Rogue One Trailer #2

Kill yourself, it looks terrible.

95% on RT, who wants to bet?

No, this looks legitimately shit. Like a cosplay convention/fan film shot with a really expensive camera.

Forrest Whittaker even looks like that one autistic black guy at every anime convention who cosplays as Naruto.

No. You are a cynic. Not worth arguing any further because nothing I can say would change your mind

Not sure I'm loving the dialogue, "Rebellions are built on hope" is right up there with "I rebel"

Also, why is Vader on the poster if he's not really in it? What about the old imperial? What about Tarkin?

I like that every person is of a different ethnicity than the last one shown. How diverse.

82% at most. No way this is going to be as good as TFA.

>It's because you have a double digit I.Q. and anything with moving imagery that references something in a movie you have seen before and enjoyed triggers your low intellect dopamine receptors like crazy

ftfy

>cynic
*contrarian

Cynics see things as they are. These fags call something shit without even seeing it first.

>$0.02 has been deposited in your Club Disney reward account

>entire cast of men and one girl
>Cred Forums is offended because one of the men are black and a couple of them are asain

Fucking kids today.
Looks so good, Its going to be one of the best of the lot

Dude, just look at the trailer - Gorgeous imagery, cringe worthy everything else.

I reckon it will pull a Godzilla tier RT. Probably a little higher.

So like high 60's, low 70's.

Maybe even lower if the character interactions and plot plays just as bad in the finished film as in these trailers.

so when will disney make a star wars film that isn't just a retread of the original trilogy?

Hey Cred Forums whats you cringe-count on watching this trailer? I cringed at least 3 times. Dat Felicity acting, 'POW-UH' line, 'SAAVE THE DREAM'. Fuck, actually EVERY line feels so forced.

It just feels horribly forced, especially given the recent shitstorm about no asians in hollywood bluh bluh shit.

>this looks better than TFA ever did.
No it doesn't. You can tell this movie has half the budget.

It's Islamic propaganda. We already covered this in the last thread.

Looks like the marketing interns are here. Guess thread #1 was a little too universally negative for their liking...

>Also, why is Vader on the poster if he's not really in it? What about the old imperial? What about Tarkin?

Vader was in the trailer.

Tarkin's actor has been dead for 20 year, but they will use a CGI face for him to return.

>"SAVE MUH REBELLION! SAVE MUH DREAM."

God most of these lines are forced and cringeworthy.

Yeah, how chauvinistic, it's not like real life where it's an exact 50-50 split among combat pilots

oh

oh wait

as good as in RT score or as good as in as good?

Doesn't look very exciting. Probably one of those movies made by a marketing department to maximize sales, just like TFA.

Why because I like a film trailer and I have been looking forward to this film for a long time?

You deluded little fuckwit. Put down the phone and get back to reality.

Oh that's right, you don't get paid if you get called out...

Shill.

>this is a rebellion
>I rebel
Cringed so hard that had a stroke. May I didn't, but it was really ducking horrible. Actually, the movie is ducking pointless, nobody gives a shot about stolen death star plans

Never. It's risky. Even normies know something about the original trilogy, so it sells good. Noone needs new story, though they are not capable of creating one, and second it may fail. Fail hard. Target audience is normie-shits. Not SW faggots in any way. Deal with it.

Do you actually think this is how viral marketing works? Because it's not. You just seem uneducated

This is why this place is hilarious, you kiddies are so autistic, now run back to lessons

By not really in it, I was referring to the fact that he's certainly not the main antagonist.

Just seems like a weird omission, like, purely marketing motivated.

The bit where Donnie Yen is like "Yeah, you go girl!"

>Rebellions are built on hope!

Somone gif that shit for me. It's hilarious.

Also the black chick at the rebel meeting talking about the Death Star. It was like something out of a BBC diversity quota drama.

Are you telling me that the movie poster might be made for marketing purposes?

>1:30

Yep. This film is fucked.

Should make for some great wallpapers and webm's when the BR rip is out though.

Back to red dit cuck

one of the guys should've said "ANY MEANS NECESSARY" to top it off

>can you feel it, the Force Awakens

won't even be good for that desu

Both, although I know Cred Forums has an unreasonable hatred of TFA

You obviously are one of the kids today.

This. They really really went out of their way to make it diverse.
>That random african lady

>kids and their obvious b8

>iRebel

>Save The Dream

>Make One Man Feel Like Ten

I wonder if I can get my cinema to show the movie with the sound off?

Also, Donnie Yen...Goddamn. Hire a translator and don't pretend like you can understand what the director is saying, because you obviously can't.

