Let's cast True Detective season 3

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will smith and martin lawrence

Would watch This
Also this
Also absolutely this
MY DICK
Bad Boys 2 is kino

Sam Rockwell
Gio Ribisi

Sexy Twin Detectives

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You mean mother and daughter

Has anyone ever bitched about no black protagonists in True Detective?

I thought these two were the same person for the longest time

>tfw Margot Robbie is younger than you

but, she's an adult
I'm not

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somebody please explain to me why is insists on wearing fake ponytails?

>He thinks he's getting a S3

Lol?

Also Fraser could have had this role if he managed to pull off a single serious dramatic acting role in his life

Eva Green and Jessica Chastain hunting a serial killer that turns out to be a ravenous tentacled monster.

The thing needs at least 12 tentacles.

I'm not sure I can get behind a show where both leads have had hair transplants

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Andy Richter and Jason Long are Sheriff & Deputy in a tiny little outpost in the dusty Utah desert when strange lights spotted in the sky lead them on the trail of something bigger than they could have imagined

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Substantiate your claims

McAvoy and Fassbender

they were balder a decade ago

Vietnam war veteran detective (Mel Gibson) moves to LA and is partnered up with another veteran detective (Danny Glover)

How would you rate S1 and S2 respectively?

decent 9/10 and light 6/10

Robert Downey Jr. and Adam Sandler

>Maybe some bigfoot shit.

The first encounter should be some couple making an amateur Bigfoot porno, and then in another episode it's an actual sasqauch roaming the woods.

A picture of JUST and DO IT

JUST DO IT

Pottery

Where proofs cyka?!!

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>I believe Jews are a tragic misstep in evolution

true justtective

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>True Detective Season 3 staring Norm
>Hunting down who they suspect to be a still-living Adolf Hitler, committing murders in Texas
Question is, who would eh buddy up with?

Sounds good as fuck

First off, that image almost made me lose my shit.

Secondly, is that really what badges in Louisiana look like? That's pretty neat.

Thirdly, (heh) nice repeating 3s.

trump n fiddy

Jim Carry/Sam Rockwell

Sylvester Stallone partners up with Subtitles. Would be unstopable duo

fuckin good

Sam Rockwell and Charlie Day.

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.

who is he aiming at?

Pizza does 8 hour Big Lebowski with maximum vinceposting

wtf I thought she was like 30

WOULD WATCH/10

From the JUSTy mesa

Sam Rockwell and...I don't care as long it has based Sam

THOSE ARE SEX PEOPLE

Eva Green x Jessica Chastain

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underrated

True JUST, season 1

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Jim Caviezel needs to be in more stuff

Why don't they just do a direct sequel of S1 with these two guys?

Rate this

kys (kissyourself)

REMINDER

Is not True Detective if is not directed by Pizzeria

This looks more like the cast of the next JUSTice Squad

i'd watch it if they had to consult rust and hart regularly but that would never happen and would only hurt season 1 anyway

both detectives played by idris elba and then i'd watch it

AYYYYYYYYYYYYY

He didnt direct any of TD

> oh boy michael chiklis as… get this…A COP

no no no, these two should actually BE the detectives

don't fucking lie, you'd watch it

Rogen and Franco
With a talking dog sidekick voiced by Eddie Murphy

>True Dogtective
>Coming this summer to FX

>its set in paris circa 1830

ONE LAST SHEEN KINO.

THE PERFORMANCE OF A LIFETIME.

ENDING HIS CAREER ON A HIGHNOTE

S1 9/10
S2 6.5/10

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Bokeem Woodbine & Tom Waits

fuck your edgyass shit

she's not

if you do digging you can see she's lowballing her age by about 10 years

Look for an australian online news article about a small play she was in. Lists her as like 24 but the article was 10 years ago

careful, buddy, im gonna cut myself on that reddit edge

>Christian Bale
>Jared Leto
>Matt Damon
>Vera Farmiga

winner

Yeah this would be good

michael cera couldn't pull this off

I vote sam hyde and earl sweatshirt

get will ferell out of there and put in either danny mcbride or norm

what the hell are you talking about

Glenn howerton and Will Arnett

Supporting characters include Jessica Walter, Peter Capaldi and Danny McBride

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based

Sam couldn't pull this trademark-pretentiousness of the series also, but thats why its cool - I can't watch either of them without being at least a tiny bit amused at their always-trolling-on-some-level attitude.

