Webm Thread

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This show has/had the biggest gulf between critics and viewers I have ever seen.

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youtube.com/watch?v=rmIgBQ6oSCM

not really webm, but shows the impact of modern movies in todays society

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Contex?

hello?

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The way they made her ride the dragon is so stupid.

If she were a man, it'd look like she was missionarying the back the neck of the dragon

What does he have a hardon?

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;__;

good post

>pls respond

This is the only webm I will never ever open again.

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Man Smallville is so early 2000s.

Like, if someone were to ask "What did 2004 look like?"
That'd be it

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aw man

Does this actually happen to people?

You think that bad....

No.

smile

stay comfy in the clouds kitty

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No idea but its from Vice Principals

it's the food chain, deal with it

The bird one is sadder.
The bird is reacting irrationally.
We don't need to push emotions onto it. It's already behaving as though it has them.

This one is totally logical.
The mother leaves the cub because it would inefficient to care for it.
The cub tries to keep up because the mother is its only chance of survival.
They may as well be robots.

The bird though. It's just aware enough to know what it lost, even though it can't understand why.

if it doesn't happen to you every weekend you don't deserve your internal organs

here is a cute animal video

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yes, frequently, but it's actually not as common as you'd think

Could you post any lewd Nathalie, Hershlag?
Thanks bro.

F I C C

>this is your new stepmom

Fun fact: Cheetahs will go extinct this century because their gene pool is shallower than a puddle.
It was already small before humans fucked shit up.
And now each cheetah is more related than two human siblings.

maybe

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Susan looks a bit like Aunt Diane in that.

They already had a huge bottleneck 10,000 years ago. As long as they can keep a few males from shooting blanks they will be fine.

I will never suck on them

I had such a crush on her in the 90s.
The way she turned out is a dream come true.
There aren't enough sweatingman.jpg

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Been saying this for so long.

Yeah, but small gene pool means they're very vulnerable to disease.
One pathogen could wipe them all out.
Just like a cancer virus is doing to the Tasmanian tiger.

More fun facts: The "black panther" doesn't exist. A black panther is a melanistic leopard. Like the one in the gif

What is that? A scar?

Jesus christ, thats jason bourne

This is true, but they had this issue for 10,000 years, so to claim "they will be gone this century" is a little misleading.

Very true on the black Panther, the other fun thing is that the black panthers in North America are Black Jaguars.

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Also cheetahs skulls are malformed due to imbreeding.

There also a Island in the Atlantic with 250 some odd people, who all come from 11 people.

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Yeah, but now it's been amplified by a lack of wild territory.
They're pushed into smaller and smaller land and put into more contact with each other, if even.
They have few numbers, weak genetics, and require huge territory.
Bad news for their future, especially since China is just ramping up their colonial attitudes in Africa.

That's a Thomson's gazelle. You can tell by the way it is

If ya gonna post Mummy gifs, can you either post Beni or when Rachel Weisz gets out of the water in a nightie?

it's a bruise

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Can you post more Hannibal gifs?

We will see what will happen. Sadly, well minded but poorly informed people are making sure that africans do not see value in their wildlife, which will mean they will disappear more quickly. My 2nd wife lived in africa for years, and it has so much potential but it will be pissed away.

kek

I have a little over 100 made from season 1.

also,

these are Webms

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No one sees value in things that exist nearby.
Especially when there's a cultural inferiority complex.

Was Hannibal foodkino?

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rhetorical question, obviously.

Nothing about Culturally inforiority complex.

It about making ends meet. If animals threaten livestock or crops, and there is not some sort of cash value to them (Most often by big game hunters) Africans are going to shoot the animal, stew it, and not care.

Many African's only evaluate choices based on short term effects.

Best character on the show

Aside from John

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That was the episode that hooked me on the show, I had liked it before but goddamn that particular scene and the ending made my jaw drop.

That was the most fucked up episode for me.
It's probably why the show lost a lot of viewers.
Like shit, it's just the third episode. The first episodic one and you bust that shit out?

Same.
It didn't pull any punches

The ending where he does all that and loses the church anyways? That when I knew that the show was something special.

Not picking Nora, who I would become a Monogamist for.

What's this from? What did he put in the bag?

Hannibal, the bag just has her prescription but that's not what's important, what's important is why she needed it that coincides with his..."interests"

Carrie Coon is wonderful.

he messed with her medicine to put her into a diabetic coma. First season of Hannibal.

