Do you think he's seen his older sister's nude scenes?

Do you think he's seen his older sister's nude scenes?

Does he jerk off to them?

Probably

>you will never be rich, young, handsome and Jewish in Hollywood

>her brother is the pretty sibling
my dick is confused

There's literally zero chance he hasn't jacked off to her.

Zero.

Wow poor guy didn't get the beautiful blue eyes, failed the genetic lottery.

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>you will never be rich, young, handsome and Jewish in Hollywood

Eh, neither of them are jews, they are primarily italian.

I'm deeply envious I am not close to my sister. It hurts me more and more every day. Why did she have to move across the country? I need family or else I can't think of a good reason to exist. Consuming gets old.

>Wops are somehow better than Jews

>>I'm deeply envious I am not close to my sister. It hurts me more and more every day. Why did she have to move across the country?
because she is free to be a whore. any girl who travels does this to be fucked a lot

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>Wops are somehow better than Jews

Goes without saying

>implying
bright eyes are a genetic defect. you find defective eyes attractive.
enjoy that thought

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Your bitterness is lurking from your post

Recessive does not at all mean defective. Nigga learn basic genetics.

Liquid, pls.

>Implying they don't fuck each other senseless.

she's incel, too afraid of stealing souls.

at least I have a foreskin

I genuinely dont see how he wouldn't. Literally anyone would, not even saying this in a jokey way.

literal perfection

Hnumg my god
mfw no Alexandra sister to secretly jerk off to.

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>born 1 year apart

Do you think they ever experimented?

>ywn hang out and be silly with alex all day

And still nobody recognizes her

Well she's not exactly an A-lister. She's barely a B-lister.

Shiteye detected

if your gonna do the aspergers get down in the middle of the day why wouldnt you go all out

Nope, B-listers have at least one thing they're known for.

She has none

Her official ranking is low tier C-lister. And she gets that because there is only 3 levels to put her in

double d lister

2017 is year for DaDDario kino

Baywatch

Came here to post this

>there is only 3 levels to put her in
wrong

This is true. I see far more floaters than others. Visual snow and stars too. Blue eyes master race here. Wish I had green eyes. Less fucky but still pretty. If I had brown eyes I'd look like soulless monster.

Do you think Alexandria browses these threads?
I cum to her all the time senpai

Defective? No. Inferior? Yes. Brown eyes are literally blue eyes with an enamel layer on them for protection. Darker skin is also superior. And no, just a dark skin does not make someone black/nigger.

LOL, imagine being this fucking stupid, how does this guy even cross the road without dying?

What's this from?

It's obviously fake, but I'm sure people this stupid and unlucky exist somewhere.

Yes, I do

Glad to hear it user :)

If I was him, Dadarrio 3 virginities would be mine a long time ago.

plenty of men are like this right from the start. most men would do this too