It's a Truman eats a dry pot noodle because he has lost the energy to stay healthy or even bothered episode

how many years until this happens in real life?

Now

>It's a Truman gets horrifically sunburnt after spending his entire weekend drinking and taking drugs and falling asleep on his roof and spends the next 4 days off work and bedridden watching Adventure Time and Disney movies and has the time of his life episode

>it's a Truman gets pissed falls over knocking his contact lenses out , and can't find the way home episode.

PLEASE WAKE UP

>It's a Truman becomes so depressed he wants to kill himself but the producers won't allow him

this meme is SPICY! HOT!

>it's a Truman can't hold on and pisses his pants at the cash machine episode.

>It's a Truman finds he has inadvertently created a tiny civilization that advances at an incredible technological pace only for it to be destroyed by the network for fear of violating copyright killing billions of tiny lives episode

>it's a Truman sucks his best mates girlfriends tits episode.

>it's a Truman can't stop getting high episode.

>It's a Truman sends creepy text to ex wondering if she has thought about his cock today episode

"Truman" is going to watch mean girls and fap

>It's a Truman can't stop drinking coffee every 2 hours because he can't face the caffeine withdrawals episode

>its a truman watches a sissy hypno video and trys to eat his own cum and feels ashamed afterwards episode

>It's a Truman wakes up goes to work comes home shiposts on Cred Forums goes to bed and then repeats again episode

>it's a Truman purposefully builds a child's bunk bed incorrectly, to increase the chances it collapses episode.

He made it look like he was concerned when that kid's arm broke when it finally did collapse, but you could see a pretty obvious erection forming the whole time.

Its a Truman gets high and becomes paranoid that he's on a TV show episode.

>Sick from school a few years back
>Got to stay home and watch Truman listen to music on his bed for two hours before he fapped and fell asleep

Anyone else have really /comfy/ memories because of this shit?

>it's a Truman's body has never looked better, but know he feels heart blockage pains episode

so does wife have to give up her life just to be with truman, seems like a shitty gig yeah you get bank but fuck you got to live on the set all day long and you got no personal life

Technically yes. I mean, water is healthy.

>It's a Truman sees a jogger girl and can't help but stare while driving and nearly kills some pedestrians who are also hot and he's pretty sure that they *know*, but at this point he stares at them too because fuck it

user DONT DRINK TOO MUCH OF IT IT WILL KILL YOU

LISTEN TO REASON

Isn't Chris Chan a real life Truman?

>it's a they take all the salt and sugar out of pot noodles so now they taste like shit episode

Would money have any real meaning in a fake town? Were they planning to fake her death so that she could retire one day?

>It's a Truman gets pneumonia and dies and they have to reboot the series episode

i think thats were the main focus should of been on, shit shes a fucking trooper, she puts out for him and there was a good chance that one day they would of had kids,all for what? And all that for somebody she probably doesnt love. she probably is a crazy bitch or she really needs money for her ailing mothers hospital bills back in the real world

Be realistic

What if they hired twins to play her.

>should of been

but what happens when one gets preggo? then one twin has to work non stop for like a year to keep up appearances

>Its a Truman jumps over a shark while on water skis episode
It was all downhill after that

>its a "Truman calls out the jew for thier shenanigans, starts a national socialist party, kills all the kikes and gets beaten by the anglos" episode

it was kind of disgusting the first times you saw it but now it just really makes you think..

MUH WAGE GAP.

>Its a Truman starts a Facebook and wonders why he has so many friend requests episode.

>that episode where teenage Truman slept over at his friends house and initiated a "wrestling match" at 2am which ended after Truman tried to dry hump his friend while nervously saying "I'm not gay or anything" and a random house fire false alarm suddenly interrupted the moment

>when you see the boom mic

>its a Truman tries to rub against a little boy on the bus without causing alarm episode

Man, Truman sure has some weird issues.

