It's a Truman wakes up at 4 pm just to eat masturbate and shitpost until 6 am episode

Now that's an episode I missed but I really gotta see

these are some the best threads on this hellhole of a dont-enjoy-anything board

your opinion a shit

kek

>It's a Truman carries around a 00 .12gauge shell to eventually kill himself with and one particularly bad day he loads it, sticks the barrel into his mouth and fires but the shot is too degraded from age and travel that it doesn't ignite and Truman has another reminder of his of all the opportunities he's missed by being too slow to act episode

>it's a Truman shitposts Truman threads on Cred Forums episode

>It's a Truman tries to do something productive but he's not good at it and not motivated enough to practice so he goes back to depression and tv shows season

>its a Truman masturbates so many times in a single day that he chafes his penis to the point of bleeding

>It's Truman has no motivation at least 10 seasons

Truly don't know how he keeps going

>it's a "Truman forgets he doesn't have anything in his room to clean up with and has to make a mad dash for the bathroom with cum dripping everywhere" episode

>its a truman tries putting lotion in his socks to moisterize his feet while he sleeps because he heard chloe moretz does it but he wakes up and it just looks like he came everywhere episode

europoors really enjoyed that season

I'm pretty sue Truman's Show was a movie and not a real reality show.
I could be wrong tho.

>it's a truman gulps down two pints of water as quick as he can so he can throw up more

>it's a "Truman is going to fucking kill himself tonight" episode

>It's a "Truman asks Meryl if she wants to try anal for the first time and she says no, but despite her pleading he goes through with it anyway and cums deep in her ass, saying he doesn't want a fucking kid because he's going to be in Fiji in a week, Meryl rolls over and looks into the alarm clock camera and blinks morse code for "This is unprofessional" until she cries herself to sleep" episode.

>It's a "Truman hasn't spoken to a single human being for the past week" episode

Literally filler slide show tier shit tbqh. I wonder how he did it

> Its a "Truman accidentally sits on the plug in the bath and discovers he enjoys anal stimulation" episode

>It's a "Truman sees a little girl doing cartwheels in a skirt at the park and stares just a little too long" episode

>It's a Truman finds a dingleberry in the shower and wonders what it tastes like episode

>It's truman spends so much time edging that eventually he starts having trouble getting erections and at best his penis gets half hard

> It's a "Truman stares deep into the mirror and slowly utters the n-word repeatedly for at least an hour" episode

comfy episode desu

>Its a Truman makes a cum tribute to one of his coworkers episode

kek

>It's a Truman was having a pretty alright day so he decides to treat himself with some Starburst but then every piece of candy is somehow cherry flavored which ruins the rest of his day episode

>It's a Truman breaks up with his long-time girlfriend only to later find out she "killed" herself that night and that one of her last requests for him to serve as a pallbearer so his guilt makes him go through with it episode

>It's a "Truman orders an extra large pizza rationalizing that he'll eat the second half tomorrow but eats the whole thing in one sitting in an orgy of grease and cheese and then masturbates with his mouth fleshlight with his bloated stomach obscuring his view of his own rod and is full of self-loathing" episode

Boy that period when he was in-between jobs was tough to watch

>it's a "Truman posts in a 'It's a Truman episode' thread on Cred Forums but he forgets to include 'episode' at the end of the scenario he's describing which is actually something that happened to him and not to the hypothetical Truman in the thread" episode

kekked hard

>it's a "Truman faps to THAT again and feels terrible" episode
What was it, again?

I go through so many THAT periods... it's not even that the thing I'm fapping to is particularly objectionable, I just start to feel like it's becoming the only thing that gets me off and feels obsessive. Then the next thing comes along...

I'm glad I'm not the only one who experiences this. It's so painful and I don't think the average normalshit even knows this problem exists. It only really happens when you have WAY too much time on your hands.

>It's a Truman makes a fake facebook account starts adding middle school girls episode.

theres no way the producers arent gonna get some calls about this one.

>It's a Truman gets caught taking pictures of his coworkers feet and has had a stomach ache all day waiting to be called into HR episode

>Truman like an amateur forgot to turn off the flash, he's done it so many times before but this time he slipped up

>it's a Truman runs around his house pretending to fight invisible enemies while listening to music episode

Do you do the "pity fap to something besides the thing you're obsessing over to feel normal" too?

