Previously on /bb/: HoH (Head of Household): TBD
Veto: TBD
HoH Nominations: TBD
America Nom: TBD
Safety Ceremony 1: TBD
Safety Ceremony 2: TBD
Care Package winner: TBD
Most Likely Going Home: TBD
PUNISHMENTS
>Shelby bought the caddy costume punishment
>Alex has a disadvantage in her next HoH comp
>Scott will be stuck in sand trap outside for 24 hours
>Monte can't compete in the next veto
>Dani has to get golf balls out of the pool whenever BB tells her
plastics are so lost
not looking good
after a certain amount of time, will they display a clock?
the way this is going the only way the plastics win is by pure luck
first for both of the alliances are aids at doing this comp
whitney mastermind edition
Our girls will win!
Is this one of the most boring comps in BB history?
Go Shelby Go!
shrimpman not even trying
hes throwing this comp
scott is on the right track for going at this lone wolf. just hope the misfits dont accidentally guess the right number first
the fat one will complain about being sore from all this crouching
Why dont they just go to one edge, see which bars jut out the furthest, and then go to the other edge, and see which of those bars jut out the furthest on the other end?
SJW alliance should not be losing this comp. It's pretty much a team comp and they outnumber the plastics 6-4
Honestly, I'd just eyeball it and throw out a guess too.
There's pretty much no point in actually measuring these, there's just too many
they are measuring specific planks inside those bars m80
Each bar is split into multiple bars.
They are guessing numbers in the hundreds.
>misfits
more like SHITFITS
shes actually looking a couple of pounds lighter tonight
you can do it fast with the feet/chain combo. even faster if you get your whole alliance to break up the barcode into smaller parts
residentsleeper
5 mins left in the round
72
72
72
72
just saw a quick glance of my 41
is it 72? they zoomed in at it
FUCK YES
AUTISM FTW
So some niggers and catladies on Twitter found out about us right? That's why so many retarded posts are popping up, right?
>Scott getting his dick wet
BASED SCOTT
SEASON FUCKING REVIVED LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK YEAH SCOTT GETTING LADIES
SCOTT
\o/
SUPER BOWL BABY
MOTHERFUCKER I BRING IT
MOTHERFUCKERS I BRING IT
AUTISM WINS SEASON SAVED
AUTISM WINS SEASON SAVED
AUTISM WINS SEASON SAVED
FUCK YEAH
SCOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SCOOOOOOOOOOT
LETS GOOOOOOOOO
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W E W L A D
E
W
L
A
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
HOLY SHIT OUR GUY
WHO ELSE /SCOTTY AND THE KLAN/ HERE
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SCOTT
C
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SCOTT FUCKING WINS
HOLY SHIT
THIS IS THE LAST GOOD FEELING WE WILL HAVE THIS SEASON LADS
WE DID IT
CLUTCH AS FUCK
/ourguy/
This week is saved
DID SHELBY JUST KISS SCOTT
hope restored until the veto comp at least
BASED SCOTT JUST SAVED THE SEASON
>You doubted me
was scott watching the cameras or something? cause soon as it was done zooming on 72 he ran to answer.
pretty smart if it was like that desu
HAHAHHAHA THE SHITFITS ARE SHOOK AGAIN
rip Krispy
Everyone was talking MAD shit about Scott 30 minutes ago. It's fucking O V E R for these fools.
Unless America decides it's not over for these fools.
they probably zoomed to it because he was measuring it
how much sex is /ourguy/ getting in his HoHarem room this week?
NIGGAS ARE SHOOKED
>Scott takes over Monte's position in the alliance
>Has anal sex with Morgan in HOH bed
SEASON SAVED SEASON SAVED SCOTT IS A BEAST LITERALLY /OURGUY/
FUCKING KEK SCOTT WON
this was probably the best scenario as he can't be put up. KRISPY IS FUCKED.
get fucked krispy kreme'
who will sleep in scott's hoh bed
lol poor morgan alone HN
twitter scrambling
i love it
these nignogs are literally incapable of winning an HoH
>3rd HOH for the plastics
>3rd eviction for the plastics
JK. I can't see twitter putting up another plastic. Scott was the most likely. Best case scenario, season fucking saved
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JASON NOW BACK TO SUCKING SCOTTS DICK
showmance going right back up
shelbys clubs are still outside
FUCKKK
anyone else happy as fuck right now?
