So we all agree that Peter made a terrible fucking choice by not choosing pic related, right?

So we all agree that Peter made a terrible fucking choice by not choosing pic related, right?

yep. his life would have been so much better if he would have chosen her. he would have a loving GF who would cook him delicious snacks, a place to live and he was still not unhappy with being spiderman at that point.

this is a good lesson to learn in life. go with the option that you can get, not waste your time pursuing what you cannot get.

>swn tell you stories of how she survived the holocaust and escaped Auschwitz

feels bad man

>not Gwen

SKELETONS LEAVE

She wouldn't have been alive then.

Gwen in Spoderman 3 is my personal favorite.

Yeah I never really understood how that didn't happen.

gwen really was the best girl

>dat thicc preggo bryce

That girl is terrible looking though.

>literally no tits
>literally no ass
>literally no hips
>twig arms
>twig legs
>average face at best
>braided pig tails

There's no way finding her attractive doesn't qualify as a fetish.

she's girl next door qt. that's so much better than anything you described.

The true answer.

>I love that giggle

The scene where she and Peter go to that club was the first time I had ever been legitimately captivated by a woman's beauty and I'm not into blondes.

I want cookies and her personality but Bryce is my girl through and through, fuck Dunst only had dem titties in the first one.

>literally no tits
>literally no ass
>literally no hips
>twig arms
>twig legs
>average face at best
>braided pig tails

literally perfect

She came from Opie Taylor too. Think she knew/talked to Don Knotts and Andy Griffith as she grew up?

Her face is fairly cute. That's it. Everything I described is completely accurate. What would you put your hands on while you're getting intimate with her? No ass to grab, no hips to rest your hands on, no tits to squeeze, her arms and legs would be like bones covered in beef jerky. She only looks somewhat good in your photo because she has her hair done nicely.

As long as you understand it's a fetish.

Definitely. I bet Knotts and Griffith were kind of like secondary grandparents/great uncles to her, much like Griffith was definitely a sort of secondary father to Ron growing up.

Dude, you sound like a virgin that watches too much porn.

>its now a fetish to enjoy dominating a girl who will do literally anything in bed for you because she thinks you're a god

How far we've fallen.

>I watched Uncle Knotts on Scooby Doo!

That'd be a kickass childhood honestly.

Because I pay attention to the shape of a woman's body? Because I know what's attractive to me? I guess 90% of men are virgins who watch too much porn.

>A girl

What girl? Oh, you mean the twig with the human face.

Definitely. And imagine the stories they probably told her about her father and working on the show.

>wanting as father in law "man of spiders"

>Ever hear the story about a young bull and his father?

>The young bull says "why don't we run down there and fuck one of those cows down there?". The father replies "why don't we walk down there and fuck them all?"

user WANT MILKY!!!

>feeling bad for Mary Jane at any point

Dunst is my girl but come on, prime breeding stock right here

Because humanity is trying to not be mouth breathing mongoloids.

This.

Only plebs wanted the busted MJ.

Just FUCKING post em so I can jack off for the eighth time today.

I really liked Jurassic World and I haven't watched too many of her films, so name all the Brycekino.

She knows how to cook and clean. That's wife tier. All the other spiderman bitches know to do is cheat or bitch or die all the time.

You could fill her with so much cum and she'd give you triplets like instantly.

You can SMELL the fertility on this woman.

Sopranos my boy.

Manderlay.

you'll LOVE it....

:^)

He was saving it, peters a pleasure delayer

Have fun when she has kingds and becomes a flabby pig.

thick chicks are not marriage material.

no kidding

Gotta love those edits/Wikipedia fuck ups.

>user thinks he can compete with this handsome dimpled boytoy

you're all wasting your time.

A shriveled witch isn't any more appealing. In fact I'd say less so. The thick chick may get a flabby body but at least she'll still have a body. The twig didn't even have one in the first place.

Marie Leaveau you lovely witch

I have a thing for Armenian or Eastern European faces so she was right up my alley, that low self esteem did wonders too. Immigrant neighbor is best qt.

Someone post the man of spiders pasta pls

the punisher fucked her instead

Wikipedia says it's like Dogville and I FUCKING love that movie so I'm definitely going to check that out.

Those are some decent A-cups, not like milk duds from Walking Dead

That's why Punisher tried to kill him.

it's kind of a sequel. same character. explores interracial politics in a really interesting way.

Who? We talking Emily Kinney? I should check out Conviction or those bully webms of Atwell.

>We talking Emily Kinney?

That's her, she was nude in that sex doctor show and it was disappointing

Sad Kidman isn't in it but oh well I'll watch it. Saw Birthday Girl awhile back and I really like Kidman actually.

>she was nude in that sex doctor show

also in that victorian doctor show

puberty skipped right over her

The Knick?

>31
>That flat
I'll take these and cookies every time thank you.

yea

That smiley face means bad things and I've seen Dogville so does that mean BLACKED happens or more fucked shit?Be obscure as possible because I want to watch it.

I just photoshopped it, didn't change anything on wikipedia

t. guy who actually made the pic

she fucks a black guy in that

I'm glad you figured out my cryptographic code.

why not watch it and see....

;^)

Well shit I'm still going to watch it I guess. Didn't even know Dogville had a sequel at all.

>Von Trier
>Swedish

Makes sense.

if it makes you feel any better it's the based black dude from Limits of Control.

Slavs are disgusting

>Not liking man of spiders and his "homely" daughter

You can get out faggot.

Literally just saw one of these posted in another thread.. golden

she looked pretty chunky on ahs. i dug it

Careful OP, you'll get banned for this thread. I did earlier this year.

Damn, Raimi's Spidey suit looked good. It's a shame the eyes suck though.

>Ron Howard is BDH's father

you want my daughter, man of spiders? you have to pay rent

There's only 1 Punisher. Thomas Jane can't act worth shit and his movie sucks.

how tall is she??

the heartbreak on her face

That wasn't a nice thing to say.

>Dunst only had dem titties in the first one.

>that user that whole heartedly believes that other user's sexual preferences are "a fetish"