MEDIOCRE

How?!

>MY FAGGOT SON COULD THROW A BETTER PUNCH

Ok, back up... some things need to be explained here.

You didnt watch the deleted scenes?

Can we acknowledge the fact that the disintegration of those old dudes was very sudden and gruesome?

It scared me as a child.

Banned in my country :(

Agreed
Bong?

>Back in the oven you filthy kikes!

Yeah, I can see why my mom freaked out.

Yeah, and the scene afterwords where he fucks takes one of their skulls back to his mansion and then proceeds to fuck and cum in it really gave me nightmares. Wtf Raimi?

>Yeah, I remember 911. We stared out the window taking bets on who'd hit the pavement first. I lost goddamn every time.

Pretty insensitive material, Raimi.

No surprise Dafoe was up for that

That's not even the worst part. Remember the final scene where the Green Goblin impales himself, and Spider-Man cries and jerks off on the hoverboard. Guess it's poetic in a way though.

I read they actually used real semen on the close up shot as well.

They did? I thought only the Ken Park director had the balls to use real semen?

Yeah. A man losing his money on gambling hits too close to home.

>Best guess for this image: ugly naruto

It looks like the guy from Top Gun

>IMPRESSIVE... FOR A NIGGER!
i remember watching that scene when i was a kid and i didn't get it.

>Bong?

You joking? One of the few things we are allowed to show is excessive, over-the-top gore and sex.

He might be from Germany.

What exactly was his plan with this? Let's pretend Spiderman didn't jump out of the way of the hoverboard. It was still going strong enough that it would have impaled Spidey and the Green Goblin.

>I AUGHTA SQUISH YOU LIKE A JEW

I didn't know much about the jewish people at the time, but it really started a conversation. It opened a dialogue

we wanted to be closer to spidey
he was secretly a homosexual

>I wanna fuck you right in the ass with my BBC Peter
Truly ahead of its time

Memes aside, Spiderman 1/2 is kino if you take our definition literally

It is absolutely some of the best capeshit ever made

>Memes aside, Spiderman 1/2 is kino if you take our definition literally
No. It's very, very far from "literally" kino.

But yes, it's the best capeshit ever made.

>implying

Please, someone, anyone, tell me what is wrong with spiderman 3.

Nothing, in fact it may even be the best of he three, but most people are unable to interpret raimi's vision. The two hour long scene of peter raping harry while the ghost of uncle ben cheers him on is pure kino

Awful pacing.

Too many villains.

Really awkward moments like emo peter.

More forced relationship drama.

>really awkward monomers like Pete dancing
I love how people have no sense of humor. That scene was incredibly funny and serves as a counterpoint to peters best friend almost killing his now ex gf

It was a really stupid scene. saying "muh sense of humor" doesn't stop it from being bad.

fuck

Wat?

Look in goblins eye kek

Losing that much money would make me wanna collapse

>emo peter
one of the best parts of the entire series

>Go web! Fly! Up, up, and away, web! Shazaam! Go! Go! Go web go! Sieg heil!

Come on, Raimi... why would Spidey even think that last one would work?

I didn't even think much of that the first time I saw that in theaters, but looking back it was kinda out of place.

Venom. Sandman revealed to be Uncle Ben's real killer (completely ruins his character) and having his arc shit on by the studio wanting Venom. Relationship bullshit taken to new heights of tedium.

Too many villains. I get that Raimi wanted to make a pun with the movie's title, but was it really necessary to bring back all 6 million Holocaust victims and kill them off again, calling it World War III.

Spider 1 has aged rather poorly. If you think it's better than the Dark Knight, we're barely speaking the same language.

SSSSEVEN BITCHES WITH ME AND AINT NONE OF THEM MEDIOCRE
FROM THEY HEAD TO THEY TOES THEY SO FAR FROM MEDIOCRE

>Mfw you rasengan the producer

>NIGGER NIGGER FUCKING NIGGERS GOD FUCKING I HATE NIGGERS KILL THE NIGGERS, BUTCHER THE KIKES AND THEIR SUBHUMAN SPAWN

Really Raimi?