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>>Aladdin is now a cockney-accented, street-fighting smartarse
>>The genie is played by Jason Statham
I can already hear the complaints about cultural appropriation.

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I'd watch it.

>live action Disney
>guy Ritchie

Never have I dropped a movie so hard

Quick, cast the Live Action Jasmine

who is this dick-devil of the dunes

it's going to be flopkino

>*rubs the lamp*
>what you want you fuckin' mug?

Tamanna Bhatia

>not picking Priya Rai

Eva Green for Jasmine plz

kek

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>Jafar turns into a giant cobra
>"Looks like we're fucked now, Aladdin, mate"
>"What, like proper fucked?"

how what a hot haabhaiat

>Rocknrolla sequel never
>not cashing in on the popularity of Tom Hardy and Idris Elba

Rocknrolla sucked

Your mother sucks cocks for money and Rock n Rolla is awesome.

Fucking triggered. Go fuck yourself with your dad's mutilated dick.

>Yes, I am the genie, you can make any wish you want, Aladdin
>Are you shitting me? Can I have Jasmine sucking on my dick? HAHAHAHA

I'd watch it.

Idris Elba will be the Genie. We've already decided this.

I know it's a meme but that might actually be true in this case

Fuck off it's a shitty movie. Long Stock and Snatch are way better. Fucking Game of Shadows is better than Rocknarolla.

Snatch is my favorite followed by Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels but RocknRolla is still Ritchie kino. Just look at the chase scene with the wild bunch and the Russian bodyguards.

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>slowpoke.jpg

jeez guys, you are a bunch of slow cunts, keep it up.

>that permajust face
wtf

>best scene
more like "only good scene"

being married to Madonna does that to a man

Cmon man there was a lot of good scenes. Maybe not as much as in his previous movies but it was still entertaining from start to finish.

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I liked the Sherlock Holmes movies and I'm looking forward to King Arthur.

I'd buy it on blu-ray just to trigger poorfag NEETs

mia khalifa

Guy Ritchie looks like someone tried to draw Ed Sheeran's face on a turd.

what a haram harlot

CGM

Thanks Frankie, I hope life after MOTW is treating you well

Gal Galdot obviously

seconded

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>Jafar is played by Vinnie Jones

I'd watch the shit out of it.

I'd watch..

My pick.

i want her

You can't just abbreviate everything because you're lazy and then expect people to know what you're saying.

I assume he was talking about Mock the Week, the acronym sucks though.

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>implyling this wouldn't be K I N O

Absolutely halal

needs a niqab

Odd choice. I didn't expect it.

>Where is my strawberry tart?

When is Crank 3 for fucks sake?