>it's a truman stares @ a wall for 8hours episode

>It's a Truman shows up to work 5 minutes late and sees someone has parked in his parking space so without getting angry he parks further away gets the tire iron out his trunk and unscrews the persons left rear tire and goes about his day like nothing happened episode.

a .12 gauge would be 100x smaller than a regular 12 gauge (0.73in), so truman probably wouldn't even have killed himself anyway

i guess that makes him even more of a fuck up than he thought. the gun owning viewers mustve had a field day with that episode.

yes

>tfw going to the doctor about a hole the size of an ant bite in your head

Lol

>it's a Truman cums on his carpet so much that it accumulates over months and can now see a big brown spot on it

>it's a snake hiding in the toilet bites truman on the dick episode
Are people even believing this shit anymore? It's clear to anyone that the producers put it there.

>its a Truman cums to something deplorable and has to close 50 tabs in shame

>It's a Truman finds his grandfathers old WW2 memorabilia and decides to wear the SS uniform to the movies.

it was really weird seeing a nazi buy a ticket to kevin hart's what now.

>It's a Truman looks up the facebooks of girls he used to know in middle school and jerks off to pictures of them when they were 12 and questions whether he's masturbating to the memory of youth or just a pedophile episode

>88
wew

>it's a "Truman starts masturbating to more and more debased porn every day and starts checking his house for cameras, putting tape over his webcam, and scanning his neighborhood for black vans as his paranoia reaches a mortal apex" episode

>It's a dubs episode

These threads are essentially anons confessing to degenerate things they once did.

>It's a Truman is home alone and horny as fuck so he starts wandering around the house naked with a rock hard cock while music is blaring trying to figure out how to use or put together some kind of fuckable pocket or sleeve that doesn't require lube until he gives up trying to fuck things and just jerks off to porn then plays video games naked until Meryl comes home and he has to scramble to clean everything up episode

I recorded that one. Ended on a cliffhanger.

Uhh user, is there something you wanna confess to? Please don't ruin our discourse, thinking you're in good company. Take that shit to some other board.

Favorite episode desu, replay it at least once a week.

Favorite episode to bh. Replay it once a week, it brings back memories of the good seasons.

I've seen that episode too many times

>It's a Truman season where he masturbates to darker and darker pornography then switches to a videos of people being tortured to death at the point of no return and orgasms as the person dies bleeding

>its a truman realizes he doesn't enjoy any of his hobbies but he's invest so much time and money into them that it'd be foolish for him to stop so he begrudgingly goes about doing a lot of autistic shit
weird season

>it's a truman fucks the daughter of the actor who played the villain episode

How exactly do people see Truman's thoughts in these episodes? Seems like I'm missing a lot, but it's seem more like you faggots are projecting.

>it's seem

if you can't speak basic english, you wouldn't be able to comprehend the show, silly

Is Truman kino?

>It's a Truman writes a reply to a thread but then loses interest in posting before filling out the captcha episode

>it's a "Truman tries cumming in his own mouth but fucks it up and blows a load all over his face and feels like he should kill himself" episode

>it's a Truman dedicates so much time posting in Trump Generals on Cred Forums that he know reads Truman as Trump episode

>it's a "Truman's parents casually threaten to disown him if he votes for Trump" episode

we're describing the episodes. these arent his thoughts its what we're watching. in many cases we're living it.

>Truman stumbles into the basement in his pajamas
>It's 3 PM but he clearly just woke up
>Walks up to his table of Warhammer miniatures, only half of his army painted
>Sighs
>Just stares at it for almost half an hour
>Starts pacing around the basement over the next hour, constantly looking back at the table, as if struggling desperately to think of something else to do but refusing to sit down and commit to nothing
>Just about to lower himself into a lone chair
>Suddenly stands up
>Immediately goes upstairs
>Gets the phone
>Tries calling his entire handful of friends to hang out
>One by one, all of them are busy, or have other plans
>He hangs up, pours a bowl of cereal
>Back downstairs, standing and staring at the table of miniatures while eating cereal
>Back upstairs, taking a shit
>Downstairs again, sitting in front of the table for 30 minutes
>Finally leans in, picks up a miniature, aligns his eye with his standing monocular, and starts painting
>Paints 15 miniatures, completing that variety of units
>Has to start painting the next tier of units
>Looks over at his blank color scheme, still not planned out
>Back upstairs, laying on the couch watching Youtube
>Falls asleep
A classic.