Justin showing why he was so smart to hang with the girls the past couple days
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cutes
Pure Disgust
>JK. I can't see twitter putting up another plastic
Topkek my friend!
Expect Morgan to be America's nom and vote this week
LETS GO BOYS
I'm content
america's nom will bail them out again. i have zero faith
if america puts shelby up i swear to god im done
>reminder: the pick a POV is so powerful this HoH means nothing
>danielle: we can't catch a break
I am. This may salvage this season.
Yes. The good guys won HOH. Now we'll have to wait for the Veto comp
America's nom can Actually be jason since all the girls are kind of on an even footing with everyone
be more worried about the care package
the veto twist doesnt even matter now
no way a waifu get americas nom
YES, I AM ROCK HARD
well if a plastics goes home this week i'm done, but holding out hope until then
good one scott!
>half a chain
THE RESURRECTION OF SCOTT IS HERE
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>scott HoH
>nominates combo of krispy/dani/nelly
>america nominates alex or morgan
>alex/morgan voted out
get ready for another shit week guys
its impossible
Watch these slimy fucks be nice to Scott now...
here is how the rest of the week goes:
>two misfits on the block
>acp goes to misfit and they pick diamond veto
>america puts a plastic on the block
>entire week comes down to the veto comp again except this time america isnt even a swing vote
expect them to do a flag football veto comp when dani is on the block
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which one will sleep with scott
alex, shelby or all three
lol dani is so butthurt she doesnt evne understand the america bring it meme, shes mad at shelby for saying it
>Scott ruins the season
>Scott saves the season
FUCK IT I AINT EVEN MAD AT HIM ANYMORE
Considering that twitter, supposedly, is gunning for Alex (one of the most popular players on JokersUpdates) and they couldn't even nominate Morgan, Plastics should be pretty confident.
better not be a twitter campaign to nominate morgan/alex
The care package is the way the plastics get fucked this week. Diamond veto + Jamboree win and Shelbs is gone.
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SCOTT SHRIMPMAN SHELBY FINAL THREE
fuuuuuck
>continuous danielle bitching
so now the darkest timeline is in play
3rd nom is from the LNC
the veto where you get to replace a nom is in play.
LNC wins it
nominates one of the Plastics
and she goes home
inb4 jason wins it
I never do these but it's warranted this time
SCOTT SHRIMPMAN SHELBY FINAL THREE
>72 is Kryssie's number
guys i think this was the one thing possible to save the season
america will nom krispy bc scott was the only person they all hated
the degenerates will be even more bitchy and emo
shrimpman will become annoyed with them and jump ship to the girls
they will have numbers regardless of america
comfy feeds for weeks to come
SEASON SAVED
Yep, the care package is gonna be the reason a plastic goes home this week, not Twitter's nom
SCOTT SHRIMPMAN SHELBY FINAL THREE
>everyone is sucking up to him
FUCK YOU FAT ASS THEY WERE WITH HIM ALL WEEK YOU CUNT
>All this sadness
>scott noms the showmance again
>Neeley wins the veto care package and chooses the diamond veto
>misfits wins and throw up shelby or alex
>have the votes even without america and vote them out
this is how this week will play out
I swear if that cunt or shane/dani don't go home this time...
inb4 it's a grocery bagging competition type thing
>huefu goes home this week
nigger shilling to america again already
>shrimpman will become annoyed with them and jump ship to the girls
I genuinely see this happening... He was having lots of fun with them yesterday talking about licking ass
jason needs to go
i miss him..
SCOTT SHRIMPMAN SHELBY FINAL THREE
So which plastic is gonna get most votes for care package? Alex Right?
lol why is she so ass blasted the girls celebrated with him?
they literally all just voted against danielle including scott
krispy is mad that alex jumped into scott's arms after the win. presumably she wasnt watching last week's veto comp
i agree 100%
danielle or shane
>using Shrimpman's name in vain
how would that happen?
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>He was having lots of fun with them yesterday talking about licking ass
Timestamp?
