Childhood is idolizing Rachel

season 1 phoebe was the best

ace ventura

>Childhood is idolizing Rachel
>Adulthood is realizing Monica was hotter
And middle age is realizing you had it right the first time with Rachel.

Old age is remembering that Phoebe was the dirtiest one

Yeah, she's definitely the one most likely into anal

Maturity is realising Phoebe is the nicest, funniest, and aged the best

Childhood is idolizing Angelina Jolie
Adulthood is realizing Jennifer Aniston was hotter

35ish year old CC was the best.
And I'm not even that into MILFs or cougars or older gals. I usually prefer teens.

That's obviously based Ursula.

Childhood is spending your first paycheck on a hot meal. Adulthood is buying a card.

When Courteney Cox auditioned for the role she only had $11 dollars to her name. When the cast got their paychecks, the first thing that Matt LeBlanc bought was a car. Courteney Cox bought a hot dinner.

The only correct ones ITT.

Childhood is idolizing Jennifer Aniston
Adulthood is realizing MILF Jennifer Aniston was hotter

Being a contrarian fag is saying Monica was hotter.

Both 10/10 though so whatever.

wtf I hate joey now..

That's a tough one.

Aniston was hotter overall but I'd murder for a blowj from prime Jolie.

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prime Angelina was hotter than Jennifer has ever been, but the latter has aged way better and she is still hot now at 47.

Came in to post this.

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lol i remember this

it's some kind of meme or joke. first time i read it, it was joey/matt who had $11. or maybe the matt leblanc having $11 was true.

literal perfection

I figured that out when i was 15.

TIL. Upvoted

I always preferred Phoebe.

rly maks u thnk

Damn. Why does she always have to play spazzies?

Only faggots and women would watch this shit anyway.

Wow such a qt

Monica was ALWAYS hotter.
Rachel was a giant stupid child bitch.

Monica in the cat suit. all you need to see.

This show is pure fucking garbage.

This.

Rachel was/is the hottest.

Monica would have actually cleaned and cooked for you.

But thats Ursula :c

Monica = Actual person.

Rachel = Plot device.

We will never fap our dicks to Buffay the vampire layer.

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PUFFY

>maybe the matt leblanc having $11 was true
I have a Friends book and it confirms the $11 dollars thing (LeBlanc).

>I have a Friends book

Dont lie to me user

I studied (and still work on) lucid dreaming, primarily so I can experience sitting at a table and having Rachel blow me under the table while Phoebe massages my shoulders and Monica serves me spicy food.

I actually have two. Three if you count Aniston's biography.

We'll never get to watch Phoebe Buffay, The Vampire Layer for real. ;_;

He-Man Courteney Cox

Times fapped to Courtney Cox = Double digits
Times fapped to Aniston = Quadruple digits

>Aniston in Horrible Bosses movies

Honestly it depends on the season.

S1 - Tie
S2 - Rachel
S3 - 6 - Monica
S7 - 10 - Rachel

>dat ascot

Adulthood's realizing how shitty everything about Friends was.

JUST

>Courteney Cox is from Alabama

I just assumed she was a New York Jew like her character

Adulthood is wanting to cream the ovaries of Janine every night of her natural life.

I always thought Monica was hotter, but the best was when I imagined them practicing on each other.

>In the early seasons of Friends (when this was pictured) Monica's constant joke was about not being able to get a boyfriend

Like who the fuck were they trying to kid?

Childhood is thinking you're too good for Friends. Adulthood is realizing it's very enjoyable. Old age is realizing it was overrated (but still good, for a sitcom).

That old Bruce Springsteen video for "Dancing in the Dark". You've got to look back into a really remote time if you want to see her before she was a repellent hatchet-faced bitch.

>ross is boss
>metaphorially cucked by Mark

People liked Rachel kids/teens because her nipples were always poking through her shirt

cute af

Fuck she was beautiful

womanhood is siding with rachel
adulthood is realisng they were on a break

She had really nice hair too

but yeah pokey nipples

Before pulling her up onto the stage to dance with him Bruce "notices" her in the audience looking as though she's about to burst with adoration of him and making a more convincing acting job of it than she's done with anything since. I don't like her at all (at least not now or in Friends) but it's peculiarly touching.

Plastic Surgery, not even once!

