak as fuck.

Yea relative to some guy who has 8 years of tree school l, a lumberjack knows jack shit. But compared to the average person, a lumberjack probably knows a lot about trees, like what types they are, generally how old it is by looking at it, etc.

Should have made a food analogy.

This.

So you're saying a comedian who talks about poltiics is probably more informed than a lay person who doesnt talk or read about politics, but the comedian isn't on the levele of a politican scientist or historian or politician

some might say there's analogy to be drawn there...

I'm not actually defending you. Your analogy was a stretch. The average lumberjack still has more knowledge about trees than anyone posting in this thread.

Can I give it a shot.

>it's like learning about Jambalaya from a New Orleans fag

Yeah, and the average person expects these talking heads like John Oliver to know more about politics than themselves.

It's like learning the how to disappear forever magic trick from your father

Its like learning how to treat sicks animals from a veterinarian.

It means a comedian who rarely does stand up and made it big under the shade of one of the most important modern day political commentators in US politics knows more than 99% of everyone. Johan von Oliver is a fucking shit comedian but a real good journalist. He has his writing team, sure, but he did a lot of good for for Stewart.

I've learned a lot about shit posting itt. Will use shitty analogies in the future to trigger autists.

i.e. Learning about politics from John Oliver is like learning about steel from a mill worker.

No he's saying a lumberjack probably knows more about trees than most like what the fuck can you not read how do you get by jesus christ buddy

if hes such a good journalist why does he rely on ad hominems and not writing scholarly articles that cite sources

is it because hes a hack entertainer for retards who cant read?

Youre taking seriously a clown because he probably knows more words than you. That doesnt mean the clown is smart, it means youre dumber than a clown. Thats your problem. That isnt an accolade for the clown.

Thing is, that fag was genuine and not trying to stir shit up. Learning how to make analogies from him is like learning about sucking dick from a prostitute.

You didn't learn shit.

5 guys reply to a single post calling out a shit analogy and then the OP of that post replies to himself and all the children reply to it because they think they're participating in some ebin hivemind.

It's like having your cake...and eating it too

It's like learning how to cook from a fast food reviewer

It's like learning about cakes from a gourmet chef.

And you're still an autist, faggot.

Yeah man, it's like learning about autism from a psychologist.

It's like learning about Cred Forums's rules by reading them

No man, it's like learning about gayness from Freddy Mercury.

You just described what shitpost would cause.

That's like you trying to learn how to argue from a logician

>a man with the surface-level knowledge of a subject needed to perform his duties and nothing more is like a man with the surface-level knowledge of a subject to needed perform his duties and nothing more

DELETE THIS

I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANALOGIES BECAUSE I AM AUTISTIC AND IF THEY'RE NOT A DIRECT RELATIONSHIP I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THEM

I don't know which autist you're trying to defend

It's like learning about deleting stuff from Hillary Clinton

any mouthbreather who didnt understand the original analogy

an analogy doesnt have to follow an exact rule of relation it just has to convey a general idea

autists lack the ability to understand the generality and need it to be literally spelt out, ala

Holy shit /thread

it's like learning about how to pole vault from a pole vaulting instructor

It's like learning about mouthbreathers from an American political rally.

It's like a person who doesn't work with trees learning about trees from a person who's been working with trees his whole life: the person working with trees his entire life KNOWS ABSPLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT TREES FUCK YOU AUTISTS

expecting autists to understand analogies is like expecting lumberjacks to understand how trees conduct photosynthesis

>still not understanding the analogy even though it was directly spelt out for you

"a man with the surface-level knowledge of a subject needed to perform his duties and nothing more" has NOTHING to do with how much relative knowledge he has compared to fucking anybody you dumb fucking autist.

They do tho. But I know I'd hit a brick wall explaining it to you, and that would be like learning about brick walls from an architect.

its like getting taught about autism from a person who has never used Cred Forums

That's more like learning about learning from a teacher.

this is an awful analogy

>they do tho
Just like the average person? Are you telling me they have the same knowledge as the average person?

Or do lumberjacks know about chloroplasts, stroma, PSI II, PSI I, etc.? Because, hmm, why would they need to know that to simply conduct their job? What are they, cell biologists?