>it's a truman has a prostate orgasm and eats his own jism episode
disgusting

> it's a Truman sticks the handle of a hairbrush up his asshole while he jacks off to trap porn before promising himself yet again that this will be the last time episode

They probably looked from slav shitholes for the actress. Lots of qt's, they get to live a nice american dream no worries about the expenses and their families also get by by their check. Wouldn't be too bad compared to prostitution.

>it's a Truman discovers Jenkem episode.

>its a Truman pathetically runs to fap to his wife's woman magazines the minute she leaves the house and eats his cum to hide the evidence
You're not fooling me by cutting to advertising

> it's a Truman ejaculates over his own stomach and let's it dry in as he was too lazy to get a tissue and spends the rest of the day picking bits off himself like a snake shedding its skin episode.

>it's a truman cums in the dirty sock by his own bed episode
>it's a truman smells the dirty cumsock and is surprised by how much it smells like cotton candy scene

>it's a Truman remembers what he did with his best friend's little brother flashback scene
i don't even know how they did that. what the fuck. and also, [incoherent anguished howling noises]

>it's a Truman stays up until 5am in a Steam group voice chat bullying foreigners and trannies while trying to get feet pics from a 14 year old Israeli girl

one of my favorites

>it's a Truman is stuck with a shitty job for the foreseeable future but at least meets a coworker that also smokes weed episode

>it's a Truman cups his hand over his asshole when he farts, closes it, then opens it in his friends faces.

It was pretty funny at first, but when he started doing it to himself in public, it got sorta weird.

>it's a Truman almost gets hit by a bus but gets coincidentally distracted by a dove before he steps in front of it and starts thinking about what matters in his life, starts reading the Bible and resolves to start going to church, but when Sunday morning comes is too tired and stays home and faps three times for an hour each instead episode

>it's a truman walks around at night and pushes old people down just to see if he can get away with it episode

>its a Truman desperately tries to go back to sleep to meet that girl he fell in love with in his dream again

Uh is this something you've done user?

>it's a Truman gets angry at his wife because she always makes him wear a rubber and he can't feel shit episode.

Its a Truman watches "predator" for the 60th time episode

>it's a truman tries to put a condom on and it doesn't fit and he can barely get it past his cock head.

I wonder where truman went wrong

Well, this hit close to home.

I used a screwdriver handle

>it's a Truman decides to go to the local mall and take creepshots of underskirts episode
I don't really feel comfortable when he takes one of a really young girl.

>it's a Truman wonders if anyone would even come to his funeral if he'd just die tomorrow episode

>it's a truman has basically became frank from IASIP and has simply stopped caring

They were planning on give truman an affair, but he escaped

What the fuck are pot noodles?

>it's an everyone forgets to type "episode" episode

I hate these

>That episode where Truman rapes a 13 year old girl and the producers make everyone keep quiet about it to keep the show going.
The girl's family had to keep acting friendly to Truman all the while knowing what he did.

>it's a Truman tries to remember or look something up about a movie / actor when we would just go to IMDb but he can't since it's doesn't exist on his internet

>dat time when Truman said, can't remember the exact quote, but he basically invented IMDb saying there should be a website where you could look up what actors are in what movies and then see what other movies those actors are in

HE'S THINKING ABOUT IT

ABORT THREAD
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>it's a Truman searches his own name on Troogle episode and is sad about how not-famous he is and the dramatic irony is colossal we all feel like gods at his expense

just fly a camera drone over the Sentineleese

That one really hit hard. Remember all the memes it spawned?

Bitch won't even let him fuck her ass. I'm starting to fear that he's become a role model for young men and that's why we have so many betas

>What the fuck is google?

>implying anyone would want to watch me doing literally nothing for decades

> It's a Truman where he shot a kid who broke into his house episode.
Classic

>Its a progressive episode where his male co-worker becomes a tranny and is berated by all the other characters for being mildly uncomfortable
I hated how they pressured him into saying she was attractive.

