Previously on /bb/: HoH (Head of Household): Scott
Veto: TBD
HoH Nominations: TBD
America Nom: TBD
Safety Ceremony 1: TBD
Safety Ceremony 2: TBD
Care Package winner: TBD
Most Likely Going Home: TBD
PUNISHMENTS
>Shelby bought the caddy costume punishment
>Alex had a disadvantage in her next HoH comp
>Scott wwas stuck in sand trap outside for 24 hours
>rip Monte
>Dani has to get golf balls out of the pool whenever BB tells her
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first for Scottism
trashy coalburner SLUT
Third for misting twitter with their own retarded content
she is so fukcing perfect
Lmao nigs not realizing the LNC need the CP
doo d doo d doo d doo
best girl coming through
teehee
this is really good
it's very hard to make the proper argument in their short text and just spam simple things over and over again format to debunk it and as a result many won't be able to remove its power
simply spamming it will make it truth playing into their weakness which is using their own brain
high level
morgan gonna get dinged
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topkek
Every time I read it I find another strategic flaw or factual inaccuracy
It's beautiful
make sure to save this as a future template for future propaganda
>thickems and cruella
Hey Punishment guy, you watching?!
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my fucking sides
I like when girls cry. I'm going to punish her face with semen.
alex is too cute, she might be the biggest fan ever to make it on
Those are some headlights
id cum on them
People on twitter are pushing to nominate Morgan
id cum on her
>she might be the biggest fan ever to make it on
She's not even remotely close to Ian, Steve or Ronnie levels.
I love how the background and font color match Scott's clothing
shutup ian
>whitney telling comfy story
>cut to shitty jason bitching
cams cutting away from whitney african american story
fuck off
FISH
Scautism?
>when dani was calling out Monte for his racism and bigotry
YASSS !Fucking drag him ! !!
cams cutting away from alex homeless shooting a woman for 20 dollars story
>its a krispy pretends she knows how to play BB episode
she thinks the girls are using their looks to take advantage of scotts awkwardness
LOL
scott went to alex and shelby first you fat bitch
even neeley doesnt want shelby out now wew
switches from comfy shrimpman and scott time to this...
>bitching about the girls being friendly with scott
>justin and shane hanging in the HoH
yeah buddy
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>krispy spinning the hammock bullying into giving scott advice
god fuck this bitch
I think the cameraman is tired of the LNC so his logic is that the more he shows of their bs the more people will start to hate them and btfo all of them
Nice propaganda guys
It's the producers that decides which cam to show
then maybe the producers are on our side now
Krispy being a HN and nommed by twitter this week is going to be glorious. Almost worth listening to her bullshit this whole time
krispy thinks she had a deal with alex
lol
we gotta use danielle against krispy
>krispy now throwing danielle under the bus after facing racial abuse from monte
shane wont leave the HoH
what a fucking weasel
neeley now wants alex out and let shelby stay
best possible week:
>convince nig twit to give scott acp
>scott puts up 2 of dani, shane, kripsy
>america push to make the 1 of that 3 that isnt otb as americas nom
>scott picks boomerang veto and one of the LNC wins it causing a rift in the alliance and a possible jason backdoor
when scott puts uo shane and danielle and gives his speech, i hope he also tells krispy he didnt put her up cause shes a shit player and wont be able to win comps lol
roasted
God yes. I'm going to spam the fuck out of that Scott image on the #bbott tag with text supporting Neely alongside it.
>plastics take over this week with the help of america
>misfits go full bully and ravage and lose a lot of support
>we will have sacrificed cornbred and montay for one of the best seasons ever
>being this committed to hiding candy
holy shit theyre hiding all the new krackels again
what fucking babbies
Has Shelby even said anything about there being no krackels?
yesterday they tried to be all smug and asked her if the DR ever put more krackels and she told them she doesnt care because the plain chocolate are her favorites now
and laughed about it later with the girls, she knows but is letting them be petting and taking the high road
apparently this makes shelby the unlikeable one
yeah she told them in the face that she starting to like the other candys better and jason started bitching when she left
Top fucking Kek.
Shelby is truly a blessing.
>Shelby: Jason can keep adding fire to his face and Danielle can keep adding cottage cheese to her ass.
#REKT
her name is shel-b and she's not petty
when girls hide her food she think the point is moot
she just lets them gloat and takes the high road
in the caddy custume she looks so cute CUTE
when she makes edgy jokes people think it's rude RUDE
from the hallways of pepperdime to streets of LA
one of our girl is shel-b and she's here to STAY
>forums.jokersupdates.com
What percentage of Jokers is cat ladies? Most? They seem to like pretty girls far more than they should, like BB18 Nat.
