So what is Cred Forums going as for Halloween?

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*unzips dick*

Donald J. Trump

Ken Bone

>what are you suppose to be user?
uhh.. bernie.. it's a mov
>oh bernie sanders! I love bernie! i hope he wins!
no uh... not that..
>you don't really look like him user, he has white hair and is really old
hahah.. yeah i guess i didn't do a very good job..

Masked Mercenary

I'm going door to door to plow some moms while their sperg sons are outside grabbing their belts and snickering "4 u" and "big guy"

I'm black BTW, so I'll go as Robert.

Aye.

bane

think im big enough now

I'm gonna go as sheev desu

Myself while I sit at home alone and shitpost while all the normies are out having fun.

>going as anything that isn't Halloween or horror related
This is why I've hated for the past 20 years. Just full of pop culture references, whatever is popular, and whores.

LOOK AT DIS DOOD

You sound like a fun guy, pop culture references are far more fun that sexy cat #6752738

arseface?

I was Carl from ATHF last year, sandals, wife beater, sweatpants, gold chain, shaved to a bald head and moustache. I set the bar too high for myself.

Ken bone has a red sweater you retard

This is now a ken bone thread

Harley Quinn :3

Wilfred on Friday and Freddy K on Saturday. By Freddy i just mean I'm wearing the sweater. I'm don't have a mask or blades or anything, I'm not a weirdo

No one. It's pagan holiday and no one celebrate it here.

Gonna be out of the country for work, so I guess I'm dressing up as a consultant.

CIA's hands?

Me too user except I'm Carl every day.

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CIA is a big guy

I'm going as a box of Franzia and my gf is a red solo cup

t. Gigantic Normal fag

UUUU

For Bane.

I'm going as a great big fat woman as I use my hose on the woman in my basement.

i estimate a total of 6 blowjobs by the end of the night.

You look more like Rich Evans than Buffalo Bill

Boy, those men are gonna be so lucky.

I estimate no one actually knows who the fuck you went as Snake.

From men of course.

fell right into the trap, now lemme see those dicks.

Who?

That is a completely unrealistic representation on what a beautiful sacred vagina looks like.

genitalsanxiety.tumblr.com

Tell me about the manlet. Why does he wear the mask?

>haha user, what's with all the latex? Your some kind of gay singer? Oh wait, is it someone from matrix you're dressed as?

I'd love to do this, but I'm afraid no one would get it.

Marty and my gf as Jennifer from BTTF.

>So user you're a pirate with a machine gun?

Normies don't watch retro kino user.

Same every year, it always wins at least a few comments. It is a simple but well classed costume.

Which Jennifer? 1,2 or 3?

Slutty Kylo Ren

fuck you man, i've been making this costume for 2 months already.

Have her be Marty's mom and role play the almost sex scene from 1 as you fuck her brains out and cry into her busom until you sleep.

1 with the outfit from the last scene.
Claudia Wells playing Jennifer was perfection.

Dunno user, if I want her to dress like Marty's mom I'm going to need to lie to her and say she is just using a different outfit of Jennifer.

Going as genericwhitemale

you do not have charisma to pull this off, and would need a sick theme music buddy every time you enter the room to put tunes on

M-dude from Whomp!

One year I hollowed out an old CRT TV so I could put my head in it, then just cut a smily face in the front so I could see out

Super shitty to wear but people loved it

I made a custom black shirt that says "Penis Inspector" in white font on it.

Im just gonna wear that with some basketball shorts

What?! No way

Has she watched the movie? It wouldn't be that hard to do if so.

Marty's mom's actress was in a pretty kino episode of Tales From The Crypt.

I don't think I want this candy!

take 1 guess

A faggot?

LAbeast?

can anyone tell me where i can get this shirt?

10/10

Made me laugh.

Nah, she just knows Jennifer is the gf of marty in BTTF. Like any girl this days she pretends to like le nerd stuff. Maybe I could pull that off, but I think I would prefer to imagine that I'm fucking Claudia Wells than Lorraine.
Bane

a perfect mirror costume

how did you pull it off

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>Doesn't want to role play Marty fucking his mother

What are ya a fucking normie? I bet you watch normal porn like prolapse and urolagnia ya normie scum.

>I love bernie! i hope he wins!

I have some bad news for you, user.

I'm working in a haunted house on Halloween

How did this faggot get more popular than based humungo?

youtube.com/watch?v=NFd_V_D6VDM

Tommy Wiseau

Idris Elba

Sorry man, all my life I wanted to fuck Jennifer from Back to the future. This is my chance, maybe next year I try the Lorraine one.

