It's the year 2000. You're at the video store

>"So what movies are you looking for, hun?"

"Fetish porn that won't become mainstream for another 12 years. Please kill me now."

I have to return some video tapes

Essential grannycore

Zero Dark Thirty

I want to fuck Nina

Where's the Italian Porn section?

those stupid fucks charged me for shit I didn't even rent. fuck this blockbuster.

...

"I'm looking at you Nina"

Then I take her home and have sexual relations with her

Do you have anything on DVD?
I think that will be the new technology that will dominate home entertainment.
I don't watch video tapes anymore.
They don't last long and the technology is quickly becoming obsolete.

test

Ass-in-her-cock-Kino

I hope they have an Ernest in I haven't seen yet

WE HAVE TO STOP 9/11

Sweater Puppies 2: A Mountain Adventure

I feel bad for that actor because he is always cast as a cuck loser.

He definitely looks like one but god damn.

>coalburning ovendodger

If you hate her for being a Jew, why do you care if she fucks black guys?

Because I'm jewish

Driller Killer

heh, a bibbibdy bobbidy zip zap awooga, hubba hubba slap slapp my dingus and a HNNnnNnn *farts*

>that guy's huge mantits on the right

This is a great scene

The only cuck I ever felt sorry for besides myself.

story time user

something from the western section