Movies that make the movie business look easy

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The unfortunate reality of filmmaking is that a lot of hard work goes into films like that. Even if it's just a shitty cashgrab, people are still working hard to make it work. Making bad films is about equally difficult and time consuming as making good films.

Jesus, I thought they went a little overboard when the dog scalped anyone involved in that child prostitution circle.

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>That scene were he has to shoot the crackhead in front of her kids
This movie was seriously depressing man

Thin on plot

Fuck you, you just triggered my Cop Dog PTSD and I killed my dog again.

Close, but no cigar. Not going to lie, but the name does not help.

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All christopher nolan films

Let's face it, dog movies are a license to print money.

I'm not feelin this one

>that scene where cop dog shoots an unarmed black cat
>WOOF WOOF IT WAS DARK, I COULD HAVE SWORN HE HAD A GUN. BARK BARK HE WAS LIKELY A THUG ANYWAY

The social commentary was something else. Prescient movie, to say the least.

>"Leave the kid and get on this fucking chopper, Army Dog or I swear to Christ I'll shoot both you and that fucking haddji in the fucking face!"
>WOOF WOOF WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LIBERATORS

Army Dog was the most brutal portrayal of war I have ever seen.

The budget on these would be a thousand dollars. The returns, in their millions.

this ounds like an interesting premise desu

>Investigate before you donate

Huh

Review of this:

rogerebert.com/reviews/the-dog-lover-2016

>army dog film
>ALL ALONG THE WATCHTOWER

>That scene where Cop Dog's gf is killed because he refused to turn in his corrupt boss
Gets me every time.

>Photoshop 'Cyborg Dog' movie poster
>Make cyborg dog costume using tin foil and motherboards
>Film dog in costume playing fetch and chasing vagrants with your phone/ GoPro
>Create special effects using snapchat filters
>Distribute on iTunes
>who da man bich

You forgot the part where they hire suicidal actors specialized in snuff films.

That kid played young Chev Chelios in Crank 2.

>titled Dollar Store Cashier Wife
>not titled Fuck Off, Ghost

LUCKY FOR YOU

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>that scene where cop dog raids a drug house, finds a prostitute with foam coming out of her mouth and leaves her to die

really strong characterization, but damn

>entire movie shot in one spot of a field without moving
Brilliant from a budgetary perspective but even a good director would have a hard time making that work.

Morgan Fairchild? I love her!

>squint slightly looking at poster
>LANDMINE KEK

What did they mean by this?

>Alicia Witt
i know you're lurking
just tell us why you did this movie

Alicia Witt is a gifted actor and a musical prodigy, she wouldn't waste her time posting on this cesspool of a website

How hard can it be to manage a couple ten thousand extras? It's only a 4 hour movie at that.

Easy money.

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hmm

Why are the boyfus in these movies always so fucking CUTE?

Bryan Singer is known for ghost directing dog kinos.

Fucking D girl

She has literally said she posts on here and /x/ before though you newfriend.

>the safety pin is still in the landmine

I have a lot of free time.

Where

Bryan always gets to his boytoys a couple years too late though, the poor guy.

Because I knew the guy who trained some of the dogs. Definitely not because I used to have a huge crush on Morgan Fairshild. Nope.

/x/ is die

She said it on a podcast back in like 2007 , then like any sane person started denying it because being related to this place is like being related to Hitler.

Rule 1&2

based AW

>it's been 7 months since the last Alicia creepypasta

>it's a Finn gets jalous that Amanda Seyfried acted in a dog movie and he shits in her shoes episode

>it's a Rooney gets mad at Mara for getting the part she wanted and she shits in her shoes episode