Broad City

I know I do.

>chubby, almost obese
>chest flatter than my dick after seeing this pic
absolutely disgusting

Fat, no tits, has a strap on on

No fuckin way

Fuck yeah. She is THICC

THICC

Would I what? What? "Would you?" That's not a question. That's not a fucking question. Why would you think that's a fucking question? Okay, THIS is a question. Would you kindly ask me what the fuck it is that I would? Jesus fucking Christ. These fucking guys. Not finishing their fucking sentences. Hey Spider, get me another drink and limp here fucking faster next time.

i love when she wears the tight dresses she has a great figure

Fuck you, Tommy.

Ilana

all that plus
>thinks shes hot shit

describes new york chicks to a t

You're right. Sorry. Would you let Abbi Jacobson fuck you in the ass with a strap on?

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Maybe a smaller one if she can hit the prostate

Eh sure, why not?

literally everyone on the left is british

Good

lol this is so bad. Look at the average nordic/aryan woman. Then look at the average kike. And LOL girls on the right are elevated by ONLY being a portion kike. gas urself fgt

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Sure, she's very cute and I enjoy prostate stimulation, but only if I get to be on top so I'm not assuming a submissive role in the relationship

>t. assmad oven dodger cherry picking from his folder of anti/pol/ images he has obsessively collected and created over a long period of being regularly traumatized due to an inability to handle anti-semite bantz on a regular basis

you're just as bad as them you know, perhaps worse because you're letting them know how deep they've cut you with their similar, other side of the coin, image folder

pitiful

>I'm not assuming a submissive role in the relationship

I literally don't understand why you wouldn't want to be sub.

It's the beginning of the general rejection of the alt-right fags. You're going to see a lot more of this in the next couple years.

I don't like being told what to do, it doesn't make me aroused, it just makes me annoyed

if you're not at least a power bottom then you might as well not even be alive t b h

Less shitposting, more oven dodging.

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this

i dont even care about the orgasm to be honest

i don't doubt it, because it's becoming the contrarian thing to do now, and newfriends love that sort of thing, even if they're not necessarily in agreement with it

way to dodge the point though, i see you have experience ;^)
>still salty as fuck

but i'm not even white user, i'm just observing how delusional you are in how you're engaging "them"

don't you think i'd be responding to you with a bunch of shitty graphs and similar images, if i were who you think i was? you've hurt my feelings now :(

i just want to hands free orgasm from hurting women only

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To be honest, I bet Alana would do a better job

Abbi would be the best girlfriend. But Iliana would be the best fuck.

Maybe she could do Abbi from behind while Abbi plunders you, that way you'd get the sort of follow-through

It's funny because Jews literally support inbreeding to keep themselves pure Jew

but why are you so mad at me i didn't do anything to you, i didn't call "your" women uggos

you can tell me, i'm not a white devil

WHERE DID THEY TOUCH YOU user, WHERE DOES IT HURT

You'd be gay to say no

No. Unless she provides green card.

Abbi has the butt but Ilana has the tits.

Face is a debate but I give it to Ilana

>DUDE WEED LMAO: THE FEMALE VERSION

What was the context of this episode? Was it for her to do anal he had to take anal or something?

No he just liked getting it in the ass.

Also She melted his strap on in the dish washer and tried to get a cheap replacement for the best pegging dido around

>that episode where they call all their college friends to ask for weed and they all say "You still smoke weed?"

She finally got a date with the hot guy she likes, and he asked her to peg him. She pegged him and tried to clean his dildo in the dishwasher, but ruined it.

She replaced it with an identical dildo, but he was like "this isn't my dildo" so they break up.

idk, the clitorus apparently wraps around the vagina and when you fuck a girl anally it hits the back of the clitorus as well as rubs through the very thin wall and hits her g-spot as well at the right angle. so idk about that necessarily.

>jewish women cooking

ha!

Who told you that? /r9k/?

honestly?

with that body sure (not down to get pegged though)

with that body AND face? no

Yes to both at the same time.

If I only get one, definitely Ilana before Abby

I have a weakness for jewesses, so yes.

