ITT: Characters who are literally you

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Me with the stick.

Intelligent, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor

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I've got three

those are me as well
we should have a beer sometime lol

These guys get it.

I know it's Black Sails, but I'm now imagining you as Jody timing all of your cum's to Kiss From a Rose by Seal.

Where's that from?

So you're fat as shit even though you only eat scraps and have to fight daily against an otherworldy menace?

i have a bigger butt tho

>I'm just a kid like you

Not having a good day.

I try to be funny, but I often wonder if people are just humoring me and actually they all make fun of me behind my back. Because of this I have trust issues and have very few close friends, one of which is a complete tool who uses me to satisfy his ego, the other is my cousin who is a turbo-autist but is probably my best friend.

I've been relatively successful with women, but I've also been cheated on in nearly every relationship. It's my fault.

I struggle with my weight constantly, and lack the discipline to stay on a strict diet.

I'm balding, though.

At least you aren't a jew my man

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London

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Overwatch was technically going to be a movie

tell us about it

"Whore"

I hope you really get into character and shit in the streets multiple times

No, not the horse

Cool, mysterious, total fucking psycho, damaged

Literally nothing wrong with raising a dead man's baby. You don't call ned a cuck do you

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#slayer4lyfe

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