The Apprentice - Game Thread #2

>Jessica

Stick to dancing on top of fat blokes on their stags you stupid northern slag

Rolling for winning team treat

0. Drinks at a bar
1. Spa day
2. Infinity pool at top hotel
3. Theme park
4. Wine tasting
5. Gourmet street food
6. Hot air balloon over London
7. Track day driving experience
8. Stunt plane experience
9. Fancy afternoon tea

That foreign one keeps sticking her oar in, Alan's not going to like that

They should have chased the weeb market

I can definitely see two people going, if not three.

They had to licence Shake It Off, they're getting a glass of wine in the London Eye

>Sugar's face
>"two come along at the same time"

Lord Sugar doesn't get subtle advertising

>you wait ages for a terrible bus stop advert and two come along at once

BTFO
T
F
O

Nah it'll be something like "day out in the BBC offices"

Claude giving facial expressions that show discontent to sugar

t b h I find the idea of a stripper with a Norn accent super arousing

I like accents

HOLY SHIT

EVERYBODY LOSES

jessica is such a qt

love her

NEED HER

>Jeanius'

ITS HAPPENING

I actually think the lads packaging is alright.

RETARDS BTFO

spa day

> Everyone loses

BASED
A
S
E
D

At least they didn't actually call it "emojeans"

Wew

EVERYBODY'S GETTING FIRED

she has that hanging general north west accent that really grates. Believe you me i live in Manchester and its the worst accent on a bird.

DAT CYLINDRICAL JEANS PACKAGE

>basically, I did the model's hair

LOOOOOOOL

Who the fuck is this scottish woman, where the fuck has she come from?

>demented dimwits

Not your best Alan.

>They had to licence Shake It Off, they're getting a glass of wine in the London Eye

OH SHIT

IF EVERYBODY LOSES THEN NOBODY GETS A PRIZE

SO THIS IS HOW SUGGS GOT SO FUCKING RICH

Any pics of Alana's fat tits?

>cleaning and hairdressing

O U C H
U
C
H

no need to bring out the weaponry like that at this early stage

Based Karen

Lord Sugar is not looking for a cleaner or a hairdresser, he is looking for a TV advert director.

wait

are they not having a treat?

What the fuck was that gag Alan
>demented dimwits
Did someone write that beforehand? And they approved it?

Hope 3 get bin
Jap
Blackie
And puff

both teams lost

BBC ACCOUNTS DEPARTMENT CELEBRATING

>it's a producers wanted an to breath some life into an increasingly tired format, and this is the best thing they could come up with episode.

THE POWER OF THE UNI-BROW

>tfw everyone is fired in the second week except the builder

What did Carsick actually contribute to the task?

BBC don't have to pay licencing I thought.

Nope, gotta save money because nobody pays their TV Licence

Fuck sake I spent about 4 minute writing out my post about treats

no. cutbacks tbqh i mean last week was just them going dancing

eccie jaw and big K are going

save this interview

Now the back stabbing begins...

BLOODBATH IN THE BOARD ROOM COMING UP

They should all be forced to wear their jeans for the rest of the series.

Balls

This Paki is surely going

He's a fucking dickhead and not in a likeable way. In a dickhead way.

Jessica is fucking insane for real

totally out of control, get back to grinding on faceless old men you thick slag

>Jessica is in marketing

wew lass

Why wouldn't they? They're publically funded but they're still a company that needs to pay royaltie and licencing

This Northerner is garish. Fuck her off Alan.

Can see 2 sacking no doubt

paki, jap, northern slag, that woman that did the make up and maybe the girl that did the branding need to go

mukai
dylan
karthik

jessica
qt blonde with big face
fat girl who did makeup

>black bloke still hasn't spoke

why isn't he getting shit for it?

Holy fuck she's literally mental

>karthik

FUCK YOU

I know we say this every year but is this the worst group of candidates ever

BULLSHIT DARLIN

>tfw scotland gets embarrassed again

>I have never experienced anything like that in business

I've been upper-middle-management at 3 reasonably large limited finance companies and I experience it all the time

You said in your greentext.

Why don't women succeed at business lads?

>big k
GET THE FUCK OUT

Men keep oppressing them

definitely 3

JD is gonna glass that jap cunt.

i like him too buy mukai doesn't

jessica is a sociopath

Want to put my tongue up alana's arse, TBQHWY

Get a load of you tosser

I want to ram my dick down this Scottish girl's throat tbqh

>qt blonde with big face

no!

>Karthik in the boardroom
Watch him Paki Jim his way out of it every week.

More than one is getting fired, right?

Definetly a man going. Any excuse to try and not get rid of too many women at the start.

>silent Black guy survived
Playing the long game

Mukai's been pretty smart bringing in Karthik- the only one everyone hates more than him- and someone he didn't work with for most the task and thus doesn't know how shit he was, might stand a chance of staying

rolling

1-3 one person gets fired

4-6 two people get fired

7-9 three people get fired

0 and karthick headbutts alan

> Fuck ugly jock with fish lips and ugly smirk all the time

Get rid, fucking munter

I bet it's a bit hairy, maybe a stubble

Oooh baby

Alans inner jew will get rid

Why is this JD guy back anyway? He wasn't that bad compared to some.

