AND IT MADE ME FEEL
LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT
AND IT MADE ME FEEL
LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT
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wheres my PANTS
wheres my pants..
wheres my PANTSSS
was it fake?
of course it was, he had none of the ticks and it didn't even come off as a sporadic enough to be convincing
Still love him the same
SHITING OUT THE WINDOW AND PISSING OUT THE WINDOW
ARE TWO, DIFFERENT, THINGS
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU WALK A MILE
IN MY SHIT!
THIS BETTER BE THE PUFF DADDY VERSION OF THIS OF SONG
BOB SAGET
LAST TIME I GAVE A SHIT
I GOT FUCKED!
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL
.......................................FUCK SALT.
THATS NOT MICKEY MOUSE THATS JUST TIT DIRT
THAT'S NOT MICKEY MOUSE
THAT'S TIT DIRT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OH SHIT
BITCH
I love you
youuu FAGGET
I'm glad some things never fully go away.
OH FOR CYRING OUT LOUD I SAID BACON AND EGGS!
I HAVE TO LIVE IN THIS HELLHOLE
AND ALL YOU DO IS PLAY WITH YOUR TITS AND LOOK AT YOUR ASS AT THE SAME TIME
OOLOOOLOOLOO
AND NOT THAT STING, PIECE OF SHIT
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCK
WHAT THE HELL'S A PETER PAN PEANUT BUTTER ALERT?!
SHE HAS NICE ASS
FASHION BUG
FASHION BUG
who's that faggot with a tuba?
aw, SHIT !
SORRY
Dad can you google Limp Bizcut for me?
>where's my glasses?
>heh-..........
AHAHAHAHAAHAAHH YOUR GRAMPA'S AN ASSS HAHAHAHAHAHA
We're gonna be out of the butt and into the fuck if we don't come up with that $36
Hello.
I bought your toothpaste, the one with tartar control, AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIEEEET!!!!
I want a Biggie Fries and give me some SHIT TO DRINK!
GARBAGE DISPOSAL SOUNDS LIKE CHEWBACCA TAKING A SHIT
I love my grandma janelle, she's the sweetest person in the entire world, and God bless her. BUT SHES OLD AS FUCK
OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
I SAID BACON AND EGGS
WHOEVER NAMED IT FASHION BUG SHOULD HAVE A BROOM HANDLE SHOVED UP HIS ASS!
the way he looks over the microwave is hysterical
WAIT A MINUTE YOU DICK!
>I DON'T HAVE A DICK, YOU PRICK!
...Shirlena? OHH SHIT!
...
BITCH! I LOVE YOU
YEAH HE LOOKED LIKE A PISSED OFF PUERTO RICAN
Who's that faggot with the tuba?
>THAT'S OUR DAD!
AWWW SHIT!!
HE'S A LONG LEGGED PISSED OFF PUERTO RICAN
I want two cheeseburgers, and I want ketchup and pickles on 'em, and don't load 'em up with a bunch of bull-SHIT!
I want a biggie fries, and give me some SHIT to DRINK!
LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT A PORCUPINE'S BALLS! THEY'RE SMALL, AND THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!
Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries, we find out if anybody gives a shit about Bigfoot!
UPDATE!!
TURNS OUT NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT, SO FUCK HIM!
LAST NIGHT, SOMEBODY BROKE INTO MY HOUSE AND STOLE A WHOLE BUNCH OF BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SHIT
WHEN I DIE AND GO TO HEAVEN AND SEE GOD, I'M GONNA SAY... "SHIT."
AAAAHHHHH BOB SAGET
I HAVE TO LIVE IN THIS HELL HOLE!
ALL YOU EVER DO IS STAY AT HOME, AND PLAY WITH YOUR TITS AND YOUR ASS AT THE SAME TIME!
UPDATE!
LAST NIGHT SOMEBODY BROKE IN AND STOLE OVER $500 WORTH OF SHIT FROM MY PLACE! THAT'S RIGHT! OVER $500 WORTH OF BULLSHIT!!!
Tourettes Guy is kino as fuck. Why'd they stop making videos?
Like true kino-sseurs, they stopped at the top before they eventually degraded in quality and became a shitty clickbait channel
WHO'S THAT FAGGOT WITH A TUBA
I thought he died in a carcrash.
Nah, they just stopped because they hit a low in creativity, instead of milking the thing like all youtubers do nowadays like AVGN
>are you the guy who plugged the toilet?
IT WAS A GOOD SHIT
Last AVGN I watched was Toxic Avenger.