>72 is Krispys lucky number
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I would get banned on twitter so fast
Guys, there's still a chance that this could be the season where America is incredibly OP but somehow against all odds the racist white people make it to the end
Please god
>AHAHAHA MONTE GONE
>FUCK THAT SNAKE SCOTT
>LETS RUN THIS SHIT
>hi scott, you earned it my man
>mfw a plastic goes home this week again
this format is fucking shit
you missed this one
>wow fuck those guys they're all so fake
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LOL neeley is seething sitting there listening to hue
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twitter believes having a sister in the house is a bigger advantage than jason's popularity. all 11 (or 12) votes so far have gone is jason's favor. fucking dumbshits
He always seems to have more fun with the girls than shit talkin with the Jamboree. He seems to have a crush on Whitney and they get along pretty well.
if diamond veto is chosen
they have to pick one of the others where 2 people can be pulled down
still works since there's no many people to choose from
>everyone trying to lynch scott
>scott bullied for the whole week
>krispy calling him a disgrace to big brother
WHOS LAUGHING NOW
shes literally mad at her for celebrating with scott
she has no clue scott and shelby have been together since not only the original jamboree but very tight for the last week and a half
this is priceless
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worst case:
nom 1 - krispy
nom 2 - alex (diamond veto)
nom 3 - shane (usa vote)
alex - 4
shane - 3 + 1
scott tie breaks
>they give LNC the care package, they use diamond POV and replace scotts noms
>a plastic goes up as america nom
yeah they can't even decide who they hate. votes will be split. they were morgan last week, now they hate alex, shelby will probably piss them off with some inoffensive comment, and some hate whitney because having a southern accent = racist. and on jokers all 4 of them are in the upper half of the house. Ideally Scott won't nom krispy because she would go up. Otherwise danielle.
This result is gonna make me watch another week in hopes that it's the momentum switch
And then another plastic goes home next Wednesday and I've wasted another week watching this shit
/bb/'s_final_hope.jpg
Whitney needs to show her butthole to Shrimpman and flip him
the holy trinity of autism
worst case wont have fucking shane as america's nom
americas nom will be from this group
>faggots
every time
Scott has really low chance of winning (unless he is like against Krispy in F2).
>take a side
>be mad the other side stuck together
>jason and nigger logic
steve is a closeted gay and doesn't deserve to be on that image
mccrae is the closest to scott/ian
cat ladies like all of the plastics
Let's be real, a plastics is going to be america's nom
The madman did it.
The absolute madman.
I really hope so, scott said he won't waste a nom on krispy, so we might get the best week so far.
youre over estimating black twitter
LOL KRISPY ABOUT TO GO FULL MELTDOWN
fuck off mccrae
Is there any way a plastic wins the care package?
If they don't win it they have to win the veto. /ourboy/ is clutch tho
dani is a bitch
based on what?
scott was the only one that had a threat of being nommed
they hate danielle now
i dont think so, everyone they hate is gone and scott is hoh
so we pretty much safe
Some of his mannerisms are kind of gay, but I think the dude's straight
Source:am a straight user who people have thought is gay because I chill with women and apparnetly have affeminate mannerisms
listen to these delusional fucks
they were with scott since the firsts vote and he flipped on them to get cornbread out and yet they are still with him
why are they acting like this is the first night they have talked to scott
>Is there any way a plastic wins the care package?
absolutely
lets all appreciate the comfy feeds for the next week
I swear if America fucks shit up this week I'm canceling my feeds. I don't want to spend this winter watching Twitters game.
the key here is to get a misfit as america's nom. then it doesnt matter who wins veto
james confirmed it
Honestly they might, we need to make one of those meme images NOW though
Something like
>WE MUST GIVE ONE OF THE PLASTICS THIS WEEK'S CARE PACKAGE!
>If we leave it any longer, we will have to give them one of the later, more important ones
>etc
Where my twitter autist at
shelby has tried to befriend jason for 2 weeks even though he has acted like a little bitch
then he will claim she only talks to people in power
twitter bro needs to sit back and figure out which misfit has the biggest push to be america's nom then push that campaign hard
I can't decide between watching comfy good vibes or degenerate meltdown tonight
Jokers and Reddit both don't like Danielle. Twitter was like 75 percent monte hate 25 percent Danielle hate.