DESIGNATED

Roisin-tier

Why didn't the just make the bus shelters ads relective as if the customer was wearing them

Fucking easy

Also Paki to go

>make a bunch of retards your contestants
>They're all shit
>Be surprised that theyre all shit

Alan you mong what did you expect?

Yeah, like that.

he saved the pitch and therefore the asian twat felt threatened

the bender should've been in

Inb4 both PM's get annihilated.

youtube.com/watch?v=3ss-59fi4nM

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Anyone know if Jessia has Twitter or Instagram?

Alana looks like this chick I banged in Uni who went on and on about being a dyke until you got a few drinks in her.

>Sorry, sir
>sir

Paki out

This guy is literally everything I hate about Indians. I get on with some Indians but this guy is everything bad about them.

yeah

This, Alan looked pissed

>this wheedling fucking paki

absolutely enraging

>This paki

Fuck off you snakey cunt

ie every dyke ever

>no ... no I've heard enough now you curry nigger ... you're fired

Screencap this post.

Aleksandra King
38
/aleksandrabking

Trishna Thakrar
28
/trishspurs

Sofiane Khelfa
32
/sofiane_khelfa

Samuel Boateng
27
/samuelpboateng

Rebecca Jeffery
31
/_rebeccajeffery

Paul Sullivan
38
/Modedaweb

Oliver Nohl-Oser
33
/olivernohloser

Natalie Hughes
30
Someone else find her twitter

Mukai Noiri
35
Same for this guy

Michelle Niziol
35
/MichelleNiziol

Karthik Nagesan
33
/Karthik_Nagesan

Jessica Cunningham
29
/TheProdigalFox

JD O'Brien
37
Someone find his twitter

Grainne McCoy
31
/grainnemccoy_

Frances Bishop
25
Twitter needed

Dillon St Paul
37
/DillonStPaul

Courtney Wood
29
/courters_wood

Alana Spencer
24
/Alana_Spencer

Based jd and Special K will survive

he is 100% paki, disgusting rodent

haha paki! jock!! haha i hate women!! look at me, so edgy!! XD

>people unironically watch this kike tell goys they are "fired" and consider it entertainment

lmao, oh how the mighty have fallen.

stay cucked goys

It's not exactly subtle. If he doesn't go this week he'll be gone next week as literally everybody seems to rightfully hate him.

FFS, i've been commenting in the old thread.

I'd have brought back Dillon, he was way too slow

wew

>Jessica Cunningham
> TheProdigalFox

wew lad

>day 2 i came back stronger

but you lost the task

>I was in a grump

t. rasheeda from govan

Yeah, plus he seemed like someone who'd be more of a wimp in the boardroom

Fuck off ameri/pol/
Brit/pol/ for life.

God this Scottish cunt on the end is a fucking munter

I disavow Natalie.

Fuck off, love.

Just fire Natalie, her face and voice are ugly as fuck

I SWEAR TO GOD if he dares to fire Alana I will never watch this show again

did jessica just pick the 2 fattest girls to bring hoping that looks win

And his logo design is a rectangle

Based K is exactly like Alan reminices he was in his early days - boisterous, irreverant and a bit of a scam artist.

He probably loves him

That scottish cow looks like she's just stumbled in from a hen do, got such a weird face

>Women

EVERY TIME

STOP SPEAKING

JUST STOP FUCKING SPEAKING

OH GOD WHY DID I HAVE TO BE BORN SCOTTISH

>Designing the design

What? LITERALLY what?

GET NATALIE
UGGOS OUT

I'm british you utter cunt, and Cred Forums is for degenerates like yourself.

I think I saw this Scottish chick on Studio 66 Cougars once

Defo a bit of botox in those lips

>I know but I WANT IT MORE

Jesus christ she's literally mental

>I want it, therefore you should give it to me

every time

Looool Jessica literally has a white kid and a black kid godamn

och aye hoots man

>are you ready to talk
>yes Lord Sugar
>........................this is so embarrasing

Oh god

changed my mind about alana

she's blown it

#TEAMNATALIE

CHOKE

>i flustered dillian so its his fault

this fucking paki

NO DON'T FIRE ALANA, ALAN YOU ABSOLUTE CUNT!

link

>squats lightweight on a fucking smith machine
DROPPED

>GIRL CRYING
>I WON'T FOLD LIKE A DECK OF CARDS
>BUT I WANT IT MORE

fuckkking hell

RIP Alana

Nice little moment there between Alana and Jessica

And then that fucking gallowglass comes and pushes the knife in

FUCK SCOTLAND

>uses terms like kike,degenerate and goy.
>not Cred Forums
Okay senpai nice bait

QTS CONFIRMED SAFE
NATALIE OUT

Jesus christ this arsey Scot

Also everything is embarrassing

>#
>TEAM
you have to die

Is that Gordon Ramsay in the background?

