Halt and Catch Fire season 3 finale

Can anybody catch me up? I missed the first 10 minutes.

I thought Gordon was dying. Guess not?

shit pissed me off.

THE PRINTER LOSERS!!!

He was stuck in a loveless marriage. Now he's banging video dating sluts while making Al Gore dangerous.

>boy knife means dick

Edgy

This time skipping shit is annoying

Donna rich now and divorced Gordie.
Gordie is Rich and video dating.
Cameron is the queen of Atari... which doesn't sound right. They went under in the 80s?
Joe is probably as gay as ever.

So Donna and Gordon get a divorce.

That's sad.

Donna dating a negro now?

>episode takes place in las vegas
>elvis music starts playing

Exactly. This episode feels way behind the technology, mentioning Atari and those shitty Sprinter guys.

>joanie giving hand jobs in the parking lot

I knew Donna and Gordon were going to get divorced but I really thought they were going to make a big deal out of the whole thing. I'm kind of disappointed in that, and in how they just had their biggest time jump yet, and how they glazed over Mutiny going bust.
Still, this show does presentation and characterization like few others, and I want to see where this is going.

I told you guys it would be, syndication yo

>this joe and cam scene

this should have been the entire show handing out sex toys to people pitching their business.

I'd watch the shit out of that.

Do it, Donna. Put her in the sack. It's the only way...

>it's an everybody hates Donna episode

everything old is new again, cam didn't like donna to begin with.

Right? She only make them hundreds of thousands of dollars instead of millions.

Ingrates.

>ocea approved

So was it some sort of mini whale dildo?

Where is Gordon's other kid?

Atari was a major player in computers during the 80s

apparently she was devoured by the proto-goth

Purely aesthetically who is more attractive

Donna or Joe

Out banging black dudes.

I am so not sure what they meant by that.

...

This is post 1990.

Donna, based 7s.

What the fuck is that?

No. OSHA

Occupational Safety and Health Administration.

It was a wrist rest to prevent wrist strain

And Atari was still releasing computers in the early 90s

It's not like market share disappeared all of a sudden

Space camp.

Joe is back

I wish this shit was on hbo

I knew it! I knew they were gonna fug!

Why is Cam cheating on autismo?

Also, where is this episode going? This really sucks so far.

Exactly. The last Atari product that no one bought, developed in the 90s.

NIN-TEN-DO!

aaaaaaaaaaahahahaaa~

Can't you tell? She's not married to autismo anymore.

He probably got arrested for raping 12 year olds in Nagano.

that a death knell made physical
I mean the 5200 and 7800 were too, but that was the last straw

I seriously had to google that. I never knew Atari had a system in the 90s.

Wow. Cameron has a shit job.

Yep

Pretty sure she isn't married to him too

and now cam will have sex with donna

stop making me happy, you asshole.

...

This really needs to happen.

Joe is getting idea

you can physically see power turning on

he fucked a twink to celebrate.

>Donna and joe tag team Cameron

Woah

GORDON IS BEST CHARACTER!

...

>tfw Yoyo and the guys are all dead. They're all fucking DEAD

ALT.

>this smalltalk

"H[ALT] AND CATCH FIRE".

>tfw Cameron never existed
>all three imagined her

>Cameron is really an AI gf

cam's early 90s hair is pure sex and she is still married, hawkward.

Why make this a two hour season finale if NOTHING HAPPENS for the first hour?

>Cam bringing Tom to the meeting

wtf I hate Cam now

Tom's dick will never make her happy.

he has to be there to get super jealous and storm out.

well "Space Bike" was successful enough to get three sequels, despite having never really existed, so this might be a universe where Atari remained a big player
who wants to bet they'll meet their end next season the way Sega did in the real world?

>Joe: Was I salty, Tom?
>Tom: What?

the gang's all here! except Bos, but I'm sure he'll show up soon

sega still stayed in the game partially though through software

Atari was a fairly big player that died a slow death

You don't think they just evaporated into nothing after 82 do you?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ITS A PERMANENT TIME JUMP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

America Online, AOL?

