Your stuck on a island with a dvd player and a collection of every movie ever. You can choose one RLM star to be on the island with you forever to watch movie with. Who do you choose?
>Mike .Better educated in film, great riffing, thought provoking commentary
I like RLM but stop acting like such a fucking faggot about them.
Nathan James
But user, the RLM fanbase consists ENTIRELY of obsessive homosexuals.
Julian Bell
Mike, shitting on movies is fun
Anthony Diaz
Mike, he's more likely to die early so I can feast on his bloated corpse
Brody Lopez
Mike is a huge pleb so Jay.
Oliver Watson
Rich is fatter and easier to kill.
Joseph Price
I'd bring Rich because I want things to get tribal as quickly as possible
Luis Mitchell
can i just bring one of my friends?
Hunter Sullivan
Mike. I'm also a pollack so we'd just find something to make booze so we could drink and laugh at everything including movies. Mike also seems more of a survival type whether Jay seems just smart.
Cooper Edwards
I feel like Mike would just murder me.
Maybe Jay? I like his tastes more. Heh, tastes. As in, cannibalism. Shit, he likes trashy horror movies, probably watched Cannibal Holocaust a bunch of times. Can I take one of the women? At least I can probably overpower them if they become crazy and decide to kill me. You don't get to bring friends.
Isaac Gray
Jay.
Manlet at 5'3
good insight and riffing but would make me feel superior
Samuel Garcia
>Jay seems just smart.
Not really.
Isaiah Parker
I would rather hang out with Mike and the bots
Benjamin Foster
For some reason I thought you meant Mike stoklassa and the bots like Jay and Rich are autistic
Andrew Sanders
>>Mike .Better educated in film Mike doesn't know a goddamn thing about anything outside of Star Trek, and is willfully ignorant and disinterested in expanding his film knowledge. He's stubborn and close minded. Jay at least gives tons of different movies a chance.
Jace Rogers
I'd bring Rich Evans because that laugh of his would brighten even the coldest day
Jonathan Morales
His laugh is akin to that of a serial killer raping an infant.
Matthew Fisher
I choose Jay. My husbando
Parker Scott
>one of us
Austin Jenkins
Jay
Mike might be funnier but his taste in films is pleb-tier compared to Jay
Jordan Roberts
Trip trips confirm
Christopher Johnson
Would Mike lose weight on the island and turn back into an elf prince?
I don't think Jay would continue to look as good without his beard trimmer and hair products.
Michael Green
>Mike .Better educated in film
Literally wrong. Jay runs circles around that fat fuck in film knowledge. Mike knows two things, Star Trek and Star Wars. Jay is the best choice if you're not just picking someone to eat.
Christopher Powell
Jay because we'd watch shlocky horror together.
Camden Jackson
jay, because I could at least fuck him
Sebastian Torres
Jay isn't as good as you fags make him out to be. He's just more of a normalfag than Mike is.
Cooper Harris
Literally wrong. Go look at Jay's Twitter, or when Jay and Mike discuss older films and Mike is just treading water while Jay has actual knowledge about film in general.
Also being a "normalfag" isn't an insult. Get a fucking job and a girlfriend already you fat pussy.
Hunter Flores
Last I checked Mike has a gf and lots of friends outside of the RLM crew while Jay stays at home by himself watching cult films or going to the studio to hang out with Rich and Jack like a third wheel. Mike is way more normie.
Justin Scott
Jay has limited knowledge about any movie from before he was born.
Jeremiah White
And Mike has none. Also 'no'. Jay's favorite movie came out before he was born.
Jack Miller
AIDS Moby. You might be thinking that I'm joking, but hear me out first.
He's the most positive guy of the bunch. He'd work with me to make the life on the island as comfortable as it can be, never giving up. Also, he'd laugh at my shitty jokes and living with him could make him more bearable.
Meanwhile Mike would make light of the situation and make me laugh, but as the time passes by his jokes become more bitter and bitter till I'm only laughing because it's easier than just staring at him in confusion and worry. Working with Jay would be more fruitful. At first he'd really get into it coz he likes survival films and he thinks he's just living in one, but eventually that'd wear down and his bitterness would just make him watch movie over movie, ignoring me and anything going in the island. Rich is a no-go, he'd snap immediately and wander off into the island to lie down and die.
Wizard so I can bash his skull in with a rock and claim he had a coconut fall on his head a thousand times when rescue comes.
Aaron Johnson
Escape From New York
Camden Lewis
Yes. Imagine all the dadjoke potential he holds in himself.
