How do you stop him?

How do you stop him?

Wait it out in a bunker.

It's only 23 days or whatever, right?

Pee on his butt

Is that the new swamp thing?

was he a big fan of Michael Jordan or something?

I tell the world how much of a pedo the director is. Then I suck my thumb while playing with my asshole in the shower.

avoid whatever midwestern shithole he lives in

summon Pumpkinhead

Give him my peepers.

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um you blast him through the chest with a harpoon and hang him up on your barn wall

Give him papercuts between his fingers and stick a pencil in his dick hole

1. don't be an attractive trap
2. profit

This. Just lock yourself up in a room with enough supplies to last through his hunting season. Unless he stills remembers his preys once he comes back, then you'll actually have to think of a way to kill him eventually.

I'm not a pussy who's scared of anything.

.45 ACP

Twink porn.

I hate these "immortal" creatures in horror.

They're organisms. Tangible, corporeal beings that abide by our laws of physics. Put one in a pit of lava and you'll kill it. Put it in a wood chipper, meat grinder, flatten it with a steam roller, throw it in a cauldron of acid.

It's always, "Oh he won't die from a gunshot to the chest, wow he's invincible"


fuck off, they never to to any extremes

The Creeper can fly, though. I'd be hard to get in inside a wood chipper, for example

Theoretically you could be fit and fend him off until his time is up

It'd*

and how exactly do you make him stand still long enough to do any of those things. Nigga is fast and can fly

He goes into hibernation eventually, can't you track him and do it then?

I agree. Dragons and all the other great flesh and blood creatures of myth must have seemed monstrously difficult to defeat, but in the end they were always outwitted and slain somehow. Unless you're gonna make your monster actually supernatural/magical/etherial in some way, they should be killable in some conventional way. Creeper isn't much different to a Harpy when you think about it.

he's also strong as fuck and doesnt seem to feel pain, you could just chop both of his arms and legs and be done with it but it aint that easy to do

>It's always, "Oh he won't die from a gunshot to the chest, wow he's invincible"
>fuck off, they never to to any extremes
They took his head off.

bring in the bull and cuck him

I would try and stick him like in 2 and then nail chains and weights to his arms and legs and toss the fucker over a tall bridge into some water.