Cast sitcom about your family

Cast sitcom about your family

>Jessica Chastain as mother
>Bryce Dallas Howard as aunt
>Deborah Ann Woll as older sister

Josef Fritzl as my Daddy

>Jessica Chastain as mother
>Bryce Dallas Howard as aunt
>Deborah Ann Woll as older sister

and Bella Thorne as the troubled little sister

All of them take turns sitting on my face for 30 minutes

Gary Glitter as my uncle

no one would watch this. why would anyone watch this.

>sitcom
What's the comedic element?

>Mel Gibson as my father
>Ryan Gosling as my preferred older brother
>Emma Roberts as my rebellious younger sister
>Rebecca Hall as my ex-mother/ex-wife to my father

We are white nationalists.

It's a funny show that pokes fun at white nationalists and white heritage in general to attract the sjw audience then in the mid part of season 2 it starts dropping little red pills, there is a cliff hanger at the end of season 2 that makes the audience question if it's funny anymore.

Season 3 gets cancelled after 1 episode after Mel Gibson is given full control over production and the show gets compared to Leni Riefenstals Triumph of the Will.

i would watch it desu

>sitcom
>What's the comedic element?

>Roseanne Barr as mother
>John Goodman as father
>young Adam Sandler as brother
>young John Travolta as me

Christina Hendrecks as mom
Kat Dennings as sister
Me as me

And Christina Hendricks as their cousin.

Triumph of the Will was magnificent.

Kill yourself.

my penis would watch it

>no Hendricks
>no JLH
>no scene where they all break in on me jacking off in the bathroom and call me a tiny dicked faggot before as a group rubbing their smelly dirty socked feet on my cock until I cum

nice wig

>No scene where you wake up in the middle of the night and find them all standing over your bed holding the collection of dildos you've been stealing from them over the years.
>No cut before commercial break where they flip you over, hold you down, and start greasing your ass up.

>no Hendricks
>And Christina Hendricks as their cousin.

wew, i'd watch these

Go back to /hr/, motherfucker

I cast them in a play hosted in my rape dungeon where I'm the only audience member.

Also, I will be dressed as a baby during the performances.

Pic related

>there still no mommy cinematic porn universe

Sister ~ melissa benoist
Mother ~ charlize theron

Incest sitcom that is x-rated starring

>Kat Dennings as my older sister
>Christina Hendricks as my mom
>Hayley Atwell as her best friend
>Sofia Vergara as neighbor
>Bryce Dallas Howard as my aunt
>Susan Sarandon as Grandma
>Allison Brie as cousin
>Katy Perry as another cousin
>Ariel Winters as little sister

Good show.

Ye

>>Deborah Ann Woll
LITTLETITTIESHUGENIPPIES

Annie as my private music teacher

>MEW: fine arts teacher

He never implied otherwise dum-dum.

great addition

You wish she was on team blue eyes.

wouldn't have it any other way

MEW is perhaps one of the finest additions to the MCU

>tfw Annie x MEW headcanon

Those calves...

how can womanlets compete?

Is this thighkino?

...

>juicy thighs
>flat chest
>big ass


MY DICK CAN'T TAKE IT

Delicious dfc

...

i'd drag my dick through miles of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

Is girl posting better than shitposting for triggering channers to feels