>It's a Truman where he shot a kid who broke into his house episode
I kek how black lives matter used that old clip as anti-white propaganda. The kid looked fucking mexican.

>It's a Truman buys cupcakes and eats them alone on his birthday in his apartment because college has distanced himself from his only friends

Kek

>it's a Truman masturbates to his own baby photos and suddenly has to attend counselling sessions for no apparent reason.

>It's a Truman stays in the car an extra 30 minutes after driving home from work because he needs to prep himself to suffer the miserable life he never asked for episode.

>That episode where Truman rapes a 13 year old girl
At least this was in the early 2000s and it was easier to cover up. Didn't they just change her age and write her out?

>It's a Truman witnesses several bombings go off in the city as the show struggles to explain to viewers why they cancelled sponsorship with Samsung episode

Any one got some better pics of Meryl Burbank's feet?

>It's a Truman discovers a whole in the wall behind a door behind a cabinet at work and after crawling through it he finds himself in the minds eye of actor John Malkovich.

the writers couldnt have been move pleased with themselves after coming up with this one.

those weren't her real parents, but obviously they get connected when they work together so long

>It's a Truman finds a dingleberry in the shower and wonders what it tastes like episode.

>it's a Truman buries the body and the field is randomy ploughed the next day so he has to dig it up and dump the body in the lakeepisode

>The next episode when the town announces a town wide scuba diving competition in the lake but Truman is locked in the house but the windows have been replaced by shatterproof plastic overnight

>The last episode of the season when they set up the "asyum" storyline for the next season.

>it's another Christof cameo

just fucking stop, already

She had real siblings also on the set.
But yeah the family was written off.

>its a truman is alone at his birthday episode

>it's a Truman fucks up but doesn't know how to say sorry

>it's a truman gets told by two pretty girls at his university that he looks like an attractive actor and has to go to the toilet to cry tears of joy because he's never been complimented like that before episode

>it's a groundhog day/truman show cross-over season

It was the bestest of seasons.

>The one where Chevy becomes the show's sponsor and gives Truman a brand new Camaro SS, only to have him lose control and crash into oncoming traffic, killing 3 people.
>The next episode he has a Chevy spark and the event is never mentioned again.

>it's a someone "guesses" something about Truman's past in order to build up a rapport with him dialogue

> not knowing about Nasubi

youtube.com/watch?v=2YUyU-LE6qU

wew

>it's a Christof betrays his original artistic sensibilities by staging some supernatural event for the ratings episode

>Its a Truman falls in love with a girl who only had a guest apperance contract, but she uses Truamn's attention as leverage for a better contract and the writers kill her off season

Holy shit, how does Truman function day to day?

Truman meets Bigfoot wasn't as great as I thought it would be.

>The episode when Truman tries to get home from work quickly since he had a bad day at the office but is blocked by traffic from the black history month parade the after a bit of waiting he slams his foot on the accelerator and speeds into the parade from behind.

The Sam Raimi guest director episodes are classics

He doesnt.
Every episode is a
>truman is already dead inside episode

>it's a Truman walks by the elementary school and stares just a tiny bit longer than is socially acceptable at the young girls at the playground and the director gets increasingly worried episode

>it's a Truman farts in his cubicle and he feels a small turd slip through and he tries to inconspicuously walk to the bathroom but it's on the other side of the office and everyone can see the growing stain on the back of his pants and when he finally does make it to the bathroom he can't muster up the courage to leave the stall and he cries for twenty minuets before cleaning himself up episode

I have to admit though, the threads that day were worth it.

what in the fuck, and all this for only ¥1 million

>Every time Truman tries to leave work early he's blocked by a parade and his wife greets him at the door with rushed makeup

How many parades can one town have?

