Can the Spoonster make a comeback?

>Can the Spoonster make a comeback?
I suppose he could. I mean lots of people have come back from worse. It's not like he's robbed a liquor store or been caught in a child pornography ring or gotten hooked on heroin or anything.

No , a lot of TGWTG has gone into the shitter

Doug, Linkara, even Brad sucks now

The only ones I like now are Phealous and Lupa who left

but none of them are anyway near as fucked as Spoony, he is totally beyond and hope of redemption at this point. He has fucked his fans where only the most retarded are left and alientated the rest to where I doubt they will go back to him

Not to mention he is on his own now, even TGWTG who has Doug and Robb allegedly groping people in interviews and fucking their female workers fired Spoony for his rape shit. No review site would ever hire him at this point.

>Doug and Robb allegedly groping people in interviews and fucking their female workers
c'mon now

Its pretty much a fact Robb is fucking that chick in the NC reviews , they do couch auditions

SJW Chick , Lupa, and Goggles bitch all said there is some weird skeezy shit going off after they left as well

most of the sexual assault claims are against the president though , Mike Michaud who is supposed to be a real creep by all accounts

Cred Forums.org/advertise

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>Liking Phelous
>ever
objectively shit taste my friend, his schtick is toooo taaaalk like a muppet that's had a strooooke. probably from handling too many lead painted Chinese bootleg toys then throw in the occassional "doopedy doopety doodoo doo". Utter crap.

well ive heard of the casting couch stuff, pretty sure its gossip mongering.

>last post on patreon was in june
also, i could have sworn it was 1200 last time i checked

I like how he does background research on all the stuff he reviews and finds out the reasons some of the weird shit he covers exists to begin with, and find he can be pretty funny

granted his running joke memes need to die alot sooner. and I only watch his movie reviews, not his bootleg or Mortal Kombat stuff

>implying those sluts don't play the inside track and jump from dick to dick in every group of guys they've infiltrated themselves in throughout their whole adult lives.

when was the last time that he actually posted any new contented?

>door ladder

And do what?

Go back to his stale style of badly reading a script while looking directly into the camera and waving your hands around?

That "review" style of video is dead.

I remember seeing the same thing just a few weeks ago. How the hell did he gain patreons?

oh fuck that's nothing. Check out the description on the back.

"Puppet was among the few to survive Emperor Paul Saltine's karate killings."

>bright karate swords combat

>Emperor Paul Saltines
toplel

Don't understand why people are still so hung onto this guy. He hasn't made any good for years now and hasn't done much either. At this point they're giving him free money for nothing in return. No wonder he doesn't do anything if he's still is getting money.

People make threads about him because love turned into hate is the most potent hate, and TGWTG is Cred Forums and most people here were Spoony fans who got burned when he became a lazy mental case who hates his fans and everyone else for that matter

remember when he was drunk all the time and threw that ultima book.

wonder if he still does that

he could be making more money if he put in some effort though

>Emperor Paul

>the year of the spoontang never came

Peace Day all over again.

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they're donating out of pity

At least we'll always have Based James.

Based James so based even the SJW's couldnt take him down

I knew Welshy posted here.

he might but I'm not him.

>His Patreon is down to $1363 a new low.

No, it was very recently down to 1200, which is his new low. It's very weird it went up 163 dollars in just a week. Is he or one of his relatives propping it up for appearences?

The only one who was ever good at the angry video game nerd shtick.

>>Yes, Spoony deserves some of my money

They're thinking:

>If I don't donate, I will have a murder-suicide on my conscious.

The murder-suicide is inevitable.

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Is that Matt Damon?

>he posts one last angry review
>ramblign while drunk
>"you made me do this. this is your fault for not supporting me"
>total silence after that
>week later police to a check on the house
>Noah shot April while she slept
>spent 2 days in the house alone
>turned the gun on himself

don't like his perspective but he sounds like a based guy, not wanting to be sneaky on the walkers behalf (someone thought phelous half-assed some special effects, welshy was asked to find out).

his Scream retrospective made me dislike the series

seriously why is he stealing Cred Forums memes now?

dont joke about that
April is innocent

yes

He could very easily make a comeback if he'd just stop being a lazy piece of shit and release videos again.