>I can't put up with loose cannons
>yes but...
I SAID I CAN'T PUT U[ WITH LOOSE CANNONS
>yes but...

SHUT THEFUCK OP KARTHICK

How did Alana survive this?

>Natalie GONE

Alana has such pretty blue eyes

They've got to get rid of more than one person here.

MUNTER GONE.
JUSTICE.

HAHAHAHHAH
HAS. ANYONE RAN OUT A DOOR AS FAST

Please get rid of this cunty paki

SCOT CUNT GONE THANK CHRIST

One more uggo gone, thank you based god

YES!!!

BASED FUCKING KARTHIK SURVIVES

Waifu willpower

>You're fired
>thank you lord sugar

...

Are those 10kg plates?

Fucking Smh, no wonder she's got pencil legs.

Wait, so no firing on the lad side? Someone should have gone for that travesty

>BBC show
>scottish contestant gets booted out in 2nd week

quelle surprise

>jap survived
FUCKOFF

>1 sacking
>no treat

ahh yes great episode

ONLY QTS REMAIN

>bring both teams back
>only fire one person

Literally couldn't afford a reward this week

How the mighty have fallen

>girls not talking to each other
lel

Karthik with the quote from Rocky Balboa

You bottled it, Sugar you prick.

Fuck off Karthick you cunt.

Jesus christ what

What a damp squib of an ending

Everyone knew she was getting fired the moment she said 'I did the model's hair...'

Proof it's hers?

>sweets episode
BASED

Shit episode to be honest

only one that actually shouldnt have been fired was JD

THIS PAKI

IF HE DOESN'T GET FIRED HE'S GOING TO GET FUCKING STABBED

They're keeping special k for entertainment value. It'd be like firing Stuart Baggs (peace be upon him) early on, it'd just ruin the series

ALANA GONE NEXT WEEK CONFIRMED

;;;_____;;;;;

She's got 3 daughters so that isn't hers.

>only 1
what a disgrace, the other 2 women and the nip needed booted

>mixed teams

Noice, can't wait for the men to embarrass themselves trying to be the alpha

>black guy still won't speak next week
The mystery grows

>can't fire JD because he did his fucking job

>can't fire the Paki or the Jap on BBC because diversity

That was shit, what's the point of bringing back two teams if you'll only fire one person. Karthik should've gone

It's not diversity you fag. It's good tv. Would you watch without big k?

so there was no winning team?

why is fionna bruce such a qt?

>smith
>20kg
>trainers
>awful stance
literally the only way that could be worse is if she was using a pussy pad

Nope, BBC austerity in action

what's the name of the shitskin looking one with the nice eyes. Would create disgusting mudblood children with 2bh.

>Question Time at 10.45

Can Thursdays get any more based?

When is TMO starting again as well, my Saturdays need meaning.

January

>Tmo
It's always January

To be fair this is the only season I can remember without some loud black woman

This is now a Hunted thread

>Question Time at 10.45
>Can Thursdays get any more based?

well..
>alex salmond on it this week

maybe if sturgeon was on

this. idk why there aren't threads about it like last year

Who, who and who?

>Rhod acting like he know who these people are

>January

reeeeeeeee, for fucks sake.

She looks like a dirty slag

>Can Thursdays get any more based?

Yep, because ARE NEIL is on afterwards

If I'm honest, it's kind of hard for the candidates to actually do anything that looks impressive at these early stages. The teams are ridiculously large and full of deadwood, and any genuine quality has to put up with the fucktards as they try and complete something that an actual business would take months over.

the black guys are definitely getting caught

Fucking hell, the absolute state of Grace Dent.

The x files is on spike if your into that fucking love it

Grace Dent is always on this sort of shite. She's MILFy in the right light.

Yep. I feel like the grey man is the only one who's going to survive

Such a shit, staged show.

So we off to /brit/ or brit/pol/?

I'm thinking the latter for Question Time.

like pretty much everything else. it's still entertaining
>tfw no ricky

/britfeel/ untermensch

Are you kidding? I'm in a good mood right now. My depression was last week. I think I might be bipolar.

BASED KHARTIK THE GOAT

Cred Forums always. Cred Forums is fucking awful, and that's saying something when you're going to Cred Forums above it.

Nah /brit/ is fucking comfy sometimes. You can talk about anything, I like to try to keep my posts in Brit/pol/ political.

Sick of this yank cunt election shitposting in our threads sometimes though.

Why are all Indians like this?

Inflated ego due to the caste system.

>Nah /brit/ is fucking comfy sometimes. You can talk about anything,

I think that's my problem the place, it's just a soundboard for peoples inane thoughts.

>just had some bovril and monster munch lads haha

Then I imagine that person desperately sitting there for the next 10 minutes hoping to get a couple of responses.

>I think that's my problem the place, it's just a soundboard for peoples inane thoughts.

I think you just don't get it then. It's an advanced level of ironic posting, to the point where it's literally genius.

Also it helps when I get depressed as I can vent somewhere