Cooper White
>Choose mike >watch Jurassic World on repeat for the rest of my life
Fuck that fat faggot. Jay is the better choice.
Carson Diaz
Honest question
Why is he apart of RLM?
Sebastian Hill
Jack because he has the biggest dong
William Wilson
>Born in the 70's >picks a movie from the 70's
Not much of a stretch there, is it?
Luke Hughes
The only right choice is Jay, he knows about films, Mike only likes pleb shit
Lucas Campbell
>70s
Jonathan Perez
Because he's their friend, he's good at making films, he's funny, he has a big dick, he has a hot wife, he has everything Cred Forums faggots who cry about him will never have. Jack Packard's life triggers abnormie faggots and that is why he is the best RLM member.
Jonathan Carter
You're too retarded to live.
Lincoln Edwards
>Funny >Good at making films >Big dick
Sources?
Jace Russell
>He doesn't know about Jack's monster dong that triggers tiny horses
Kevin Richardson
Pretty sure Jay is older than '81, fag.
Samuel Turner
Jesus christ was he MR hands?
Noah Thomas
Pounding out Jessie while watching Mean Girls? Fuck stuck, I'll never leave.
James Thomas
He was the guy who perforated Mr. Hands. They just blamed it on a horse because Jack runs the horserape mafia.
Xavier Allen
>tfw Jessi giggles and her vagina bones become engorged every time I fart
I blast ass like every two minutes so she would be in love with me. We could be so happy on Fart Island.
Alexander Cox
Mike, because he has stronger man syndrome and, with his fuckboi jay absent, he would subject me to lusty buttfuckings and I would finally attain the fabled """"handsfree orgasm""""
Jack Williams
Was this posted in the wrong thread?
Justin Jones
You all obsess over these idiots, no wonder your all autistic
Luke Hall
No. Don't make fun of me. I print pictures of Jessi and show them to my family on the holidays and say she's my gf that lives in Niagara Falls. ;_;
Bentley Rivera
>tfw I know more about these people than I do my own family
Adrian Sanchez
I'm confused. Do you mean the Disney show Jessi?
Robert Williams
He's talking about Mike's gf Jessi. Hownew.ru
Connor Nelson
Only Rich Evans was born in 70's. 1977. the rest were born in 80's.
Dylan Martinez
>jessie, so I have a girl to fuck between movies
Benjamin Hernandez
Jezus Crist
Ian Wood
Jessie, because I'm not a huge faggot.
Evan Reed
>Mike has a gf and lots of friends outside of the RLM How do you know this?
>Jay stays at home by himself watching cult films How do you know this?
>Last I checked lol you faggot. Where did you "check?" You didn't check anywhere. You're just laying out your pathetic RLM fanfic.
Luis Robinson
mike was a H U N K.
Levi Gonzalez
Toss up between Mike or Rich.
Parker Gomez
You sure about that?
Andrew Lewis
>Jay has actual knowledge about film in general jay has an iphone and imdb
Julian Torres
What happened to jessie?
Kayden Gomez
Newfaggot is new. They talk about their personal lives all the time. Jessi has been on the show a bunch of times and Mike is always talking about his friends on the commentaries. Jay's Twitter is him always talking about watching movies at home alone. It's not our fault you're a retarded newfaggot, I don't give a shit about the pathetic fantasies but this shit is reality.
That's Jessie, right? Mike's girlfriend? You guys made her sound like she was a qt1.34.
Camden Wood
She started as one and then became a planetoid. In her defense Mike did too so why not?
Eli Miller
...
Jace Allen
I found nothing besides her still being Mike's gf.
Isaac Barnes
That whole segment triggered fatbeard almost as much as any SJW topic triggers him.
Leo Ramirez
she hit that 30 year old wall
Leo Miller
Mike would just force the natives to fuck you for his amusement.
Jose Torres
>They talk about their personal lives all the time. When has Mike ever talked about anything really personal. Hell, he never even referred to Jessi as his gf in any of their shows. You ever think that Jay's twitter doesn't go into detail about his personal life because they clearly have creepy obsessive fans like you to worry about?
>Jay's Twitter is him always talking about watching movies at home alone How do you know where he's watching movies or who he's watching them with? Seriously, what is wrong with you?
Easton Baker
>I-I'm not a creepy obsessive weirdo, really!
Parker Brown
Anyone who doesn't pick mike is retarded, and no I won't say why because if you can't figure it out you're not worth talking to.
Jackson Flores
Why did Devin Faraci have to step down from his internet media empire while Mike "The Milwaukee Mulatto Murderer" Stoklasa continues to away with literally thousands of assaults on the black community
Adam Jones
*get away
Carter Rogers
Becasue one of the events you're talking about is real and the other is a shitty unfunny stale meme that you've been posting on Cred Forums for literally years now?
