Gilmore Girls

>Fuck the shitty dialogue style in this stupid gay show.
Where do you live user? I'm on my way to kick your ass.

Yes. but they dispense witty quips and pop culture references throughout the whole thing.

It's surprisingly not that cheesy, it may be the dialogue but it's supreme cozy tier.

Later seasons are meh, but still worth watching, honestly surprised they managed to have the show go as long as it did without rory getting BLACKED, sexually harassed or having abortions

>not liking fast-paced screwball dialogue
pleb detected

Perfect

The comfiest thing that's been on tv, honestly. Treats comedy smartly and doesn't wait for you to "get it", and most accurately depicts that feeling when you need to ask something big from your parents and don't know how they'll react.

Thanks, anons. I'll check it out.

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My mom watched the entirety of this show and loved it to death.

Gave her the dream of retiring to that one small American town where there's one street and everyone knows you.

So its comfy, I just don't see myself watching it.

>Is this cheesy/comfy like CW shows?
After a fashion yes, but far more sophisticated than the ones you're probably thinking of.

Gilmore Girls is actually rather brilliant once you get over the premise which makes it sounds like a dumb girly show for fags. I remember being skeptical when my best friends told me I should watch it, but after a few episodes I was hooked. It's funny, heartwarming and maximum comfy.

It actually got me through a very tough time in my life when I was down and out, were it not for GG I might have killed myself.

the ugly gook chick was annoying af tho

This is reddit the tv show. People give shit for MCU being quippy but this is x1000. Way more quips in 30 mins.
Rory is shit with her shiny big ass fivehead allways fantasizing about dean. The fucking annoying ass gay french nigger and dont get me started on fat melissa mcarthy. Holy shit im getting mad just thinking about this show...

I did dump lots of cummies to the mom though.

Lane is awful until she joins that rock band, their antics are hysterical.

>A comedy show being quippy
you don't say

the first couple of episodes in the first season is the only good ones. after that, she becomes a total entitled slut and i hate her

delete this NOW.

Wait are you ppl telling me that the appeal of the show was not the incest vibe and wanting to have a threesome with the 2 of them?.

that's part of the appeal, but the show would be great even without that

Top Tier:
Published Jess

Mid Tier:
Season 1 Dean

Bad boy Boyfriend (also bad boyfriend) Tier:
Jess
Season 2 Dean

Holy Shit what are you doing Rory?! tier:
Married Dean

Worst Tier:
Logan

Well Rory was a cheating whore who consistently went for Chads criminals and bad boys

I had a serious girlfriend for four years who grew up watching this show. She came from a troubled home with an unreliable mother figure and saw Lorelai as a replacement. She also says she was exactly like Rory growing up, which is likely true since she was extremely intelligent and always chose academics and adult conversation over "young people things." In our relationship she was exactly like Rory was with her various boyfriends, and I realized watching the show that I am a lot like the type of boy she learned to be attracted to through the show.

What I'm getting at is that I've had sex with Rory Gilmore and it's everything you could dream and more. Before giving me her first blowjob she asked how to do it right and then proceeded to straight A the shit out of my dick. Rory Gilmore is used to being the best at everything, and that includes taking cock. Licking my balls and deepthroating my shaft were turnons for her because she had to be better than other girls at literally everything, and she knew her tongue game got straight As. If you ever meet a cutie who really likes Gilmore Girls, convince her you're an intellectually misunderstood bad boy and then fuck every hole on her body. Anything that "normal girls won't do because they can't handle me" is what Rory wants.

Trust me, this show is something you want to mention on a first date.

Gilmore Girls has gotten me laid more times than other other "Netflix and chill" show

Man, Lorelai had such better taste in men than Rory. Lor dated bro-tier guys while Rory was into bitchy faglords

It's amazing how some TV shows get you through rough patches, for me is King Of The Hill, Friends and GG

I recently ended with my GF and GG was pure heaven, I'm stuck in the last season in the episode when they all go to Logan's place in Martha's Vineyard and I can't bring myself to complete it because Luke is acting like a douche and I see some of my douchiness in him.

Thanks, bro.

>God Tier:
Jason Stiles - witty, intellectual, friendly with the Gilmores, basically a Whit Stilman character.
Lorelai's true soulmate.

>Mid Tier:
beat poet Jess / well-meaning but ultimately undependable Chris

>Meh Tier:
Luke. Dean. Max.

>Worst Tier:
LOGAN FUCK HIM IN HIS FUCKING SMUG FACE REEEEEEEEE

Luke is great tho

who cares?