>These two posts back-to-back

We're aware that major companies pay you snivelling little fucks to come here and push their products and have been for some time. I hope you parasites both get your pay docked for being so painfully fucking obvious.

Those posts are seconds apart pham

Wish instead of this high-estrogen nonsense we got a "war is hell" Vietnam Star Wars movie. Don't care how generic that idea sounds, Star Wars is generic.

That's the point...

You faggots can't deal with people not agreeing with you.

1. Felicity Jones "acting"
2. POWWWWWER
3. Diversity Quota black chick
4. Donnie Yen's "acting"
5. MUH HOPE
6. Rogue...Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
7. That pilot helmet on Felicity
8. Make One Men Feel Like Ten
9. Save The Dream

I want to count "iRebel" from the first trailer just to make it an even ten, if that's alright?

>lower budget always implies lower quality

What are you, retarded?

>we got a "war is hell" Vietnam Star Wars movie.

Apparently that's what Gareth Edwards wanted to do, but it doesn't fit into the family-friendly Disney brand. They did massive re-shoots to make it more light-hearted and "fun".

looks like a movie made specifically for faggots.
Soundtrack is good though

The funny thing is it's less diverse than the prequels, where are the fucking aliens?

>I want to count "iRebel" from the first trailer just to make it an even ten, if that's alright?

LMAO. Loved that bit.

youtube.com/watch?v=nuwtj0wnVSs

>as good as TFA

>Donnie Yen's "acting"

Say that to my face not online and see what happens

I must be missing your point then. They are shills because they responded so close together?

They should do a rated R Star Wars. It always bugs me in PG-13 movies when someone gets gored in the chest and they say "Oh no!" Or "Nooooo!". Any sane person would scream "Motherfucker!" or "Fuck my nigger shit!"

damn, why I can't I remember this song's name

BRING BACK 1313 AND MAKE IT INTO A MOVIE PLS

>It Ain't Me starts playing

So do you fags shilling on this trailer even like star wars in general? i just dont get the fucking hate....your not even giving reasons...just a bunch of fuck disney, dduuuduudiversity, rebeelllion.

>$0.02 has been deposited into your Lucasfilm reward account

they'll probably cut that from the film from all the backlash keke

At least be fucking real about it, Do you really fucking think I am and all the others saying they like it are being paid or shills?
I mean what dreamworld do you live in? seriously kiddie put down the phone like I said and go out into the real world.
You are in for a shock when your older

>Cred Forums
>liking things more than 10 people have enjoyed

Why is that line forced?

worst lead actress ever

>shilling on this trailer
Hello pot

same company.

There were plenty of aliens in the celebration reel video.

It literally doesnt look good, marginally better than TFA, MAYBE, but even that isnt saying much

>IT'S ROUGE... ROUGE ONE

WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?

Don't you fucking say that about my waifu

I bet she has dry gum syndrome from not being able to close her lips over them big ass teeth

I like how the need for cast diversity has led to an increase of racial stereotypes in movies like these

>asian weapon master who's lines will consist of short and "wise" phrases
>unwashed dirty looking black man who will probably serve as a prophet of some sort
>white inspiring lead who will of course save the rebellion/world/universe

All we need is an indian guy taking a shit in the background of a scene and this movie has reached its quota

delete this Felicity is cute

absolutely awful. Based Vader better kill some rebel scum.

Looks good.

Not a fan of the moving camera though.
Its really annoying how almost all movies do that nowadays.

star wars is shit

I have no doubt that i'm older than you are and i'm entitled to dislike this as much as I want. From my point of view this looks like garbage.

>It was like something out of a BBC diversity quota drama.
Straight outta Hobbit. Probably the same actress too.

I love how they announced the movie with this concept art yet we've seen nothing at all like it in any of the trailers. If your hopes haven't soured the more and more we've learned about this movie you're a toolbag.

Still no Mads ;_;

see

Any actual star wars aliens in this one?

are you retarded?

i rebel

Google Doodle: The Movie

>that green mountain from noah

She's a hag.

if the trailers are anything to go by, lucas is still master and everyone is still playing second fiddle

THE POWAH THAT WE ARE DEALING WITH HERE IS INMESURABLE

As usual, disney employees shills in full force to defend their latest bullshit fanfilm.