So they are inventing Google.

Joe "I kill Indians for fun" Macmillan

I swear to god if he's dead....

ahahahahaha joe the madman

Fuckkkkkk

>joe telling this guy he cucked him

Lel

again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again...

>yo bro, how about this for small talk

savage as fuck

>reconnected with your wife

Via my dick

Ahahahahaha

Why are these people trying to work together again?

>I'm joe, I'm here to fuck your wife, long dick style

because they come up with great ideas together, separately they just seem to fail

Joe's doing it again!

>I hate open source

Now I want to see this guy get royally fucked

>it's a Joe inspires everyone and Tom gets BTFO episode

Isn't he mad at Cameron in Season 2 for removing the Open Source from Mutiny?

He's trying to avoid Cameron for seeking satisfaction from Joe.

Don't tell me Joe becomes this guy in a couple of decade

tom is walking into the joe ambush

>joe uses his basic knowledge of coding to contribute to the Linux kernel
>joe starts running Slackware on all their servers

Make it happen

So they are going to fight each other every step of the way and get beat out the gate yet again.

I don't think so, this fight is the lead up red herring. Tom is going to get destroyed because cam won't choose him, which will cascade into an even bigger idea.

Thus starting us off with a big thing like season 1, which will flow into season 4.

Thank god bos isn't dead

he was in the beginning of the previous episode
OH SHIT THERE HE IS

>killing the old man

more bos, joe scenes incoming, this is going to be hilarious

There have been huge time jumps this episode

>boats name is svp of sails
BASED BOS

Bos has to be one of the top tier Texan characters in television.

She'd raise Joe's AIDS babies with a smile.

He was in the beginning of the last episode

This episode jumped 4 years ahead dumbshit

that is completely different since its Joe.

>it's a boz talks sense into Cameron episode

they're about to fuck

the only reason they ever fought is wanting different things. They worked well together though

Donna is top milf too

There's been 1 major time jump and the WWW paper was originally published in 1990. We're in 1991, 1992 at the latest

They killed this show for me when they turned it into some feminism bullshit and made the male characters dopes.

A 4 year jump. Last we saw bos was in 86/7

except they're not dopes, all of the women freely admitted joe is energy man, "you awakened the beast"

"rare form"

>dopes

Gordon is a fucking millionaire and Bos is the only likeable character.

This show sucks.

>Character tries to cuck himself

The ride never ends

No. He went to Donna's office when she became partner.

1st scene of last episode. He gave her some wild turkey and then the Cabrera panned down to show Microsoft 3.0 and the year 1990

>Gordan tries to cuck himself and set his qt red headed wife with some other
EVERYTIME

I think it is going to end up being himself

It's pretty obvious that neither Donna nor Gordon are getting any sex

How the fuck is Joe so good at speeches and selling things? I'm even feeling inspired right now.

Are they building Netscape?

Fuck tom

>Joe does it again

The man is unstoppable

>we want the BvS audience

>lucky for us wives don't get a vote

S A V A G E

This guy had it.

NOO JOE!!!! PLS BE OK

Holy shit Tom just got

BTFO
T
F
O

>that perfect door allegory

eh
they show the female characters as having the biggest and best ideas and reaching some heights, but they always crash back down, or at least plateau

they're not married any more, he cheated on her, he probably still doesn't know about the abortion, and he's trying to fuck his receptionist
I think it's even, at least to him

They're going to get cucked by Yahoo.

>the female characters as having the biggest and best ideas

Literally what? Joe and Gordon have by far had more profound and world changing ideas

whom will invent Cred Forums

But yahoo started off as daves and whoevers listing of the coolest webpages

They don't become a big thing till like 95 and later

>Cameron becomes a goon
>turns out she loves anime from living in nip land
>know about 2ch
>wants an email address that ends in 3chan

Make it happen

if they're AOL they don't. If they're netscape they do.