>Next day there is a 3 meter high wooden fence around the playground

>it's a kayfabe Florida passes some libtard law and Truman hears on the way to work how awesome it is
>dat enraging episode where Truman's health insurance got CHEAPER, not even adjusting for inflation

Do you guys remember the pilot?

Man, it was such a shame they replaced his mother.

The conceiving was pretty graphic.

>it's another Truman does something that has every black person on Twitter saying "I KNEW THAT'S WHAT WHITE PEOPLE ARE SECRETLY LIKE" and race relations IRL get even worse episode

>Its a throws a rock out of his car at a high speed and it goes though the windshield of a semi that was behind him, causing the death of 20 people episode
I knew that he had road rage, but holy shit.

>It's a "Truman shits in the shower and stomps it down the drain" episode

>it's a Truman goes to a playground by himself with a backpack then sits on the bench and waits for something episode
They have to do something about this, those kids are going to get hurt

>not knowing about the government nanites in our drinking water tracking our movements and body functions for persuasive tactics

>It's a Truman is forced to work with a black guy and a black family moves in next door and Truman's wife invites them round for dinner every night until Truman realises they're just normal people episode

>it's a Truman tells his psychologist about something that happened to him as a kid and we're not sure if he's making it up, or actually thinks it happened, or if it did happen and Christof covered it up

>The bit when Truman cuts a hole into the side of fence that was out of view from the street and began to stick his erect cock into the hole. Then Marlon came out of nowhere to if he wanted to go drink some cold ones

>truman becomes a neet shut in and starts shitposting on 9chan

The application process to become a shitposter on 9chan was hard as fuck though. The job itself was fucking fun though. Anyone else here from the 9chan days?

>Its an extra has to spend years of his life living a role he hates because Truman befriends him episode

>it's a Truman calls in dopesick with "the flu" for the 5th time in 6 months and still doesn't get fired episode

No, then you just get her pregnant too.

>That season that was sponsored by Dr Pepper desite Truman's severe allergy to Dr Pepper

Holy shit, when he went into anaphalyctic shock halfway though the Small Small World ride in the Disneyland episode I fucking lost it.

>it's a Truman Meets halloween special
>Truman once again ends up killing the actor
Truman Meets the Mummy is gonna be a disaster this year, isn't it? Especially now that Truman has that elephant rifle.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasubi

> Nasubi is a Japanese word for "eggplant"—the nickname was chosen due to his 30 cm long face shaped like a Japanese eggplant. Nasubi thought he was being recorded and the show would be re-broadcast later. But in actuality he was on livestream video with the highlights re-broadcast each week complete with cartoon sound effects making fun of everything he did, especially his sadness and frustration.

our guy

>it's a IRL famous actor comes to Seahaven for a cameo and the episode is ruined because 1. why the fuck are so many stars coming to tiny non-descript Seahaven, it ruins the realism WHICH IS THE WHOLE REASON WE WATCH A REALITY SHOW and 2. movie actors NEVER FUCKING GET that you can't act in Seahaven like you do on a movie set. It looks so off and it weirds out Truman.

Remember Truman Meets Pennywise though? I still laugh thinking about how he shit himself in front of Marlon and Marlon had to pretend to be scared too and not just disgusted and angry. Even the Marlon actor couldn't stay in character.

>it's a Truman pays an 8 year old girl $10 to get naked in front of his video camera and gets away scot free because the viewers don't want to see him in jail for the next 20 seasons episode

>It's a Truman burns his hand on the toaster and gets do enraged that he smashes in on the floor and stomps it to pieces episode.

it wouldnt have been so bad but there was a camera in that toaster

>It's a Wes Anderson guest directs an episode and Truman goes crazy over the colors episode

yeah, but unless you have nostalgia goggles, Truman's replacement Galaxy Note 7 literally backfiring on Samsung last week was even better

I don't get why brands think the Truman Show is their Oprah where they can get back into the country's good graces. I was hoping so hard for Truman to get sick after that Chipotle episode.