>member the death star
>member the x-wings
>member darth VADER

>well we'll had a nearly complete non-white cast to it for ya good cuck nostalgic goy

How long for Jahns reaction?

disney star wars is fan fiction

>reasons
I'll write them in order of noticing in the trailer.
- Poor LINES
- Poor acting
- Poor lines make poor acting EVEN worse
- Looks like generic shit action movie. FYI i have never watched TFA more than 1 time. Because it is as generic as this upcoming shit. It may be interesting to rewatch if you are 12, or a woman, cuz MUCH RESPECT, MUCH FEMALE CAST.
- I bet there will be a lot of plot holes. A lot of things needs to be considered in order to be connected right with episode 3 and 4. But whatever, we will get TFA-like shit. THESE CHARACTERS.... THEY HAVE DEEPER STORY, YOU JUST DONT KNOW YET. RAY HAS REASONS TO BE OVERPOWERED MARY SUE SHIT. INDEED SHE HAS! IT'S NOT JUST VAGINA!

I wanted to watch it because of Donnie Yen, but his scenes look so incredibly retarded.
Why the fuck Disney keeps hiring these Asian martial artists if they have no idea how to use them in a movie.

>>member the death star
>>member the x-wings
>>member darth VADER
Yes. They kinda gave us all of this last year with TFA.

>>this is a 10/10 in bongland

This one looks pretty Star Wars-y to me.

Why does she look like this when she smiles?

THEY DID IT. THEY FINALLY BUILT UNLIMITED POWER

China box office

Yikes. who finds this thing attractive?

can't tell if donnie yen is squinting or just really asian

>look somewhat cute with neutral face
>smile
>you now look 20 years older and disfigured

is this some magic?

Age.
Yeah, shocking.

I bet I could knock her front teeth out just by flicking my finger on them. Looks like they're barely holding on.

''british genes''

it looks a little better than TFA but honestly the shit they use ends up looking more like Star Trek than anything starwars used

Lucas use of slight variation built the feeling of starwars and using macquerrie drawings doesn't mean it will feel starwars since those were only used as inspiration, not the end product that we saw.

>mads channelling valhalla rising
mild hype

I'm not as excited as I was last year for TFA.
But I think this definitely looks cooler than TFA.

There's some cool looking shots in that trailer. I just hope they don't just shove Death Star, Vader, etc. shots in our faces too much.

Is that the bastard child of bane and a wampa?

Don't you get it?! There is no up and down in space! As long as we have this space station, we will have the higher ground forever!

its shit
they should have made the Thrawn trilogy or a movie of Kyle MOTERFUCKING Katarn

Why the fuck does she look like a fucking hamster?

westerners can't even make a movie without having a cut every 10 seconds during fight scenes how can you expect them to use martial artists properly

how will Cred Forums react when this will gross $1 billion dollars and get 90% fresh on rottentomatoes?

Why do we need all of this diversity among humans anyway? Can we have diversity by having a bunch of sick aliens on board instead of having two asians, a scott, two blackies and whatever the fuck else

OMG ITS DARTH VADER XD

China doesn't give a fuck.

Every movie has a death star.

Every one.

Evey Star Wars movie from now will have an ethically diverse cast with a white british woman as the lead character.

WHY IS EVERYONE SO FUCKING BRITISH?

The Phantom Menace does not. And The Empire Strikes Back.

I wish she castrated me with her teeth

Same way we did with TFA, with indifference.

>not a single fucking alien
THAT'S RACISM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

most people in their early thirties don't look that haggard

Many bothans do

What that nigga Goldust doing in Star Wars?

He will probably be the one to kill Donnie Yen

british women are ruining the star wars franchise

Name a disney starwars movie that does not infact have a death star

>palm trees

really?

Humanwashing, user. Get it right.

Yeah. Take me for example. I look much better than I did when I was 20. I'm cuter now.

>oooonce more the Sith will ruuuule the galaxeeyyy... and we shall have peace.

It will be fresh because of plebs but there is no way this will crack 1 billion

it's a new disney alien race

>beautiful mother and grandmother
>their daughter is a xenomorph

or speciesism

If anything Vader is going to be under represented. Don't forget he was only in ANH for 10 minutes, and we are probably going to have less of him than that movie.

I expect one major action scene with him and 2 minor scenes

Being the Big Guy of the Sith Order.

are you stong enough to watch all those reaction videos on youtube on dont cringe when they all start to scream and cry when darh vader appears?

Pretty much.

I'll be 32 in November and I look at least 5 years younger than she does.

MEMBER THE DEATH STAR?

>Jyn Erso
>Jan Ors

why they gotta make their names so similar

She looks good when she doesn't smile. And she looks 50 when she does. It's uncanny.

Also comes with a mask that will kill him if you take it off.