I can't disagree with that

the knee high socks episode where ross' monkey gets lost, and the episode where she and chandler eat stolen cheesecakes and she leans over to eat it exposing her lower back, things like that made rachel hotter for me. also her hair in the early seasons was really qt before all your friends ugly moms copied it for the next two years in a wasted effort to appear more youthful.

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Wew lad

Dd you even watch the fucking show you underage faggot?

short hair Monica best Monica

How Rachel wore her hair had a huge impact on her attractiveness.

When she went full straight it just made her look so plain.

Season 1-3 Monica was Friend's GOAT. Everything there after is just sad

what is this meme

Nah, childhood is thinking joey is the boss,
Adulthood is knowing you're a chandler chum

Who do you think likes it up the ass the most Cred Forums?

Cute AF but worst dancer ever

Not even close. Prime Jolie, tomb raider jolie was smoking hot. Definitely best girl for like 5 years

> """""""meme"""""""

"The Rachel" worked so well for her that she has had the same haircut for 20 years

Oh shit. Is it wig?

This

>babe let's try anal

Rachel
>Hmmm, I guess we could, but let's light some candles and take it nice and slow

Monica
>Sure, let me get my strapon!

Phoebe
>I was hoping you'd ask, I'm already wearing a buttplug

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prime mommy material right there goddamn

Cox was always my choice, but sadly she aged like milk while Aniston held up remarkably well.

lolno
maybe in ace ventura

>Implying Paolo didn't fuck Rachel up the ass every night while Ross was never allowed.

phoebe is an idiot. i would beat her

This is where I'm at too.

How the hell does she still look this amazing? Is there something about the Greeks?

wel her nerves arent wrecked by 10 niglets

rachel's powernips >>>>> powergap > oh were there other bitches on that show? kek

Lisa Kudrow won the long game though.

>tfw no Rachel gf

No children

that's an episode i will never forget

True. Brunettes are the patrician choice and Courtney Cox simply had a prettier face. Aniston has always been one of the most overrated women in the world.

Are you seriously 70+ and on Cred Forums?

Ace Ventura at Ronald Camp's party.

>Monica
>Rachel
>Being attracted to skeletors

What do you mean?

>He's a Janice guy

>ywn fuck prime MILF Jennifer Aniston with absolutely zero chance of pregnancy

Why do I even bother breathing?

I havent watched Friends. Who is the most unlikeable character in the show and why?

Childhood is idolizing a car. Adulthood is realizing a hot dinner makes more sense.

I don't know, Rachel's ankles were kinda chubby.

Charlie or Janice.

Hating any of the six main characters is a meme.

chance of pregnancy makes it hotter

>oh user remember to pull out in time

Phoebe hands down. Rachel is a close second. Friends should have been about just the guys hanging out and feeling feels together.

It does, but so much scarier.

Impregnation is a fetish of mine, but I don't want to raise any kids, at least not for at least another decade.

Phoebe is infuriating at the end.
>Oh yeah I speak fluent French and Italian btw lel

I never understood the meme of hating the female Friends characters.

I like them, even Phoebe.

How come Aniston is the only one who stayed good looking long after the show ended?

>That
>Good looking

Go outside you fucking troglodyte

I laugh knowing that your current teen celebrity crush will look like shit before she even hits 30.

Courtney Cox is still hot.

Cox fucked her shit up with botox, and Kudrow is Jewish.

The men aged really well though, even Perry with his substance abuse.

Because she was always streets ahead to begin with

Like real people they all have their likeable and unlikable characteristics.

Joey : Dumb as fuck, but a good friend.
Ross : Smart guy, but a horrible beta attitude.
Chandler : Can hold a job but has deep issues that he hides with sarcastic jokes.

Rachel : Perfect girl if there are no problems, but once problems hit she's a bunny boiler.
Phoebe : Loving, but not in touch with reality. the kinda girl who believes in shit like horoscopes and wicca stuff.
Monica : Motherly, but possessive. would as easily iron your socks as throw away your video games for having sexy girls in it.

Not an argument

Literal strawman

>heavy makeup
>s-she's really pretty guys I swear!

Underrated kek

stay mad

I'm not trying to argue with you captain autismo, I can just sense the 300 pound ball of sweat and grease seeping through your posts.

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This is literally the sexiest look a woman can have.