> I'm stuck in the last season in the episode when they all go to Logan's place in Martha's Vineyard
oof. that's the beginning of the end for me.

I think that's S6 though, not the final season, which is truly trash.

knowledge of how he is IRL colored my perception of him in the show.

apparently he didn't get along with Amy or Lauren at all. He also sings in a blues band and it's pretty embarrassing. It's like if your dad thought he was really good at karaoke so he started a band to prove it.

>Jason Stiles
Fucking Krelboyne nerd faggot

porn parody when???

>People give shit for MCU being quippy but this is x1000

The MCU is about heroes trying to save the world from X. And the quips are in the middle on a fight were people, civillians are in danger of dying. They quip while talking about alien armies coming to genocide a country and shit like that.

in Gilmore Girls they quip while having breakfast....
You are comparing a comedy with what it's suppose to be high stakes action movies.

My sister really liked this show.

That girl in the pic is absolutely fuckable too.

I'd love to finger bang your sister while we watch gilmore girls together.

Me too desu senpai

Don't tell her though.

Will it give me the same comfy feels as Freaks and Geeks?

Logan was PERFECT.

Fuck i knew when i was watching this with my gf last month "i bet betas must had hated him".
Logan was top tier, and actually wanted to grow up with her. both Jess and Dean wanted everything to always be the same

Did IR scene, worthless trash

Logan was a jackass fratboy who complained about his family (boo hoo I'm so rich and my Dad actually EXPECTS things from me as his heir waaahhh) while at the same time having no problem spending their money on the most extravagant shit

The scene where Jesse comes back and asks Rory why she is dating such a dickbag is one of the shining moments of season 5

If you ever bitched about 'quips' in anything, do not watch this show. 99% of the dialogue is quips, and the other 1% is quirk.

It's a show about 2 women who are fucking idiots and act like idiots for about 100 seasons of the same shit. They live in a quirky house doing quirky things, never have to worry about money because rich parents.

You'll like it if you enjoy pointless, repetitive fluff that appeals to sentimentality for something you wish you had, and the kind of hyperspeed quirky, ''''''''''''''witty''''''''''''' conversations you thought were cool when you were 14.

I think we all know who wrote this post...

>marathoning it in autumn
>marathoning it in winter

Oh yes.

Get hype for November.

>the kind of hyperspeed quirky, ''''''''''''''witty''''''''''''' conversations you thought were cool when you were 14.
Yeah, because kids love Aaron Sorkin and screwball comedies from the 1930's and 1940's which that style of dialogue is based on

kill yourself pleb

Bunheads revival when??

>Didnt watch that stuff when he was 14
>Calls others plebs

Get rekt omnipleb

>mfw people don't like Sorkin
His dialogue is too comfy to hate. Even as a kid I fucking loved sports night.

I still need to watch this

The man is brilliant he's just far too political. Okay Aaron, we get that you have opinions, tone it down a notch

PLEASE

>implying this wasn't the greatest president America ever had

it was a different time

It's actually not that good out of the gate. First couple of episodes are all over the place. Only truly finds its footing towards the end.

Prepare yourself for a new waifu though.

Yeah I'm thinking of cutting my losses and stopping right here. But this is Rory's hottest so I'm torn.

fag

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>no one posting about Paris being the supreme waifu and how there's an alternate universe where Rory and Paris get together as lesbian soulmates
>no one falling in love with Paris

>falling in love with a crazy person

damaged paris is best paris. that episode where she didn't get into harvard was pure. i just want to hold her and tell her that everything's going to be fine.

>ywn be rory in this scene

feels bad man

Rory got so hot in season 4 onward, she developed a figure and has a surprisingly pert ass for someone with her body type

This shit got me the most in this series. Not once did anyone call paris out on being such a fucking lunatic. She was just allowed to chat shit to anyone and no one said anything back.

>not having a crazyfu
shit taste desu

Paris would be fun for a while but then if you fail to break her to your will she will utterly dominate your life.

she is called out every once in a while, and most people simply avoid

Also you'd be surprised at the kind of behavior you can get away with when you're a woman.

Mexican genes.

She turned into a complete hottie... looked great on Mad Men too (she had the saddest story arc of the show by far)

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you better be a manlet, user

only 6'1, is that manlet enough?

just imagine what she's like in bed

Nothing she particularly says is offensive and half of it is just the blunt honesty you keep in your head for social grace. Like when she calls her roommate's intrusive bf a fat slob, she was probably right.

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lauren graham is the ultimate milf

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