>it's not a story about Rogue Squadron featuring amazing dogfight sequences
it still hurts a little

Why are they being led by this girl? That would never happen...

>tfw everyone's going to start hating your waifu now that she's in Star Wars when she's a qt and a good actress in serious stuff like Theory of Everything

>Poor acting
When will this meme end, it's such an intellectually dishonest phrase especially when you can't pinpoint why it's bad

I am not some fucking cinema critic, but you are dumb af. Or just actual retard. You can feel it, when acting is bad. It makes you cringing so hard. Every single one of them does not belong to their role. The only reason why they are there is to show HOW DIVERSE THE CAST IS! Bravo Disney.

>Rogue
>Rogue one
What did he mean by this?

Empire = Establishment/Globalists
Rebels = Trump

there will be a single dogfight, mark my words
Vader kills some faggot offscreen
ends with fucking 3pO and R2 getting aboard a ship

Obviously I'm talking about "rebellion" cast. Imperial one is fine, i guess. But that Ben Mendelson lines are strange as well. The only one who acts is Mads Mikkelsen, but thats not surprise,

This thread should be on hiro's biography book in the chapter called "the fall of Cred Forums or how i learned to love the reddit"

kek underrated post

We've had Leia and Padme before. I don't see why someone's suspension of disbelief can't handle a female leader in a SW film.

She's perfect

Cred Forums, ever since its creation, has been contrarian and its user base against anything remotely popular.

RT is useful only shitposting and no one respects their scores.
1 billion will probably happen since even the shitty avengers flicks make as much.

OK true, but she was picked up as an outsider. She's not royalty or anything.

>mfw I cried like a bitch with TFA's trailer
>mfw I feel dead inside seeing Rogue One's flat shit and thinking about how hard JJ raped Luke and Han and Lea in the ass with the first installation of Nu Star Wars
Yeah I'm a manchild and embarrassing but at least I learned my lesson

they were not the only fucking lead you numale faggot, it was not as fucking shoehorned as that, and freakin TFA

>Luke, I AM your father
>Fuck my nigger shit mutherfucker!

Do it.

>an elected leader, both from royal family, both are skywalkers.

Maybe because they were filled with some kind of logic? They were fit right into the plot? Not JUST BECAUSE they are females? Both Ray and this new vagina feel extremely forced. As well as Finn in TFA and most of Rogue One cast.

It's not really shoehorned in this one. TFA, I agree.

>having an opinion is being contrarian

Let the Disney machine crush you, goy.

might as well fish for upvotes with this obligatory video youtube.com/watch?v=PN_CP4SuoTU

so when you are going to war you wear makeup ?

>SW animu

pls, no

youtube.com/watch?v=cNx5EW2zAYM
>how long can you last?

>all these American flicks getting BONGED

British master race taking back film.

>Saw preview pic
Too cringy, sorry.

>We've had Leia and Padme before
And? Their only redeeming and popular qualities are that they're hot. Daisy and Haggard Rabbit not so much. Tired of you new Star Wars fans pretending they are respected characters.

Women soldiers on the eastern front were known to do just that, so yes.

Wow she really looks like an ugly version of that one pornstar who got fat that one time

A true qt

they should have switched donnie yen and riz ahmed's characters

You give women too much credit
It really doesn't matter the side they are on. A lot of people are going to root for the empire anyway.
You know damn well if a black guy complained that the only black character in a movie was a villian, you would ridicule him

>Thumbs up if you had goosebumps when Darth Vader appeared. And if you love Darth Vader

Dat cancerous comment section... Goys are so easy to foul.

the only way this movie could be good is if it cold opens to a secret meeting of this loveable bunch of ragtag diverse rebels, darth vader interrupts them in the middle of some cringy sentence about hope and instantly slaughters all of them and end credits right there

>anime

>having opinions

Pleb.

Nice cast

> Daddy issues
> The enemy is the death star
> We must destroy it

Why can't these new Star Wars not keep redoing the plot to A New Hope and Return of the Jedi and make something original?

>He hasn't seen Kurdish cuties slaughtering ISIS in make-up.

Vader wouldn't even bother with a bunch of ragtags

DOCTOR ERSO, I'M EMPIRE.

hamsters are cute, do you think she would take my nuts in her cheeks?

>I didn't see any lightsabers
>maybe they are saving darth vader for his own special trailer

I think it would be better as a TV series

>famale pilot kicking the most ass

UNREALISTIC, REEEEEEEEE

The droid control ship is the surrogate death star.
TESB is pure. Because no Lucas.

