AHHHHH

AHHHHH

>You know what I did this morning?
>I played the voice of a toy
>Some terrible robot toys from Japan that changed from one thing to another
>The Japanese have funded a full-length animated cartoon about the doings of these toys, which is all bad outer-space stuff
>I play a planet
>I menace somebody called Something-or-other
>Then I'm destroyed
>My plan to destroy Whoever-it-is is thwarted and I tear myself apart on the screen

The Cred Forums shitpost has always been shelebrated for its excellence. There is a big shitpost and like the best shitposts it's reposted often so that damn go- CUT.

I will always associate that image with the Philadelphia Eagles.

Eeeeee ....

He looks like he wants to be anywhere but there.

MUUAAAHHH-AHA! The Japanese 2Chan has always been celebrated for it's excellence. There is an American imageboard by Moot Masoon. Born from that same Japanese excellence, the memes are fermented and forced unto the internet.

laughed out loud, gj.

We know a remote imageboard on the Internet, where unemployed virgins shitpost; every night, memes grow there...

>Can you emphasize a bit “in”? “In July.”
What did he mean by that?

>the memes are fermented

dear wew my sides lad

Imagine being Orson in that ad and having to be all like "Muuuhaaaahhh, Paul Masson, you fuckin' fine, all delicious with your in-the-bottle fermentation and horrific faux-French monstrous taste. I would totally drink you, both in this advert and one for frozen peas." when all he really wants to do is drink another $500 Dom Perignon in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Orson and not only sit in that chair while the extra pours his disgusting California champagne in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the suspicious-looking sediment building in it, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that pour. Not only having to tolerate the monstrous fucking taste but Paul Masson's haughty attitude as everyone on set says it's VINTAGE DATED and DAMN, PAUL MASSON CHAMPAGNE TASTES LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and drink the disgusting fucking piss water contorting your palette into horrific flavours you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been drinking nothing but a healthy diet of Krug and Bollinger and later alleged moonshine for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Wisconsin. You've never even drunk anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the chemical contaminants in this mass produced sham pigswill as it's poured again and again for you, the extra smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in the "French excellence (for that is what they call it)", the excellence they worked so hard for with fermentation techniques in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could break a bottle and stab everyone in this room, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Orson Welles. You're drunk as fuck and don't know why the extra isn't doing anything. Just bear it. Slurr your lines and bear it.

BWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
the french

MAUGHAHHHHH the FRIENDSand BANE has always been celebrated forits BIGness. there is an Usbekistani fliiightplaaan by Bill Wilsón. Inspiiiiiiired. by that same masked mercenaRY. itscalledinfromtheplaneandlikethebestflighplans it includes me, my men, doctor pavel, but onl-

>uh, sir

My fucking sides

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FRANKIE SINATRA!

holy shit

will there ever be more creatives like orson(micro-managing perfectionists) in hollywood? or is studio and executive control too strong?

mMWaaahaaaa the trenchhh campaign.... hasalwaysbeencelebratedforitspointlessness. It is a somme offensive by the anglo-french forces... INSPIRED by that same verdun massacre

Fucking hell

Probably the funniest pasta ever produced on this board. And this is the best version.

orson posting truly is a patrician meme.

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the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged

Orson welles was known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "fermented in an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival the best french sexcellence. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed her pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with orson barely able to force it past the knob in his drunken stupor, and the bitch moaning and squirming, demanding him to just do anything. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on orson's throbbing Massonstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..

I bet she still masturbates to the memory of it.