Have any of you ever felt like you're Truman?

Nah that's weird

So how is my English any worse when your post lacked proper capitalization and punctuation?

How would you watch it? People are saying things that wouldn't be known unless you knew what he was thinking.

You must be pretty shite at reading expressions during silent parts of movies

>it's a Truman finally trims his pubic hair after two years but gets impatient and stops before shaving his balls, taint, and asshole episode

>It's a Truman gets mad for absolutely no reason and wonders if he has autism or maybe even high functioning downs syndrome episode
>It's a Truman has yet another existential meltdown after realizing the hypocrisies of modern society and attempts suicide by throwing himself down the stairs repeatedly but instead of dying lays at the bottom of the stairs naked and crying episode
Unless Truman verbally explains somehow what he's thinking, you would have to project to think that's what happened.

In those scenes, Truman did specific things that clue you in to what he's thinking. In the autismo episode he went looking up his symptoms on Google and found a bunch of autism stuff, then we saw him thinking and looking mildly distressed for an hour or two afterward. Not hard to figure out.

On the existential meltdown he had spent several episodes bitching about society and trying to get people to "wake up" on the internet. He even made a youtube video about all his theories but it only got 31 views because his internet isn't really connected to ours, it's just a hollow shell that occasionally gets updated to reflect new stuff.

>character just watched his mom die in the hospital
>he isnt saying anything

holy shit what is this enigma that im watching!? i have no fucking clue what this guy could be going thru. i also am in danger of drowning while eating soup.

...

>it's a Truman is too autistic to understand social cues and jokes and spergs out about it online until Marlon shows up with a 6 pack and the complete Seinfeld DVD collection

Eh, I think you get my point that most of these posts are pathetic projecting that aren't even about the movie that barely make sense and shitposts and aren't funny any more, but you came up with a clever explanation, even if that's probably not what the people I quoted had in mind because they didn't think that far, so your response is still good.

Yup, a pretty niche episode, but I've definitely seen it

That might communicate sadness, but I don't see how a facial expression could express "wondering if he has autism," or, " existential meltdown after realizing the hypocrisies of modern society."

These posts aren't "fun." They're just an opportunity for Anons to post about disgusting, socially awkward, pathetic, or edgy things they've done in the guise of talking about a movie.

Yes, what's your point?

>It's a "Truman is visiting his neighbor's house and finds one of the daughter's shoes laying around while he's alone so he speed sniffs it before neighborman comes back" episode

>it's a Truman decides for other people what is and isn't fun

>these posts aren't fun
>says they're an opportunity to do something fun

>.12 gauge would be 100x smaller
It works the other way. .12 gauge is about an 8 pounder, so it's pretty impressive he was able to fit it in his mouth.

K, just imagine I wrote "in my opinion," there.

one of my fav

The best part of those is that the neighbor clearly knows what he did but he can't do anything about it. Top kek

>it's a Truman brutalizes a homeless beggar in an isolated alley episode

Why didn't they stop him?

if you dont appreciate the humor dont look in the thread. how basic of a lesson on life do you need before you grow up to the point where if you see something that youre not into you dont fuck with it. when you hear gunshots you probably walk toward them right.

and just so ya know i find truman posting fun. ive have many a good kek at trumans expense.

how about you just fuck off. imagine you had a friend and go hang out by yourself.

jesus christ. this is literally my sleeping schedule right now. right down to waking up at 4pm, eating, masterbating, shit posting and getting sleepy at 5:45 and falling asleep by 6am

You have a shitty sense of humor, m8.

>It's a Truman finds a boom mic in his downstairs closet but ignores it thinking its just an extremely old swiffer that the people who to live there left behind episode.

pretty sure a gaffer got fired after that episode

>It's a Truman drives past his ex-girlfriend's house at 3am again to make sure there aren't any new cars parked in the driveway

They really played up the stalker angle and went nowhere with it after that episode

replace shitposing with vidya and youve got my old schedule for the last 5 years.

>It's a "Truman invites a girl scout inside for lemonade and stares at her uncomfortably when she isn't looking" episode

They were trying to redirect you from the manic writings in his Web browser that they hinted at a few episodes prior, indicating that twist in the next season where he becomes a tremendous cuccold.