>tfw the ending is Vader massacring all of these shitskins and chinks to show the power of Whiteness®

>Goosebumps!! So great to hear the sound of the X-wings shooting again. This is going to be great.

My god, are they paid ???

You don't really spend much time around normies, do you?

The sad thing is Vader's so fucking cool but the general public don't grasp that things are better in moderation so they'd rather just use him constantly until he stops being special and move on to the next thing. Episode III already did massive damage to his coolness.

>mfw

Strong independent woman
Negro wiseman and leader
Another shitty death star story while there's ton of much more interesting content in Star Wars universum

youtube.com/watch?v=zJlgpozN31s

They work for the Supreme Commander, the masked man.

Actually I've stopped a few years ago.

...
VADER?

Why did they park so far away?

Looks beautiful. Cinematography kino?

>right when I saw the first 3 seconds of the trailer
"DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUNNNN"

So let me tell you. I know a few nerdy ones that call themselves SW fans. They are literally wetting themselves about this.

But then this has nothing to do with the character's sex.

Were they primarily terrible characters because they break suspension of disbelief or because of bad writing?

>"They are requesting a call sign..... it's Rogue, Rogue One A Star Wars Story!"

>0:17 "I understand"
JEEZ THAT ACTING... I know she is just a kid but jeez who directed her? The way she says it sounds so fake. I did not sense any "father-love" emotional.

It sounded more like "Yes I understand stranger!".

It's definitely a lot more interesting visually than TFA but it seems just as derivative, if not more.

You forgot to mention their sharp knees.

youtube.com/watch?v=kjw9hzN3lJo

are those space cigarettes on his helmet?

They won't include that in

>DISNEY
they will fuck it up just like they will fuck up Episode 8 and 9 with Rey defeating Snoke and becoming the Princess of the Galaxy.

You know that will happen

442 fa/tv/irgins thumbed down this video xD
Cred Forums BTFO xxD

I wonder if they'll ever make a Star Wars movie without a Death Star in it ever again? Or a white male lead?

George Lucas designed sexy women and cast actresses who fit the part. Keep white knighting though, it'll convince me you aren't a virgin.

GO STARWARS GO!

Its another "my father is working with the enemy but he has a heart of gold and will sacrifice himself later to save everyone" episode

>tfw you live in the age of a new focus group corporate researched star wars movie every year with all the quotas, checkboxes and toy sellers possible and normies slurping it up

big benny mendelsohn will save this

Well they're targeting the American audience, so only 3/10 times do they need a white male; so roughly 1/3rd of the films. We've only had 2 new ones so far.

Whites are only allowed as Nazi Empire members.

The next anthology movie is about Han Solo

OK studman.

I'm sure they can find a way to make him nigger.

Really? This movie feels so forced.

>Le strong female

btw I am all for having Asians on screen (we need more Asians in Hollywood films) BUT it seems strange when the OT had no Asians in the Rebel personnel.

If they wanna introduce Asians into Star Wars, do it in Episode 8 and show them on a different planet.

Sure if your understanding of cinematography is sophomoric as shit

this is what happens when a good director does star wars

like irvin kershner and marquand, may Allah bless their souls

bravo

Is Sheev gonna be in this or not?

Oh yeah that's right - doesn't he have a black wife or something from the comics?

Reminder: we are getting THREE young Han Solo movies and it will have a female character.

>It's true... all of it

and he'll be bangin dat hot booty

>BUT it seems strange when the OT had no Asians
It seems strange when they have to play 'ebic kungfu asians'.

Give them a gun and make them normal for fuck sake. None of this blind ninja samurai autism.

>had no Asians in the Rebel personnel

user...

I mean a female lead alongside young Han

Yes Han has a black wife

The Death Star was brand new and not fully operational in ANH.

Why do the ymake it seem its been around that long in this flick? How many days is this before the actual attack with Luke?

If they're autistic enough to add in a CGI version of a character nobody but wookiepedia fanboys remember (Tarkin), they are most certainly giving us a shot of Sheev.

>we need more Asians in Hollywood films
Kill yourself

Kinda. They aren't actually married. They faked it for a scam

>Is Sheev gonna be in this or not?

First trailer had me more hyped. Still looks better than TFA, but ehh.

He's Mexican, obviously

When is this 'women in action roles' meme going to end?

Reminder

If you pulled that off, would he die?

>Tarkin
Source?

>mfw Mikkelsen only gets 2 minutes of screen time before he gets killed off
Sean Bean was too expensive for this?

>asian is samurai

thank you regressive left for never failing to show that perfect dose of hypocrisy

it looks better than any sci-fi released in the 20 years.

