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Mad Men general?

Kiernan Shipka general?

jesus christ what a cunt

THE KING ORDERED IT

quality post

>dailymail

Probably didn't happen.

one of the most bizarre yet amazing scenes in the series

>Jon Hamm will never haze you

fucking kill me

this thread is medieval

I feel bad for you.

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Was it great, Cred Forums?

I wonder if the folks who worked on the internet and world wide web thought it would be used to dig up shit people did 30 years ago and crucify them for it

god bless humanity

Thanks, got a good laugh out of this one.

Poor Dick. The past is always catching up with him.

26 years ago...

kill yourself

>Years ago
>One sunny afternoon, I think it was during summer break
>In high school
>Walk in town square with classmate
>He's an actual psychopath
>Big, tall and handsome
>Everybody is scared of him and so am I
>I feel kinda bad for him so I hang out with him sometimes
>In return for my friendship he threatens people who try so much as talk to me
>As we're walking down the road in town square some kid rides by on his bike
>My psycho friend opens his backpack
>It's filled with giant rocks
>Think "What the fuck?"
>Too scared to say anything or do anything
>He starts trowing the rocks at people and he hits the kid in the head and he falls over and hits the ground
>At that point two officers come around the corner and start to chase him down
>Just stand there paralyzed for a moment
>Get my shit together
>I move to the kid with the bike to see if he's even alive and call 911
>Get a good look at the kid's face
>Even go to the hospital with him when the ambulance arrives and comfort him
>Live in fear for the next days my psycho friend is gonna hunt me down because I didn't run with him or tried to fight the cops
>Years later
>Sit down on a sunny evening to watch the pilot of Mad Men
>When I see Don Draper, I panic
>Holy shit, he's that psycho.
>mfw Jon Hamm used to be my best "friend"
>mfw Jon Hamm used to throw big rocks at kids
>he's now a celebrated actor

it was odd how sexy her voice was at the age of fucking 16. she has this husky voice that makes me erect.

Goddamn. Thats awful. Some people do dumbshit in their youth and then there is this. I hope most Frats aren't this retarded but something tells me they are and are just more careful.

>Daily Mail
Nope, not true.

Why the fuck are people so shocked at this? Fraternities do this all the time. Same with the locker room talk bs. Christ, my baseball team would do "poppers" during our stretches where one person would pick a girl from our school who he'd like to fuck while we did this butterfly stretch.

Corey Raper detected

In the end, he was a true Mad Man.

Poppers, to dilate your anus for all the other guys to fuck?

NOT GREAT BOB

>MC Hammer

>nobody on Cred Forums joined a fraternity

No wonder you're all virgin nerds.

Yeah. Are you a bigot or something?

>boo hoo I got hazed

Yanks literally cannot handle any banter

N-nah man, just clarification. It's all good

Frats were banned from my campus after repeated hazing "incidents."

>Cred Forums didn't have to do the elephant walk with their friends
I'm not surprised you're all so bitter about life. "Hazing" makes friendships last forever. They're bonding experiences.

Dude, FUCK yankees. Good trips too.

I don't think about you at all.

>tfw schooo didn't have fraternities
>tfw hear all the stories from my friends who went to state schools
>tfw no socials with at sorority girls
>tfw no football game tailgates at the frat house
>tfw no pledges to boss around

You're on Cred Forums so good luck with that one, I'm in one right now though

Fraternity kids were complete faggots who had to use their parent's money to 'buy friends' because they were incapable of making them on their own.

We used to call them 'fraggots' and they were a big joke on my campus. They were constantly getting shit on in bar fights and made fun of by every marginally normal person.

Come to think of it, it's the kind of thing you autistic fa/tv/irgins would totally join.

Ass mad GDI detected. I'm sorry your parents are poor and I fucked the girl in your math class who you fantasized about.

>Beta Beta Beta Fraggot detected
Hey, maybe it was different at your school. At UT, frat guys were a joke. It was a bunch of fat kids in polos that no one wanted to hang out with.

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>join frat
>get fucked by 2 different guys in the first week

>dailymail

His parents died and he was depressed tho

t. loser

Mine wasn't nearly as bad, but it was Canadian.
Ours were 95% drinking and cold and naked related, usually with trivia, often all three combined. The only sort of violent or humiliating thing (besides being naked, but I've always been in good shape so that didn't bother me too much) was getting paddled on the ass, and honestly, women have paddled me harder on the ass since then and I've enjoyed it.

Geeds are the fucking scourge of this earth. Not kidding, every single shit post ever made was created by a geed.