>It's a Truman put a dime down on the Broncos and theyre getting raped by the Chargers after halftime and he's beginning to fear for his kneecaps episode.

he really shouldve known better than to ride the wave with a rookie quarterback but he's gotta realize he's got a serious gambling problem. i wonder who theyre gonna get to play the bookie's enforcer?

Ahh, you know the director, he'll never let anything bad happen to his Trumie wumie, he'll just be there to scare the shit out of him and hope he doesnt' do this again

>it's a Truman keeps chain smoking because he can't handle the stress and looks well over fifty at 32

tbf he really fucking stank

really not a fan of that season desu, one of the more darker ones in a depraved kind of way

K. It's not even what the movie was about.

Feel free to give any examples of "funny" posts here.

you should pick up a drug habit

might as well

>he doesn't watch the serial

fine. lets compromise. we'll keep doing what we enjoy and you can buy a dvd copy of the film and shove it up your ass. fair?

No. The Truman Show sucked.

you havent really seen it till youve had a bluray copy pressing against the walls of your colon.

>the neighbor's kids are now in high school
>you remember when they first spawned into the server

>it's a Truman actively joins kik groups in his favorite vietnamese cousin forum just to have grasp of a couple of low quality kiddy porn videos and jacks off to them episode

>it's a Truman tries to justify fapping to transexuals is not gay using captcha phrases as 'feminine penis' and 'boipussi' but deep inside he knows he is really close to cross beyond the hetero line episode

>it's a Truman is 26 yo and still lives with his parents episode

too close

wow dude you are so smart, I don't know why you are losing you valuable time in a shithole like this.

>it's a Truman is 34 yo and still lives with his parents episode

...

>it's a Truman spends his nights listening to old japanese jazz while shitposting in his favorite kinography community episode

>it's a Truman deeply desires to be a father but knows he shouldn't be, because he can't trust himself episode

Too close.

>It's a Truman develops an obsession with cocaine after watching Scarface on IFC and after weeks of thinking about it finally builds up the courage to drive down to the bad part of town and buy himself an 8-ball and successfully does so after being hassled and called white boy 38 times but discovers he is to much of a pussy to actually take the drugs episode.

just as well. it was just crushed up aspirin anyway.

>it's a Truman passive aggressively rejects the only girl that has shown interest on him in about 10 years just because her skin color is darker than his and he doesn't want to raise brownies episode
who was in the wrong here?

>34 yo
Truman should consider never posting on Cred Forums again.

I don't understand why people think Truman's problems would go away if he stops posting in Cred Forums.

>it's a "Truman can't leave Cred Forums because it's the only thing that makes him laugh" episode

Truman posting on Cred Forums is a problem, and doing it at that age makes it worse.

I know this guy from the Americans, cool dadfu actor.

Can't wait for next season when he gets banned and offs himself on live TV!

>It's a Truman stops telling himself this year will be different on New Years Eve episode.

technically the episode didnt air till the week after new years but it still kinda put a downer on the new year for all the hardcore fans.

i really hope they change up the tone of the show eventually.

the Cred Forums arc has gone on for far too long, and it's not like there aren't more important things he could be doing either.

Okay, I'm done with this.

My point is, anybody that old posting on Cred Forums should be ashamed of themselves, rationalizations be dammed.

>it's a "Truman doesn't realize he will be on Cred Forums until he or it dies" episode

>it's a Truman cries himself to sleep while remembering the cute girl who blatantly stalked him for an year in high school but that he never had the courage to go on with her, causing social anxiety in him, making him drop high school, have a fall off with his parents and waste years of his life in a cycle of self-loathing and self-sabotaging while working in a dead end sub-human job to pay the rent of his bedroom behind a mechanic shop while remembering that if he stayed with the stalker he would have finished high school, would be working in his father's company making big bucks, would be happy and with his first kid now living in a good household with a girl who genuinely loved him arc

how old are you user?

>That episode where Truman's friend started choking and Truman just sat there watching.

23.

I'm not proud of being here, and it's an addiction which I was able to kick for a while, but 34 is beyond pushing it.

>it's a Truman fucks a tranny hooker unprotected and now has to explain the mother of his children why he has a STD episode.