Still more attractive than the xenomorph

I thought I heard someone saying that it ends literally right before A New Hope. Like it ends with them giving the plans to the rebels and Leia as they are chased by the Star Destroyer.

>>past

They were making up for the travesty that was The Last Samurai.

Yo am I the only one who fucking digs the music? Who's the composer for this movie?

>"The POWAH"
Jesus...

because they didn't hire better actors, i guess?

I think it looks really good desu.

It's got a nice nostalgic charm to it.

I was going to say when she doesn't smile, she still looks a lot better than daisey. So we take the good with the bad.

unironically this. worth it for the cinematography alone

>Killed off
>He couldn't even pay attention to a 2 minute trailer
come on

So we never see the Death Star fire? Because it sure as hell looks like its gonna destroy that fucking mudslime town.

This guy is the hammiest fucker alive.

ira bell a cute

Who knows but here's some trivia: they fired the previous composer who was working on this.

makes you think kek

MAJOR SPOILERS, I WORK AT LUCASFILM

He is the designer of the battle station who also makes the critical vulnerabilities so the empire creates a resource sink.

To trade the safety of his daughter he plays along, everyone assumes he is an evil man

Until his death scene, killed by his daughter, where he reveals his true intentions

She is thunderstruck, and crushed

But he must be killed by his daughter so that Vader doesn't realize that he is a traitor and properly shut down the weaknesses of the Death Star

You're welcome

Was Alexandre Desplat but they switched to Michael Giacchino recently

FUCK yeah dude. Cringe army is HERE. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forgot. We DO NOT bully or harass! We cringe. Who cringe here? Anyone else cringe their freakin face out watching this? LOL

Like TFA before it. I could stomach this movie a whole lot easier if we didn't get fucking death stars and xwings last year.

>the most obvious story in the universe

user you dont need to spoil shit

Wonder if Alexandre Desplat made this trailer music or if it's Michael Giacchino.

WOW
I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING
FUCK YOU DISNEY

Prothemeus is prettier.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZA28SMytJxU

KEK, yes, it's as overacted as that redhead nazi speech in tfa. Angry fascist white male is angry.

You're a year late, redditor. This movie has already been spoiled

Stop posting Reddit.

This will be the 8th live-action, theatrically-released star wars movie.

Four of them will have been about destroying death stars or deathstar-like superweapons.

I totally never saw that coming at all user

Shut up and go back to pol get triggered elsewhere

>Token asian guy
>He's a fucking "PEACE ON EARTH" ninja samurai guy

Seriously?

>SO COOL BRO IT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE OLD MOVIES LIKE THIS IS SOME RETRO SHIT AHAH I NEVER SAW THEM EXCEPT ON DVD BUT YOU KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE IT ITS LIKE DARK AND SHIT AND LIKE THE TECH IS OLD AND RUSTED MAN DISNEY IS SO AMAZING

I said it before and this is still my reaction to this movie
youtube.com/watch?v=htS2zKhTXvI

idk... I am just not hyped much about it.

Yes the visual effects look cool and it looks like we will get some great action scenes but I am just this movie just feels a little forced to me.

idk it feels like it wasn't truly made with love and care and was rather more made with Disney screaming "GO SEE THIS NOW IN DECEMBER"

Why haven't you killed yourself yet ? How does it feel to be working for white slavers and lazy sjw cash grabs ?

THRAWN TRILOGY WHEN

looks like dog shit sounds like cat shit

this movie looks fucking terrible

Let Putin nuke us all already.

Calm down Reddit

>had no plans to see this garbage
>see Mads in the trailer
literally the only thing i'm interested in and he probably only has 30 seconds of screen time

Starting to question why I ever liked Star Wars. Probably just the GOAT N64 and Gamecube games if I had to peel the onion to its core.

>main character is a rebel
>father is le evil

So original xDDdd

>Like TFA before it.

I didn't like TFA nor do I think it had any charm, when it comes to the original SW trilogy.

MEMBER STORM TROOPERS?

>you must not avert your eyes, this is what is coming at us. This is what television, this is what a collective anonymous body of majority wants to see

>An African women dressed in native African clothing
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!? This is too far man...

Don't get me wrong I ain't a racist (I love Django Unchained, appreciated 12 years a slave because that black director is a great guy) BUT having an African women wear this in a Star Wars movie?

The more Disney do, the more it differs from the OT and even the Prequels.

It feels like an entire different timeline...

americans don't deserve to exist anymore

please mass suicide

pls

Jesus Christ.