There's no reason to join a frat unless you're a faggot or a rapist. IMAGINE actually paying people to do this shit to you

IMAGINE
>cleaning service
>booze
>finding brothers for life
>chicks
>living in a mansion instead of a dorm room

Yeah, what a shit gig.

im trying.

t. Highschool senior

>an article from over a year ago
Why is this board 90% spam?

his nickname was MC HAMMER and the dude couldn't remember? he got what he deserved.

do you think hamm shouted "HAMMERTIME!" whenever the pledge begged him to stop?

So the war on masculinity is almost over, right? The very last traces of testosterone on pop culture are being erased. Soon there will not be a living male who isn't a huge faggot.

I got brothers for life without ever having to let them beat me up and treat me like shit for a few weeks.

>join frat
>hazing rituals
>one dude gets ordered to eat like 2 fistfuls of salt and chug a bottle of vodka
>apparently the salt crystallized in his brain with the alcohol
>brain death

>ywn have a mean left hook like Lane

NOT GREAT BOB

kek
you can make friends without paying for them if you're not severely autistic

Ours would give us mushrooms and drop us off in the forest with a map.

t. college senior that never has to buy booze or clean his apartment
A few weeks? Try three months.

>three months

I've always wondered what frats were like at real schools with real frats. Sounds like an honest to god kek farm with Hamm. My college was a decent size school but the only frats there were all exclusively tubby little rednecks and the Indians who were starting to infest them and take them over by the time I was graduating.

The parties were awful but their women and sorority girls were super easy to pull because they were all grubby little Billy Bobs and POO IN LOO engineering nerds. I probably would have loved to rush a real one somewhere.

>it's a "Don is seeing dead people again" episode

Pretty great. It's nearly imposssible not to get laid since every weekend there's some sort of party, date function, "crush" (basically another date function with a specific sorority) and we got paired up with a sorority for each football season tailgates.

Pic related is our house at FSU

See, I would have rushed the fuck out of that. I never had shit like that in my university. I never had a problem getting laid nightly being the big swinging dick britbong foreign student, but holy fuck if school didn't have shit parties and zero sense of community and comraderie.

Absolute shit-tier except for when I opened up giant out of the way computer labs for parties when I had a student job as a lab monitor.

>tfw getting your balls sucked by one girl while railing another in the ink and paper storeroom while there's 40 people fucked up in a computer lab right outside the door
>tfw the best days of your life were over 5 years ago now

>free alcohol
You still pay for dues which buys alcohol

T. Frat star

Is that Pike?

Is this the one where that drunk kid killed his GF's twin sister?

try harder.

I pay dues to drink, have an immaculate room, and be able to go to the best parties on campus.

Crying shame.

who was in the wrong here?

>"fraternity"
>not "stockholm syndrome support group"
Keep telling yourself it was worth it buddy.

Literally Chad Thundercock in every way, also 111 as a true alpha.

Lol at unpopular nerds who rushed and were cut from everything but BYX.

>joining a frat
>letting people haze you

Literally one of the most Beta things you can do.

That's not how you align a wheel.

I was Vice President of my frat. I hesitated before I joined but in the end I'm glad I did. Some of the friends I made there will be at my wedding, and I'm sure some will be at my funeral.
Our initiation wasn't anything physical, but it is difficult. It's meant to test you and make you question yourself.

>accuser is "45"

>shows entire head of hair is gray/white, balding, hunched over

Yeah ok

mine apparently used to be bad like 20 years ago,or so I was told, but the SJWs and liberals sissified it.Ii could have just been getting tols legends to make it seem like they were once cool, becuase Any "pranks" or "hazing" was weak as shit
>drink a ton of water
>eat a whole cake
>streak across the house but if you go outside you could get on trouble
>no prank wars between other frats
>anyone feels threatened OR left out can complain and the frat would be fined
honestly dont even join a frat, its not worth it

dubs do not lie

>JUST
That feel when your bully grew to become rich, handsome and successful.

The victim also grew to be rich and successful, though not handsome.

>That feel when your bully is in jail for life for murder

it's called Mad Men not Sane Men

>Go through several beatings and other fucking hazings just so you can be in a group
>"heh, fuckin nerds"

What a fag

>Go to college
>Make friends with fratbros and sororitysluts
>Go to fratbro parties
>Never have to get spanked by a 22 year old in a cloak
>Never have to pay outside of byob
>Never have to devote time to fundraising and recruitment
>Able to not go to whatever stupid party is happening if something cooler is happening in town

Wow so hard

Why does the other guy look like he's 60 years old? He should be in his 40's

>Was anyone here actually in a fraternity?
I'm not a homosexual, so no.

Jon Ham stole his youth and made him age like 20 years, that cruel bastard