They're not my friends

>literally a nation of niggers
>weak

sandniggers*

"Wow, a rude French person, who'd have thought?"

Africaniggers

>his lack of reaction ruined it for her.
Being autistic hurts the autist, not the bantering woman.

>Imagine if the roles were reversed here. Imagine a male talk show host mocking an overweight female comedian about her weight and humiliating her on TV by saying that he would rather sleep with her two thin, attractive friends instead of her. What do you think would happen to him? At best he would lose his current job, but I suspect he'd probably have trouble ever finding work in show business again. He'd be blacklisted for mocking a woman for her appearance. But because I'm a guy, it's okay for you to degrade me about my physical appearance.

Europe really is a different place. Really makes you think

is this Cred Forums's equivalent of Gassposting?

I laughed, but is the entire joke that he's fat?

>high whores
>milk
This doesn't really fit, then.

*Meant to write >milf

Thank you for pointing that out. Seriously, I'm disappointed that it didn't occur to me because it's an undeniable double standard, only in the standard's defense, physical beauty is much more important to a woman's identity generally than to a man's. This means, of course, that that anti-body shaming proponents would be utterly hypocrites to not attack this frog for her attacking Hill in a way possibly no woman has ever been attacked publicly, (except justifiably Rosie O'Donnel by based Trump when this PC culture wasn't at the level it was today), and they are utter hypocrites.

why is everyone sticking up for jonah hill all of a sudden?

Why does your demonrace continually commit slander? Is it that your daddies called you vile names when they pedoraped you? ... Yes.. It is.

If you're any sort of fan of JH's work and personel life, you'd realize It's actually pretty well known that he has a penchant for mature "high whores", meaning exclusive escorts of an older nature or "milf" if you will.
Just lurk more before thinking about posting on here please, i fucking hate having to explain shit.

I don't see how much I would have to lurk before learning that. It's not like anything is ever posted about him except this same shitty meme.

>Shut the fuck up before I strip you down and fuck you in front of the whole goddamn world you fucking slut. That what you want, huh? To be fucked? Well c'mere, toots.

Jesus, Jonah. A little overboard...

>If you're any sort of fan of JH's work and personel life,
Oh, I didn't really this part too carefully. I'm not.

Okay then, just do some fucking research or something. Jesus Christ, you come up in here and look through my pasta like some high brow food critic tying to find one piece that hasn't got ant basil. Fuck you man, just fuck you.

Anyone have the gun copypasta

I saw Jonah Hill at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Footlongs in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the sandwiches and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each sub and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I just wanted to get the joke, and just thought "milk" and "high whores" were just puns that didn't make sense.

I wasn't going to do research on his life to try to figure out what the pasta might have been referring to.

I hate to be the bearer of bad new user, but unfortunately not every joke is black and white, or even funny for that matter. Haven't you heard of Louie CK?

>Yeah? Well your Subway's here fucking suck

>don't know why everything thinks he got owned by this bitch.
He cancelled his promo tour after this.

But it was funny, and it would have been even funnier if I had gotten the part about about him being into older woman.

9/10

It's becasue, despite being a famous hollywood actor, he's one of us.

Just like us, he's the loser neckbeard who gets no respect. He's fat like all of us here, he's ugly and smelly like us, and he probably cums in his own mouth just like us. And if the French sluts think they can make fun of him, they're making fun of all of us.

That's what this is about.

Homoeccehomo confirmee

MAHAA THE FRENSH WEATHERGIRL

Exactly I think he handle it well but he drop the ball by cancelling further interviews

daring synthesis

>MWAAAAAAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>The french weather girls have always been renowned for their slutiness.
>There is a french slut inspired by that same Subway sandwich eating fat faggot

WE MUST GO FURTHER

"Well, I can make part of that come true"

*leaves*

Congrats, this is probably the worst one so far.

that wasn't even that mean of a joke, why did this cause controversy

also why is there a tranny there

it's 2016

100% not memeing, of any response I've seen posted this one is probably the best other than just laughing it off

I AM RUBBER YOU ARE GLUE

dont worry, no charge for them

>I can make that happen if we split the 40 bucks afterwards.*

heh

He didn't play it off, are you retarded? Just because he doesn't start weeping doesn't mean he "played it off."
What you see there is true defeat. He knew all along he was gonna get shit on, everyone was laughing as soon as she said she had a fantasy about him, and the coup de grâce did nothing to end his suffering. If anything it made it so much worse. You probably just defend him because you like him and that's nice and all but he got his ass handed to him. If you could look into his mind and see how he felt in that moment, he would be showing you images of all the times his fat ass has been ridiculed in public, and I assure you of those there would be many. The woman wasn't even awkward or nervous, different countries just convey humor differently. Just because she doesn't yell like Americans do doesn't make it nervous, and how you come to this assumption truly boggles the mind.

What's the context? He's just a guest on a talkshow and all of a sudden she started to ridicule him in her native tounge? Does he understand french or what?

>He knew all along he was gonna get shit on
In that case, he should have thought of a better comeback.

It's being translated via an earpiece. The delay means there was even less of a chance of him making an adequate response. But even if there wasn't a delay, he wouldn't suddenly wreck her.

Imagine being so offended by one comment by a french weathergirl you stop filming a show,
leave the studio, get into your chauffeur driven car, take it all the way back to the hotel,
get your publicist to cancel all your interviews, cancel all signings and autograph and fan meets,
cancel all appearances with your co-star too, book a ticket back to america, get on the plane the very next day
and leave the country and get back home and go to Subway in LAX and order two 2 footlong meatball marinara subs
and then get driven back home while eating one of the subs to then call up Brad Pitt only to hear him beating his
black and asian children so you put the phone down and finish the rest of the other sub and call Pizza hut instead
who is just listed as The Hut in your cellphone to order a Jonah Special and when your agent calls you wondering
what the fuck happened you tell him all about the french woman who said she'd rather have sex with Leonardo Dicaprio
than you and so you left the entire country and crossed an ocean just to get away from her.

I probably wouldn't have done all that, so it's a little difficult to imagine it.