Strip away the Star Wars skins and this just looks like another fucking divergent/hunger games base-level story.

Fuck this movie.

Why has Star Wars suddenly become SJW propaganda?

>sooooo pumped to see BASED MEME ACTOR play generic jaded science dad XD
Just fuck off to /lgbt/

they have no excuse not to now, he's in Rebels he's mainstream now

Probably 10 minutes or so if this is true
He will probably appear now and then in some scenes but you won't see much of him.

Lot of good stuff in the trailer unfortunately overshadowed by Felicity Jones/Jyn's acting and role. Her lines in the trailer were awful, reminds me of Emilia Clarke's acting in the early seasons of GOT.

I'll still see this in theaters, but it sure as hell won;t be because of this Jyn character.

>BASED MEME ACTOR

Mads is a treasure you fucking pleb

No Jyn, YOUR father built the death star

Ebin

i can't wait for all the SJWs to pick this film apart and tell us about how "wrong" it is. NEVER GETS OLD! XD

>Why has Star Wars suddenly become SJW propaganda?

I'm willing to bet that he's going to be a background character in this movie, since it's just mainly focusing on the actual rebel/imperial conflict

the plot is literally "how they got the death star plans" that we didn't see in the original trilogy though

I dare you to articulate why.

George Lucas got conned big time.

Wait people actually hate Mads?

>"Just fuck off to /lgbt/"
>liking actors means you want to fuck them
>"Just fuck off to /lgbt/"
you are the problem you claim to hate

This kills the student flick

youtube.com/watch?v=aF_zSHXQHpg
>So I haven't kept up with the story but how is Vader still alive I thought he died in the old ones.

>Shadows of the Empire and its based freakin symphonic soundtrack are not canon anymore

Well fuck you disney, YOU're not canon

youtu.be/lPi8wyfBYH0

He'll be the kino one won't he?

Whenever I see these over the top reactions to trailers it makes me feel as if we deserve the nuclear winter that Hillary will soon be bringing us.

>I'll still see this in theaters, but it sure as hell won;t be because of this Jyn character.
So why do you want to see it?

For me: the beach scenes and action I suppose and also hoping that Peter Cushing appears as a CGI cameo.

Otherwise I doubt we will see Vader kill anyone in this Disney kid friendly film.

I don't give a fuck. All I see from this trailer is the retarded divergent edgy rebelious girl who is also super stronk.

I have anime for this. I don't need movies about it.

This is a prequel

You fuckers made him sell it.

He couldn't take it anymore with you dickheads complaining about the prequels nonstop so he said "FUCK IT!" and sold it to a company which he knew would fuck it up.

YOU all did this and it is YOU all who are to blame!

Gender swap Luke Skywalker in A New Hope and guess what? That's right, Young Adult numale nonsense.

This junk is still better than the prequels.

My bad I responded without clicking your link

>native African clothing
Holy shit, you're hitting a new level of autism.

I hope you all are happy because now we will never get a white women as attractive as Natalie Portman's Padme was with a revealing belly button (because Lucas knew the fans would like that and he did it in an appropriate way with Padme having to rip off a piece of clothing due to being in battle BUT now we won't ever get stuff like this ever again).

It was the same with the newest one that came out. Everything is rehashed except now we have DUDE REFERENCES AND A FUCKING WOMAN PROTAGONIST SHITLORDS.

This shit isn't progressive - it's lazy.

I fucking hate all this I AM LE NERD XD culture and how shit and generic these movies are and the degenerate bottom feeders eat it up.

I'd rather watch legally blonde 2 than this fucking movie.

that's western religious

'no'

>kike
>white

lmao

she is a semitic arabkin

will be made soap like all the kikekin in our white country soon

>not a single lightsaber in sight
>blind man shoting a machinegun
might be good

That's entierely different user.

Look at this African head piece! It reminds me of that Muslim head bulge fashion that some Muslim women have

>they did this for the specific and express purpose of "pissing off those nasty white men"

>no one actually cared

When are progressives going to realize they are waging a war against literally empty air?

youtube.com/watch?v=NI0oDt7C30I
>so much character development fro ma trailer
>he is soooo evil

This was made right before the prequels too...how the fuck did they go from making this to the god awful prequels?

or this

>people unironically review trailers
Youtube was a mistake

>"AN' KAN WE GIT STHUM GIRLSTH IN HERE?"

Do you think he feels in charge in that scene?

Are you blind and/or mentally deffective?

there is something wrong with you if you don't find her gorgeous.

>she has a bit of Jewish in her
OH WOOP DE DOO!

