Previously on /bb/: HoH (Head of Household): Scott
Veto: TBD
HoH Nominations: TBD
America Nom: TBD
Safety Ceremony 1: TBD
Safety Ceremony 2: TBD
Care Package winner: TBD
Most Likely Going Home: TBD
PUNISHMENTS
>Shelby bought the caddy costume punishment
>Alex has a disadvantage in her next HoH comp
>Scott will be stuck in sand trap outside for 24 hours
>Monte can't compete in the next veto
>Dani has to get golf balls out of the pool whenever BB tells her
Who's gonna sleep with Scott in HoH?
How do we stop twitter from ruining this week?
Him and Alex will bome
I wanna revel in the Jamboree meltdown but they're just so cancerous to listen to
Shelby is cute! I hope she thanks Scott for her safety with a kiss!
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who /ballsmashers/ here?
jason saying his blow up on alex probably made him look like a crazy person
figure out who the most backed LNC candidate for america's nom is and try to beat the blacks in a vote
Wait somebody unironicly watches that shit? You are all americans right?
why is there a pizza in krissy's bag?
er blow up on shelby
good
because he is
>unironicly
we should go for the lowest ranked LNC on jokers which is danielle.
Ballsmashers 2
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1. wheatknee
2. morgan
3. shelby
4. alex
To be honest, he's doing a good job playing both sides of the house. With Monte gone he's not on anybodies radar. Even if he is with the Jamboree, both sides like him. That and America loves him too. He's in a good spot.
whitney is cutest
1a. accentfu
1b. cheerfu
1c. huefu
1d. redditfu
patrician list
Listening to the plastics is so much comfier without Monte taking up 75% of the conversation holy shit
RIP Monte our leader
is Scott going to be Erik this season?
shifty huefu
its about to appen
pls save our waifus from being have-nots
this
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Whitney is lowkey running the plastics.
None of them even realize. She'll occasionally interject with an idea of what's going on and then later the other have shifted to the same mindset. Very subtle
no
it's unlikely all the girls will get through this week, let alone the rest of the season
GOAT final 2
lol
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she's just the smartest and reaches the most logical conclusion before all of them.
Scott thinking of putting the showmance up again.
>Whitney and Shrimp team up in secret.
>giving info on each others alliance
>keeping each other safe
>make it to the final 2 and nobody suspects they're secretly ride or dies.
im voting jason kek
twatter is gonna fuck it up for themselves. Give Scott ACP then if Krispy goes up as America's nom the plastics are golden no matter who wins POV
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>They will never smash your balls
scott is in heaven right now
i feel so good for him
this actually benefits us more because a plastic wont go up as Americas nom
HOL UP
I fucked the math nvm
this is how dumb twitter is
cute
CUTE
>Useless care package
kek.
did they actually create a final 2?
the only more preferable final 2 for me would be a shelby/scott one
you should have added shrimpman coming in
Comfy feeds, talking about bootyholes everynight. :3
holy shit twitter is retarded.
LNC needs the diamond veto
plastics would pick the boomerang and two LNC would still go up
I ain't make it
>you will never be scott on that bed
SHARE THIS NOW
not yet, but it'll happen in a few weeks
LNC just needs America's nom. BUT if black twitter fucks up and gives ACP to Scott while an LNC member is America's Nom then it's a good week for BB sanity
>ywn be in a harem BB alliance
i love it
they are kissing scott's ass hard
>twitter made my job easier to mist
t-thanks
You're right but I also think there's a good chance LNC is America's nom. People are sick of Krispy and Dani and only Scott was in real danger of going up and he's safe. We'll see how strong twitter is this week I guess
>they think the dick drama was that big of a deal in the episode
well he IS aligned with him
thats a mean sandwich
>They cut Shelby cause she can't win shit
>Whitney wins part 1 HOH
>Morgan wins part 2
>Whitney wins Part 3
>Takes Shrimp to the final 2
>Best final 2
>whitney will never dominate you
>they think the episodes are focusing on LNC's trashiness
>the episodes is an hour of jason dick sucking
JUST
Reminder that none of this matters if America noms a ball crusher and they don't win veto, no matter what the veto ends up being
they literally went against the whole house to save scott and monte
>ywn get them all to sleep in the HOH bed with you
>shrimpman will never make you a bomb as fuck sandwich after winning HoH
>Take a bite!
