How do we save Cred Forums, Cred Forums?

How do we save Cred Forums, Cred Forums?

You don't save Cred Forums, user. Cred Forums saves you.

who is this moot everyone speaks of

it's finished

whoa

Make baneposting mandatory.

Cred Forums may be doomed anyways

moot has been gone for 2 years. Why are you still here if even moot is gone?

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We make threads every couple of days/weeks asking how do we save Cred Forums for the next 2 years

Epic
I like it

Woooo

you dont its kill just like Cred Forums

this place is embarassing

Delete it

/film/ for sure

So, you're wondering how best to fix Cred Forums? That one's simple.

Have Interpol track down the autistic, Canadian pedophile that created the bot, that spams pictures of young child models relentlessly on Cred Forums. Believe it or not, he probably has one or more such threads active right now.

Then, murder him. I'm not just talking any "murder", either. I'm talking about horrendous, brutal, gruesome, inexplicably-torturous murder. Make that fat, greasy fuck suffer until his very last breath.

Then, we get a mod to make a sticky for precisely one year. That sticky will feature high-resolution photographs of the fat, greasy, autistic, Canadian pedophile's mutilated corpse. Other people will find themselves drawn to the sticky, see the photographs in lurid detail and think, "oh shit. If I don't get my head out of my ass and stop shitposting here, I could be next."

For bonus points and a little humor to ease the mood, have the very-first picture feature a plank of wood with blood stains on it next to the corpse, and the words (USER WAS BANGED WITH THIS POST).

THAT is how you fix Cred Forums.

it seems to me there's a class war between the anons who just want to discuss tv and films (ie. reddit/shills/etc) and the anons who seem to think this board is their special little clubhouse to circlejerk the same memes at each other ad nauseum.
then there's of course, the cunnybots and the waifufags as wildcards

more waifuposting :DD

which one are you, 2014+ tourist?

you guys what happened to that tv eat.awiki site?

>which one are you

Do i even need to ask you the same question after that post? The irony is overwhelming me, user.

It's been two years already?

That picture of Elijah Wood never fails to amuse me.

shut up