Katie Holmes is a stone's throw away from me right now. Tell me wat to do

Katie Holmes is a stone's throw away from me right now. Tell me wat to do.

throw her a stone

At least take a pic with your phone or something.

Otherwise, film yourself shouting "CAN'T BRUISE THE CRUISE" at her.

did she cut herself shaving?

don't act weird, act nonchalant, if she looks your way smile and dont stare.

penis out

She looks like shit, get some fucking taste.

Is that a fucking herpes growing on her lip?

fpbp

Ask her favourite kino

take a photo with her and post it here

Ask her if she loves Pacey

Is Jamie Foxx there too?

probably. My guess is that most of the celebrities in hollywood have the Herps.

Throw a stone.

most people have herpes simplex one

only 1 in 9 show symptoms

Grab her by the poosy

Go up and scream "coalburner" in her face and then run away laughing manically shouting "CAN'T BRUISE THE CRUISE".

Do it.

Not me. I've never been kissed :(

Rolling

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That's some prime momass.

Why can I NEVER be the one to get the joke in first? Every single day dude. Just once I want the glory...