>ywn tell her that everything is alright and that she deserves to be happy again

Though to be honest, the biggest emotional moment for the show is
the end of Season 2 when Kevin comes home to see all the people who love him and for a moment he doesn't doubt it at all

fuck I need to give that a rewatch I forgot he was actually messing with their meds

I found the angel episode much more offputting.

Season one of Hannibal

she diabetic, he switched her insulin type so she would pass out, so he could make her into a fungi farm.

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The angels were disturbing, but they were at least dead. Ironically, it was actually pretty tame to the blood eagle that inspired it.

I did like that episode because of how the killer saw Will.

Really I didn't care much for Leftovers except for the Nora/Coon storyline. Even Macdowel spawn couldn't keep me in.

But I suspect everyone may recall my views of the leftovers.

Still, coon being nude made my month when it came out. Ended up with another kid due to that scene.

>most R-rated movies don't have shit this gorey

Fuller really did his homework for this, he actually talked to censorship folk about what was acceptable for TV and how they could push the envelope and it was honestly some of the most basic stuff there is.

Good ol' PA keeping the dream alive.

mirin them gains 2bh

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kek

She hasn't had a hit since those photos came out.

I watched season 1 since I adored Abbygail. then she "dies" and I was upset, then anons told me she wasn't really dead, so watch season 2, when she really dead.

I loved Leftovers through and through.

Season 2 is an exploration of what it means to be a man.
Kevin's whole thing is that he doubts that his family really loves him, and I think every man feels in one degree or another.

Also, Hellboy is great.

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Watch Season 2, it's friggin GOAT, man. That finale. Fuck.
Season 3 is great too, even if the pace is very fast.

Btw it's Abigail

Dr Girlfriend?!

that's her

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the only scene that really made me go "WTF" on it being on TV was this part. Which may very well be not the most gory, but it to me might be the most brutal.

Still, it cracked me up that they blurred out some artwork but this was allowed.

>Good ol' PA keeping the dream alive.
Just happy I was able to harvest food in time. If that didn't happen I wasn't sure how I was going to feed everyone without going on assistance. But now we have plenty and cash to boot.

Did Jackie ever do anything worthwhile after JFK died?
I don't really see what's the arc of this movie is

>that entire film

Thought I misspelled, Seen Season 2, not watched Season 3 yet.

>Also, Hellboy is great.
it really is.

Yeah.
>tits in a Renaissance painting?
>CENSOR IT
>people being killed in the most horrific manner
>no problem

It's amazing that Hannibal aired on the same network as Law and Order.
Bryan Fuller must have made some Faustian bargain for that shit.

Pena still dead.

>She will never have a sticky

;__;

>Just happy I was able to harvest food in time. If that didn't happen I wasn't sure how I was going to feed everyone without going on assistance. But now we have plenty and cash to boot.

Sweet. And yeah that was a pretty brutal kill

>Bryan Fuller must have made some Faustian bargain for that shit.

And all it really took was some lowered lighting, darkened blood and clever camera work to do it, or a sculpture built of corpses? That's fine.

happy birthday

I am not sure NBC has a plan on what type of market they are going for.

Watch Season 3.
It's very good even though you can tell they crammed two seasons of stories into one.

And they recast Mason, which sucked

I was really impressed by Del Toro's interpretation of Hellboy.
Like, the comics are very good, but he takes it on a different path while both acknowledging the source material and improving it.
If only all adaptations could be as good

And since the Hellboy makeup is so thick, I can imagine that Perlman can still perform even if he's 60. Here's hoping to a third movie

>no Marilyn Monroe

some party that is

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Yep, now he doing the new star trek. Might be curious on how it goes.

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>now he doing the new star trek. Might be curious on how it goes.
You can tell he's gotten big britches over the freedom he's had over Hannibal.

He's butting heads with CBS producers over the leads.
We're this close to release and no finalized casting?
Major warning signs.

Fuller wants diverse leads. He wants black gay female captain and CBS is having none of it.

Fuller has other projects to work on, so he doesn't need STD (lol).
The reason why he hasn't dropped it entirely is because Star Trek is his dream job.

I just hope that CBS gives up and he gets what he wants.

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Yep, it could turn into a clusterfuck soon since they are depending on that show to launch their streaming service.

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They've bumped it to Q2 2017
Aren't they still launching their Netflix ripoff this winter?

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No way that's natty

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Best Science fiction in years.

Not been following it, but launching without a big name might hurt the launch.

sexy

It's DOA already.
CBS is delusional if they think they can have their own independent streaming service that costs more than Netflix.