Why women bother buying expensive dresses when they can just wear men's shirts with nothing underneath, I have no idea.

>Adulthood is realizing Monica was hotter
>(((Geller)))
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More strawmen. Come back without heavily edited pictures of Jennifer Aniston.

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Yes, I'm the one who posted this

No u

This is the Zen of Friends.

Realizing they're all flawed, yet likable.

Not true.

Monica is purposefully less attractive than Monica in the earlier seasons by being dressed down etc, that's why most people have the impression that Rachel is hotter as she is supposed to be the "hot one" of the group.

if you like fucked up plastic surgery and are in desperate need of glasses going blind maybe

Chandler looks his best when he was pilled put of his mind

After 15 years of fapping to their feet, i still can't decide whose I like better.

>32 PAGES, FRONT AND BACK

Rachel was amazing, but hot women like that are lot of work and drama.

I don't think any of them had really noteworthy feet desu

sarah michelle gellar is on par

Holy fuck

Rachel had the best nipples.

She has a threesome in that episode. Good TV.

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such a tease

hard nipples are "her thing"

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She's so fucking ugly

I know right, such a hag

That's an insult a 12 year old would use.

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i know u are but what am i

>tfw no Ultra HD release

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Jen pls go

If you like bitches with huge chin implants and bad nose jobs she's the girl for you.

>you like what you see huh?
>that's good, I want you to enjoy watching me
>hahahaha no my sweet little cucky you're not getting anything tonight
>I know it's your birthday but you have to stay locked up in your cage
>now get comfy, because in a few minutes I'm coming back in with these two sexy black guys I met at the gym the other day
>they're going to fuck my brains out while you sit and try to stroke your tiny cock through the cage
>awww, poor baby, I promise you'll love it really
>I love you my precious cucky *kiss*

>ywn be adored by a young short-haired qt named Courtney Cox

Whats it like being gay?

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>she will NEVER cane your bellend
fuck man, life is cruel

although she has no ass whatsoever so it could be worse

One of them looks like this

The other looks like this. Hmmm it's a tough one.

This is a 2/10 in Westworld

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best she looked since the early seasons of friends before she botched the shit out of her face.

>she will NEVER cane your bellend

I don't know what to say to you, user. It's impossible for me to imagine even a guy who *wants* his bellend caned withstanding more than a single hard stroke.

maybe shes just getting ready for the inevitable female joker role?

meh, I'm a masochist, what can I say?

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I didn't need those feels today :(

oh man dat tights...

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Make way for /bestgirl/

ok, tell phoebe to get out of the way.

So you can actually make that happen? How consistently?

Did that guy who playes Ross forgot how to act? In the first and second season he's ok, but from the third one further it's just like watching an amateur actor.

it's called phoning it in. When you're secure about the job and your roll, you don't have to give 100%

childhood is a hot meal
adulthood is a new car

accurate af

>tfw no Rachel wife

>wanting a smoker for a wife

Depends on the individual and how much time you work at it. You might want to rea Exploring the World of Lucid Dreaming by Steven LaBerge or look for a thread about it on /x/.

It is real though, I've experienced it first hand and LaBerge actually scientifically proved it's existence in a laboratory.

*You might want to read Exploring the World of Lucid Dreaming

I have no idea why I laughed so hard

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She's not even Jewish

Who should be cast in the inevitable Friends reboot?

Pic related, it's Monica

a bunch of no name actors or disney channel rejects.

>inevitable Friends reboot

Is this feasible?

MOMMY

ME WANT MILK

there really isn't any precedent for rebooted sitcoms, but it could happen. Not likely though. Much easier to just make a clone and name it "how I met your mother" or whatever.

yes. called "how i met your mother"

Phoebe

Janice

lost

because of the hot meal

no one can replace Aniston

Marshall = chandler
Barney = Joey
Ted is ross if he had no jokes
I dont remeber the girls' names

that's Marcel

> based cox
> dirty jew

How dare u

Holy shit

She doesn't give off the "aging jew desperate to find a man" vibe that Janice had

how about alison brie?

There were 18 pages fucknuts

Delete your post - RIGHT NOW

>Aniston in "Were the Millers"

Enjoying your autism?