>Cred Forums man costume

This has to be bait

I'll probably be wearing my Rocketeer cosplay and have everyone at the bar think I'm steampunk Ironman or Boba Fett.

notorious nazi war criminal Oskar Dirlewanger

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Ken Bone is a forced meme perpetuated by the media in order to distract from Hillary getting butchered at the second debate. He's gotten more airtime than Trump and his explanation of decades of Clintonian corruption, incompetence, and greed.

>The Rocke-who?

Awesome costume, man.

why are vaginas so disgusting

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>he can't appreciate bonesanity
kys

Do up your top button

Is that the one with Bill Murray and Jennifer Connelly?

the shirt was too small :^(

But you have to look good for Marjorie

You should get in your delorian and go back then fuck yourself.

Margarine is good for all fat fucks.

Because I'm lazy and probably won't actually go anywhere

Jack from There's Company? You probably are an effeminate man so enjoy it faggot.

*Three's

It's amazing how the general public perceives the people who browse this shithole.

Ok user. I'm going to make her dress as Jennifer and as Lorraine. Don't know how but I'm going to find a way.
That way I'm happy and you are happy. But Jennifer is the main target, I have to fuck her first as Jennifer.

It's Dan from Prisoners of the Lost Universe

are you retarded?

Any suggestions for a blonde thin guy who wears glasses? I can never find anyone to dress up as

It's too late! I know you're just telling this to appease me and I'll never be happy now.

Wesker or Kazuhira "the nigger killer" Miller.

I'm not handsome or rich enough to go as either of them

Fuck man. Okay, if I actually do it, you will be happy?
I'm serious dude, but I can't give up my long life dream, first Jennifer and later Lorraine.
David Bowie from Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence or Keifer from lost boys.

It's too late Jack, I hope you find a Don Knotts/Mr Hurley lookalike to go with you.

Okay but only because it's you I'll accept.

Not as retarded as you.

napoleon dynamite?

>David Bowie from Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence or Keifer from lost boys.
Still not handsome enough, and both costumes are still too expensive

This double dubs have spoken. I need to be Marty and fuck his mom. But first his normal girlfriend.

Me.

Then Ryan Gosling from Nice Guys.

Nice Paul S Thompkins cosplay

>napoleon dynamite
That might actually work. I don't own any moonboots though

John Barnett.

A skinnyfat?

Is the history accurate on this guy? What he and his band of hoodlums did (apparently) is so insane it's hard to believe. Like, Jew soap hard to believe.

A bag over your head while wearing an adult diaper while carrying a jug of yellow liquid that has good boy points written on it,

My low effort costumes get lazier every year.

I did get some spot on shades for this though

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I said I wasn't attractive

I don't have a social life

Flash Brown so I can hopefully run into some Elsa Jeans if you know my meaning.

JOHN CENA?

Oh hey i saw you at Otakon

To be fair, Joe Johnston did design Boba Fett.

The normies will love it

you can still dress up for some quality halloween shitposting though

garf

He never knew when to stop drinking.

What's the best way to curl my hair as well? My hair is really straight

BAT COUNTRY!

Hair curlers and bathrobe.

I'm going as Kip. Should I go as regular, shirt and tie, gangster, or workout Kip?

Really confused why you said bathrobe and then it hit me.

Jacqueline McCaffrey anyone?

>not going as God Emperor Trump

Come and See is about him and the Khatayn Massacre which he ordered.

If you want to look up some really sick shit, look up what the Nazi supported Ukrainian Nationalist did to the Poles

>not Le Ravageur as the title next to the criterion logo
My nigga, do you even kino?

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u tell me

Walking birthmark? Herpes? Liver spot?

As nothing. I don't have any friends where I currently live and probably won't bother going out.

I'll have a good cry so I guess I'm going as a crocodile.

>long brown/auburn hair(down to mid pec)
>nice big healthy beard

Literally can't be anything other than some generic fantasy character or our lord and savior jesus christ.

I vaguely remember reading about this. Something like entire villages of people were tortured and killed in brutal ways. There was a photo of a dead woman on reddit with this story attached. Apparently she was stripped and then quartered while she was alive. She was pretty too.

Sad stuff.

even gayer a supernatural tattoo

I'M

douglas levinson

Seriously? I know nothing about Supernatural and that's sounds gay as fuck.

Just some good old fashion homoerotic fun desu senpai

i browse /fit/ what did u expect

my gf likes it though

So it's herpes?

I'm going as a War Boy. Going to drink aqua-cola and land me a big cajunker.

Tried that last year and it ended up costing almost 100 quid to do it properly

Green morph suit + toy parrot

Done

>paying for a costume

I just wear a black hoody and steal tvs.

nah come on man, what are you really going as?

People are just gonna think you're Ken Bone

Seriously how young are you fags?

I'm going as Mr Plinkett :)

We got some Three's Company user here so how old are you Mr.Hurley?

