Katie Holmes is a stone's throw away from me right now. Tell me wat to do.
Katie Holmes is a stone's throw away from me right now. Tell me wat to do
throw her a stone
At least take a pic with your phone or something.
Otherwise, film yourself shouting "CAN'T BRUISE THE CRUISE" at her.
did she cut herself shaving?
don't act weird, act nonchalant, if she looks your way smile and dont stare.
penis out
She looks like shit, get some fucking taste.
Is that a fucking herpes growing on her lip?
fpbp
Ask her favourite kino
take a photo with her and post it here
Ask her if she loves Pacey
Is Jamie Foxx there too?
probably. My guess is that most of the celebrities in hollywood have the Herps.
Throw a stone.
most people have herpes simplex one
only 1 in 9 show symptoms
Grab her by the poosy
Go up and scream "coalburner" in her face and then run away laughing manically shouting "CAN'T BRUISE THE CRUISE".
Do it.
Not me. I've never been kissed :(
Rolling
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That's some prime momass.
Why can I NEVER be the one to get the joke in first? Every single day dude. Just once I want the glory...