Be me

>be me
>be at social event playing mario kart with normies
>absolute qt walks in
>half Indonesian, 5'5", easy 8/10
>she smiles at me
>I smile back out of courtesy
>she asks if she can sit next to me
>"yeah sure seat's empty innit"
>I had posted something about movies in a massive whatsapp group we're both in
>she actually asks if I'm the movie guy
>I tell her yeah, I watch a lot of movies
>she asks for a recommendation
>at this point I am pretty hyped, a hot girl is talking to me of her own volition
>this recommendation can make or break my chances, I figure
>ask her what she likes so I have an idea of what to tell her
>she says, and I quote, "My favourite movie is Donnie Darko
>I keep up my cheerful appearance but on part of me just died on the inside

Anyway, I recommended she watch Green Room. I couldn't think of anything else that she'd not obviously seen and wouldn't be too patrician for her. Did I do good anons? Do I have a chance?

What movie would you recommend if a qt asked you to?

I would direct her to r/movies and I would do the same to you good sir.

>that picture
>the post isn't about atheism

3/10
best I can do

>dumb hipster doesn't like Donnie darko

You did bad, you will never get to fug that qt

>frequenting Cred Forums
*tips fedora*

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I didn't say anything about Donnie Darko to her. I mean, I expected her to be a pleb I just didn't expect her to be a meme. At least say the Matrix or Lord of the Rings or something.

I may still get my chance

>"yeah sure seat's empty innit"

touche mon a me

>The Matrix and LoTR are pleb
>suggest her to a shitty, generic horror flick

Wow "Movie Guy" you're real patrician.

I recommend The Fantastic Mr. Fox to everybody

Then if they call me out on liking Wes Anderson I know where we stand

Having them as your favourite movies makes you a pleb, or at least an embryo.
I suggested a shitty thriller because it was the only movie around the intelligence level of Donnie Darko I could think of that she hadn't already seen (or at least I assumed she had, like Fight Club for instance)

>qt
>Indonesian

stopped reading here

You have one chance you suggest a flavor of the month film? I mean, it's a fine thriller, but it's not anything that stays with you. You're a fucking dumbass. She likes to feel like she's different. Nothing about Green Room sticks out.

You'd do better to recommend something old that she'll love just because it's old. Or French.

>You'd do better to recommend something old that she'll love just because it's old
Like what? Some film noir, would that work?
I'm bad at recommendations.

Honestly there kind of aren't any movies like Donnie Darko, entry level coming of age story with a trendy soundtrack

Maybe Scott Pilgrim or Harold and Maude, but you did your best

Wes Anderson is a good suggestion too, but this is sometimes too smart for girls

I wish I was joking

Incompreso (1967)
She will want to have sex with you after that. Because she will think you're a sensitive man

>seat's empty innit

fuck off, prairie nigger. don't you have a pipeline to protest?

It's translated. Thought this was a bit much in English too but it conveys the spirit of what I said.

why did you feel the need too add that she is 5'5?

thats not really tall or short for a woman so its kinda a useless detail.

shouldve added her cup size.

>What movie would you recommend if a qt asked you to?

Doesn't matter what you pick. But you should have immediately offered her to come to your place and watch with you.

>my place
You mean my dirty ass room in my parents' house?
No thank you.

Only time a girl not from my family asked me about a movie recommendation, we ended up watching Atame.
It was a good call, but that's not for everyone.

thanks friend!
see you on the 'dit!

p.s. the narwhal bacon at midnight xD

Another redditor on Cred Forums! 'Tis an awesome thing to see :)