> it's a Truman gets busy in a burger king bathroom episode

Someone should seriously write a comedy series about this

>it's a Truman's phone battery "dies" to keep him from texting while driving episode

>Its a Truman beats an old lady to death and now he has night terrors and fear of the cops bursting through his door at any given time

AARP pulled their advertising after that, And the actor that played Nana quit in protest, that is why Nana "passed away" and they also cremated the body

>it wouldnt have been so bad but there was a camera in that toaster
Does anyone else feel like the jump from the late 90s/ early 2000 cameras to the new HD cameras makes the show cheaper? In a way it almost feels too real to me. I don't know how to explain it.

>getting banned for mentioning the show in case he caught on

I miss the good old days

>its a truman gets a job and realises that working 9-5 is a bigger prison than being a NEET is and goes back to shitposting and wanking all day because hed rather be free and poor than rich and a slave season

Oh my god, you're so fucking retarded. You do know that Truman is a fucking method actor right? And there have been multiple 'Trumans' so far. The whole thing is a fucking scam right next to WWE.

This is true truman posting.

I have literally no idea why the directors let that episode pass through in the first place.

>its a truman has literally spent all day wondering why men have 2 testicles episode.

it was really unclear why he had his hands in his pants all day because he didnt appear to be masturbating.

Just buy a dragon dildo or a tiny little butt plug or something. Discreet shipping so your mom won't suspect anything. Oh and your asshole will probably thank you for it as you explore your disgusting and degenerate homosexuality.

>18

>It's a Truman starts driving by the bus stop multiple times with the window down glaring at the pedestrians waiting there because its one of the few things that make him feel superior and cures his crippling depression episode.

>its a "Truman has been stalking a co worker after work for 3 weeks and has assembled a kill kit in his car before the co worker is promoted at short notice and sent to work in another state" episode

Pretty good episode

>it's a Truman eats magic mushrooms episode.

>it's a truman buys 5 grams of cocaine, a bunch of MDMA and a Fleshlight and books a week off work masturbating and listening to rave music episode

>That episode where Truman tries to kidnap an 8 year old girl from the school before his boss revealed the girl was his daughter and thanked Truman for making sure she was alright
>That other episode where he tried to get the preteen kid to get in his car before s policeman did 3 separate drive bys as intimidation
>That episode last week where Truman successfully got a small child in to his house and was grooming her until his best friend turned up with beers and the girl was rushed out the back

At what point are the producers going to stop this?

>Its an anti-racist episode where they introduce a black male/ white female couple as neighbours and they make some jokes about Truman's wife being attracted to the black guy

Remember how Cred Forums lost their shit and there were multiple (((Truman))) threads

>its a Truman discovers Cred Forums and the producers block the website from him, so he starts browsing 8 chan instead episode

That one was kind of boring to watch. He was just sitting there mumbling every now and then. The rainbow filter they used in that scene helped a little but I still had no idea what was going on in his head.

Truman would be used to people acting weird though.

>At what point are the producers going to stop this?
As an insider there has been some talk about hiring a young looking 'model' and getting his urges out of the system. They're going to introduce her as his long lost niece from eastern europe and write her out when her visa expires. Expect more commercial breaks in the near future.

>It's a Truman smokes pcp and carves a swastika into his forehead episode.

The special effects crew had to work overtime from there until the end.

>It's a Truman goes out of his way to run over any animal that was on the road
It is a miracle the producers removed most of the dogs and cats without Truman noticing

>It's a "Truman starts listening to rap on the radio on the way to work and says nigger right along with the song but doesnt understand why all his black co-workers have started looking at him funny" episode.

>it's a truman starts to doubt any of these stories were actually done by truman and is saddened that people seem to misunderstand the point of these threads scene.

