Hike to top of obscure Irish mountain

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holy fuck

that movie will make a billion

>Hacksaw Ridge
>Mad Max 5
>Viking epic

He's back, boys

He legit looks like a fucking jihadi fighter

>Mel in Mad Max 5

You better not be pulling this outta your ass.

FUCK SON, MAKE KINO GREAT AGAIN. CAN'T WAIT.

Please let this be true, kino gods.

Mad Mel is ready to gas the kikes, this for real.

He legit looks like with some grooming he'd be IDENTICAL to the Burger King mascot

>obscure mountain

>ywn find Mel Gibson on the top of a mountain where he tells you the secrets of the universe.

I bet Mel Gibson smells like a mix of freshly made cotton candy and the outdoors after the rain

Don't know whether this is a happy pic that should make me happy or if Mel is an empty husk and that face is that of a sociopath's

His career is back on track and he's making the Viking movie he always wanted to. Sounds like he's pretty content.

It could work. They should just jump ahead in time and make Max Mel again.

He fucking BETTER be

Based Mel

Mel would be the perfect Achamian.

Is this sexism necessary?

Between the beard and the hat he's slowly turning into Gandalf.

fuck off ya cunt

>probably a legit quote for once

youtube.com/watch?v=lN17c2v2Vgk

>Lead Counsel at Scalia & Breitbart Law Offices
wow, really makes you think, Huh!

He's a big guy

>"Copelan" is a modified version of the Jewish name "Kaplan"

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Of course, because you're a jew

HE'S LOCATION SCOUTING FOR HIS VIKING MOVIE

ITS HAPPENING

ITS HAPPENING

ITS HAPPENING

ITS HAPPENING

ITS HAPPENING

The next will be an epic about William the Bastard/Harold Godwinson/Harald Hardrada Apocalyptic Battle Royale of 1066.

it will somehow be about some viking leaving thor in favour of jesus.

>the jews are ever watchful for that

i wonder if that has anything to do with the fact that from its inception, media has been used to shit on jews for hundreds of years

i hope they let mel do his thing though. i want more apocalypto style stuff from him.

>Implying the Christianization of the Vikings isn't an interesting topic

It would be a less gay version of Vinland Saga.

I wonder what language they're going to be speaking.

modern norwegian is gonna sound pretty retarded.

why would you think i was implying that?

as long as we get:
>Small comfy viking village
>Real viking ships
>raping and pillaging
>a great score
I'm going to be happy.

>they speak Mayan in Apocalypto
>they speak ancient Hebrew and a few other dead languages in Passion
>but they're gonna speak modern fucking Norwegian for a Viking epic taking place hundreds of years ago

>Going to bury a body in the woods
>Find Hillary Clinton with a shovel

I'd still vote for her desu

It would be nice to hear some actual Old English and Norse
I missed you Mell. That Passion sequel is probably to raise money.

But you just made that up you retard. I have Cred Forums up 18 hours a day 7 days a week and what you're saying never happened. Besides Mel Gibson is a faggoty meme so if he was making one it'd be spammed here every day.

>That Passion sequel is probably to raise money.

Nigga? Mel isn't some Disney hack. Every project he makes has a purpose.

>climb the twin towers
>find jet fuel melting steel beams

Gendered labels are not sexism you little pussy.

>drop a coin on the side walk
>Spielberg and Coen knock heads trying to pick it up

>Bunch of leftist looking kids snap picture with the actor they've been demonising for years on their Tumblr, calling him a nazi and racist

What did they mean by this?

Oh God mfw my body isn't ready

>irish
>mountain

pick one. Ireland doesnt have mountains they have little hills. this image is an obvious photoshop.

>Mel as grizzled veteran of the wastelands Max

Yes please, so long as Furiosa doesn't show up

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is this achievable natty

Natural Jew repellent.

Christkino incoming.
How will the skypes ever recover?

this dude needs to beef up and start boxing. dat fucking reach

You can easily check the archive. Don't be so quick to dismiss. There were plans for Viking movie by Mel going back years and Leonardo Dicaprio was a potential lead. There are threads about that a few times a year. If you really are on Cred Forums for as long as you claim you'd probably have seen them.
Here's the thread
archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/74068089/#74068089
Now go away.

>Its not a viking film
>Its a potato nigger movie

;_;

>racist
>magical
Maybe like an evil wizard or something, sure.

"Racist" doesn't mean anything anymore, user.

>JEWS CAUSED ALL THE WARS IN THE WORLD
I dunno, it seems pretty apt here.

holy fuck

as an irish blooded australian i am so hyped for mel gibson the australian blooded american to do this

You have a dog in this fight?

(((((((Coplen)))))

>be Cred Forums shitposter cancer
>get triggered and throw a temper tantrum whenever an actor you follow on twitter says something vaguely liberal, calling it "anti-white" because you're a schizo with a low IQ
>somehow fault Jews for disliking Mel Gibson even though he made several overtly racist comments against them

The doublethink you all exhibit can only be explained by severe brain damage. It's fascinating.

Iremember you from the other thread. You're probably Coplen irl lmao
>Being mad af on chinese gif forums

How is it doublethink to back actors that support your agenda and hate on those that oppose it? Seems pretty straight forward to me.

>His SJW culture tries to discredit propaganda directed at superficial details as inherently hate-motivated and thus wrong in their ethos
>Readily celebrates superficial propaganda and hyperbole

Why make a movie about a colossal waste of money and time.