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Yeah but that 75 percent isn't going to magically turn their hate toward another black woman
monte died for our sins.
you know he wouldve fucked his alliance up in that comp too. giving bad advice and shit
poor morgan
poor morgan is crying :(
I feel bad that he left but I definitely won't miss his gameplay
LNC thinks they are the underdogs. fucking pieces of shit. america's vote has bailed them out at every turn
These girls have such a good attitude about this. Twitter makes me sick
so does scott have to stay in the HN till he gets his HoH key?
the Devin strat
they're all fucking delusional, if this was a normal bb they'd be getting assblasted.
Scott needs to put up Jason. He needs to let everyone know that they have a 0% chance of beating him in a F2 situation
Don't fuck this up Scott
shrimpman was the only one who was nice to scott during the huge blowup
twitter.com
what a fun game of big brother
do you think this would be a good time for Morgan and Alex to reveal their relationship?
nope
in a regular bed tonight
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thanks
shrimpman is likely safe.
>twitter.com
>200 retweets
>400 likes
I'm going to bail on doing my Twitter troll account methinks. Waste of time
>danielle: They are just jealous cause they dont know how to play the fucking game
im raging
>The probability of the plastics having a good week this week was (5/11)*(4/6)*100 = 30%
>The probability of the Jason's crew having, a good week this week was (1-(5/11)*(4/6))*100 = 70%
>Odds of Late Night Crew having 3 backtoback successful weeks (~ 34%) is higher than the odds of Plastics having 1 successful (~ 30%).
This all assuming everyone having a roughly equal shot at comps which is not 100% accurate but it shows how much the fix is in
We're at war with black twitter this week
We must protect our waifus at all costs
3 weeks
3 times Danielle is on the block
inb4 3 times she gets saved by Twitter
what a game
NO
huefu BTFO jason
wow America really has shitty handwriting
do you think this is a successful man with a successful career?
lol
>alex: what are we eating?
>morgan: cough drops
he makes Cred Forums look like alpha males
>mix of lowercase and uppercase with no logic
the fuck would james know about anything, he still thinks he and meg were a thing when it was a one sided friendzone situation. Steve wants to fuck Bronte anyway, maybe he's bi at most.
ballsmashers is the alliance name
black twitter will take a black person to final 2
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The plastics HAVE to win the HoH for a 3rd straight time (which they did), hope one of them gets a care package AND POV
that's the only way they can get a misfit out this week
if a LNC can leave, it'll be 5 versus 5
fun
Good, reddit is on our side now almost fully. Fuck the nigger twitter.
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so who are the best noms for scott this week? im thinking dani and jason are his best options
>THE PlASTlCS
>Shelbey
when did shelby call jason out on his bullying? totally missed it
he didn't say he wanted to fuck bronte he said he wanted to work with her
Good math senpai
Welcome to BBOTT: Where the winner is predetermined and the HOH's don't matter
putting up jason might piss off the catladies
jokers might be too with the way their poll has been.
they don't like scott, but that doesn't matter obviously.
they don't have to get the POV if they get the care package
they'd pick that double veto and no matter what 3 LNC members will be up there
unless I'm missing something
6 people to choose from
they already hate him
Scott SHOULD be worried about this season becoming a girls game
Missed the bottom right
>JAMBoreE
no he shouldn't
it'll take the target off him
girls always turn on eachother
thats only if an LNC member is america's nom which probably isnt happening
SHANE SUCKING SCOTT DICK
Yep, shame that Shane is too much of a beta cuck to listen.
Also Jason is ostensibly a woman so yeah it's even worse than it seems
shane already tried asking scott if they are still cool and scott told him no
lol
he got shrimpman
based on what?
look at jokers ratings
based on that a LNC member is going up
>That handwriting
Twitter is confirmed for literally retarded
I wouldn't be so sure. A lot can change, but the other 4 plastics are not as low on polls as Danielle or Krispy. Scott was definitely the favorite to go up as Twitter's nom, but autism took over and he's safe
>checked
remember there is a scott/shrimpman bromance. plastics might have one more vote this week
no he shouldn't, the girls are on his side.
i wonder if he could get justin to vote out shane?
who has more control of the votes, twitter, reddit, or jokers?