She is fucking attractive user... way better looking than Daisy or Felicity by miles

maybe you should stop sucking muslim cock for a second

>god awful prequels?
*amazing

youtube.com/watch?v=BYL97AF5Zus
waiting for someone to do this for the new trailer

This makes my blood boil most. You fags can whine about not getting a hot MC human bitch anymore. I'm furious there will never be sexy aliens in Star Wars anymore.

felicity is a goddess compared to a kike arab

Can this become more Disney? Looka like some kind of unification of The Expendables and the latter Pirates of the Caribbean.

It's not only the genders and the races that is diverse nut every character has some kind of stupid gimmick, like on is blind, one has robot legs etc etc.

This shit feels more like Disney wants to earn $ on toys than making a good movie

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*Jew'd big time

I know right that's nothing but fish nets

Yeah I like Star Wars

The original Star Wars that wasn't a platform for diversity agenda shoved into everyone's face.

The first movie alone was all white and thats the Star Wars I want again, fuck this diversity schlock, they're even adding non-whites into the Rebels on Yavin IV, were where they upon Leia's return to the base in ANH, conspicuously absent but lets just ignore that continuity for diversities sake because ensuring diversity trumps all when it comes to films apparently.

>Believing Felicity is more attractive than Portman
Can someone teach this guy how moronic he is.

So you saying THIS is more attractive
Than THIS?
You seriously have to be memeing...

Deathsticks

Lmao, take your fucking pills, schizo.

Amen.

Ugh, look at all those cis white males with their stupid guns I bet they all have tiny dicks I CAN'T EVEN

No. The Mouse has a strict zero tolerance policy when it comes to cigs and smoking. Only r rated movies get a pass iirc.

>your not even giving reasons
forced female lead (when in the original Expanded stories or whatever you wanna call it, it was a man who was responsible), forced diversity I am all for more Asians in movies etc, although a random black women dressed like a native African as you can see here
Is just too much. It doesn't feel like Star Wars.

It feels like "The World of 2016 Planet Earth".

Also the acting isn't that good. the white guy who plays "POWAH"
Is only delivering his lines in a "I'm a very bad evil guy" sort of way.

WHY couldn't we get a Star Wars film where the Empire isn't just shown as 100% evil guys?

No, mr we waz hoodz n shit

...

It alludes to the 'nam war obviously

this movie will be space 'nam

>Is only delivering his lines in a "I'm a very bad evil guy" sort of way.
You forgot white in ''I'm a very bad evil white guy''

W-why not?
explain.

>space nam
>british mary sues and token rainbow cartoon characters
>no gung-ho white men
Totally space nam!

He looked so much better in the Teaser.

>WHY couldn't we get a Star Wars film where the Empire isn't just shown as 100% evil guys?

Because SW is classic fantasy masqueraded as sci-fi. It's like asking why we don't get some decent guys in Mordor.

ROGUE?

Maybe right is when they recruit him, so he looks unkempt and hobo-ish. He then straightens up a bit and becomes left.

>do you feel immeasurable pow-uh?

>"We heard you have some information about the masked man"

Too bad Rouge One isn't classic fantasy masqueraded as sci-fi but Classic fantasy sci-fi masqueraded as SJW propaganda.

>"VADER?"

>"ALRIGHT... EVERYBODY ON BOARD!"

My daughter shes a little rogue one.

>I'm R-G ONE

>"Was getting yourself caught part of the plan?"

Dr Mads, I'm Galactic Empire

>"OF COURSE!" We are to find out what the rebels want with the death star plans"

>"NOTHING! I AM STEALING NOTHING!"

Did he just change clothes after the rain planet but didn't dry off?

>"You got yourself caught! What's the next step of your master plan?"

>"Blowing up this death star... with no survivors"

>Vader having flashbacks of Sheev killing Mace Window

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>WHY couldn't we get a Star Wars film where the Empire isn't just shown as 100% evil guys?

Because the original trilogy is all white Empire fighting all white (mostly) Rebel Alliance to Restore the Republic and that doesn't vibe with the SJW agenda that Disney is pushing so they're going to be an all white Empire with hammy, loud yelling white men (TFA, Rogue One) versus a noble, multiculti Rebellion and that is just soo 2016!

>our callsign is Rouge... Rouge One
dropped. For real though this movie looks like the blandest shit to hit theatres since The Force Awakens.

>"BLA BLA... ALL THAT CHIT CHAT'S GONNA GET YA HURT... I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW YOU MY POWAH"

Reminds me of what happened with George RR Martin the similarities are striking.