Janice is skeletonier than them though

>he hasn't seen Leprechaun

she was hotter in bosses. In millers it was kind of a "what the fuck are you doing?" moment. She's too old and way past her prime for that.

is that real

the last one isn't her but it's pretty much where she's headed.

No, but I sure am enjoying my great long term memory

Demented cunt

jared lehto

>tfw no Jen gf

I'm down for a bit of a hard slap desu senpai

False. Courtney love aged like milk

And yet the guy who could have either went Jolie.

>Aniston interrupts a love scene shoot to demand a pillow be placed between them

>Angelina says shooting love scenes are easy because she can find something about that person to love for that moment

jennifer is in a better place now tbqh. Theroux>Pitt alldayerrday

Could you imagine if the creationist episode aired today?

There's be a meltdown.

>Why did you get me this
>What is it?
>A cock cage

Perry alternated between looking like a filthy hobo and looking 10/10
How did he do it?

Everybody just got more extreme then they previously were,
Joey got dumber, Phoebe more out of touch, and Ross.. was a broken man who knew he got cucked by his lesbian wife.

A broken man who did not understand why a hot piece of Aniston ass would ever find him attractive, so he was always prepared for the big "YOU GOT HAD!" punchline.

drugs

>There'd be a meltdown

good

>She bought you what?
>A.. cock.. cage!
>WHAAAAAAAAAA!
>I KNOW, RIGHT!

>Hey guys whats the commotion?
>Monica got Chandler a cock cage!
>Oh.. hey same brand my ex wife got me when she wanted to experiment.

Actually Phoebe was out of touch with reality in early seasons, later she just became very direct and forceful, but normal woman

Angelina's /ourgirl/

Fun times when they weren't busy talking about lesbians or rachel/ross being on/off or Phoebe being pregnant with her brothers seed.

Childhood is idolizing hot dinner
Adulthood is realizing car made more sense

I always liked Monica better, but I saw few episodes while ago and was like "holy shit Rachel is a qt"

Top laugh lad

The difference between them is age and the prime of their physical looks.

Young Courtney Cox def Young Jennifer Aniston

but

Prime Aniston > Prime Cox

Aniston has been in her physical prime after her 30's, Cox was in her teens-20's. To be fair you have to compare across eras and in the battle between Rachel and Monica...it's a draw.

scream

>Feet longer than face
That's a no-no.

Prime Cox > everything

nice femboy

meh

monika was flat chested, wear non sexy clothes
rachel wear skirts, show thights, and nipples were visible through any fabric

>inb4 pregnant cox boobs
dont care

rachel had much more sex appeal for most of the population
learn to live with it

What show is this?

Dream On

man... in second season they SO shaved...

um...wut?

Hair, man. Their hair.... on the head

Friends is on Netflix in 4k right now

so rip it and torrent it

My poor fap hand, all that glorious Aniston nipple in UHD.

>watch old movies in hd

I rode up in an elevator with Jennifer Aniston once. We were alone. She had on a form-fitting red dress and looked ridiculously sexy in person. She caught me glancing over at her and wanting to say something, but I just turned away and stayed silent because I'm a bitch (or as I told myself, "I didn't want to bother her"). We arrived at her floor, and as she was exiting, she paused, turned back to me and gave me a cheeky smile and a little wave.

That's my story. Have a nice day!

Did you get a stiffy?

want her to be your mommy?

>mummy will never catch her little boy masturbating one day and use it as an excuse to turn you into her feminised sissy daughter that she always dreamed of
>she will never start you on hormones before puberty really kicks in to make you completely cute and passable
>she will never keep you locked in chastity permanently because "girlies don't have cocks, they have clitties"
>she will never teach you how to put on makeup, grow and style your hair, pick out girly outfits, flirt with boys, walk and talk like a lady or be seen and not heard
>she will never buy you lingerie and make you sleep in her bed, spooning you all night
>she will never gently play with your sensitive, budding breasts
>she will never tell you one night that if you're going to be a girl, you need to learn how girls make love, and proceed to take your virginity with her big black strapon, softly cooing in your ear, whispering encouragement to you: "that's it sweetheart, mummy's so proud of you, I know it hurts but you'll love it I promise, there there sweetie, you're taking mummy's cock so well"
>she will never make you cum, after years of chastity and denial, purely through hitting your special spot inside, making you scream the sissiest scream you've ever made
>she will never tell you the next morning that your feminisation will be taken to a new level, and you will never tell her that you're ready, and you want to be a good girly sissy
>she will never take you to get a set of beautiful, full breasts from a surgeon at 17
>she will never take you to get your useless balls removed at 18, leaving you with only a limp, tiny, sissy clitty between your legs that can't get hard ever again and can only cum through making love with your pussy
>she will never introduce you to her boyfriend, a handsome, muscly black man with a massive cock
>she will never tell you that you aren't her daughter anymore, or her son, but rather you are both his girls to serve him and love him as his wives forever

are you the same user I asked? just wondering!