They should partner with one that exists and advertise hard for it.
Netflix or Amazon.
One of the two.

Having all of Star Trek and Law and Order one on streaming site is a big boon.
Not enough to stand on its own, but enough to make another one very enticing.

Dumb ass 60 year old execs who think that "Netflix" is like another channel on TV

How good are the Fargo series?

>Are they on one of the streaming services?

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Britfag detected.

But they're both good.
S2 is better, imo, but they're both great.

They never try to satisfy the lowest common denominator, so even if you don't like them you have to respect them.

i loved both seasons, very engaging stories and some top tier acting to boot.

Kirsten Dunst really impressed me in S2 especially.

No clue if they're on Netflix or the like, dodge them detector vans if you can

agreed. If you want to do a new "Channel" they need to do what showtime did with Amazon. Focus on content creation and lets amazon do the backend and collect the money.

Dunst was really good.
She can really sell that dead inside/crazy look
Did she win that Emmy?
She deserves it.

hahah, no this is PA.

Just think of TV shows that change cast each season as series on there own right, and not "seasons" like most shows. But I guess that why you thought I was a Brit.

And Dunst has always looked wonderful.

Will check netflix and amazon prime. Otherwise....arr.

>Did she win that Emmy?

No, fucking Lady Gaga did, I was salty as fuck, most of Cred Forums was.

>insert leo reaction face when gaga wins.

That's stupid as fuck.
All Gaga did was get ploughed in her jiggly ass.

Dunst torturing Dodd was great. Not to mention her scene at the end with Patrick Wilson

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That bit was very funny, but a little too on the nose.

Tight bod. Too bad she's plain faced.

I loved Campbell's brief stint as Reagan, he gives a pretty good interview on how he prepped for it. Man in another life he could've been an A-lister but seeing how down to earth and charismatic he is, it's no biggie

hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/fargo-bruce-campbell-ronald-reagan-838622

It's not. The trapezius gives it away.

Man I have to watch Ash vs the Evil Dead
All these Webms make it look funny as fuck

>Patrick Wilson
Your face when you find out Patrick Wilson is worth more then 200 million dollars, and gets 10 million a year from singing.

It is, so far S2 is a big step up from 1, not that 1 was bad but it had a couple of weak episode but oh man those last 3 episodes were crazy.

>gets 10 million a year from singing.
What the fuck?

Frankenstein was by far the best part of the series.
He really deserved his own show.

Eva was charming as usual, but her plotlines were pretty shit.

I always admire guys like him and Arnold that go outside of acting to earn their dosh, Arnold actually was some kind of real estate genius.

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You ever notice that a lot of pretty women have major overbites?

is that Gavin Orsay?

>mfw my webm keeps getting reposted

>mfw i still never finished the rest of that scene

I will some day.

Also, I got some nice rare Hendricks and Daddario mkv/avis from their original source, not youtube quality.

Gonna convert that shit this weekend.

Would that really count as "major" for her? 'Sides as long as she doesn't have an overbite downstairs, it's A-ok

is that a webm of Hannibal's and Will's jizz intermingling in some water?

He did years of stage work in Musicals. Thus every time someone buys a Miss Saigon, Phantom Of the Opera, Oklahoma, The Full Monty and a couple other muscal Cds he gets a dollar, and every download he gets 10 cents, and every radio play he gets 7 cents or something.

youtube.com/watch?v=8kyTxjKFsMI

He was the go to broadway singer for about 10 years before they started paying him 10 million dollars a movie.

Why yes, one of the Mcpoyle boys.

Its softens the chin, but still means they have a good chin.

Saw you said hello a few days ago after I went to bed. PA says hello.

Posts like this make me miss those days of homolust when Hannibal was airing, remember those crazy Korean commercials?

It wasn't homolust.
It was platonic-lust

I see, I see

but consider the following:

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I hope that QT bandit shows up in later episodes

I believe she does, I love that her name is Armistice

>you will never be this happy

I wonder if it's the vibrations of the water hitting the glass reverberating through the floor causing it to do that.

Probably something simpler.

The bad things with webms is you see bad editing.

>Like how the gun changes between a 1887 and a 1873 here
and the same couple walks by twice in attached

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She listed as being in all remaining episodes.

>I wonder if it's the vibrations of the water hitting the glass reverberating through the floor causing it to do that.
I'm guessing it's one of two things.
It's either the sound of water in the cup making a sound that it likes or the sound of water itself that it likes.
I've seen parrots dance to the sound of cups being struck with spoons. Maybe the highpitched sound of cups being vibrated (either by spoon, water, or other) is interesting to them.
Or maybe just the sound of falling water is enough to get them to dance.