>Take a bite!
>Take a bite!
reminder that the only ballcrusher ranked low on jokers is scott
Justin looking snazzy in his Sailfish shirt.
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Twitter will nom a LNC unless something drastically changes in the next few days. Even dumbass Da'vonne's followers are nomming Krispy or Danielle
More twatter voters than jokers voters
twitter and tumblr have more numbers than jokers so theyre the only ones that matter
dont even get your hopes up
They are gonna try the Morgan campaign again
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is scott gonna get more cigarettes in his basket?
I've seen a lot of votes for Morgan on twitter
FUCKING DELIGHTFUL
We didn't even need to make troll images, they are stupid enough to make their own
Here it is, tweeting it now
>i don't know album names
>I don't listen to music
this house is full of plebs yet again
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Jesus fucking christ I hope so.
Apparently he brought 10 packs and production only gave him 8 of them, so if there are two packs, it's just the packs that production forgot to give him for whatever reason
if im ever in the house as HOH im nominating the people with the shittiest and most pleb taste. Tool fans are on the block automatically.
SCOTT INVITED ALEX TO SLEEP IN HOH ROOM
ALEX SAID SHE WILL TAKE HIM UP ON THAT
Is /ourguy/ finally going to score?
You just remembered that Paulie unironically said he liked Nickelback
if I hated a good thing because its fans were garbage I wouldn't be posting in this thread
do they get to pick an entire album to listen to as hoh?
I've thought about what I'd choose but I'm not sure how it works
kek
Phone just rang...?!?
and Eminem
she's gonna suck on his pokeballs
checked
you pick 1 album
if you don't pick an excessively long compilation album, you're not a true student of the game
mccrae picked this as HOH
Knew he was pleb
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you jot down a few albums onto a list before going in the house if you win HOH and they'll give you one album to listen to each time you win
Did she finally take her hair out of that mess that Krispy put it into?
>Alex said she almost kissed scott on the lips when he won
he's getting a handy tonight
anyone have a webm of her humping him after the hoh win?
need fap material
I'd wanna win hoh just for that
going without music in that house would be torture
which album would you pick /bb/?
pic related
Working on it
If he doesn't get a blowj then he isn't doing his job as a man
>this thread again
are you a girl?
yeah, because we have so much important shit to discuss
>my choice because I've had it on repeat recently
just to trigger the other houseguests
nobody cares about your music choice m80
I love my space beatles
Beautiful ;^(
I care about yours friendo, pls share.
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in case there isn't any qts i'd wanna listen to a qt
Krispy was so mad about this
at that moment his virginity was lost
Damn this nigga was crawlin' with waifus
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I'd made some white girl fall in love with me with pic related
>tfw scott gets to fuck alex while shelby sits on his face
>the last good music childish g will ever make
Sad
>scott picked illmatic
patrician
fugg her booty and legs
this is the dumbest season ever
shrimpman making moves on best sister.
>Shrimpman flirting with two of the waifus
Come on Whitney, turn him back to our side
Glad someone else finally agrees with me on this.
I can't fucking stand Because Inter.net, everyone I know praises it but half the album is just noise and I kind of stopped listening to him after that
Specifically his piano concertos and if you can't lay on the HOH bed and enjoy it with me then we can't be in an alliance
J U S T
1.6
He went into his pretentious emo phase and came out as a more experimental Drake. He's at his best when he goes for funny wordplay
>we like childish gambino here
based it all makes sense now friends
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Pitchfork is for faggots dude
But feel free to let someone else tell you what to enjoy I guess
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Is he about to offer a red pill and a blue pill to the LNC?
>not picking acid rap
youtube.com
pic related is my favorite album, but I think my first pick would be something ultra normie like Taylor Swift or Kanye West that everyone would want to listen to, to get them in my hoh room. And my second pick would be any upcoming releases I'm missing in the bb house
Shrimpman, this is your last chance.
After this, there is no turning back.
You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in Nawleans and believe whatever you want to believe.
You take the red pill - you stay on the Compound and I show you how deep Whitney's rabbit-hole goes.