Someone had to finally say it.

there are points plural
all welcome as far as I am concered

wut

That's why they allowed him to run over so many before they did it. They had to make it look convincing, like he'd literally just caused the animals in that area to become scarce. I hear they were under a lot of pressure from animal rights groups, but they proposed that as a compromise to keep him from killing any more than absolutely necessary.

This director is really lucky to have such a huge following. A lot of the PETA people are fans too so they were a little more understanding than they would have been otherwise.

>It's a Truman finds a small brown growth on his back and for the next three weeks medical experts disguised as random strangers walk up to him and gently feel the area trying to decide if it's cancer or not episode

I thought the mailman doing it was a stretch but he must've known something was up when the clown started doing it

>It's a 'Truman's crotch rubs up against a girl's arse on a crowded train and he can't wait to get home to masturbate to the memory' episode

> It's a clipshow montage but they had to edit out his childhood sister who exited the show after Truman put a spider in her shoe as a prank but ended up being a hobo spider and she lost her leg episode.

>that episode when truman is praying in church and "god" speaks to him
for fuck sake

*van screeching away in the distance*

>It's an older Truman gets into wacky black adventures after finding out that she's bringing a black guy to her high school prom, later meeting his dad and finding out that they're not so different, to where he gets added as the token in Truman's group.

>it's a "Truman goes back to community college even though he already has a degree just to flirt with the younger girls who are none the wiser to his older guy charm and ends up fucking one of the girls in a bathroom despite her being an actress that knows what's happening" episode

>Its Truman jenks himself into a coma episode

>it's a "Truman gets turned down yet again and contemplates blowing his fucking brains out to escape the loneliness but stops himself like always because there might be a qt who he's compatible with out there somewhere but probably not" episode

She just wanted that post-show "I fucked Truman" fame

>it's a truman stares down the barrel of his shotgun but chickens out episode

Really sick of this arc.

It's been, what, 200 episodes of it already?

>It's a truman spends the day on Cred Forums episode

>It's a Truman is tired as shit but cant take a nap because if he does he wont be able to sleep thru the night so hes just gotta stay up being miserable and watching shit tv episode.

as an editor this episode made me feel great cuz he has no idea how long we spend cutting these clips and blurring his dick when he gets out of the shower. just watching him yawn on the couch and keep checking his watch made my evening.

HOLY SHIT HE DOESN'T KNOW IT YET

METAFAGS BTFO

>it's a truman sees someone posting "HI TRUMAN" and he thinks someones stalking him so he shoots his neighbor episode

>It's a Truman steals his neighbor's garbage so he can chew her used tampons and pop her blood clots like M&Ms between his teeth and taste her essence episode

>It's a Truman shitposts on Cred Forums while pissing during his break at McDonald's

> It's a Truman nearly snaps after seeing a bird that somehow snuck in through gap in the dome.

Its a Truman stays up all night hoping a home invader will try to break in so he gets the chance to kill someone legally episode

Nah, I haven't done it in years.

>its a Truman miss-whipes his ass, with shit accidentally getting on his finger which he sniffs episode.

>It's a Truman is secretly aroused by the 12 year old girl next door episode

>It's a Truman wonders what a dog human inter species breed hybrid would look like

>it's a "Truman can't stop jerking it but is no longer excited by doing so and is horribly depressed" episode

who /comfy/ here watching Truman sleep? I never feel alone with him.

>its a "Truman stares a little too long at his nieces budding breasts poking through her T-shirt, and the execs quickly cut to adverts" episode

>It's a Truman spent his entire life savings on a real doll and then his TV broke so he has no money to eat for the next twenty days and he's afraid he might die and this lazy bitch just lays here and does nothing episode

>Choosing TV and sex dolls over food

Top tier life choices user.

D-did you not realize she wasn't an actual living woman who wouldn't help around the house or get a job?

>entire life savings
Man, insurance doesn't really make as much bank as I think huh

>it's a Truman chokes on food in an empty house episode

>tis a Truman bought a real doll shaped like a 10 year old girl and gets gaslighted because the producers keep hiding it off camera when he isn't looking

>Luckily Marlon bursts in with a six-pack of cold ones
>But he forgot the six-pack

>its a truman gives his gf multiple stds then she kills herself episode

>It's a Truman chokes on food and his dog just stares at him and wags his tail as he is choking to death and Truman manages to dislodge the food as he falls onto his computer chair and the dog picks up the food and runs away to eat it another room as Truman lays on the ground shaking and crying episode

>It's a Truman drives around with a rape kit in his trunk episode

>It's a Truman tries to hang himself and gets really close to actually dying but thankfully Marlon manages to save truman before truman can take a dive episode

shit was too real, also I met the real Truman Burbank. This was after he first quit, then two years later is dropped into a life-like recreation of the real town he was living in overnight. Guy was really unsure of everything, kinda felt bad for him.
Also kinda upset season 2 so far has sucked major ass, like Truman is too paranoid now.

>It's a "Truman resents his dog and starts being a little more physically violent with it from now on" season

>Another episode where Truman just sits at his computer getting drunk
holy fuck it's getting old

>It's a Truman sees couples at the mall and throws orange juice on them then runs away episode

>It's a Truman walking around aimlessly at night pondering his life and then gets spooked by some hoodlums and walks home quickly episode

>It's another great thread suddenly dies in the exact moment Truman enters it episode

>It's a "Someone bombed the dome and now there's a gaping hole in the sky" episode.

I love how they kept Truman from noticing by having one of the audio guys talk to Truman, to convince him he was going insane

That shit freaked me out

>it's a Truman keeps screeching racial slurs and spazzing out every time he's alone in his car episode

>It's a Truman stops selling or smoking weed and all of his friends stop talking to him within a month episode

too close to home dude.

>It's a Truman shot a massive load Peter North style to some hot porn and his nut was so hard that as he saw it flying out of his dick he closed his eyes in his vinegar strokes and now he can't find where the load landed and his parents are going to be at Truman's house to eat dinner in about 20 minutes episode

>It's a "Truman used up his whole stash on his friends who never smoke him out in return and wonders if they're really his friends at all" episode

i think he meant 18 three year olds

>It's a Truman tries to make a thread meant for actual discussion of a tv show and it gets deleted episode

Fucking janitors

>it's a "truman fights the urge to stare at his cute little sister's giant butt, feeling extra awful knowing she has been recently blindsided by a chronic and potentially fatal degenerative neurological illness"
truman wishes it was him so he could have a reason to finally die

>It's a Marlon has to show up with a six-pack and tell Truman to stop playing horst wessel lied on max volume at 3am in the morning episode.

It's a "Truman is left alone in his neighbor's room and finds her daughter's recently worn shoes laying around and sneaks in a long sniff, shuddering with pleasure afterward" episode

Now this is Trumanposting.

>It's a Truman gets an erection on the bus when the arm of the woman sitting next to him touches his own arm episode.

>its a truman can feel the cigarettes killing him more and more every morning but doesn't quit episode
>its a truman suddenly notices how incredibly surreal and impossible it is to simply be alive but this feeling instantly caves away in place of blind self-loathing episode
>its a truman looks in the mirror and thinks about how she could definitely never love a man like him episode

>its a truman sneaks into his black neighbours house in the middle of the night and sets it on fire because his wife was attracted to him episode
How does he keep getting away with it?

What's a woman doing in Truman's mirror?

Wouldn't they keep the day schedule the same as in the real world? So if anything does happen, you can only see sky from the hole.

>It's a Truman jacks off in a bathroom stall at work episode.

>he came 2 minutes in

top kek

Like you haven't, loser

U dumb?

>it's a Truman starts listening to Fetty Wap unironically episode.

And then suddenly Fetty Wap disappears from kayfabe existence and no one knows why. It's like they don't even care about plot holes in this show ffs