Parrots are emotional and expressive little assholes. So it could be anything

Nice loop

>Deutschland
>she's being refugee'd as we speak
Feels bad man

what's she doing

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My first guess would be the sound of water reminds them of the sound of rain. But I am not sure.

They are very personable and they live forever. As in you might need to put in the will who will take care of them in some types.

>Parrots are emotional and expressive little assholes. So it could be anything

I'll chalk it up to plain ol' love

N-no, they'll be fine, the Fatherland prevails!

Might be scrubbing something.

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Please don't say that. She my obscure sportfu. Dont make me hero.

Is this Wes Anderson's only moment of true kino?

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>those boobs are forever tainted by Sharknado

Why do the best girls get the SHITTIEST agents? Antje Traue, Rachel Nichols what the fuck man.

>fuck you, flatscan.

Yep.
totally yep.

He never progressed pass this. But that one scene made the movie watchable.

She's really kind to bring milk to those starving children

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>YFW Ryan, Antje Traue, Rachel Nichols have the same agent.

>okay guys in this scene something happens
>what happens?
>:^)

To be honest, Royal Tennenbaums is by far his best movie.
While that scene is greatest part of it, it has other good scenes.
Ben Stiller going "I've had a rough year, dad" at the end is great.

Anderson has never managed to have as much heart in a movie as that one.
Second place goes to Budapest Hotel and then Life Aquatic

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Yea, Royal Tannenbaums really has some moments.

it really was a brilliant moment of directing.

Henry Caville is underrated in this movie.
He's genuinely charming

might as well post this one too.

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I loved the new takes on Solo and Illya, and yeah him as a a debonair master thief turned spy fit him perfectly.

>Saw you said hello a few days ago after I went to bed. PA says hello.
Hey man. Wasn't actually me posting the Adriana webm this time, some other user seems to like it. I'm late to the party today.

>tfw no new Rachel material to webm
There's this shitty romcom she did that I've downloaded but I doubt it will be much good. Inside (the pregnant chick horror movie) premiered the other day, guess I'll have to watch that sometime.

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Jack is godlike, aslo I loved Elizabeth Banks in 30 rock

>tfw you can't look at her without thinking of Marilyn Manson sticking his flabby beluga whale cock into her rosy ass
Really making it hard to watch the show fampais

God Bless Maine.

I am going to do Season 1 of bloodline next I think, along with Westworld webms.

Yep, Baldwin was GOAT

30 Rock has the best guest stars of any show, hands down

>You will never have MT as a Russian peasant wife in the Tigra
Didn't know she was involved with Manson. Thankfully I am a fan of the outlaw blonde instead.

where the fuck do you think your steak come from, faggot. a panther hunted it for you, have some fucking respect

>I am going to do Season 1 of bloodline next I think, along with Westworld webms.

Currently working on K-pop fancams at the moment. Kind of timewasting but they're so hot. Only problem is it triggers some of the fags in the /wsg/ K-pop thread because they have this retarded virgin/whore mindset and flip out when you post something sexy.

>want steak
>get sloth
>try not to cry
>cry a lot

only if you hang out with drunken sluts

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hot

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And now I never want to speak again

underrated gem senpai.

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Absolute nightmare

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first thing I saw too.

REPORTED DONT OPEN IT

I had been at least partially spoiled on that movie yet still ended up liking it alot.

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She looks like a better version of Chloe Grace

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that entire movie is pretty much Devil May Cry 3 in Gunslinger style

is that based Mark Antony (James Purefoy) at the end?

Yes
That film has a stellar cast

As a kid, this was the most terrifying movie

women in hot pink is an instaboner for me.

How bad was Xmen?

She has such a slavic face.

it is chockful of nightmare fuel from beginning to end, not even gore but these very despicable acts committed by the witches against children and the parents who'd never see them again

fucking kid gets stuck in a painting in her parents' house and grows old and dies in it.

but in a good way, yes? That and her gossamer hair make me happy in my pants

Of course it is a good thing, I have a polish wife, thus the random Polish names in some of my webms.

>normalizing pedophilia
THE SLIPPERY SLOPE ISNT REAL GUYS
seriously, fuck those kikes

What always gets me is what people call Pedophilia. I married a 16 year old, we are still together, she was at her full height and developed, and some people would still call me a pedo.

fuck off

if she bleeds, she breeds. anything before that is pedophilia