I guess they figure if they do it enough they'll get a reaction out of her.
always cracks me up
wew
if you squint it looks like a dirty pooper
Lewd
>tfw the best lyricist itt
JAMES IS SCRAMBLING
>tfw the best spoken word artist itt
>jason thinks hes getting a bad edit for being a shit to shelby
>keeps on being a shit
did they bone?
>tfw the best singer/songwriter itt
I hope he got to see those GOAT tits.
>knows he fucked up and crossed the line
>damagecontrols to still have fans
Did they do their interview with Julie yet?
coming up in the next 5 to 10 minutes
Cool, thanks.
god these 2 are insufferable
they still think the girls are only attached to scott because he won HoH and arent thinking about america
>Danielle: AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA
>also Danielle: ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
>danielle: america is siding with one side of the house and think about that when he puts people on the block
FUCK YOU BITCH
>justin wants his corner spot on the couch
>jason doesnt cry like a bitch over it
She's stupid, the only reason Scott officially sided with the plastics is because they all shunned him. Justin was the only person from their alliance that still talked to him. Then they tried to pull him in at the last minute and are butthurt he didn't vote their way.
Please god I hope they put this bitch on slop.
She needs to be knocked off her high horse.
scott has been trying to coach alex and keep shelby close since the first week, he literally went to them first which makes it that much more laughable
Sadly those two don't even know he's loyal to them because of how bad he is at showing it. The whole cornbread thing fucked his small level of trustworthiness. This HOH is his chance to prove some amount of loyalty.
JULEEEEEE
Can't wait for Jason to BTFO of those racist plastics.
An LGBT winner is long overdue
JULIED
Julie getting btfo by blacks hitting on her
JULIE BABY
Kek julie turning down shrimpman
julie hard hitting questions
Julie nudes?
VETSLIVESMATTER
JULIE BTFOING SHANE
Is this the first time Julie's ever been live? Why are they doing this now?
julie calling them out for fucking. shane doesn't get it
is shane retarded?
they did it last week too I believe
shane please stop talking
scott misting the group
he's definitely not too quick
guy can barely read
>
He is dyslexic, so yeah, he is mentally handicapped.
jason bitching about shelby again
shrimpman put on blast
god justin is so sexist calling her baby
>shrimpman having to be reminded what Julie's name is
kek
>whats her name
fucking lol
monte? they give you internet access already?
glad to see jason respecting shelby's bantz
They did it 2 hours earlier last week
this doesn't work when they go straight home
bet julie was just skyping from home
yeah right he will talk shit about it when she isnt around
hes a little bitch
i mean shelby just talked shit about him to morgan lol
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Would it be a waste to try to make Jason a Have-Not with Kryssie and Danielle this week? Should we focus on Shane as the third since he has almost no fans?
STOP THAT
it should honestly be krispy danielle and shane
and then
shrimpman shelby and jason
alex is just about definitely going to get it since she's the only one on that side eligible. just don't vote neeley or shrimp because they're least likely
krispy, dani, jason
all 3 need to be taken down a notch
comfy our girl and our guy on the hammock
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God, Shelby is just super fucking attractive in every way
i wish scott would just shave his fucking sideburns
>i could have been fucking 30-year old lanklets with big noses and small penises right now
love shelby and scott cams
they so comfy
kind of sucks that scots call out is going to be a bust because shane told them he was going to try to make a deal with scott to trick him and krispy and neeley knew they were trying to fool alex into putting up scott
i mean both sides already know
Why are we seeing fish
they are on BY lockdown and someone is playing music loud on the lot nearby
i just want to know when monte eviction ep will be up
i wonder if its bbtooms
bbtooms just yelled over the wall that Shrimpman is an undercover cop
could be a doyers party
Monte is being a faggot
JUST FISH MY SHIT UP FAMILA
>people pay for the feeds
lmao
>people are actually paying to watch this garbage season
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>$6 is a lot of money
Why is Shelby so cute? Have any of you put extensive thought into the subject in order to break it down?
>popular demand
welp looks like america will save them for yet another week
nah hamsters just does it for everything worth watching it and going back for and obviously people would be asking for it to go watch some slut get fucked
feeds back
>$6 per month
>when you can pay $0 per month
$6 is infinitely more expensive, which makes it a really questionable decision.
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scott about krispy
>if she would close her mouth and open her ears she might know whats going on in this house
lol
feeds back
now we got alex included in the scott and shelby cam
DONT PUT DANIELLE AND SHANE HAS HAVE NOTS TOGETHER
Why is she a coalburner? Proof?
