Sell me this pen.
Sell me this pen
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"it'll feel weird but good if you jam it up your ass"
Buy me this pen.
its an astronaut pen
you can write upside down
That's the real him right?
What did he mean by this?
Margot Robbie stuck it up her vagina.
>The Penis Mightier
...TREBEK
If you don't buy this pen then your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
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Why is Marty obsessed with pens?
> I've got a check for $1000 here. You'll have to write your name and sign it tho.
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That's a big pen
THIS
it costs a 6 bucks :^)
however! if you buy it with ___ and ___ it's only 5 bucks
What did he actually do that was illegal?
Gullible retards will always throw their money away.
When was the last time you used a pen?
Guaranteed returns to certain clients
Sell me this CIA
>lol fraud should be legal
fucking libertarians
you didn't answer the question
help me see the light bro
No, YOU sell THIS
That's a small guy
securities fraud
money laundering
that's two big ones right there, kike
That pen's not real. It only exists in your imagination. Wake up
The pen is not for sale, I won't sell it to you, it's too good.
it belonged to schmitty werberjaegermanjenson
Look if you buy this pen right now value is at a minimum. If you hold onto this pen its value will increase as it's the only pen which you will own. After owning the pen for a period of three months, according to my mathematical model, it will increase in value. You should then sell that pen to buy more pens. The value of pens never decrease but only increase and have long time return values. You ROI will be well within 200%. Pens are a safer investment than US treasury bonds.
Also I'll take a little off the top as payment for bringing such a wonderful investment. We'll both make money. You're not an idiot, are you?
sell me this filter
Why is Terrry Gilliam obsessed with ropes and pendulums? Why is Michael Bay obsessed with 360 shots? Why is Quentin Tarantino obsessed with food and feet?
>Why is Quentin Tarantino obsessed with food and feet
well that's easy
he's a fatass with a foot fetish
>lol fraud should be legal
fucking libertarians
Look up "pump and dump" schemes. Its basically what they were pulling.
The Wolf of Wall Street is so good at outing dirty jews.
Nope. The real him presents Leo in this scene.
>Dude libertarians are anarchists
Most classical liberals are teddy Roosevelt types you fucking idiot
to u
Break these cuffs.
>You're not an idiot, are you?
no I'm not. I'm in.
.... if I buy more pens from you can I make more money?
If you don't buy this pen then I'm going to jam it into your eye and skullfuck you with it.
YOU WILL BUY THIS PEN ON THE COUNT OF THREE, READY?
Whenever you write something down using this pen your subconscious mind will trigger a placebo effect by being reminded of this interaction which will trigger your confidence and make anything you write feel confident, assertive and intellectual all at once.
.
Why would I even try to sell this.
I don't know anything about pens and I've turned out fine and fit.
Ok, I've got a few subway gift cards in my pocket. If you buy this pen we can split a meal but I get the cookie and both diet cokes.
C'mon, man, my second best friend Brad is going through some hard times and the proceeds from this pen will go to his alimony.
Why would I ruin my own post like this?
It's not even funny anymore.
I guess I'll just have to cancel the rest of the interviews on my shitpost tour.
It's modern art,
Starting price 1million us
jesus christ this movie tried so hard to be goodfellas