K I N O
it would be a 4-4 tie which means plastics get to evict
that's before america's powers so watch it all get fucked up for a 3rd week in a row
>tfw in good company
Feels good man. Love you guys no homo
pretty disgusting neeley wont even make an attempt to talk to the girls when none of them, including scott have never talked shit about her or targeted her
she is setting a terrible example for black women all over america
HEY
DONT WRITE YOURSELF OFF YET
Childish gambino was amazing up through EP
Starting with Camp wasnt a fan
But cool
Also fuck danielle
SHELBY IS A HOARDER
redflag
All women are hoarders
nice!
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Childish Gambino's best project was Royalty. Don't @ me
Morgan just used gay in the way gays don't like. She will be America's nom now
shelby looking rough
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bye bye morgan
he was left for dead and he somehow made it back.
why is there cheeto dust on her pillow?
Shut the fuck up faggot
scott noticed alex and shelby at the auditions and thought they would make it on
>shitcrew still shitting on shelby
regular bb
4-4
then america's nominee
3-4
then america's vote
3-5
with diamond veto and veto won by misfits
2-6
lmao I love how bb keeps flashing us moments danielle being a cunt to remind us how much better the girls side is
danielle said scott damn near lost his virginity when alex hugged him
and now they broke out the krackles to leave wrappers around for shelby
what a fucking petulant child
they are being so petty
awful people
this is a really sad display and twitter probably isnt even watching
danielle has been race baiting this entire game. i'm sure dayvonne supports her
>production forcing shitty crew on us
Dani calling the plastics "saltine crackers"
She's saying they're plain
Stop bringing race into this
Will Twitter get mad about this or not?
probably not
I smell a racist against white people here.
We need to spread Jason shitting on women's activist groups potentially getting offended by Shrimpman's stories
twitter turning on dani unless its just a late night thing
and if they called all the niggers "bitter dark chocolate" it wouldn't be about race, right?
Jason and Justin are ok with Dani and Shane going up: And Shane going home.
If it's any consolation, she was absolutely going to be America's nom anyway.
>gay
>christian
lol
sound like a faggot
Fuck that faggot
Getting so fucking fed up of this shit
Pc people are making me want to fuckin burn faggots and hang niggers. and im a fucking kike saying this.
Bbott should have been on in the 90s. It might not fucking survive 2016 america
shelby is 5'5
benji the faggot. and not just a normal faggot but one in the ass and one in the mouth all while jerking off two dudes with either hand
#BB17 Fox Fan
@FoxBB17
All these gays bashing Monte would drop to their knees for that man if he said the word. So please quit the hate. #BBOTT
Funny, I just followed that guy. Seems like a total /bb/ro
benji would
whitney is doing shelby face
Morgan is going to be the nom
My $ is on krispy, she's getting my votes.
doubt it but if it happens I'll be genuinely impressed by how badly america can fuck up a season so quickly
not happening
you're way overestimating the power of Black Twitter
You guys are too sensitive to race
i'm voting krispy
>Bbott should have been on in the 90s
It was. It was called Big Brother 1.
not a true student of the game desu
its gonna be krispy shane or danielle
>Being this delusional
What ever helps Jason the most will happen
nah, she's way more popular than Monte and Danielle has gone way down in the rankings.
funny how they blaming every game move alex made on shelby
Scott getting hugs
She's the mastermind
yeah its bizarre
look at the ratings on Jokers
what does this tell you?
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Our girl is at the top
>shrimpman the only one on the other side to congratulate scott
based
that ratings have only been open for 49 minutes
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>you will never be part of the crew that stages the HoH room
>that ratings have only been open for 49 minutes
that's not a fresh screenshot
notice the number of votes
lol shrimpman and shelby saying
yeeeass
Thats true but even so the ratings are even more in favor than that picture implies, they are all on top above justin even, itll even out but its definitely shifting a lot
even if america puts on morgan, our girl is safe for another week
This happens every season. /ourguy/ or /ourgirl/ is always top of Jokers late at night for the first few hours until the cat ladies wake up and ruin it. Bridgette would constantly be #1 from 12-8am but then Natfags and Paulfags would ruin it.