Can't do nothing but shitpost now, huh

>this Cred Forumsnigger getting BTFO

>has NOTHING to do with how much relative knowledge he has compared to fucking anybody you dumb fucking autist.

of course it does, the analogy is about learning

whether or not someone can teach relies on their level of relatively knowledge

you're taking this to whole new levels of dumb lmfao

Back to the original point.

Why is he getting fired OP?
Low ratings, too preachy?

Everytime I ever seen his shit suggested on youtube its just desperately insulting whoever he's gunning at instead of any real comedy.

His post-brexit video is pure asspain crying, he's like the perfect image of the le happy kike man that Cred Forums laughs about.

Yeah, the analogy is about learning. About trees. Which a lumberjack has a surface-level knowledge of ala

>you're taking this to whole new levels of dumb lmfao

nah autist youve maxxed this level out and hopefully soon youll record a twitch stream or whatever so we normies can donate to you showing how you decided that analogies are difficult to understand and also worth arguing about how difficult they are to understand

No man, it's like learning about Chlorophyll from Hunter Thompson.

It's like learning about the British electoral system from a political candidate.

It's like learning about politics from a comedian.

>nah autist youve maxxed this level out and hopefully soon youll record a twitch stream or whatever so we normies can donate to you showing how you decided that analogies are difficult to understand and also worth arguing about how difficult they are to understand

That was some really good bait, since no one replied, here's your (you)

It's like learning about bait from a fisherman.

It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knifespoon

It's like learning about getting BTFO from the NSDAP

Well it's either Jon Oliver or facebook memes.

But facebook memes are more informed than someone who has no information

Ergo John Oliver is god

it's like learning about Bane from CIA

Or about the high ground from Obi Wan

it's like learning about birthdays from Steven Seagal

I actually love how he triggers the local Cred Forums crowd.
Managing to do that without even being jewish requires certain qualities.

its like a celebrity gameshow judge being the president of a country

It's video games for fat dykes and alt left fedoras who think they will get laid if they lick enough boots

How can you fuck up the meme so bad? It's like learning about Cred Forums from krager.

So... reverse Cred Forums basically?

So if Oliver gets fired, where will all the teenage libtards and fedora neckbeards get their news from now?

Where do Cred Forumsacks get them? Just find out what they hate and you struck gold.

Except Cred Forums is mostly /r9k/ worshipping Hitler unless you count the stupid r/TheDonald Reddit invasion which has happened a couple of weeks ago since the subreddit got shut down.

gawker, motherjones, salon, alternet, /r/politics, huffington post

there's literally a plethora of garbage clickbait sites for gullible young libtards who need a reason they're working at starbucks aged 23 and the world's passing them by

I'm genuinely curious who gets laid less, Cred Forumsacks or SJWs?

Cred Forums and anime nerds probably get the least action of any board on this site by a wide margin

>Cred Forums is mostly /r9k/ worshipping Hitler
Confirmed for having never gone there. It's actually quite politically diverse.

You forgot cracked. And anyway, the right has the exact same type of garbage clickbait bullshit, tho not nearly as successful financially.

>breitbart
>dailystormer
>zero hedge
>the right stuff

>r/TheDonald Reddit invasion which has happened a couple of weeks ago since the subreddit got shut down.

The reddit invasion of Cred Forums happened about 6 months ago.
Someone once posted the visitor/poster stats, it was quite a big increase.

>That's what I meant but don't expect these children to know that knowing how to cut down a tree is the same as having a phD in dendrology

Bullshit. You misspoke, like you misspoke just now.

>this meme again
Kek

Well, yes, but between those 2 groups I'd put my money on Cred Forums having the most permavirgins.

>It's like learning about meat from a butcher

it's almost as though there's an election going on

reddit is overwhelmingly left wing, if there were a reddit invasion of Cred Forums it would have switched Cred Forums away from Trump, but that hasn't happened

I think Cred Forums is just getting more popular all the time. Freedom of speech shouldn't be a website's selling point, but here we are.

>it's a "lets shit-talk other boards even tho we all crossboard unlike newfags"

you're on fucking Cred Forums bro
we're all basically the same and talk the same

what's wrong with the daily stormer?