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that great mother davonne already trying to get a plastic up as america's nom. you would think with her job she would be to tired to pay attention to big brother
maybe. i think he has a better shot getting him to vote for krispy but scott already said he wont put kripsy up because she is useless in comps
Yep I also think it's only a matter of time before shrimpman joins the plastics. I'm no expert at body language like Monte is but he seems to enjoy himself more with them lately. He especially has a good bond with Whitney (although pretty much everyone is fine with her)
>scott puts up shelby and alex
best timeline
>Expecting Day to use logic
Do we not remember her retarded vote handing BB18 to Nicole because grrrl power?
Hope Plastics carefully babysit Scott this week, he made quite a few dumb moves before.
need to get krispy up as america nom, the best option
I want danielle, jason and krispy on slop
whitney looking so cute
scott talk to the feeders you shit
Please, for just one week can Twitter get knocked down a few pegs and not get their way?
>superfans scott and alex both win an HoH
>bbott
>meech gets a co-HoH because of america
>bb18
nice casting grodner
>girls always turn on each other
jason will never be on slop
as long as the bright timeline has some hope, I'll keep making webms and caps
A superfan has won the last 5 season of big brother
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>thats another $1000 dollars
I foudn some norma; non-nigger people on twitter: twitter.com
Honestly the HNs this week will be a good indication. reddit and jokers are probably voting similarly (some combo of dani/krispy/jason/shane) while twitter will want to throw alex/whit/shelby in there
wut
god parvati and amanda are qts
They are for now.
But when it comes to games like Survivor or Big Brother you ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS want to be in some type of majority.
Scott willingly wanting to go to final 5 with 4 girls is a scary idea since he's not in the majority
didn't shrimpman talk shit behind scotts back?
Shrimp is going to save this season
literally everyone has
the plastics have just talked a lot less shit
Twitter's already started nigging
Nicole, Andy, Steve, Ian all Superfans, and Derrick was a SOTG
Nicole went to F5 with all guys and still pulled it off
derrick and nicole weren't superfans. Both casuals
don't think andy was either.
how to we combat this?
>nicole
>superfan
scott won HoH like an hour ago and im already getting depressed thinking about how the week will go because twitter nig nogs are controlling everything
He did, but as long as Scott doesn't know that it's all good. Know what I'm saying? you already know
Everyone did.
Twigger is going to ruin this season.
Team up with Reddit?
probably try to get shane or krispy as america's nom
37 posters on Cred Forums is not going to change a thing
the scott and shrimpman bromance is strong
is justin really that dumb or does he not get that shit danielle tried to put on scott?
i guess this is their small victory
>Nicole went to F5 with all guys and still pulled it off
Christine season 16 was with 4 guys in the final 5 and she didn't.
Literally the only thing /bb/ could do is somehow dig up some dirt on Krispy that makes Twitter hate her
Libel might work too but probably not
We don't. We buckle up and hope for the best.
>team up with reddit
as much as I hate to say this it could be our only chance to save this season
nicole brought a shield with her
please someone get a webm of that shrimpman moonwalk. just happened
>rewarding people who do nothing but sit around, smoke and bitch
>punish everyone who actually plays the game
They're the worst.
based shrimpman
pls betray the degenerates
shrimpman laughing in everyones face
is hoh room tonight or tomorrow
DEAD LIKE FRED
Set aside are differences for the plastics!
If shrimpman betrays twitter this season will be saved
i like the chipmunk/shrimpman flirtmance more desu
krispy and danielle going up?
>Nicole went to F5 with all guys and still pulled it off
Nicole got VERY lucky.
Let's look at the other seasons that had a majority going to the final 5-6
BB16
>guys got rid of the gay and girl
BB15
>Gina Marie got taken to the final 2 but she wasn't winning no matter
BB14
>Danielle got cut
BB13
>Adam Poch got cut by the girls because he wasnt in the majority
BB12
>Britney wasn't in the majority
BB11
>final 4 was 3 girls and a gay guy
BB10
>Keesha and Renny weren't in the majority
not krispy
prob the showmance again
who then?
new thread
B A L L S M A S H E R S
probably that with shane as a potential backdoor
BALLSMASHERS
one member of the showmance and jason is who I would do.
I think so too bc he follows alex. that's good bc then krispy would likely go up and the 3rd nom. It would be interesting if the showmance won pov, they could backdoor jason. don't know if scott would do that though.
Paul literally had a heart of gold and was too sportsmanlike to send Nicole home with nothing.
And he lost because MUH FEEMALE WINNAR.
By all means he got robbed.