It's not like he was in a car accident and had his arms removed. He has to sit down in front of a computer, write a script out, take scenes from Youtube and then talk over them.

I have no idea how he can fuck up so much, his brain sickness must be immense.

>the dogs are in the enclosed pool area

Also, what percentage does Patreon take from clients for allowing them to shill on the platform?

It seems they have the ability to "turn off" certain donation tiers but not delete them, I see this happening all the time. it'll drop then increase by the same amount.

>2 reviews this year
>one of them was taken down

>innocent
she spends all their money on dolls while complaining on social media not to bother her with questions about when there will be new content in exchange for the money they've been given.

well ok, but that doesnt mean she deserves to get murdered by an alcoholic failure
if anything she's exempt for keeping it from happening this far

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I remember watching that vid when he uploaded and thought wtf is this shit.

>hasn't tweeted since 27th Sept
>Usually tweeting every 5 mins

Has he finally hung himself?

oh no, she'll be murdered by her dolls when they come to life and turn evil obviously.

... What the fuck....

well, yeah
but spoony might get there first

Maybe his girlfriend finally threatened to leave his pathetic ass.

>also ANTI_trump

a true cuck

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Why do you guys keep on talking about this guy?
Doug Walker back in his good years was the only guy to watch on the whole site

Jesus, I want to rip my eyes, cringe is too strong.

>averaging 5 favs per tweet

twitter.com/oreoantwiler

There's so fucking much...

>people are STILL giving this NEET 1300+ dollars a month for fucking NOTHING

who do I have to fuck to get a legion of drones that will support me for doing nothing but play around on twitter all day

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It's like watching one man's descent into utter unbridled madness...

Why didn't anyone stop this

I would love nothing more, but realistically we all know the chances of that are rapidly approaching zero.

I found a list of his video release, its 4 over 2 years

Last year of Monster Madness.

I hope he carries on doing videos of just him talking about movies every now and then.
It seems very genuine when he talks about films. No shtick, no glitz, just straight to the point.

Holy FUCK

Spoony just needs to start making content again. I totally missed that last Reb Brown video he did and when I saw it it was actually pretty good but he has done nothing worth a damn since MAY.

Based James. I still marathon the entire AVGN series at least once a year.

IM PAYINGSPOONY $300 A MONTH TOWARDS HIS PATREON CAMPAIGN AND NOW HE REFUSES TO DELIVER ON HIS TWITTER PROMISE!!!!!!!!!!

I EXPECT AT MINIMUM 15 DAILY TWEETS ON DONALD TRUMP AND 20 ON WRESTLINGSHIT!!!!!! I EXPECT A MINIMUM OF 5 TWEETS A DAY FROM @OreoAntwiler

IF HE CANNOT DELIVER ON THESE PROMISES I WILL HAVE TO LOWER MY MONTHLY PAYMENT TO $200

you just don't see the genius of his work. Spoony is doing an extended performance art piece acting like a shiftless drug addled mental patient NEET.

i fail to see how this is connected to steam

>sonic head logo

Spoony manages to spend a disgusting amount of time on steam playing Skyrim

maybe thats the Spoony Experiment
he's been playing the long game for 15 years

apparently spoony did videos called
'review like a pirate'
what the?

do you know of these?

yeah, but that was a looooong ass time ago

>Emperor Paul

hahaha nice

blip down, content lost for good.
>sounds crap anyway, like pirate character or something.

You mean the same james who you fags would consistently call a cuck and only stopped when he refused to review the new ghostbusters movie

she is so hot

IT would be fun if Patreon forced everyone to validate their pledges once every year. Can you even imagine how many people are giving away like $30 divvied up to a few projects every month without even remembering why? Spoony would lose like 80% of his current Patreon in one fell swoop.

Of course, Patreon doesn't want people to stop sending money, but it would be fun to watch all these rats scurry in a frenzy once a year.

That's right and who might you be?

it would be good, Im sure most people who pledged might have forgotten about.

Patreon gets a cut so they wouldn't unless they had to.

Yeah, that's the fella

hi Brad, if you like that then you can find nudes on her twitter ScreamingMantis and even get her to spread her legs for you in exchange for PF Chang's certificates.

>internet persona
>based
lol, no such thing exist. The only ones that I have a shade of respect are idubz, filthyfrank and such. Not because of content they produce, but becaus they are aware of being human trash bottom of the barrel scum and have some fun with it.

I doubt brad ever wants to see that cam whore again

Daily Reminder: The Discovery Channel was at one time interested in working with Spoony, sort of like Boxxy does today, but Spoony, being a fucking idiot, decided to send them a demo reel of Doctor Insano, which naturally caused them to change their mind.

Spoony's ship sailed long ago.

>I was contacted a little while ago about some possible sponsorship opportunities with the Discovery Channel. Apparently they were looking for some people to film some tie-ins to Mythbusters, and people-who-know-people asked if I had any ideas to pitch for SCIENCE-based content– Myths to bust, prompting viewers to visit the Discovery website and submit their own myths, that kind of thing.

>I said, “SCIENCE? Do I have the guy for you!”

>Sadly, while the people I talked to were very enthusiastic about my ideas, it seems Discovery was going in an entirely different direction. It’s a shame, too. I was never going to be on the set with Adam & Jamie even if I’d scored the gig, but there was potentially a fair amount of money in it, and I thought the whole mad scientist thing would really wow ’em. Seemed like a good fit, the way the promotion was described to me

I didn't think he was this fucking stupid

i find ugly skinnyfat whores to be attractive. please dont ever insult me by calling me brad again.

I live just north of Buffalo and I've considered renting her out for a night. definitely not gf material but maybe good for a crazy one night stand material

How is spoony not dead? What the fuck does he do for a living? His patreon is drying up like crazy

still making enough tho

>1.3k monthly
Not really

its not his only income tho

he's pimping out April now too? let me just check my couch cushions to see if I have enough!

Imagine what guys at Discovery though when they got the tape. They were probably looking for some young guy with interesting/entertaining personality who have knowlage in science and engeneering. Yet, they got Dr. Insano.

Hey guys, remember me?

>another transtrender has ruined themselves forever at the behest of some jew doctor wanting to line their pockets with prescriptions and surgery profits

it needs to fucking die

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If he uses every calorie available to his brain to write and act out funny sketches with reviews he may have some chance.

She was always ugly, never saw what people thought was hot. Is having a Steven Tyler giga-mouth attractive?

Jacob/jesuotaku is still with "his" sugar daddy from that anime website?

She's not done draining his bank account on dick surgery yet

Fuck dude I laighed for a solid minute reading that. Im still still trying to recover

> dojo bah

Small and nerdish = more approachable

>"Hey guys, don't forget about me! Gosh darn dang!"

most spoony fans are fedora tipping steam users

>2 years ago
>he tries to make a comeback by insulting based james

>is quickly forgotten again and james strives

HAHAHA

but she's a reviewer, not a profile on Tinder. She doesn't need to be approachable, because the viewer never approach her.
Also she had shit taste in anime. Come to think of it, shit taste in what you're reviewing seemed to be a requirement to join TGWTG.

he shilled skylanders

What's Baldbong up to these days?

>he averages 50,000 views on OFFICIAL irate gamer episodes

>AVGN still gets over a million per episode
160,373 SUBSCRIBERS?
LOL, did he have all bots as subs that youtube deleted?

youtube.com/watch?v=urEXbTv5r8s
he visiting americuck and watching movies

Busy insulting james rolfe for not watching Ghostbusters

Literally who? No, seriously, who the fuck is this guy? The only thing I can even associate with his name is some way too long and autistic "review" of some Final Fantasy game.

Jesus Christ, he's only 27 and looks older than Brad,

hard living

all that British food mate

youtube.com/watch?v=sCHYbo7Oz9c

What about JesuOtaku, is she going to commit suicide after a few years?