Been a while since I used this

It's Cred Forums crossboarders that are the problem user

>this meme
>from the guy who thinks the Hitler worship is genuine

reddit has been infesting this website for the last 5 years, it started flooding onto Cred Forums after Baneposting became popular and Marvel capeshit started to grow in popularity too. It's no surprise that this board is full of faggy teen drama generals like GoT and Doctor Who when that's the main demographic moving in here the last few years

>139 posts
>50 posters

the only one sperging out and putting effort into this thread is you dude

>fuck kikes
>posting Goebbles and Goering
>fuck niggers
>praising the days of fascism
>Hitler worship is fake

Try harder

Honestly, absolutely everything. I could probably find a few good things to say about Breitbart and maybe even some alt left sites(probably not Gawker tho) but nothing about them. They're a good part of the reason we've been flooded with redditards and other shitposting scum too.

nigga what would a lumberjack not know about trees?

Yeah, they come in waves for the memes when something becomes popular. I remember when BrBa was on, Cred Forums was a cesspool.
Now it's Cred Forums and Trump. Some are crossboard posters, but there's a lot of reddit too.

>Learning about Memes from Facebook

>there's a thread up about fascism
>that means everyone here is a Nazi!!
By that logic everyone on Cred Forums is avidly into Blacked

>make posts 24/7 worshipping Hitler
>"but we don't -actually- worship Hitler guys"

>CURRENT YEAR man is an honest to god shill

LEL

>flooded with redditards and other shitposting scum too.

How does that follow when reddit is a left wing website full of butthurt millennials who overwhelmingly vote democrat?

i dont think so
ppl can have different political views; Cred Forums is built on anonymity and free speech - with no "upvoting" system so you're forced to read things you may not like. Which is why I come here instead of reddit where everything is a "safespace" echochamber and where all the top comments are just extremely lame puns.

lol, you should check out /qa/. It's full of crying redditors who get upset when their interracial porn threads get deleted

Everything is on reddit or so I'm told. There were hreads here where people posted caps from redditards talking about moving from reddit to Cred Forums because their shit is getting deleted. And unless you were born before 1980 you're a millenial too.

Cred Forums is an echochamber. I mean a bunch of boards are, Cred Forums especially.

Reddit's new Maoist boss issued a Great Leap Forward where the counter culture boards were exterminated. Choosing between natural light or finding some other online cesspool, the former residents of subreddits like /r/coontown and /r/TheFappening came here.

Literally half of the replies to this post are some unfunny samefagging cunt who probably wants to submit this to /r/Cred Forums for his leddit points. this is why the site has gone to shit, it's been flooded with underage reddit and facebook children who shouldn't be here. they're easy to spot because they immediately take offence at anything remotely lewd or demeaning, which explains the surge in posters complaining about racism in the last few years.

Could you ever imagine someone complaining about the word nigger in 2010?

reminder how many times you attempt to corroborate Cred Forums and reddit it will never, ever be true, and redditors who have flooded this site in the last few years hate Cred Forums passionately

>the surge in posters complaining about racism in the last few years.

No one gives a shit about racism. It's when a normal thread starts and the first response is "The Jews inb4 lefty-pol" that pisses people off.

I keep hearing about segments from him every once in a while where he genuinely highlights a serious issue from an objective standpoint

But 99% of what I hear from him is legitimately 0/10 political bullshit with no actual intellectual credibility and smug retarded tone

>le angry leftistcuckactualyearman

People that like him are the ones that will die first when Emperor Trump win.

That's the exact same thing you faggot
You literally just complained about racism right now

You're probably a Jew

The degenerates of reddit were kicked out.

Degenerates are more likely to agree with Cred Forums

He took money from Hillary Clinton in exchange for positive coverage and has been coordinating with her campaign

agreed

Cred Forums is already lost to the PC hivemind. Lebbit needs to fuck off. "OMG YOU'RE A FUCKING PEDO user FOR POSTING THIS 16 YEAR OLD'S PIC, MODS!!! MODS!!!"

thankfully Cred Forums hasn't been lost, Cred Forums has tho
it's really the worst

No, faggot. I don't care if someone calls me a nigger. I care when any chance of a discussion is removed so Cred Forums can discuss how the Holocaust didn't happen for the millionth time that week.

when does this ever happen? the bigger problem on Cred Forums is blatant spamming of interracial pornography that the mods allow, and screenshots of tweets from left wing celebrities that are de facto politics threads that the janitors and mods allow because it fits their politics.

You'll deny all this though despite knowing it's the truth.

