You've been into Farmer Maggot's crop!

You've been into Farmer Maggot's crop!

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>tfw we never saw Farmer Maggot, only his pitchfork

Why are Hobbits such little shits?

Imagine living on lands bordering the shire.
Thieving little manlet fuckers stealing your shit constantly.

One scourging wasnt enough.

WATS TATTERS?

Kek

Hobbits being into shrooms and weed is the least shitty part of those movies

farmer maggot was chill as fuck in the books
gave them some mushroom soup for dinner and gave them a ride to the ferry iirc

lmao

Sounds like a faggot to me

>in the books

Has anyone criticized the films for cutting out parts from the books?

Nope, nobody has.

I hated how Hobbit down didn't get fucked over in the end.

hobbits were all faggots, half the lyrics in the song that merry and pippin sing on the table in the tavern is from bilbo and frodos "fun in the bathtub" song which in the books they sing all together when taking a hot bath together

The humans should have built a wall.

THEY'RE BRINGING PIPE-WEED

THEY'RE BRINGING BEER
THEY'RE NOT SENDING THEIR BARLIMAN'S BEST

Kek

pitchfork? I remember it to be a scythe

le mandela effect meme

huehuehue

no ragrets

certain groups of Cred Forums would love to have the hobbits around:

>tiny and child-sized
>big big hairy feet

Tom Bombadil
I'm genuinely surprised he wasn't added in the extended editions

>Farmer Faggot
Christ Raimi

You've been into Marmer Faggot's crop!

it was him with the dog when the ring wraith was asking him where hobbiton was

Oh shit didn't know that