If you could wake up tomorrow as any celebrity on the planet who would you rather be. Me? I'd like to be Robert Downey Jr.
>talented as fuck
>bros with all the collest actors & directors
>got to have fun with drugs for a few years and brush it off like it was nothing
>get paid 50 million a year just to fuck around in front of a green screen
>impeccably eccentric taste in shoes
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probably Cara Delevigne or Hilary Duff
>5'1
sorry m8...
Johnny Sins
>ripped as fuck
>huge dick
>hot wife who lets you fuck whoever you want
>best job ever
Hayley Atwell
I would marry my old self and then switch back
profit
Anyone with huge loads of cash to waste is good enough for me.
that qt from the detour i would play with my clitty all day
>Choosing to be a turbo manlet
you had probably killed yourself during the drug period
Manlet is a state of mind fampai
He was raped in prison.
I would rather be Rocco Siffredi myself
>it'z only smellz
>plsss, make me nasty…make me nasty, I luvva nasty, cmon…Ima nasty boy
>she's virgin for meee
>ees too small?
>plis dun crie
>u test ur ass?
>ooo yeah, vy do u make my deek so hard?
>much too thick?
>sucky sucky sucky
>u r so fuckin pretty to me ahhh…beautiful…beautiful to me ahhh
>don’t take off now because I enjoy too much!
>it’s naht bloody, but it’s a little broken…
>one finger???
>u like when Rocco phuck u, velly strung?
>where you come from?
>u take all the way inside bitch…drink it
>vat to say? hmmm vat to say??
>vat is going on…with u…ahhh so much make me cum…
>imagine ur father if he see dis movie, what he say?
>this is really incredible nasty…
>you shud not hiv told me ur father wash my porno
>ooo yeah, put the tongue inside, put the tongue inside...
>is it your real father who's going to watch?
>ooo, wrung hole...niccce
He is a fucking legend!
>manlets actually believe this
Raped is a state of mind famzoid
Being a male porn star is horrible
>do crazy shit to make your dick bigger a
>take a bunch of drugs to have bigger loads
>have to be able to get and stay hard, on command, for hours
>have to be able to cum on demand for the director
>have to be willing to take it in the ass because gay4pay is where the real money is
Yeah you get to fuck lots of women but there's no pleasure in it
>have to be able to get and stay hard, on command, for hours
there are drugs for that
>have to be able to cum on demand for the director
let's be realistic here, they make you cum, film it and then film the rest. First time is relatively fast if you don't hold back
>have to be willing to take it in the ass because gay4pay is where the real money is
implying you won't be fucking delicious twinks with your freshly constructed monster cock
Johnny Depp
He looks like an absolute faggot but 14-16 yr olds get moist at the thought of him. I can only imagine the amount of teen puss he's smashed over the years...he's probably been on more teenagers than Hot Topic.
That sounds plausible. They've basically got the same demographic.
Henry Cavill. I just want to look like him. I don't really have any other reason. It's just that he's so friggin handsome >,
Genius!!
One of those child boy actors because i'd like old men molest my little penis and touch my cute pink hole
A young brad Pitt. 22 when he went down to la to live in his car. Just reading his bio is like a fucking fantasy novel. Imagine being that good looking where you end up hating it and dressing grunge and growing your hair and beard out but you still looks incredible? wtf man. a friend from his acting class asked him to read with her at an agent audition. he didnt shower the night b4 because he wanted to look ugly. after the auditon the agents were like idk what you thought about her but we have to sign that kid. 6 months in hollywood trying to make ends meet and he lands an agent and the next month hes on dallas. dont get me started on his character in thelma and louise.
This guy:^D
This guy gets it.
>get to bang out prime Jennifer Aniston
>smokes and drinks
>nearly every film you star in is a box office hit.
>Tippy toeing
RDJ is a Manlet in mind, body, and would be soul too if Jews had them.
Justin Timberlake for tfw Biel wife
Is RDJ a Jew? I thought he was besties with Mel.
Who is this?
>Robert's father is of half Lithuanian Jewish, one quarter Hungarian Jewish, and one quarter Irish, descent
D R O P P E D
R O P P E D
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P P E D
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>borax
That's a big fucking box too. They must have a serious roach problem. Is Biel a slob?
Jewishness only comes from the mother.
Like colour blindness
t. Rosenstienburg
You don't think they allow halfbreeds into the ruling class do you?
>RDJ
>sucking all that cock in back alleys for drugs
No thanks.
Idris Elba
>do crazy shit to make your dick bigger
Go on. . .
DiCaprio
How bad must your hairline be if you wanna switch with Cavill
Kim Kardashian. I'm rich as fuck and I didn't even do anything.
Yeah, fucking subhuman micks
The snozberries guy from Super Troopers
>married to Christina Hendricks
Basically, yeah. It's not fun at all. You can't get any other job when you're older, your dick stops working early, the girl you loved only loved your dick, etc.
It's great to be able to say 'I've got a dick that your girl would go crazy for' 'I'm better at fucking than you' for 5 years tops and all that but in the end it's just fucked and you get nothing from it all.
>not being a POV shooter who directs, shoots and releases his own material
>get to fuck the fresh starlets as they enter the industry
Pic related.
Imagine all the dicks he sucked while on drugs.
You've made a mistake in your post.
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