>being in a financial situation to where $6 matters at all
kek
She sat next to Shrimpman once or twice.
shelby hopes we are making gifs of her
but then she remembered the stuff she does
I think she shares sokw things with Bridgette, like her cute mannerisms.
She's always sitting in a cute way with her knees up to her face, or sprawling out, or playing with her feet, or doing something with her face that is cute.
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Rude.
What does Scott have to do to ensure either Krissy or Danielle go home this week? Put up Shane and a pawn so america can either nom Krissy or Danielle?
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He just needs to keep either Kryssie or Danielle off the block so America can nominate one of them. The support is there to take out one of them, but that's probably as far as it goes. If he puts up Danielle and Kryssie (which he won't) at the same time they are fucked.
I'm wondering if having both Kryssie and Danielle as options for America's Nominee would split the votes and result in a Plastic getting put up.
>jason is still 6th in jokers
Put up the showmance and pick the boomerang veto
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Wife material
twitter.com
>Alex had the opportunity to make a great move during her HOH and she squandered it.
Nigga made a PowerPoint presentation
Lmao
what was that move? get out scott?
>>Alex had the opportunity to make a great move during her HOH and she squandered it.
america voted for monte that wasn't her fault are these people retarded?
Scott's veto's choices are all wrong
Obviously not made by a student of the game
>he'll likely choose the diamond power of veto
this person couldn't be more wrong, it's actually incredible
Def the Julia of the two
We need to make waifu propaganda
theyre talking about bridgette
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Probably trust that shane/dani deal, which would've been dumb.
why do you think he'll choose the boomerang veto?
am I the only girl here that has a waifu?
Yeah absolutely
why would he pick a veto where he doesnt get to pick the renom?
>not students of the game
The double veto could potentially end up with a plastic on the block. Boomerang even worse case scenario the week ends with all misfits on the block, assuming America doesn't nominate a Plastic.
If he chooses double or boomerang, he can ensure only Jamboree members get put up. To add to that, if America noms one of the plastics, anyone not on the Jamboree side can win the veto and it guarantees a Jamborizzle member goes home. He would be shooting himself in the foot by choosing diamond
I'm probably the best student of the game here
I've worked out everyone's best scenario up to week 6 already
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>I'm probably the best person at giving gay blowjobs here
>I've worked my jaw to exhaustion and blown 6 dudes already
He's probably boned so many bb alums
>comfy hammock hues
>cut to annoying cunt blabbering
Nice to know
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and if a LNC wins the veto?
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Wish I had her body
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We're gonna send them a clip of them giving shoutouts and begging America yesterday after they're out, right?
same :/
episode is up whoever was asking for it
HOLY FUCK
MUH DICK
M
O
R
E
?
Julia was so hot
Clearly Liz
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>my future husband is looking at the same sunset
>he's going to put a lot of babbies in me
Kaitlyn is such a fucking smokeshow.
Would destroy with the power of 3 bomb squads
I would fill her up every 4 hours
>beaucoup babies. j/k
>i'm gonna adopt beaucoup dogs
Sometimes I look at the moon when it's on Cam 3.
Because I'm a sentimentalfag like Fivel
>Danielle mentions a movie she likes is about black history
>Whitney: "Y'all seen Blackfish?"
on the first or second night Shane referred to black history month as "black day"
>Why is Shelby so cute?
same reason bridge was
she acts 15
lol shelby turned the group to talk about conspiracy and now they talking about 9/11 being an inside job
yes scott said the steal beam meme
What did they just say their IGs are? I heard Shelby 80085 but I didn't hear the other
>shelby: jason is gunning for me so his fanbase is probably voting for me right now
it's shelby58008
>being part of a fanbase for an acne-riddled faggot who works at a grocery store
>these people actually exist
That shit's craaazy
Recap time, sluts and gents
>Scott getting jumped by the waifus
FEELS FUCKING GOOD MAN
nobody heard alex's
twitter.com
>this is who we're dealing with
What's a stan?
virgin king
>virgin king
basically a superfan
comes from an eminem song I think.
a major fan
stalker + fan
from the eminem song
For the real definition, refer to the song "Stan" by Eminem. Usually just means a die hard fan.
BB fans for some reason use as a word synonymous to "fan"
Wtf a love wheat knee now
>shrimpman: they all gonna kiss his ass
>cuts to the girls hugging scott
fuck off production
Anyone know when care package voting closes?