Alex?
shrimpman finished at the very top 4 days in a row
look at the votes pal, that's not an early morning ranking
>Jason speaks dismissively of “ladies” and women's activist groups
vid.me
this
jason was 7th in the jokers and then the jasonfags woke up and put him in 3rd
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>scott was banished by half of the house
>scott was made fun of in the sandpit
>people forced alex to put up scott as replacement
>scott was called a snake and said they lost all trust with him after the eviction of monte
>wins hoh
Consider it Tweeted
HOH time!!!
fucking FINALLY
HERE HE COMES HOH TIME
SCOTT HOH ROOM
HOH ROOM TIME
Comfy hoh chat soon
scott sister name is katrina and shrimpman gave a fistbump for it
scott is too generous
"We can each take a shot"
They gave him liquor? He specifically asked for beer and wine
>Rush
so close to a respectable Bush
danielle feels like complete shit
a bottle of wine
>Will BLACK* Twitter get mad about this or not?
no
THOUGH HIS MIND IS NOT FOR RENT
DON'T WRITE HIM OFF AS ARROGANT
damn scott got his blanket from home
>shrimpman talking about bong rips during HoH
kek
jason pretending that he cares more about scott than everyone else
mad comfy
I think I figured out how I'd communicate to /bb/ that I was an user if I were in the house... I'd just say
JULIE LOOKING FINE
>waaahhh im cleaning
>feel bad for me
scott sharing wine with the whole house
>Shrimpman gets an asthma attack from bong rips
Holy fuck, me too. I'm totally fine with pipes or j's, but bong rips kill my lungs
>Alex and Scott will never have their game blown up and resort to drinking Scott's HOH wine on their last night in the house together
feels bad senpai
krispy whining about being on the block again
based Shrimpman gonna sleep in the havenot room with Morgan
Man, such comfy bantz between Scott and Shrimpman
I really fucking hope they become this season's vic and paul
this time america is putting her there.
>scott gets his hoh room
>jason immediately starts doing dishes and begging for attention
so petty
ahahaha I can't wait to see her mentally break after being saved 1 day and btfo by america the next
muhhhh dickkkk
It's especially shitty since Scott has had multiple talks with Jason about how much he respects him and how he'd like to go far with him in the game
Even though Scott sperged and said he'd never do a F2 with Jason to his face
scott the mistmaster
wining and dining shane before he slits his throat
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shane cant talk
shane making the same deal and threats he did with alex
>1:30am to 1:31am BBT
>Morgan nips erect under the shirt
the girls clearing up the racebaiting with shrimpman
preesh brah
So, which one of the good side will be evicted this week, even tho they won HOH again?
Morgan
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shut your whoremouth
man scott knows how to bullshit
top qt
wew lad
WEW
anyone know a pornstar lookalike?
MUH
DICK
scott happy he got a pineapple
>waifu whisper session in have not room
based
this season has fucking premium girls
>No Krispy kam
Comfy to get to listen to both headphones for once
you jinxed it senpai
>Scott: FeelsGoodMan
Sheeit
Please vote Care Package for Scott
where's whitney at, i miss chipmunkfu
shelby already knows that jason fanbase is protecting him
Best screencap in a while.
She's in heat
>scott: if you girls want to come hang out in the HoH room come on up, i dont know how to use the tv
>alex: i'll come up tomorrow for sure
this format awards popularity rather than strategic acumen and competition prowess. it is complete fucking bullshit. the worst players will make it to the end (the LNC are not throwing HOHs ala Dan; they just suck)
already backed out of sleeping with him tonight, kek
shrimpman in the hoh room with scott
what the fuck
buttkisser supreme.
It's such a shame Monte is gone and did not win this HOH. It would be so fun seeing him brownnosing.
>buttkisser
>was nice to Scott the whole week
fuck of montefag, shrimpman and scott have always been tight. belee that
scott and shrimpman are bros
shrimpman its the kind of friend who never leaves the house
Fucking Scott and Shrimpman chilling in the HOH room. - this is feeling pretty comfy fellas
Bad timeline, but not worst
>cut a deal
why would anyone buy that shit?
especially this season
Scott told him to stay and hang
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will any of the grils sleep w/ scott tonight
>the "Monte staying" timeline had Krispy and Jason in the F2
Shrimpman shoulda stayed and chilled with Scott
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they only kissed his ass for a minute because he won. none of them really like scott they just want to be safe
>krispy offers a blowjob to stay safe
if they just took out americas nom it would be a good season
>shrimpman starts interrupting the game talk in the hoh room
so shady of them
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best waifus.
week 1
krispy evicted
week 2
danielle evicted
would have been a great season
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>they put krispy on the bottom with the hunks
kek what a fucking loaf of a woman
doubt it
god fucking damn it, almost had some good Shripman bantz but production made him think he could only hang out with the light on so he left the room
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