I hope this is the Puff Daddy version of this song, not that Sting, piece of SHIT
WHO BEEN FUCKING UP THE ASS?
bitch, i love you
I'M TOO PISSED TO GIVE A SHIT
FUCK SALT
FUCK YOU KID YOU'RE A DICK!
THAT'S MY ASS!
dad want some twizlers?
NO!
They're really good
NO!
C'mon
BUTTFUCK
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Why do unofficial Tourettes Guy videos have more views than the real one?
What happened to their real channel?
>there's a bird in the house
>bird sits on top of a clock
>tourette's guy throws something at the clock and it falls off the wall
>bird doesn't realize what's happening and just falls down with the clock for a couple of seconds
my favorite episode
>Why do unofficial Tourettes Guy videos have more views than the real one?
Because leechers reupload with tons of more tags on the videos
I'D LIKE TO TIT FUCK HER IN THE ASS
WHO'S ASS HAVE YOU BEEN FUCKING THAT FEELS HAAAAAAAAARD!!!
>WHO'S THAT FAGGOT WITH A TUBA
Rich Evans
>throw paper towels
>hit TG in dick
You better be glad it wasn't hard!
I MEAN THIS THING NOT MY DICK
I DON'T HAVE A DICK YOU PRICK!
The other day they had a twelve hour marathon of Scooby-Doo and friends on Cartoon Network. I watched all twelve hours, when I was finished I said SHIT!
Bacon and eggs, dear!
AAAWWW FUCK
SHIT!
they still make vids for christ's sake
>Makes claim
>Got no evidence or proof
Actual sound advice
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fucking speds
THERE'S A WHOLE LOT OF FUCKING GOING ON IN THIS ROOM
I'D SHOVE A CAN OF PRINGLES UP THAT PREACHER'S ASS AND BE HAPPY TO TELL HIM ABOUT IT
AWWWWWW SHITT
WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER, PISSED THE SEAT, AND HID MY KEYS???
YOU CAN'T SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS
Darn,
OH DANGIT!
I used to live in Whitehall, OH, but I never saw Danny.
>Dad I heard he killed himself
>I'D KILL MYSELF TOO IF MY LAST NAME WAS... COMBS
WHERE'S MY GODDAMN PANTS
ID KILL MYSELF TOO IF MY LAST NAME WAS COOOMBS
I'D KILL MYSELF TOO IF MY LAST NAME WAS - COOOOOOOOOOOOMBS
no
No.
NO!
BUTTFUCK!
BUT NOW HE JUST SITS AT HOME WITH HIS ASS UP HIS ASS
RrrrraaAAAAAARRRGGghhh
When he throws it oh my word
>dad what's that white stuff
>THATS MY ASS
Fuck you Rick More-anus, fuck you and your.. PUSSY WHIPPED FRIENDS
Fashion bug.
Fashion bug.
FASHION BUG.
I'd like to meet the faggot that called it fashion bug and shove a broom up his ass.
YOU CANT DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS
I BOUGHT YOUR COLGATE TOOTHPASTE, THE ONE WITH TARTAR CONTROL, AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT
WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT
MENS ASSES
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT "TOTAL"
THATS WHY ALEX TREBECK HAS A PICTURE OF A GIRAFFE, IN HIS ASS, DURING AN EARTHQUAKE
*calmly puts on glasses
WHAT THA FUCKKKKKK?
AH SHIT
YOU HAVE BAWLS!
FUCK THE PHILIPPINES
They can fill up my ass
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK
Wasn't me
>he's that guy that played Data on Star Trek
>oh yeah. I wonder what he's doing these days?
PROBABLY GETTING FUCKED
IN THE ASS
YOU'RE NINETY FOUR YEARS OLD AND DON'T KNOW WHO ALF IS?
FAGGOT
it's amazing how obvious it is that it's staged skits when you rewatch it now, I can't believe I ever wondered if it was real back in the day.
I guess it was a more naive time, now with all the bullshit staged prank videos, the acting standard has gone way up. Danny's son's whiny voice now sounds like such bad acting in comparison
Still very funny though
>trumpet blares
OH BOB SAGET
ronald mcgoddamn donald
PIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
*calendar pages fall*
wowee nice quotes Cred Forums!!
I DON'T GIVE a DEAD MOOSE'S LAST SHIT
What's his best video
FUCK SALT
Don't you EVER talk about MY DICK without my permission!
One of the best
>PISSING OUT THE WINDOW AND SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT A PORCUPINES BALLS
THEYRE SMALL
AND THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT