Be careful sir, the cup is hot!

Be careful sir, the cup is hot!

Huh?

Just like my men.

Uhhh that's not my crab legs?

it's actually cold

Just like you ;]

You look different today Robert

t-this wasn't on my ration ticket

B-but the popcorn is right there!!

Baby want poppies!!

That's not my Coke Zero.

I laughed.

are you seriously trying to hand me that cup of coffee without a lid? how am i gonna drink it when the rollercoaster loops in the 3rd act

Nice. Strong, black and hot just like I like it. I only hope you haven't had your dick in it, or it would ruin everything forever.

HOL UP

So am I

What's your policy on singles?

>set up interesting villain for half a season
>kill him off right after giving him a full episode of character development
>replace him with le edge master who just coincidentally has known Luke Cage his entire life and an annoying entitled cunt

What the fuck were they thinking?

>New meme pickup
>HAI LADEEZ WANT COFFEE?

now this is a meme i can get behind

thats a big coffee

NICE AND HOT

12 dollars for this!?

COFFEE NICE AND HOT

y-you too

WHO DA FUCK ARE YOU?

I SAID I WANTED A LARGE

>Roll my eyes and take the cup anyway. I gave this guy a $40 tip and he treats me like an idiot?
>Cup is actually much too hot, I drop it and molten coffee splashes my crotch.
>Run to the showers screaming in pain, penis inspector won't let me in without an inspection.
>Group of women and their black boyfriends all laugh at my scalded dick.
>Finally get back to the lobby and my falcon has flown away.

>theater uses a coffee machine that brews at 500°C burning the beans

/thread

Tell me Cred Forums, what did he mean by this """"coffee""""?

...

Were these beans fair trade?

Where's Robert? At least he would ask me to tip.

I LIED

Well bargained and done.

It was time to pray sir.

>mfw that's the thin cup