Need to know how much time I have left to spam twatter
missed that neeley scott conference
what was said?
just go to cbs.com
are you telling me they aren't kissing his ass? they don't really like scott they just want to be safe, shrimpman is a two faced faggot as well
wtf are you talking about, they love scott
one week, keep scott and alex safe
and she said she will take it to consideration and want to talk to alex first
>cbs.com
That link takes you to the OTT About page if you're not subscribed to CBS All Access. But thanks for the info dude
they like scott plenty, and treated him far better than anyone else in the house
lol girls are looking for the candies
while those petty children are outside shit talking them more for having a good time
shelby comes in the kitchen and rides the golf club and says shes a lizard.
found them already LOL
FUCK YOU JASON YOU SHIT
holy shit morgan found them
*im a wizard*
morgan is such a slut! these squeals
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where were they
jason took all of the krackel bars out of the chocolate bag and hid them because shelby likes them
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yes I know. I don't know where the faggot hid them
I'm guessing under the coach in the yoga room?
SHELBY GOT THE CANDY IN HER SNACK PACK
jason is going to explode like the child that he is over this
oh shit I misread. yeah under the couch
Shelby should put the Krackle bars in her panties and make jason fish them out
Score one for the good people of the house
monte eviction interview is up
>ALL HAIL THE VIRGIN KING
I just saw a n-bomb on twitter post this.Are you a spy
lol what
he said he told shane they were doing danielle at the last minute
Yes
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No. Not me
lol monte guessed danielle and neeley were the sisters
AHAHAHAHA that guy
this is so cute
>twinks
I'm still here. I'll post the power rankings shit once the hockey games I'm watching are done
jesus
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MONTE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT
topkek
I wish there was a way to watch these exit interviews without all access
>no monte i said SISTERS... not SISTAS
Could be an honest mistake. Maybe he thought Julie was asking who he thought were “sistas.”
nice mindhive my dudes
mfw some dude with thousands of followers retweeted this from my troll account
omg i love the sister reveal
i hope they stay for a long time so they all have to get the reveal
same
she looks like she'd be a character on mission hill here
Danielle let her dog starve to death
is this the next goat on fire?
why is the audio so shitty though
production forcing us to watch the shit crew
>danielle let her pet dog die due to neglect
>YAAASS QUEENNN
>monte runs over squirrels with a truck
>evil doer
why would she admit that?
wtf
>shelby: cbs is cyber bullying me
lmao
Montes eviction video is up... am i late on this?
not really
tweet it to evel dick with me. he's fucking obsessed with his pets and has 138k followers
wait... seriously? I heard her say something about dog food but I stopped watching because it's Danielle
Oh my bad saw a few posts about it now
shelby should just walk out to the BY
set down her clubs and do the dinosaur dance
pull out the bag of krackels, drop them and go back inside
Plz do it i will reply as well
twitter.com
just spam him with it
shelby would be my ideal gf
>gayson when he looks in the spot
get fucked
i just listened to it and she said the dog starved itself to death because it refused to eat
>the plastics+justin are at the top of jokers now
based /bb/ favs always rise
the fuck kind of dog refuses to eat
a depressed one
let's start pushing the danielle is a puppy killer meme.
He was either sick or depressed. She did nothing to help him.
it was probably sick
EVEL DICK TWEETED THE PUPPY KILLER STORY! SHE DONE!
Done, my good sir
i dont believe her
she was literally talking about how she doesnt care about animals that are used in zoos and in inhumane seaworld style shows and circuses
she probably just didnt feed it
WE DID IT
we did it!
That house watch fella seems like a cool cat. ;^)
>hiromoot
;)
shrimpman is pretty based for not letting danielle keep him from hanging out with the girls
i hope that lasts though so she already said this morning she's getting mad about it and she's probably going to start shit over it
>when you shitpost so hard on Twitter you turn the tide from worst timeline to best timeline
the house and america would take shrimpman's side ya dig beebee
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other than shelby being a HN this is a solid plan
>im giving jason a pass due to his injury
fucking jason lying to the feeders to stay off the half not room
what is his "injury"?
he fell on a table when he was acting like a fag so he has eternal bleeding
bruised ribs
prolapsed anus
new thread chef joe
he's jerking off right now
well then someone text mccrae
>tfw you're in the jack shack and people are banging on the lid for you to make a new thread
Can 3 is weird shir
>yfw hue hue's right as you cum
scott back to eating alone just like day 1
ian?
after a couple of weeks in this aids infested house they probably want to eat alone
Twatter is imploding on itself right now over the Danielle dog starving thing
>Black twitter saying she dindu nuffin
>Everyone else raging
Feels good man
he is gone forever
taran make a thread
I lied about posting the power rankings stuff tonight I'm too drunk
new thread
No worries brother, it's all love ya dig?
thanks friend