How would you stick it to your shoulder? Normies would probably steal it too

you should do tony soprano instead, you kinda have the head for it

literally wearing a gorilla mask, and black hoodie with a bloodstain. calling it "Harambe"

i'm going as the American Psycho

my dick

lt dangle from reno 911

i was planning on walking around the event im going to and filming a side documentary as i pretend to be him

What's a cheap and/or relatively easy costume to throw together? I'm not big into dressing up but I don't want to seem like a stick in the mud at some party I'm going to.

Give back my sides!

Why would you go as someone from a 5 year old movie that wouldn't even qualify as a cult classic?

Bob from Bob's Burgers.

Duct tape, blue hoody, and fake blood.

Hunter from Left 4 Dead

Stained shirt

Boomer from Left 4 Dead

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One of my friends is actually going to do this surprisingly enough so that's a no go. Maybe I'll go as Gene though.

I've barely played the game before but most of my friends are at least aware of it. No way I'm fat enough to be a Boomer though.

Going as Salmo

Also, who's gonna jump every killer clown they see this Halloween? Going with 4 others. Cant wait to fuck up some fuckboiis.

Just like your TV. They're mine now.

white t shirt ripped up a bit with blood and zombie makeup

>thinking going as a meme president is a good idea

Cred Forums autists strike again!

I'm going to sit in my room while everyone else has fun outside, so nothing.

Either Phantom of the Opera, or Sesame Street's Count.

because I've gotten fat and I shaved off my beard and left the stache

Uh everyone already knows he had to drop out so your joke is retarded user

Great costume

Holy shit I didn't know that

So is Christmas

is he half pig

why not Phantom of the Paradise?

Last year went as Richie tenenbaum and my gf went as margot tenenbaum.

this year we are thinking twin peaks. I do cooper and we dress her up as a tape recorder. or she does audrey.

>listens to Salmo
>Going to be able to fuck anyone up

Pick one.

So fucking twee.

these threads make me fucking depressed

Is this meant to represent the actual height of the actors?

theres always ten fucking hunter s thompsons at every halloween party i have been to. shit is so fuckin lame.

How many

I had to look up what twee meant. We are that couple that goes above and beyond for halloween every year.
this year i was really pushing for a Metal gear costumes tho.

I wouldn't have a problem with that if they could actually hold a conversation about the man's works that isn't Fear and Loathing.

They can't even do the drug collection speech at the beginning of the movie. It's so fucking weak.

fuckin this. if they were into it they could at least do the wave speech.

>richie + margot tenenbaum
based
i'm doing that one this year

Where's Waldo.

Great for photobombing, you can hide anywhere with good reason....can't go wrong, really.

>Where's Waldo.
U wot? It's Wally, you wally

>waldo

I'm neither british or american you mongs, I have literally no relation to the fuck.

But since americans automatically associate anyone with brown hair and glasses to either Harry Potter or Waldo I decided to just roll with it.

why

>Where's Wally?

Is that really what it's called in America

>waldo
There it is again.

It's what it's called in the rest of the english speaking world apart from america and canada

My favourite dress and cat ears :3

You need to go back.

With a cat tail buttplug?

Because I have no gf, friends or social life.

Oh well I just hope the threads here are as comfy as they were last year, there were tons of great horror movie discussion.

Meme president sounds like a good idea. Just say is ironic

this is a great idea, I'm going to tell my sister about it.

I'm going as a Trump voter

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You seem to have accidentally posted a Clinton Campaign donator

If he wear a sweater he could be a decent Escobar.

I'm going as a Hillary voter

But Robert Byrd is voting Clinton

Think I'm going to go as Gary King from The World's End. That or a generic goth. h8 and r8.

>not even wearing a Sisters of Mercy shirt
You can't even get the one recognizable detail of the costume right. Good job.

Needs a Sisters of Mercy shirt.

Got you senpai

I have a long sleeve shirt, with thumb holes in the mail

What the hell, Chad lurks Cred Forums?

you can really just go to any event by yourself, it's like the one day a year where you can get away with completely being alone

Lasy year I went as Sam and my gf was Suzie.

I'll go as The Driver of course.

Pls senpai

Limmy has done this for halloween by the way.

>i recognize that dance

this OP do Tony Soprano instead

Is this supposed to be a Dick Tracy character?

i'm going to be a black george costanza

Should I go as Pablo escobar?

IDRIS ELBA

I'm not sure if people will recognize it but I'm going as DEA Special Agent Enrique Camarena

Spagett!

Looks like the governor from the walking dead. Hope you get sucked off by the sheriff.

He's dead you fucking moron.

I'm just going to carve a pumpkin and wear it on my head. What face should I put on it?

You actually look quite chubby

Is that actually you? Because that costume is tight as fuck.

>going as american psycho
>be fat
also
>that hair
>stupid emo ear shite
lol

Worked great last year.