It's only 11 years away user. 11 very fast years. And then you will look back on Truman posting. And realize you were replying to yourself the whole time.

after youve got your priorities in order i dont see any reason not to fuck around on Cred Forums. i mean i get the feeling you havent thought out what life is really like. do you have hobbies? cuz life is boring as fuck. and you sound like your current plan is to work, come home and stare at the wall, then rinse and repeat. just wondering how old is too old for videogames?

>It's only 11 years away user.
K, nearly half my life. Don't think it's that implausible that I would be in the same position that I am now, and I were, I should be ashamed.

>that episode when Truman started choking his friends and the producers along with the viewers just sat there watching.

Fuck you I can't breathe.

>i dont see any reason not to fuck around on Cred Forums
Disagree, but there would be a clear problem if you're addicted to it like somebody half your age could be.

>cuz life is boring as fuck.
Questionable.

>and you sound like your current plan is to work, come home and stare at the wall, then rinse and repeat.
There are plenty of activities that are more redeeming than coming here. They just take more mental effort and aren't as immediately gratifying.

>just wondering how old is too old for videogames?
I would say younger than what most people think, though there are games that are more mentally challening that shitposting on Cred Forums. You should probably stop playing CoD after 20 at the least. Maybe Nintendo are acceptable in order to "capture your childhood," by in my experience, it doesn't work.

In my opinion, if you aren't engaging in an activity that's at least somewhat mentally challenging or useful for necessary functions, you should feel somewhat uneasy.

I knew it was something weird when I stopped finding shemales attractive and started jerking off to fat chicks.

I hope to God I don't end up going through a scat phase.

>It's a Truman tries to suck his own dick and breaks a rib episode

>it's a Truman gets drunk on vodka every night and notices that it's slowly starting to kill him
They need to change up this format cause if they don't they won't have a show for much longer

>it's "truman thinks anyone cares about his opinions and behaves like a faggot instead of participating in group activities" episode
Sometimes i really don't like Truman.

>niche
If Truman has a set of ideals that he wants to stick to, then no one is in the wrong tee bee aytch (to be honest). Also in the last few seasons there have been less and less white characters. Pretty wacky right?

K. Again, it's still stupid.

Those trips say Truman.

>it's "Truman spends 4 hours following the thread he shitposted in because he's lonely and it's important for him to get replies" episode
That's a great one

>it's a "Truman pretends to be a pregnant woman on omegle and edges for hours talking to guys and girls on the internet, then cums and wonders if he's gay episode"

>it's a Truman struggles with constipation for weeks until finally taking a huge dump in the middle of his room at night and has to grab the shit and throw it in a toilet then destroy the evidence episode

>It's a Truman feels so depressed and hollow that he can't do anything but skim through the catalog on his favorite Laotian shadow puppet board for hours on end

>it's a Truman thinks mid-30's is "old" episode
>it's a Truman thinks you stop fucking around on the Internet during your free time when you get "old" episode
>it's a Truman doesn't realize wasting his youth fucking around on the Internet is far worse than when you're set into a weekly routine and coasting through middle age episode

wew

>its a truman hides behind the truman episode meme to try and talk about his problems episodes

>it's a Truman is never going to talk to his mother or father again episode because he realized that they cut the most sensitive and important part of his dick off when he was less than a day old episode

>it's a Truman looks up the girl who crushed on him in throughout high school on Facebook and she's a licensed Chiropractor with her own practice living across the country while he still lives at home working a couple part time jobs barely above minimum wage and recently started having health problems but can't afford to go to the hospital because he can't afford the bills if it's something serious so he just does his best to ignore it and cries himself to sleep every night hoping the pain goes away episode

>it's a Truman wears a Trump hat and the producers blur it out for the whole episode episode

As I said, I'm not proud.

>it's a "Truman reads fascist literature" episode

I think I saw that one on Cred Forums once

>it's a Truman thinks mid-30's is "old" episode
I would say, like somebody who watched cartoons for children, they should eventually grow up and realize they can't recapture their childhood.

>it's a Truman thinks you stop fucking around on the Internet during your free time when you get "old" episode
I think at that time you should be old enough to realize this only hurts your social skills and develops an unhealthy addiction, one that's less justifiable than alcoholism because it's not a substance and you can't do it with friends.

