Is Daisy the next Angelina Jolie?

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>swn scrape the day old smegma off your willy with those over sized gnashers

wefl

Unattractve/decent at best woman that everyone seems to think is the hottest thing on Earth? Possibly.

So what is up with her teeth?
I know something is wrong, but I can put my finger on what.

GOD DAMN

Ass approaching shelf levels

post Rey pits

She looks like Kristina Rose which has increased my viewings of her 1000%

kill yourself daisyfag shes a nobody holy shit you are delusional

DAISY, DAISY
GIVE ME YOUR ANUS DO
I'M HALF CRAZY
ALL FOR THE LOVE OF YOU

You rang?

THERE IS NOTHING MORE QT THAN THE QT HERSELF

finna smack dat

wow ur bullying is at 7 lets see if we can tone it down to a 3 ok?

Does it make you jealous knowing other people have?

>Go on Cred Forums to make a Daisy thread or shit on a Star Wars thread until it becomes one.
>See this one is already made.

Thanks for saving me the trouble user.

a cum craving whore even when she was 18.

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She was actually younger than 18 in that pic user.

>ywn be her fuck boi

Even though she's probably 16 there I still want say stop acting like a fucking 16 year old you dumb fucking bitch.

I cannot even comprehend how much jizz I have spilled for Daisy. She is too cute!!!

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>her fuck boi is a manlet.

We aren't completely without hope, user.

She really is adorable.

>this putrid british puckered lip fruity faggot that stands a whopping 5'7 and weighs 140lbs is drilling his tongue in Daisy Ridleys asshole and pussyhole every night and busting loads on her grilled teeth while you pathetically jerk off like the cuck you to any piece of revealing skin you can find of her online.

What does that say about you? If this ugly manlet can score a cute girl, WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT YOU?

What ass?

why did she have to tattoo her feet?

>6'0
>180lbs
>in good physical shape
>workout
>six pack
>been told I have above average looks
>I would be more of a man and boyfriend to her than this puny ugly faggot ever would be

Yeah, because Daisy has no tits.

Because she's a dumb bitch that makes terrible decisions. Becoming an actor was just another.

I guess she really was into getting blacked.

The obvious solution is to dress like an adult

Alright, man. Cool meme. Have a (You).

>next Angelina Jolie
Daisy Ridley topless in a Hackers remake when?

You've seriously not already seen her topless?

He's like a really gay Theon Greyjoy.

>5'7
>145lbs
>have hair like him

Do I have a chance bros?

Female reboot starring daisy when?

I have not

Back to plebbit you go.

I wonder what sort of depraved filth she inflicts on him

Oh wait, yeah, that scene in that thing where she played the corpse in the morgue.

You know what would be better? Topless in a Hackers remake, with Matthew Lillard playing the villain hacker and Idris Elba playing the head cop that's after them.

You do user.

In NO LESS than 100 words, describe EXACTLY what you would do with five uninterrupted minutes with daisy's teeth

Dig a hole to China to get authentic Chinese takeout. Dig a hole to China to get authentic Chinese takeout. Dig a hole to China to get authentic Chinese takeout. Dig a hole to China to get authentic Chinese takeout. Dig a hole to China to get authentic Chinese takeout. Dig a hole to China to get authentic Chinese takeout. Dig a hole to China to get authentic Chinese takeout. Dig a hole to China to get authentic Chinese takeout. Dig a hole to China to get authentic Chinese takeout. Dig a hole to China to get authentic Chinese takeout.

..but... her... her teeth..
;_;

Lazy eye?

Alicia is the next Jolie.

anyone got that webm of her eating a burger, i need that shit rn

Cut some diamonds

Shave my pubes

I would start by smelling them. Then I'd scrap the plaque and left over food out of her teeth. I would keep her plaque in my mouth to savour the taste, and slowly swallow it. Once everything is clean, I would begin to masterbait right in her face. My penis head grinding her top set of grills. The feeling of her moist teeth on my cock would arouse me greatly and I would explode. I would explode all over her teeth and moan like an animal doing it.

Yes, exactly, do you think I'd be able to accomplish my goal in five minutes with a normal shovel? Of course not, Daisy Ridley's teeth afford me the best opportunity I'll ever get to fulfill that dream.

>I would begin to masterbait
nice try, artificial intelligence programmed to speak like a horny teen...

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This is peak Daisy.

>This is a 10/10 in Britbong

No tits
No ass
No muscle
Big teeth
British genetics

wew lad

just..wew

Not to mention the goblin face.

don't forget

>unable to have babies
>shitty skin disease

If this were Sparta she would have been thrown away into the trash.

>ywn be that burger
;_;

You will only be ass burgers.

>Big teeth
>a bad thing

get out you REVOLTING philistine

girls in general dont particularly care about height if youre attractive and have the confidence and outgoing enough to make up for it.

>ugly

i thought hes pretty handsome

>if this were sparta
but you'd be a warrior right?

She'd land on top of him.