Jon Voight and Eric Roberts

i'd watch this shit out of this

>woman and black man
we /progressive/ now

Joaquin Phoenix and Pedro Pascal in New Mexico

youtube.com/watch?v=PPXgvQOHFXg

I like this one.

Posting a rare Brendan

That would be WILD

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Abe Vigoda and Christopher Lee as a pair of retired detectives reuniting for one last case.

r8

I was also thinking Emily Blunt in the place of JGL

I really want to see more detective Loki

Jake is too intense for JGL and they are on very different acting levels anyway. Jake and someone like Norton seems to be a much better mix.

I agree, Norton is a better idea

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Them 2 dont work together as a team. Maybe if Mel is the-bad-guy - sure. Also fallout isnt a true detecive kind of setting, way different style than what we had until now.

Yes

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Why must Mel be the bad guy?

>Also fallout isnt a true detecive kind of setting
I agree, but I think it could work.

Mel seems a tiny bit more fitting for a bad guy out of them, but just a bit, so either way is fine imo.

Fallout style can work for a series with these parameters, but it wouldn't be much of a "true detective 3" is what im saying.

Match made in heaven

>but it wouldn't be much of a "true detective 3" is what im saying.

I know, but I like True Detective S1, Mad Max and Fallout 1, I'm just being autistic.

you need more meme actors, op

All of us are.

Kate Mara & Rooney Mara.

And the Director better make sure there's a sex scene between them.

their careers are dead, but this could bring it back to life

Underrated

Im choking from laughter, this comment is like heroine to me!

Everybody on Cred Forums would watch it

steven seagal, colin firth, tyrese gibson

A deathcult doing shit in South Central. Two cops are hot on their trail though.

youtube.com/watch?v=maWaWNNIiFs

>lots of people posting Casey Affleck
Great taste

youtube.com/watch?v=UpirhfZmk58

Adam Driver and Oscar Isaac.

I would LOVE to see these two actors as a fellow detectives trying to solve mysteries together. Come on True Detective 3, bring me the dream.

You're a cheeky cunt I'll give you that.

>forensic scientist nerd girl and veteran detective having an affair

>jaime-pressly.jpg
wtf she was more similar to Portia de Rossi (from Arested Development) before

>they have to hunt down Julia Stiles before she steals all of the BBC in America

>in the 90's

Dani and Bella Thorne as lesbian strippers.

Holy shit... we've got a winner.

From the dusty courtroom, her looming shadow grows
Hidden in the clauses, now everything she owns
She counts his money slowly, heart filled with greedy lust,
And when he touched his hair, he screamed high the word "JUST"

that would be JUST Detective

Detectives:
Tim Heidecker
Elisabeth Moss

Setting:
West Virginia

Theme song:
Dunkelheit by Burzum

I think it could work

Sam Rockwell would be the shit

I think you could work on not being a complete castrato.

Daniel Day Lewis as Adam Egret

nah man, I seriously think it could work

well Von Triere is pretty edgy, but what reddit has to do with that besides being a lame running joke, i don't know

In the style of Johnny Cash

Peter Krause and Keith David as the detectives in a super dark comedy set in Florida. Absurd humor and a lot of sweatting.

artie lange of course lel.

ed norton paired with someone akin to jgl or jake would be hella good man.

i really liked the aforementioned performance in red dragon.

/thread

only good ones

would be nice, but unrealistic

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You BASTARD ;___;

>he still thinks there's gonna be a season 3

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You want to have Pedro in True Detective S3?

McAdams no..

>60 rating is still green
this is why we can never have nice things

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he's a padawan

Bow down faggots.

Post-9/11 hysteria in DC and Virginia focusing on two FBI agents trying to unravel a strangely supernatural conspiracy. Played by David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson.

Ron Perlman and Bruce Campbell.

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Fuck. THIS.

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You're all very fucking welcome

youtube.com/watch?v=n2RLwrm82kc

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I never knew I wanted this but now I can't think of anything else

these two set in the south western united states as veterans of the spanish american war

I'd watch it just because fincher

underrated winner post of the day

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lmao

Neal McDonough and Bruce Greenwood

Director: Nicolas Winding Refn

Detectives: Michael Biehn & Ken Watanabe (with the Goose thrown in for good measure)

Setting: New York City, 2030s

Intro: Maximum Black by Gunship youtube.com/watch?v=xcf13_OzsPU

Don't even pretend you don't want this right now

Tom cruise with facial hair
Will Farrel in a suit
Kristen Stewart as sexually liberated woman
And Nicolas cage on a motorcycle

New York city 2018

Opening song is hallelujah

Some Muslims are up to something