>it's a Truman doesn't realize wasting his youth fucking around on the Internet is far worse than when you're set into a weekly routine and coasting through middle age episode
Not a bad point, but the difference is that you should know better by that time.

>it's another Truman stays up for 24 (32) hours to reset sleep schedule episode

Watching it right now lads and I gotta say there's been too many of those episodes this season. I understand the budget is getting thin so they can't really produce many meaningful moments for Truman but this is borderline formulaic and is definitely getting stale.

>I know nothing about how gauge works

a .12 gauge would be a cannon

youre right about everything except quitting cod at 20. that part makes no sense.

Okay, that's my personal preference, but at some point, it should be clear there isn't enough variety in those game to keep coming back.

I was just trying give some example where you naturally or even as a matter or principle feel that you're too old for something. Children's cartoons would have been a better example.

Why didn't Truman just put another bullet in and try again this episode?

Was there ever an explanation from the director?

>it's a Truman works all day and just wants to wind down posting in Truman threads but is told he should be improving his social skills instead episode

>It's a Truman prepares his nightly 2am english muffin episode.

You sound like you have a pretty immature view on adulthood to be honest. Just because people grow up they don't suddenly stop being themselves, sure they may take more responsibilities and act professional when they need to but they'll still return to the things they enjoy and if those things are video games or Cred Forums then so be it. Also I suspect your view of an activity that's at least somewhat mentally engaging is more about an activity that's socially accepted, and regardless that all comes down to a viewpoint that you should always engage in an activity that's challenging or improves yourself which might make sense when you're young and constantly bent on the ideal of self-improvement but sometimes you just want to wind down and do something you genuinely enjoy rather than something that's somehow more mentally challenging than other interests.

i agree to a point. i used to like anime but that shit was dead to me by the time i turned 17.

and i dunno about you but i dont play campaign on vidya. i only play online so it never really gets old. that said i havent played vidya in months cuz im trying to get my shit together but i know for a fact once i get based ill be back on that shit.

Eh, I guess if you have a job, you have a better reason to do it, but I still think it's an addiction that all of use would be off without.

>it's a Truman coughs up a massive tonsil stone that's been accumulating for weeks and smells it while rubbing it around on his fingers because they are literally the worst smelling things in the world episode

(You)
I like native son, who do you like?

>it's a child Truman is addicted to classic wow and ends up ending a friendship because the friend wouldn't stop coming over during the summer and ringing the doorbell episode

Truman reflecting on this event so often in his life so many years afterwards surely makes up for it right?

Man, I sure hope Truman feels bad about that. I never finished the episode, did he ever try to reach out to that friend later?

>you have a pretty immature view on adulthood to be honest.
Possibly, but I think anyone who lived up to it would be a better person.

>Just because people grow up they don't suddenly stop being themselves
Well, that's usually true of how small children grow up. "Our tastes greatly alter. The lad does not care for the child's rattle, and the old man does not care for the young man's whore." People would rightfully be concerned with somebody who plays with toys as a teenager the same way they did as a child, and I'm applying the same principle to shitposting here.

> those things are video games or Cred Forums then so be it.
Let me put it like this: Cred Forums, (perhaps not all video games), is a deleterious activity that rightfully makes people feel less about themselves and can be addictive. It's obviously not as bad as alcoholism or gambling, but I would consider those adult vices, while Cred Forums would be young man's vice.

> Also I suspect your view of an activity that's at least somewhat mentally engaging is more about an activity that's socially accepted
It can't hurt, and why not pursue an activity that's socially accepted if you would probably feel better about it?

>you should always engage in an activity that's challenging or improves yourself which might make sense when you're young and constantly bent on the ideal of self-improvement
I don't think 34 is too old to have this mentality, but too old to come here.

>sometimes you just want to wind down and do something you genuinely enjoy rather than something that's somehow more mentally challenging than other interests.
If it's occasional, then there's no real harm, but the longer you spend away from here, the more contempt you have the activity.

>i used to like anime but that shit was dead to me by the time i turned 17.
I snapped out of it slightly later, but like many things, such as Cred Forums, the longer you stay away from it, the less you care for it and the easier it is to drop the habbit.