That shit should make you laugh you dumbass. It usually only happens in topics that don't deserve real discussion anyway, like this one

hmm, I haven't seen holocaust discussion on Cred Forums in probably years. Why are you so desperate to create this narrative that there is a problem with right-wing politics on Cred Forums when the only people who spam this board are leftypol fedoras and SRS?

You just don't get neo-Cred Forums and Trump memes if you think it's incompatible with a huge part of reddit.
Reddit has a lot of edgy teenage boys (basically all the Cred Forums types) who love edgy Trump memes aka what's currently on Cred Forums.
There's also less love for Hillary than you imagine, since most of Reddit was into Bernie.

No but there's constant Cred Forums bait and I don't know what the fuck you mean by leftypol when even Cred Forums has been taken over by the right wing. You're lying, paranoid or just retarded.

>you didn't complain about things that annoy me too
>you're one of them
Fuck right off. It's all bad and needs to be purged, but right now we're discussing the "Cred Forums is rightful Cred Forumsish clay" shit.

>when does this ever happen?
Haven't you seen the guy who constantly posts screenshots of an actor's ethnicity, making sure to highlight 'Ashkenazi Jew' every time? Or the people linking J-Dar resulsts?

There's literally nothing wrong with leftypol.

Kind of this; there's still a huge difference between Cred Forums and pro Trump redditors

For instance, I watched the debate Sunday with some friends. One of them and I pulled out laptops; I was on Cred Forums for the sticky and he opened up /r/the donald. Theyre not two expressions of the same sensibilities, they're two different universes entirely. Only reddit just copies Cred Forums
This Normie friend of mine started talking about meme magic the other day. It almost made me visibly upset

>Highlighting Ashkenazi Jews
Yeah and it's funny. I laugh at it every time.

Because that's the extent of your sense of humor: HAHA KIKES AMIRIGHT for the 100,000th time.

Yes, so long as Jews are the most protected demographic socially then anti-Semitism will always be funny

Have another (((you))) and stop getting mad about it

>even Cred Forums has been taken over by the right wing

so you saw one thread that complained about the cultural appropriation of white american heroes into SJW nigger fantasies and now you believe the board is "tainted by Cred Forums devils"?

...

>Jews are the most protected demographic
Even it was - and it isn't - it would have been for good reason. I don't give a shit about them but that's all you talk about don't you?

Yeah, that's it.

Mate, if you don't appreciate commitment, you don't appreciate Cred Forums.
We have countless autists that do the same thing for years at a time and I'll never stop loving it.
I keep track of like 5 different filenames that certain posters have been using for nearly a decade and I always smile when I see their latest post

>maoists
Worst part about leftypol desu senpai

whatever makes you feel superior and helps you forget about your own pitiful life user

BUT ITS CURRENT YEAR

not him but the idea of dropping an actor because he's 1/16 jewish is kinda funny in an absurd way, I don't laugh at it tho

You see, I ain't that obsessive so this shit just irks me. I'm here just to shitpost and for some banter but we can't have that anymore because retards have to spew their shitty memes everywhere.

Which one of those 2 are you user?

you have a real chip on your shoulder, I don't know anyone who cares about kikes who isn't one. Why are you pretending to be some impartial non-affiliate?

You laugh at the person tho not with him tho.

This is a sign that you spend too much time in your hugbox. "All my Cred Forums friends agree" is not a source.

I don't care about them tebehe but you seem to have the need to bring them up in discussion.

Cred Forums was lost to generals. Horrible what happened to that board. I blame /brit/

>taking a shit lads

not even true

>I'm here just to shitpost and for some banter
>but we can't have that anymore because retards have to spew their shitty memes everywhere.
This makes absolutely no sense, kike

I didn't bring them up in this thread, you did, but I guess people bring them up here because they know it triggers people like you

Just once try to be original user.

You're a fucking idiot. Joking about Jews shouldnt irk you.

calm down dude
sheesh

get a load of this hothead
you really need to stop being a newfag
have a rare

what do you expect from redditors?

...

Underrated

kek

Cred Forums memes have nothing to do with Cred Forums. Cred Forums is about arguing with guy in Brazil about circumcision at 3 am.

Absolutely not. He's King Reddit.

didn't realize wikileaks was a hugbox

Anything that doesn't involve chopping them down?

>lumberjacks
>not knowing about trees
Nigga he may not be a botanist but he probably knows more about trees than an average joe

Wikileaks is Cred Forums combined with Buzzfeed. Their titles are always contradicted by their own articles.