What is your favorite Marvel quip?

What is your favorite Marvel quip?

Mine is "I don't see how this is a party ;)"

>There's only one God, sir, and she doesn't dress like that.

What is your favorite DC joke?

Mine is their box office returns

>agent colson died with these in his pocket. guess he never did get you to sign them

HONKA HONKA

>Well guys, I guess we finally did it. We finally became real Avengers.

That line wasn't a quip. It was kino.

Throwing the bloody cards across the table was the one incident of actual consequence that movie had.

Fuck, this scene was so stupid
What were they thinking?

Mine is their RT scores.

which one of you is lying?

lol

It's important, the Avengers only work when they have something to Avenge.
That's why whatshis face died in 2.

Ok so this was really hard to do! like i had to think about all the quips that marvel has given us. but i think i have narrowed it down to one

"Orange slices"

literally had me rolling on the floor laughing my ass off

DANCE OFF!!!

>UNDEROOS

I haven't seen any of them.

>AAAAH TONY GIVE ME SOME ORANGE SLICEEEES

>Move, or you will be moved.

>Mister...?
>It's Doctor
>Mister Doctor? Who am I to judge?

Based Mads

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I heard you talk to fish :[

I thought she was with you! [an hour ago I was trying to shove a spear through your chest lmao]

Their die-hard supporters on Cred Forums.

The delivery makes it work.

>I love your perfume! What is that, the smell o' death? I like her!
>audience is so silent, manager comes into theater to make sure we all didn't die from a gas leak

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oh little marvelfag, don't you like quips?

When iron man is like HEY LEGOLAS to that goofball archer who needs to be put to death he's so boring

Yeah, I especially liked when Killer Croc asked for BET. I laughed for hours.

So glad I only watch movies with mature humor for mature adults such as myself.

but this thread is about marvel, not DC
why are you talking about DC?

"I don't even like those niggers man!"

*runs away*

For real though, are they sticking with Cap being super-devout? Pretty good of them to not retcon it, at least for that autistic fuck Whedon

REALLY RAIMI

Isn't Whedon the autist who insisted that fucking Ultron be a Jesus freak?

Whedon was a mistake

m8 bravo top kek

DA STENCH AH DEATH?

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This quip is better

If that was his secret then why did he tell that to Cap?
If he's always angry, why isn't he always Hulk?

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