/sur/ - survivor

Lucy has a cute tushie

What is with these shit tier filters

>ywn smoke a blunt with Michelle

I'd fuck Lucy

I thought my tv was broke for a bit, those filters are awful, like we are flashbacking

/figgy/
/ken/
/michaela/
/michelle/

RIP Lucy

These fools couldn't even kill a fly

Jay looks like he either has native american ancestry or the downs

Did they seriously just put a map next to a tree?

*american indian

even if they killed it I have doubts they could prepare it properly

oh great first faggot as David gets the idol, and now le yelling jew man is going to get it

Tribe fights comp!

Old guy has a tramp stamp

TITTY TIME

Chris is a beast

NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT POWER

NO MICHELLE DON'T SIT OUT

Ken is gonna rape

at this point Cece is more useless than David in the challenges

Here come the Jew titties

Weak little ladyboi millennials lmao

>you'll never snu snu with Lucy

>#showdown4theages

Cringe Broadcasting System

the millennial boys are too small

feels bad man

COME ON DAVE

tank mode

tfw Chris will never drink a beer with you

JEFF WATCH OUT

>jeff getting hit by that wave

lmao

Breefcake

Holy fuck he solo'd those bitch ass niggas

It's pretty embarrassing how the millennials lose physical comps to the old people. Chris was taking two of them on at once

Chris a beast

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gross desu

>Bout to see some tatas today

what a shit OP image

based adam

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MUH MOM

Winners edit

>triumph of finding an idol
>hilarity of Hannah finding him and wishing him luck
>despair of lung cancer

goddamn probst you're putting me through the ringer

So this is why they gave him an immunity idol

Poor bro
Who here /teamadam/ Now

hey user, quit horsing around.

Can we really be sympathetic about his chain smoking mom getting lung cancer? She was asking for it

Nah, Ken's got it in the bag

>le yelling Reddit jew man wants to target Figgy
>he finds an idol

>ywn have a threesome with cindy and her sister

>yfw Adam brings his mom's ashes to the finale

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*>to the loved ones challenge

>yfw Jeff reaches into the wrong urn

Ken is a free spirit!

who /KEN/ here?

this looks like a cool challenge

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Zeke has perfect teeth

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/CHRIS/

Yeah Chris should of been pulling

Why did they put fat fuck Chris in the chair?

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HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL

Best to start with the heaviest one and get him out of the way.

Really bizarre chair choices from Gen X but the guys have longer reach so it's working

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>FEELS?

Okay, someone better have screenshotted that "feels?" image.

>time elapsed: 2 days

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Dicks out for Lucy as she goes home tonight

The "ing" would have fucked me up in that challenge

can we just get rid of everyone on gen x except ken

they're all dull as fuck

damn michelle is crazy hot

Why the fuck are they remaking gone girl already?

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#tigermom

#dictatormom

Is David writing this season?

>Ken making the decisions

winners edit

david's really come a long way

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>Lucy got little to no screentime in the first three episodes
>She's getting a lot of screentime this episode
Lucy is going, calling it

WTF JESSICA

You dumb bitch

She's gonna kill Ken!

Well they're the worst generation next to boomers, so...

>Have a season with 3 Asian women
>Have them all possibly gone within 4 episodes

nevermind

good

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What exactly was Jessica's logic in blowing up Ken right there?

Jessica's lack of eyelashes is making me uncomfortable

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>yeah
BTFO

>jessica's face

holy fuck even when gen x "blows up" it's boring as all hell

>mfw

Ken is BASED as fuck

WHAT AN IDIOT

David you're fucking stupid

HERE WE GO

DAVID NO! WHAT ARE YOU STANDING UP FOR?!?!

I didn't even know Sunday existed

OH SHIT

>M'LADY

What a fucking based tribal council holy fuck

/OUR GUY/

WHAT A POWER MOVE

David trying to get some puss?

Is David a cuck white knight now?

WHY DAVID YOU BETA KEK

>3 of the first 4 people voted out were asian

AYY LMAO

NO ASIANS ALLOWED

>Survivor: Asians vs Everyone Else

F

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT BE ROOTING FOR DAVID AND KEN

PUT THE PUSSY RIGHT IN HER PLACE

DAVID ABOUT TO GET SOME AT CAMP

KEN ABOUT TO SLAY ALL THAT PUSSY (LIKE USUAL) AT HOME

WILDCARD BITCHES

Can't upend the Ken!

Wtf was he thinking, Jessica was dumb as shit for shitting on Ken

THE KEN/DAVID BROMANCE HAS JUST BECOME A THREESOME

>David just took the target off Ken

what a guy!

>all the Asians eliminated

Now they just gotta get rid of the the blacks and everything will be alright.

But now she's loyal 4 lyfe

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Maybe. But I think Lucy was closer to the other guys than Ken and David than Jessica was.

Now Jess is 100% with them.

Is it really a good idea to use an immunity idol on anyone besides yourself?

>dropping buffs this soon

For what fucking purpose?

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This based motherfucker did it and won 10-0-0

If it earns you a number on your side, making your tribe 4 v 4 as opposed to 5-3, then yes, it's absolutely worth it.

If Russel Hantz or Parvati has taught me anything, YES

THREE TRIBES

Better to use it on someone early than get caught sitting on it when they send you home, which is what usually happens

how to be turbo goats and fail spectacularly at FTC?

I'm new to survivor is there gonna be another idol?

Oh man I hope figgy and her boy get split. Put her with David

Yup, that's where David is heading imo

A new idol immediately appears after the previous one is played

Millennials (Adam) have one and now that the tribes are swapping there will be another somewhere.

Who here /DavidKen/ broship?

Then it's not too big of a deal to use it on a tribe member I guess

No, because:
1. You still have to find the new one
2. Another player now has a chance to find one, a chance they previously didn't have

Dayum, Figgy's got some titty's.

Me here desu

>tfw no free-spirit Ken to gaze up at the stars with

>tfw the longer the broship lasts the greater chance David backstabs Ken

But since there will be another one, it does make sense in some situations to use it on someone else. If it never came back then it would almost never make sense to use it on someone else

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I don't follow your logic but those quads can't lie.

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The unwavering stone face of Ken as he held up his vote for Jessica killed me

Ken and Big Dick Dave better not be split up.

Rachel Ako is Hawaiian you mongs.

When was the last time a preview pretty much completely gave away who was going home like it did with Lucy?