> that said i havent played vidya in months cuz im trying to get my shit together but i know for a fact once i get based ill be back on that shit.
Then I would say that, as a matter of preference, I can't play any video game without feeling restless that I should be doing something else.

kinda true shit with the gaming. im kinda holding onto it cuz its one of the few things i used to really enjoy but the last time i played i couldnt help thinking i was working for no pay. like the game was a job with no reward. i hope its cuz it was a story mode game and not multiplayer but i really dunno anymore.

but after ive gotten thru school and have a steady job i cant see any reason not to play if i feel like it.

>Possibly, but I think anyone who lived up to it would be a better person.
Define "better person".

>People would rightfully be concerned with somebody who plays with toys as a teenager the same way they did as a child, and I'm applying the same principle to shitposting here.
So you're using your own claim as proof? The only way that would be true is if shitposting would be equivalent to a children's occupation, which is your opinion that's not really founded on anything.

>Let me put it like this: Cred Forums, (perhaps not all video games), is a deleterious activity that rightfully makes people feel less about themselves and can be addictive. It's obviously not as bad as alcoholism or gambling, but I would consider those adult vices, while Cred Forums would be young man's vice.
See above. Prove it's a vice.

>It can't hurt, and why not pursue an activity that's socially accepted if you would probably feel better about it?
Why would you probably feel better about it if it's less enjoyable than the thing you've chosen enjoy?

>I don't think 34 is too old to have this mentality, but too old to come here.
See above.

>If it's occasional, then there's no real harm, but the longer you spend away from here, the more contempt you have the activity.
Correction: the longer I've spent away from here, the more contempt I had for the activity.

Still no arguments for any of your points. Probably because there aren't, considering they're entirely founded on abiding to social norms.

>It's a Truman hears someone talking about dating on television and realizes that every chick he makes momentary eye contact with becomes his oneitis even though he doesnt even know her name and has never seen her before in his life and becomes depressed but goes on to immediately ignore this profound sadness and on the outside looks totally normal while pieces of him die on the inside every day episode.

you couldnt really tell what was going on cuz he was just sitting there but there was something really spooky about the whole scene. usually people dont look that determined while watching television.

>Define "better person".
Somebody who's hobbies would be more likely to challenge them and give them self-esteem.

>So you're using your own claim as proof?
So, a teenager playing with toys like a child wouldn't be a little concerning? I sort of took that as an assumption. I guess I could think of activities even more infantile.

>The only way that would be true is if shitposting would be equivalent to a children's occupation, which is your opinion that's not really founded on anything.
The comparison is that playing with toys, while pleasing to children, is less so to adults because of the occupation. I'm saying going on Cred Forums is childish compared to activities that would be appropriate for adults. So instead of not going to Chuck E. Cheese and going to a Game and Busters because the latter is less "childish," you stead go to a concert, or a bar to have more respectable social interaction.

>See above. Prove it's a vice.
I don't know how rigorous you want it proved. Occasional using it gives no harm, but it's an amusement that terminate wholly in the present moment and doesn't contribute more or less to future advantage. Usually, the conversations here devolve to cirlrjerking, arguing wholly in useless hyperboles, and memes. This is in contrast to personal conversation to those we know well, in which he that amuses himself among well-chosen companions can scarcely fail to receive, from the most careless and obstreperous merriment which virtue can allow, some useful hint; nor can converse on the most familiar topics, without some casual information. The loose sparkles of thoughtless wit may give new light to the mind, and the gay contention for paradoxical positions rectify the opinions.

There are occasional instances where's a fulfilling interaction on Cred Forums, but it's usually quite rare and quite inferior to the gratification that interaction with people you know would produce. But I don't have to prove as assume that when people joke about this site ruining their lives and being a waste of time, they are more telling the truth than joking.

>Why would you probably feel better about it if it's less enjoyable than the thing you've chosen enjoy?
I would say for just about everybody, even those who are posting here, there are more enjoyable activities than posting on Cred Forums. They just take more dedication and more effort.

>Still no arguments for any of your points.
Not really accurate. You could say you don't accept the premises for my arguments, but if I say, "A better person would not go to Cred Forums. You are going to Cred Forums, Therefore, you are not a better person," that would be an argument. A non-argument is something like, "You're a rationalizing neckbeard who can't see Cred Forums is ruining your life."

>Probably because there aren't, considering they're entirely founded on abiding to social norms.
user, that's hardly fair. I even said alcoholism and gambling would be worse, even though that would arguably more socially accepted than posting on Chinese cartoon imageboards.