Weren't we supposed to find out who touched him?

weren't we supposed to find out who touched him?

he is an old man now, he could make the sacrifice of money himself to stop the abuse

It was Bagooze

He was abducted by aliens.

What the fuck is up with Kylo Ren outfit?

That's what people wear in the future.

No you fool we just wait patiently call out some names and in the end when all comes out we say that Cred Forums was right

he wont do it

he was touched by an angel

IT'S JESUS, HE WAS TOUCHED BY JESUS

Aww fuck he's gone full prince.

We'll build him a skate park.

WHOOOOAOOAOOOAOOOO
CAN YOU HEAR THE CALL OF THE WASTED AND BAGOOZED

is that chainmail, can I get a chainmail hoodie too, pls

What is that hairstyle called?

It's made from carbon nanotubes and advanced polymers. You have to be a time traveler to wear one.

The drizzle whip™

I'm a linear time traveler

>linear time
THERE IS NO SUCH THING

ASCENSION

ASCENSION MILLENNIUM

Futuristic dance moves

they must love having this guy on at very least is entertaining

So do the angels sleep with him? Did they leave him after he didn't make them famous?

Pretty sure he spun that guy until he became bagooze

>when u nut but she keep on suckin

Severely underrated post

This has to be a mid life crisis gone terribly wrong

Anyone got that voice mail of him berating one of the Angels for quitting? I think she quit before or after the Today Show

>she

Seriously, watch your back. BAGOOZE knows all and sees all.

holy fuck corey ur killing it dude!!!!!!!!

>when you get molested as a child by michael jackson

>Gabagooze?