>virgin
>degenerate

pick one

those two words contradict each other you buzzword spouting redditard

>boring workday in your bikeshop in easteurope
>Han Solo pops in and wants to buy a bicycle

He truly is a phrophet of God.

> go on holiday in Walachia
> nie day for a bike ride
> the sop owner recognises me
> he wants a photo
> calls in Frantek and Dimitriu as well
> just wanna kill myself again

fuckkkkkk my diiiiiiick if this is true

Because you're a fag with daddy issues.
You are literally a dumb bar slut with a dick, top kek.

OH MY GOD

WE'RE FINALLY GOING TO GET BERSERK

THANK YOU BASED MEL

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Mel's beard is so fucking god tier

>They mention SW/Han Solo

God I hope Leo is no longer involved with the viking movie, pls Mel cast a real actor not that Hollywood pretty boy. how about Mads.

That's a whole lot of assumptions to make about people you've seen once.

3DPD is fucking trash.

>Jerk off to real women
>Nothing changes
Thanks

CANT FELL THE MEL

my goal in life is to one day be even 1/3 as based as Mel

>calling out the jew
>get 88 dubs

Why do people in the UK call hills mountains?

That's a sick old man bear t B h

>you will never be this mad
I think Mr. Coplen may have a dog in this fight...

Post yfw Based Mel reveals that he ditched Catholicism to follow Varg and become a pagan

Holy fuck that kike is mad as fuck.

O V E N D O D G E R

Hey guys, go to old Heebie Kikeburger's Facebook and check out what he lists under his "interests".

I bet you'll never guess.

I never understood why in this 10 years he didn't direct a movie in Europe, Asia or Australia because of the jew block in Jewllywood...

He just wanted to get fit and pay that church he has in LA?

Him and Kelsey Grammer are the only ones left. Godspeed.

Kek

And 50 quotes by Oscar Wilde wtf

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Does Mel know that he is absolutely 100% /ourguy/ like no guy has even been before? His return heralds a new age for all of us.

>Mel dropkicks her off the cliff for being a filthy non Catholic

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You should be in the Millennium Falcon when I get home waiting to BLOW ME! OH YOU MAKE ME WANNA SMOKE DEATHSTICKS!

Kek

>she will never force fuck you with a pocket pussy

I love his movies....and I have tryst issues with women myself....I know how they can be....but God damn. Hard to look past this.

salon.com/2010/07/16/mel_gibson_tapes_complete_transcript/

>Make a religious porn movie that only rednecks and white trash like
>Get drunk and when a cop pulls you over you express your love for sand niggers
>Beg your Jewish overlords for forgiveness and apologize multiple times, but they show no mercy and kill your career
>Become an even bigger alcoholic in your depression
>Your wife cucks you for a nigger
>You get caught on tape crying about how upset you are that your wife is cucking you for a nigger
>Now trying to appease his masters by making an anti-war movie glamorizing a soldier who refused to kill the enemy, starring a Jewish actor

Is there a bigger cuck in Hollywood than Mel Gibson?

I live about 20 mins away from the Sugar Loaf, can see it from home and my town. I climbed it back in July and now Im pissed because I was too lazy to do it regularly and get a chance to meet Mel.

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Muh DICK

this. and large hand too.

He looks like an anorexic version of Station from Bill and Ted

>UK

Fuck off.

Look at those nu male faggots next to him. Fucking hell, this is what real men used to look like. Mel could murder all of them with his bare hands and there is nothing those weak faggots could do about it.

>tfw I look like that with wider shoulders
What a wasted potential

Confirmed for doing anal too. HNNNNNNNG

That felt natural.

> jews
>a race

>Making fun of the way a 60 year old man looks
what a winner.

stop being so triggered cuck

That guy is platinum mad.
Pic related of how i imagine his face.

>Confirmed

Source?

Of course

Oh, that's why he grew the beard, a classic compensation technique of the balding man.

yes
who would of guess women aren't the same as men

>all these buttblasted kikes ITT

wew

That is one mad Jewish fellow.

You are free to close all tabs and go to tumblr

Or better yet, kill yourself

I actually know the girl. She went to a catholic college known for being extremely conservative. Its bullshit but youll believe it

Jew here
Mel is cool, not gonna ban him just because he doesn't like us
Christ of the passion is p good, so is Lethal Weapon

Why is he a rabbi now?

kek

I made this

>Hike to top of obscure Irish mountain
>Find Greybeard at the summit
>Become Dovahkiin

Kekels

He had to convert to be let back in to Hollywood.

I hope Mel gets a role as a Wizard. He fucking looks like one, and he's batshit.

>75308504
>When Mel and Robert Downey, Jr. did "Air America" (1990) together, a reviewer referred to them as "the diminutive duo." Judging by photos of them together in that (atrocious) movie, I think Mel was 5'7.75"-to-5'8" and Downey was 5'6.5"-to-5'6.75".

face looks shopped.

First shout he teaches you is Clear Lies, spoken in the ancient tongue:

FUCK-ING-JEWS!

>media has been used to [enlighten non-jews about jewish dissonance in their cultures] for hundreds of years

FTFY Abraham...

>be SJW
>get triggered every time you encounter anything not in league with your leftist idealogy
>blame others for getting triggered

>She went to a catholic college

soon to be mosque

>mosques in Ireland

But the IRA beat the Taliban in that one Deadliest Warrior episode.

He's really going to do that?

I always wanted him to make his Viking film about Viking Age Ireland since I heard about it. He made Braveheart in Ireland so it makes sense. If it happens I hope he uses Irish and Old Norse languages.

Is it just me or does Mel look kind of like an old Jewish man in this picture?