He should really just shave his head at this point

I liked Armake21.

they all do
Brad just failed his

Long ago diring the advant of the internet reviewer beckoned in by AVGN Spoony was the light amongst the mediocrity. Where others pandered for veiws with gimmicks and fake personas spoony was just himself. Where doug was flamboyant spoony was calm and critical. Spoony was blunt and fair in his rulings. Then came the dark ages where his creativiyy was sapped by thay harpy wench and he spiraled into depression from which he never truly recovered

Me too. I never really found it funny, but many of the videos are really interesting and comfy. Especially when he talks about gaming history, obscure consoles and such.

It's clear that James both did his research and actually cared about the subject matter he talked about.

It's a vast contrast to Doug, who always comes across as reading straight from IMDB whenever he talks about trivia

So who's next?

(you)

Every time I see one of these threads I check his website to see if there's anything new.

There never is.

Doug really has no idea what he's talking about some times, and he often dislikes things because he got them all wrong.

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being spoony is very hard

Brad may have gone downhill, but he got me hooked on Crystal Pepsi.

oh shit

EXPOSED CONMAN

reminder that spoony's girlfriend is actually a mentally ill man

youtube.com/watch?v=Tk5SD-riZWQ

>DON'T

>TELL ME

>HOW

>TO

>PLAY

>makes more in a month doing nothing than a lot of people I know with actual jobs

There's literally no reason to do anything more.

He's set for life, probably saving for retirement since he probably doesn't even leave the house.

He won at life, the rest of you lost.

they must have shit jobs, it will run out eventually.

It's guys like Linkara (that have a better work effort) that will be set for life, or at least a long time.

He did for a short while. He was streaming every other day and I assume he was gonna make an FMV Hell out of the footage. It fell through though, I guess.

Seriously. Just because he never makes vids it's clear that he really does have debilitating problems. He had such an established base years ago and just let it all go. I personally consider video editing time consuming and kind of hard because I only did it in uni and was never very good at it, but still. He really let that opportunity pass.

Maybe it's for the better. Although he can't exactly retire off of what he has now, though.

>caught myself with that same blank expression this morning
>fell asleep at around 9 AM
>woke up at around 5 PM
Oh no. I am become the Antwiler.

He used to make around 6k a month but he stopped putting out content so now he gets much less.

And?

He's still set for life.

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Semi related, what's the name of that porno Brad directed? And did ayone ever find out the name of that rap video he was in as a kid?

He isn't making shit

Patreon money is heavily taxed, I honestly don't even know how hes still managing to get by. Most of his finance must be from his gf.

and yet this idiot will still vote for democrats to increase his taxes

If he gets off his ass and works he could

>And?
AND he was making 6000$ for something that most people consider a hobby but now he's making much much less because he does't make an effort, oh and bye the way he bought a 300k house.

>but now he's making much much less because he does't make an effort

Yeah and?

Still making enough to be set for life.

Living prooff that you can make it as a youtuber if you actually put work into it. even if his less popular stuff only gets to the 200k views range, he is always producing something. Personally, I want Boardjames back

why even bother setting that shit up to take a dumb picture

>Living prooff that you can make it as a youtuber

There are plenty of better examples, James is way over the hill by most metrics.

Those are characters they're playing, you dumb fag. They're all normal people in real life and they act that way because it's how they make a living. I'm sure they have fun with it, but it's all an act.

>they're all normal people, unless they're women or minorities, then they just have flat one dimensional personalities and an agenda

What the fuck are you talking about?

It's there someone else from that generation that is still relevant now?

Did he get fucking AIDS or something ? He looks 40

amen

What the fuck are you on about? You're not even that same poster are you?

Will (((they))) apologize?

>ruined
>already had a manface and teeth made of butter

and nothing of value was lost.

Shame, I always thought she was kinda cute as a girl.

same, hearing that she was a user of guys and stuff though turned me off

>mfw James is such a class act he doesn't even want an apology