You can be that burger, if you're american

>be me
>6'4
>/fit/
>can deadlift 4 pl8
>confident stylish and handsome
>no gf

Watch Gia and then tell me if you think Daisy Ridley is nothing but a boring ugly bitch put in Star Wars to pander to ugly virgins.

She's disgusting

look at those teeth and tell me you dont' want her to canabalize you while you're still awake

they actually look right for each other

no big deal. being gay is very social acceptable these days. dont worry about it faggot.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Seriously, what's up with redditors creating waifu threads dedicated to ugly ass roasties?
You can choose whoever you want as your waifu, so why choose an ugly, annoying, talentless slut with no future?

because they seen her in a movie where there is sound in space.

>6'5
>250lbs naturally with a six pack (before I even worked out)
>been lifting for 2 years, can Deadlift 650lbs
>Can run a 40m in 4.5 seconds

Lol. You be the judge

And that proves his point

dont think anyones chosen your mum lad

Like I really give a fuck.

Thank goodness Daisy is damaged goods and cannot pass her shit tier genes to anyone.

Is she literally store brand keira knightley?

I'll be honest, a good chunk of it is annoying you autists.

more like dollar store brand

>me
>billionaire bruce wayne

i dont believe you.

>implying you're the most genetically gifted man alive
Why are you posting here and not off doing Olympian things? 4.5 second 40m time is Usain Bolt-level speed.

I did all my training today. Now I'm eating food and recovering.

>You can choose whoever you want as your waifu
get out

>jacked off for 2 hours and is currently drowning himself in hot cheetos

I would not have believed you before Daisy happened to me. I used to joke that various anime QTs were "my waifu," but it was always mostly a joke.

Now I have hundreds of Daisy images on my computer and have Daisy dreams.

>jacked off for 2 hours and is currently drowning himself in hot cheetos
I just had to go check and see if my webcam was on

It's a blessing and a curse.

my laptop came with one and i taped it up.

dont want no accidents.

Would smash.

MUH FUCKING DICK
Hope she keeps working out desu

>swn beat you up and stuff her sweety gym clothes in your mouth
;_;

>>This is a 10/10 in Britbong

Well it's the Americans who are giving her work and paying her wages while making her a huge star.

I know exactly what you mean. I don't even put effort into finding a gf anymore. I feel like I should, I know that having a waifu probably isn't mentally healthy, but it is fun.

>No tits
dfc is best c u fucking pleb holy fuck get off my webzone

doenst really look like her desu

same here senpai

>tfw 5'11

So close yet so far. I'm ugly as fuck anyway

no big loss, nobody wants to have to look up to be disappointed.

Angelina Jolie was the brat bastardized daughter of a celebrated actor. She made out with her brother and carried a vial of her older lovers blood with her while telling interviewers she had a knife collection which she used during sex.

No, user. Daisy is a Disney actress who won't be allowed to be a real person until 2024 at least, much less the type of caricature Angelina was before her or tram scrubbed her image.

FAT.
NICHOLAS.
HOULT.

>I know that having a waifu probably isn't mentally healthy, but it is fun.

Fuck. I want her to literally kill me.

Never

nice ass tho

same

She is incredibly ugly in comparison to Angelina Jolie.

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DELETE THIS

>114 posts
>44 posters
Sure is samefag in here

DAMN Daisy Ridley looks like *THAT*??

Nigger you don't know what samefagging is, lurk moar

She looks fine now.

>44 posters

Nigger you can't even know that.

It says in the bottom right of the page.

You can, info is in the top right corner of the thread. We are now at 50 posters.

Shit how am I supposed to know what all those numbers mean? I knew the first was posts and the second was image posts but I guess there's a fucking rule book I didn't read.

hover your mouse over them you daft swine

Mouse over it and it tells you. :)

is that the face she makes when someone starts eating her ass? serious replies only

it says it in "post a reply" you reddit fuck

>she tries and fails to be cute.webm

It's the face she was making while waiting for the TFA trailer to go online for the first time.

So to answer your question: Yes.

t. neckbeard

I see that you disagree with the way I label my images.

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If I wasn't locked in my chastity device right now...

>daisy realizing her career is finished after star wars.jpg

No. It's the face she makes when she asks "Is it in yet?"

;_______;

that sounds humiliating...

go on...

Fucking hot desu

She won't have a career outside Star Wars, so no.

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It really is great.

everytime I see these I laugh at how stupid she looks at doing nothing

>doing nothing
You're trying too hard with your b8 now, fampai.

>replacing big lips with big teef

>girls in general dont particularly care about height if youre attractive and have the confidence and outgoing enough to make up for it.

Is this what your mom told you while growing up?

All I can think of when I see that smile is golden face

Which surfboard is Daisy Ridley?

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>that dfc
>those legs

bump

At least bump with a cute Daisy user.

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Angelina Jolie was never that pretty.

Or in a film as good as Episode VII.

Seems true.

lol

WHYEEEE!?

LOLOLOLOLOL

How many old, wrinkly, Jewish producers did she have to fuck to get her career?

Not many, the majority of them are pedophiles.

I want to brush her teeth with my semen.

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