Alexander Gonzalez
You're right. I really need to let faraci off the hook.
Christopher Price
>Samefaggot newfaggot crying like a pussy
Do you guys remember that time Jay got caught blowing guys outside that Milwaukee gay club and they had to use all their Patreon to try to cover it up but that one whistleblower cop leaked the arrest report here?
He was a good friend.
Lincoln Carter
>Mike hasn't used twitter in years and never goes on Pre Rec streams >jay tweets once or twice a week about whatever movie he watched >"I KNOW ALL THE PERSONAL DETAILS OF RLM'S LIVES!!"
Jack Thompson
I'd pick Rich if...if he was still with us.
RIP ;_;
Kayden Gray
I member.
Benjamin Robinson
Rich Evans
John Hughes
How upset does it make you that I did a background check on the RLM people and I know that Mike and Jessi live together in a house right outside the city and I have their address so I could eat all their leftover food out of their garbage and you can't?
Brody Rodriguez
Let me be your garbage buddy. I'll only eat gristle and scraps you can have all the big stuff.
Gavin Walker
Colin from canada
Ryder Price
Mike or maybe Rich, they are fat, so there will be more to eat after I kill them.
Wyatt Collins
The only correct answer
Ethan Ross
>all these nu-fans who act shocked or disgusted by us real fans
Honestly. Just leave. You pearl clutching nu-fans don't even understand the symbiant relationship we have with Mike and The Gang. Cred Forums is practically the birthplace of Plinkett and Red Letter Media. We need him as much as he needs us.
None of your insults or accusations of autism will make us stop caring and loving Red Letter Media. Finding out bits and pieces of information about The Gang is honestly half the fun - it's like a treasure hunt or a jigsaw puzzle. It's harmless fun, and done mostly in jest.
We're the ones who support RLM via Patreon and Twitch. We're the ones who wait for new videos with bated breath. We're the ones who constantly attract new fans and discussion. We're the ones who truly care.
In summation, if you find our obsession about Red Letter Media, then leave. Mike doesn't give a shit about you or your lukewarm, half-assed fandom.
Isaiah Thompson
This. They probably wouldn't even bang Mike's older sister. Bunch of casuals.
Anthony Hill
>dat delusional autism
Luis Phillips
They needed a marketing expert to shill their channel.
Who do you think makes all these threads on Cred Forums?
Bentley Fisher
mike
Ian Garcia
>pick mike >only allowed to watch star wars and star trek or exceedingly dull trash he praises for being "good" schlock
>pick literally anyone else >can watch anything
Chase Bennett
So I'm autistic. So what? It's not like I'm leaving, and it's not like you'll stop replying to my autistic posts.
Seems like you waste a lot of time coming into these threads calling autistic people autistic, over and over. Maybe you're autistic too like me!
Grayson James
Mike is too busy knocking niggers out
Chase Russell
I think Mike would end up being an asshole to you, but Jay seems like a really nice guy, without being cringy like everyone else associated with RLM
Jackson Morales
Jay is possibly gay so at least I could maybe coerce him into a handy.
Jaxson Brooks
>Supporting shit on patreon Seriously? What a waste of your neetbux.
Adam Walker
Damn, he was pretty hot
Bentley Barnes
Jack, so he can split my boipussy with his twelve inch cock.
Jackson Thompson
Wait till you see Jay's old teeth.
Noah Hall
...
Nathan Thomas
so he can make jessi kiss them
Sebastian Martinez
Jessie.
Blake Gonzalez
Jay Cute More Cuddles He likes the same kind of shit movies as me
Gabriel Sanchez
mike. i mean, jay seems much more emotional and passionate about it, but i dont want a radical shredding me down with their bogus, new nerd debates. mike would be open to hear me out.
John Price
I'd pick Nadine, because I think she could throat pretty well
Dominic Cook
So you want that juicy Rich Evans meat?
Matthew Sanders
Mmmm imagine how delicious Wizard would smell after a few months on a deserted island, I'm dripping precum right now from thinking about tonguing his musty balls.
Easton Sanchez
Jack is now the best member of RLM. What a turnaround.
I would choose to take lauren, so that I could die knowing I was cucking Jay
Sebastian Torres
>tfw watch an episode of MST3K every night >fall asleep to their voices each night >literally the only human interaction I have other than the odd conversation at work
Jaxon Rodriguez
go on...
Jose White
>That movie's shit - jay reminder, jay has shit taste too