>tfw no jewfu

>tfw no Chelsea Peretti Jewess booty

Holy shit is that really her? That's a nice ass. Did you crop the pic?

Would you let them spitroast you while Illana's mom watches?

It's on her instagram.

idk i just read it somewhere recently. but it is true that the clit doesn't stop at the head, and that anal is still massaging a lot of the pleasure spots that regular vaginal hits.

Booty is the only thing Jewesses don't have user. Flat butt is their payment for the tits, the eyes and the hair. Peretti is an anomaly and I'm betting she has a non-Jew parent.

>I'm betting she has a non-Jew parent.

Well, she is half-Italian.

Thanks

>Booty is the only thing Jewesses don't have user.

>proof in the picture

I guess Abbi didn't get the memo.

eh, seen plenty of thick jew asses

She has thighs but no ass

I'll concede Abbi has ass

>No Tits
>No Ass
>Lea Dunham tier body shape
No thanks

Absolutely. Especially if her mom spent the whole time bitching and moaning about how dirty my studio apartment is while I had Abby's cunt in my mouth and a rubber cock up my ass

>dem thighs

unf

>Illana will never peg you

Should I just ask her?

yeah but we'd need to work up to that

also if people didn't see the show the guy initiated it, she was apprehensive at first. her friend masturbated to the image.

Hnnnnngggggg

I'd take it but I prefer Ilana TbH.

sounds sexy as fuck. anal is like one of my fetishes.

This is television today. Thanks, jews.

It was a good episode.

It sounds fucking riveting. Makes me want to blow my head off it sounds so great.

>clitorus
>clitorusaurus rex

>implying that's not funny

>Millenials are the first generation who grew up on the internet full of information and sex
>their generation is not religious because they have the world's knowledge at their fingertips
>they become lax with sex

Wow must be a conspiracy dude, surely producers don't pander to their audience
.

>I want my penis in holes
>They want plastic in my butt

Wow, totally the same

How do you know she thinks she's hot?

>willing to get pegged
>still wants to be referred to by masculine pronouns

Asking for a lot there, cucks

ive seen the show?

>ass play of any kind

Abbi is fuckin' disgusting, gimme Ilana.

Then she told Hillary Clinton that she pegs

Plenty of room in Saudi Arabia for you buddy

Well, maybe it's just people with taste that like the show then.

No, I hate the idea of something going up my butt. Plus I have hemorrhoids.
I'd vanilla sex her all the way, though.

>Plus I have hemorrhoids

you're fucking retarded

Fuck off you whiny prude. What are you even doing on Cred Forums if you're so easily triggered, faggot?

>No, I hate the idea of something going up my butt

Feels great, senpai. You don't know what you're missing.

>(not down to get pegged though)

Just do it.

I put a pencil up my butt when I was a horny teenager. Didn't do anything for me. Just felt awkward and weird.

Well, there's a difference between a teenager putting a pencil in his butt and pegging with an actual partner.

wait, jewess?
i thought she was italian with a name like peretti

her friend Ilana thinks she's they're both hot shit

Abbi (pictured) is insecure as fuck, but she's secretly the cuter one.

Nah, some dude on Instagram did a caricature of her and she complained about how big he made her nose and called him an anti-semite. Really insecure.

Jewish on her mother's side, although people around her just see the nose and assume a jew. You have to remind them sometimes that greeks and other big-noses exist.

I suppose. Still not going to convince me to try pegging.

>Still not going to convince me to try pegging.

You can't do it anyway. You need a girlfriend first.

she has a pretty big nose

Hell yeah

And you should just come out of the closet and starting bottoming for dudes

Are you lost? This isn't Cred Forums

Hell nah

>jew pushing sodomy

Yeah Abbi's cute, but Ilana is my dirty Blewish Stoner waifu.

>implying that's a bad thing
:^)

>YFW Brownstein's hitting that
>YFW no Abbi 4 u cis whyte men

post more jewish qts

I would indeed.

Who created the internet and porn? Jews.
Who made sure to make the masses forget their Christian values and Christ for a godless amd degenerate lifestyle? Jews. It
It's not a fucking conspiracy, but you are a damned idiot if you don't think this is all the jews' fault.

>falling for budget Michelle Rodriguez