It must be very hard to fap with that hand good thing he has Rey can jerk him off now

It must be very hard to fap with that hand good thing he has Rey can jerk him off now.

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>get robohand indistinguishable from a real one the day after its cut off
>80 years later have a shitty rusty robohand
???

The flesh plastic degraded from lack of Oil of Midichlorians.

He's in exile, can't really do much more to maintain it.

Pretty sure he can use the force to insta-jizz

>tfw using the force to gently massage your prostate for hours until you finally nut

It blows my mind that this is a fucking figure

>not using the force to massage every erogenous zone simultaneously
>not using the force to hold off release as you build orgasm until it's strong enough to break your mind
>not using the force to shape an invisible fuck doll out of thin air

It was to remind normies that Luke's hand was missing for the sake of the trailer. If it was just a black gloved hand, it could have been anybody.

Whatever sells, man.

I don't even wanna know how many "different" versions of C3P0 and R2D2 are out there.

Are Jedi allowed to masturbate? They can't have regular sex. Is there a Jedi approved spank bank filled with material that does not lead to the Dark Side?

When was the last time he wiped his ass

He uses the force push on the residual shit, don't worry.

I'm pretty sure it's one of those figures that sells for well over a hundred dollars at comic book stores.

The face looks really good but the proportions/pose/clothes seem artificial. Like, you can see by the texture of the fabric that it's a small piece.

I mean, has this topic ever been broached at all in Star Wars? You seem to be going off of the notion that they have not created a system of asshole maintenance that is more efficient than paper. They have swords made of lasers and faster than light travel. I'm sure they've figured out hermit pooping.

He probably just shits in the ocean and creates some force-waves to was his asshole.

It's a Hot Toys prototype figure so when it does hit retail you're looking at $200-$300 at least.

That's always a problem with fabric figures. Plastic looks better at that scale, honestly.

Yeah. The way it hangs under its weight, too, the thickness, all contrasts with the great work on the other details.

i think it's a pretty cool figure desu

I think I wouldn't even last 10 seconds with Rey pulling my cock

Why would you fap with your right hand? Never understood that. How the fuck are you supposed to use the mouse?

Yeah, I forgot what they were called. Apparently they take a high detail scan of the actors face and use it as a template. I guess they had to go from old pictures with the Adam West Batman.

this

Her teeth scare the shit out of me for some reason. Are they implants?

What the heck, I want force now??!!

Are you retarded?

There's Hot Toys & QMX. This is QMX's Malcolm Reynolds done with the same digital scanning process.

No you idiot, it's confirmed Daisy is a lycanthrope

Galactic healthcare sucks

Answer me nigger.

Do away with feer by imagining those sharp chompers scraping along your dicc while her tongue works its invisible magic

>watching porn
lol at your life mate

>her face when she see your small penis cumming after only 8 seconds of touching it

We already have hermit shitting figured out. They just don't wipe.

Well I have an IQ of 73, but I'm not retarded

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Tech and healthcare plummeted after the empire was destroyed.

Yeah and the First Order ran off with all the toilet paper so the resistance is a bunch of smelly fucks.

>her face when you stick your penis inside her and she asks: is it in yet?

She's too cruel

>Imagine her breath as her mouth gets closer to your cock.
>Imagine her moist lips making contacting on your skin for the first time.
>Imagine her eyes locking with yours as she makes her way down your shaft.
>Imagine her delicately giving you a feel of her teeth as she sucks you off.

UNGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!

fuck

Im already cumming

Well I have an IQ of 73, but I'm not retarded

good thing you can jerk me off now.

her face reminds me of Rich Evans

I don't see any ice.

>ywn taste Rick Evans vinegary balls

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contrary to popular belief, you CAN teach yourself to fap with your left, even if you're not a southpaw.

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One-Hand Jack

>imagine touching her chest and it feels flat as a board

Hmm its like rubbing a 8 year old boy.

Don't get me too excited user. If only she had a dick.

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>imagine being gay and not enjoying that

Are you implying that Cred Forums doesn't like flat-chested females?

mm bby

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What an athletic man.

I guess he doesn't go to the Chancellor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center.

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Tall girls with thin frames are my fettish. A girl just like Daisy who was a natural Dom would be my ideal fantasy.

>tfw you spend every day silently praying that Daisy reactivates her instagram.

I didn't know how well I had it boys. I regret not appreciating it more. ;_;

she can kettle my bell if you know what i mean

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How many guys came inside daisy during TFA filming?

I bet boyega filled her with multiple loads

>Check thread.
>Realize nobody has posted the cutest Daisy webm.

I will correct this error.

>fuck me tony.jpg

I guess one, maybe two.

I am also betting Boyega never filled her.

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Some people have bent dicks. I legit can't masturbate with my left hand because of that.

>#flatchestedandwhat

Didn't any of the female Jedi executed during order 66 go on to be force ghosts?

I'm sure Luke could call on a few of them for fap material.

It's not made for fucking, mate. Those look different.

>implying he doesn't have a fleshlight accessory

>you will never have ghost Aayla give you a lapdance while you fap

Why even live

ew thats his father also in the age of internet everyone faps with their left hand

jeid can have regular sex

His hand has spirit of Anakin that is slowly overtaking him?

>implying sheev gave out human looking robohands
he would come out more machine than man

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it would cost shit ton but you could mix the 2, have a strong frame etc. that cloth looks too thick for him so I don't think they did a good job even in that way

Rey has it

Doesn't make sense. Anacunt got redeemed and became a blue ghost.

They retconned it so Jedi's can fuck, but can't have attachments to people. So basically they can fuck bitches all they want as long as they don't fall in love. I'm not even kidding.

monogamy is of the dark side