yeah

>just realized chandler was a cuck

jesus christ

I prefer the not sissy stuff, but do you wanna chat about the woman for a bit?

lmao what? sorry if english isn't your first language, but I'm having trouble getting what you mean

I'm asking if you want to go to a chat room and discuss her.

nah I'm good thanks

Not at the time but I have popped random boners in public while daydreaming and replaying the encounter in my head.

>cancer patient meets his hero charlie chaplin

You sure? That bikini pic of your mommy really caught my attention too. Don't want to fantasize about her for a minute?

How so? if anything Ross was the cuck.

>she wanted to experiment in the bedroom
>brought in another woman
>I wasn't allowed to touch her though
>then she thought it would be hot if she and her were alone without me.

Chandler was just emotionally stunted and tried to make up for it with sarcasm.

Sorry I don't really get off on talking to other guys in chatrooms about my fetishes.

can you please not post hate symbols on this board?

thx

Yet you so eagerly posted yours...

He has 2 women raising his son, meanwhile chandler is raising someone else's child.

posting a greentext about degenerate fantasies is very different from RPing in a chatroom with a guy who's probably jerking off

Hehe, alright.
Do you like her bikini though?

he's probably jerking off right now. it's basically the same thing but in the current scenario there are more guys watching it unfold

dude why are you so interested in some random user's opinion about courteney cox's bikini?

I've been in RP chatrooms before and while some of them can be fun they mostly just feel gross to be in

not jerking, just hard. itt's a good pic.

See I didn't know that, I guess that happened in Season 9 or 10 whatever?
That's when I stopped caring.

Guess they adopted?

You youngsters don't know shit about Misfits of Science. You don't know how bad TV can get.

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which happy madison movie is this?

>all the guys steadly getting fatter
I DONT WANT TO GROW UP

That never happened though, it was an alternate reality.

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The simple fact of being a heterosexual male of the species is knowing that Monica is superior in every way.

>so no one told you, you were gonna be a slav

the longest yard

THIS

Childhood is thinking Ross and Rachel were on a break
Adulthood is realizing they were on a break, but if he still wanted Rachel he fucked up by doing it the same day, cause bitches go crazy all the time and when they calm down they crawl at your feet again

Rachel literally made me hate women.

You were on a break you fucking cunt.

no leblanc only has 11 dollars in his bank account today

cuck

It's so weird how people how get too much facial reconstruction always end up looking the exact same.

Do you even read?

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Why? I dont get it. It looks horrible, do they actually believe this is better?

she's publicly said she regrets it

What exactly was she aiming for?

What image did they show her that made her say "yep, that's what I want, massive fucking cheek bones and an enormous mouth".

Do you think they deliberately did the nipples thing or is her nipple game just that strong naturally?

Do you think the network explicitly asked her to get her nipples hard or was that something she did on her own?

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Is this the last time she was on screen pre-surgery?

It's the other way around
Monica became way too skinny in the later seasons
Fucking disgusting

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Fuck. This show was actually great.

Monica seems like the kind of girl who makes you clean out her asshole and then spanks you when you don't do a good enough job.

Monica the type o nigga who aks out Van Damme then get cucked by her boo

both

Is friends comfy?

the comfiest

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

youtube.com/watch?v=Pp_ugueckjg

They were both cucked, we must learn the lesson i.e. avoid commitment like pre cuck chanandler

Wew lad. Plastic surgery is just never the answer.

They're all broken and selfish people. Phoebe considering her background is the sanest one and Joey is a very good and kind human being.

>Plastic surgery is just never the answer.
>posts picture of successful plastic surgery

As comfy as snuggling up with your stuffed penguin during a mid day nap.