>getting rid of the guy who took your half formed abortion of an idea and turning it into a world altering product

Moot is the final boss.

>thinking you can ever truly get rid of the joe

that speech is top tier

We next cube now

>watching tom die in real time

you'll recalibrate alright

Yoyo. He's fapping to guro as they speak.

Honestly is Cameron necessary for this project.

Does she really have any expertise in what they're trying to do here?

>The females are cat fighting again

Based Men

she is a code guru, she is most necessary, probably.

God, Cameron is such a cunt.

She's the one that forced a vote, not Donna

I hate cameron so fucking much

Joe and Gordon have a real friendship, that is difference.

DONNA IS GOING NUCLEAR

When will the meme that girls are good at things that don't include manipulating and spreading their legs end?

Donna's done nothing but try to profit off other people's ideas all series

it just did end bro, the ladies are at war again

Donna is going full heel

She's spent the last 4 years working on atari games, there's no indication she's still a code guru.

By this time I'm sure there are plenty of people who could do her job just as well

I think you're forgetting the pilot where they made her a savant in every field, or a jack of all trades that leads into what they're doing. I'm sure they'll show her being most necessary again, gordon hardware man, her software and joe vision.

Donna was always odd one out from beginning, and like other user said with her trying to throw joe under bus even though he was literally bringing genius to the room..

I'm actually on cameron's side this time.

/teamDonna/

The difference between Donna and Cam is that Donna has cash behind her and she actually understand business.

She'll probably go out and patent exactly what Cam is trying to do then sue her out of existence.

>Patent no. 27654 An graphical interface for accessing the world wide web

Don't tell me the two hour episode started at an earlier time?

it started at 8 instead of 9 so yeah it did technically

>understands business while her other ventures built by her and not others completely fail.

All of her money came from other people's ideas so I guess you could just argue she is most opportunistic.

Other companies already did it: the show

wew. Good season lads, can't wait to see you all again next yet

I tuned in at the second half and thought that was the start of the episode. They're replaying it on tv and I don't recognize this part.damn

Fuck. I need to catch up on a buncha eps on demand.

its reairing so all good

notice how it's the original 3 again?

looks like it

Donna's going to ruffle some fucking feathers and I can't wait to see it

she is
I think that's going to be the payoff for her at the end of all this, realizing how fucking capricious and emotion-driven she's been and how much that's hurt other people.
Donna's payoff is going to be realizing she's caused the same hurt through the opposite approach.
Joe's going to be a has-been forever searching for the next idea-high until he dies in a plane crash at 53 because it's perfectly anti-climactic while still being somewhat of an event.
Gordon's going to either waste away and be Donna's penance for the next 15 years after the series ends, or he's going shoot himself the day after he first shits himself.
Bos is going to be a based motherfucker but unhappy with retirement, so he'll occasionally also search for the next big idea until he dies of a heart attack.

bonus points: Joe dies in one of the hijacked planes on 9/11 and Bos (or maybe Gordon) dies of a heart attack or a stroke caused by seeing it happen on TV

dude that's so cruel making joe into the loser when literally all his ideas have been great.

I wouldn't be surprised if cam ended up preggers.

>raised in a nice functional family
>turns into a rebellious slut

why

>not using divorce cliches in late 80s/90s

they perfectly captured a divorced family.

So what actually happened to Ryan?

Was it the AIDS?

>it's a betacuck shows signs of being emotionally unstable after slaving away on tech and the strongk women sisterhood take charge of the situation in an increasingly sexist world

he jumped off Joe's balcony because the feds were after him for making information free again

He took a swan dive off Joe's balcony

Joe pushed him off

Hed p.e

he sells confidence, if you're buying it, it's because you lack it and are comparing him to the weakling dopes who take up all the screentime.

joe can sell sin to saints

if you haven't got problems I feel bad for you son. I have 99 problems but a bishé ain't one.

I'm still on the ep where they play Super Mario.

> tfw you get to a water level

donna is still a trifling hoe

but sadly she means well even when she doesnt