Who's your Trekfu, Cred Forums?

Kira

Dumb pedos. You are the Neelixes of /trek/ threads.

That's not how you spell Nana Visitor.

You mess with the girl, and you get the Hitler!

I want snu snu!

This.

My nigga

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Not sure if a great choice or horrible choice.

I'd do it. Hindsight is 20/20 after all.

ez

SPECIFICALLY in starfleet medical uniform

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If your dick is huge enough can you poke alien symbiote-chan through her guts and make it cum?

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I'm going to marry Garak!

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Recent reruns have put me in a Tasha kind of mood.

>you'll never have drunk sex with Tasha Yar

go watch the episode of Red Shoe Diaries that she's in

Bullshit

Damn

>Data creates andriod daughter Lal.
>to try to understand flirting, Lal makes out with Riker.
>after Lal cascade failure, Data downloads her memories and experiences
>Data has the experience of makingout with Riker.

Shit, I just looked up the episode and apparently David Duchoveny is in it also, kek

I think the guys who aren't into Jadzia are manlets who are intimidated by how tall Terry Farrel is.

This.

>not dating girls your height or taller

Wrong.

I'm a manlet and that's a plus for us. We manlets want tall wives so that our children won't be manlets too.

or maybe it's the fact that she's a big ol' ho-bag

Ezrifags are either literally cancer or just Bashir samefagging.

That "ho-bag" would be your only chance, user. No other woman in this thread would even look at you without laughing.

Met her at a con. Wonderful lady.

> Edith Keeler

He said trekfu not truckfu

She's like 500 years old, it's honestly to be expected at that point.

You know I thug 'em, fuck 'em, love 'em, leave 'em
‘Cause I don't fucking need 'em
Take 'em out the hood, keep 'em looking good
But I don't fucking feed 'em
First time they fuss I'm breezin'
Talking 'bout, "What's the reasons?"
I'm a pimp in every sense of the word
Bitch, better trust and believe 'em
In the cut where I keep 'em
'Til I need a nut, 'til I need to beat the guts
Then it's "beep beep" and I'm pickin' them up
Let 'em play with the dick in the truck
Many chicks wanna put Jigga's fists in cuffs
Divorce him and split his bucks
Just because you got good head
I'ma break bread, so you can be livin' it up
Shit, I part with nothing, y'all be fronting
Me give my heart to a woman?
Not for nothing, never happen; I'll be forever mackin'
Heart cold as assassins, I got no passion, I got no patience

Exactly. You're a joke.

David Duchoveny was in every episode of Red Shoes as the "framing device" if you will.

You all fail.

winner

She was as real as any of my girlfriends.

youtube.com/watch?v=G6Z-DQGqM90

Holy shit....what a depressing soundtrack.

How do fuck a computer voice.

Go to bed Bashir.

It wast Gay. Their balls didn't touch.

Kate bush?

Think about it user. You're bigger, strong than she is. You know she has been assaulted before, but she doesn't know you know. You befriend her, work with her, make her laugh. You even flirt a bit.

Then you seize a chance to be alone with her, no one to barge into you two. You had prepared a room, a bed, all for the purpose of humiliating her, removing all her power, making her vulnerable and in that same situation she was in years ago. She looks at you in shock when you grab her, pushing her body against yours. A split second reaction of amusement is gone when she feels your erection you've been hiding all night, with the realization of your intentions. You shove her to the bed, straddling her while you pin her wrists to the headboard, and fasten them in bindings. All the while hearing her pleas of anger, fear and eventually begging for you to stop. You revel in the power, of control. You lay on top of her, feeling her body struggling in vain, and place your mouth to her ear, and whisper you know of her past and her previous assaults. You promise to make her yours from now on, to make her yours and only yours. She then endures those memories and sensations all throughout the night, and breaking all those barriers and repaired damage in one violent encounter with someone she once trusted.

Having a waifu, Trek or not, isn't to live a happy life or a kinky life. It's to control and subjugate, to impose your will and dominance onto someone inferior to you, because you're real and shes not.

she's a fictional character, whether or not I would have a chance with her is irrelevant, she's a slut who loves xenos who are as weird as possible, the less human-like the better

She's the sci-fi equivalent of a coal-burner

So you would be too beta to set her back on the right track. Sucks to be you.

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There's a distinct lack of Ezri in this thread

This. Muh mommyfu redhead. Picard hit it at some point.

Not true at all. Are you blind?

Oh, right, you like Ezri.

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I thought by restricting myself to /trek/ threads that I could escape this level of 4chanism...

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whoopie goldberg

yowza!

>not posting that irish beauty riker fucked

I'm dissapointed in you all.

Shit forgot pic

yeah. this wins.

i'm sorry. everyone else can stop posting.

>Trying to escape Cred Forums on Cred Forums.
I don't know what it is you are trying to do, but what ever it is you're doing it wrong.

>Ten minutes into redistributing the plasma conduits to the warp fluctuator and chill and she gives you this look

Wat do?

>Would tell bedtime stories to.

So nice

Such a GMILF

>you'll never rape Tasha with your bros from the bone yard

F E R TI L E
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fill her fertile spoonhead womb with my jizz

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Piss in her face.

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No

Women are a terrible investment

>it's 2016 and there are STILL people who pick TNGfus as their Trekfus

Thumbnail makes it look like Teal'c.

Treel?

Dad?

where do i find girls like tthis

i a from hungary

Yes. Who is this woman? Is she actually Irish?

Delta Quadrant

In space, obviously

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She's hot, but her ridiculously perky fake titties just look weird.

Everyone gets old dude.

Do you guys find this hot too?

oh shit, jackie denardo

fpbp as usual

William Shatner looks really fucking good for being 80 years old
Most women however take a cliff dive 30-40, it's just no good.

DS9 had the hottest regular characters, TNG had the best guest stars and extras

primo kino taste, she was so smoking

You realize that would be rape, right? That Data raped her, because she couldn't give consent?

>not TOS

Data was """""drunk""""" as well. Cancels it out.

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Firstly, if you weren't such a shitlord, you would know if two opposite-sex members are drunk during sex, the male is committing rape.

Secondly, it's made fairly clear Data isn't "drunk" until a later scene.

Literally perfect.

wtf, is that Famke Janssen as a Trill? Why don't I remember that

Nah, not a Trill.

>an empathic metamorph, a woman genetically predisposed to suit the desires of any man she is with. She has the ability to sense what a potential mate wants, what he needs, what gives him the greatest pleasure and then to become that for him until she reaches the final stage of bonding, where she must imprint upon herself the requirements of one man, to serve as his perfect partner in life.

She's not a trill, they just reused that makeup for the trill in ds9.

Cardassian Kira was great too

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winner

t. numale

>Not having a threesome with your Empress and your Vulcan concubine every night.

noah is that you

My coffee-fu.

The only correct answer in the entire quadrant.

>he took the bait and exposed himself
this isn't an enterprise thread

Not so much as "bait" as making a joke so obvious that it wasn't funny.

>tiles
top kek

your fetish is heroquest? is where you'll find the hardcore stuff then