>he watches movies on 1.0x speed
He watches movies on 1.0x speed
kek this.
>be me
>19 year old femanon
>see cute guy in uni's dinning hall
>make him give me his number
>ask him if he wants to "watch a movie Friday night ;)"
>fast-foward to friday night
>wear my sluttiest outfit
(heavy red lipstick, white booty shorts, red crop-top shirt, heavy eye make up)
>he comes to my room
>we talk about classes and other dumb shit before the good stuff
>start feeling him up
>"You brought the movie?" I say
>"Yeah
>pulls out TDKR
>".. oh you like Superbat?.."
>"Yeah. Batman."
>decide to go with it
>"Tell me if you wanna get to the climax faster;)"
>"..."
>he presses play
>wait for a while thinking he'll do it after the opening logos
>mfw he keeps playing it at 1.0x
>mfw he doesn't want to fuck a hot girl as fast as possible
I think he's gay. I stopped replying to his texts.
>he doesn't watch movies frame by frame
tits or gtfo
>he watches anime
>implying a pussy is better than prime Banekinomae
>He watches one movie at once
>he watches movies
>not just listening to the audio while being productive doing useful shit
Sorry, boys but this pussy and tits are for Chad only.
I unironically watch movies while browsing Cred Forums in the overlapping window
Yeah, I'm a rebel
...
>He doesn't close his eyes and just listen to a movie, visualising every scene with the power of his imagination
>He watches anything less than kino
>he WATCHES kino
>tfw to enlightened too not EXPERIENCE distilled kjno exclusively except for the occasional guilty pleasure kino
>he still watches kino
>doesn't just watch Kultura
That's funny. I usually fuck without putting movie on. Then forget to grab it when I leave so I can come back later to get it.
>He doesn't just look at the poster and read the synopsis
I watch Shaneemo at 1.7x and Zinema at 1.4x
>not watching movies at 0.5x speed
cant even remember the last time i actually watched a movie
>no 2 subway delicious sandwiches in homage of our idols Jonah and Jerry
I can't remember anything
I can't even think
I can't
I can't
I am not.
I
>bitches about 1.0x but fast forwarded to Friday night
You're worse than him by skipping all the buildup.
>Flick
2.0x
>jaunt
1.5x
>movie
1.0x
>film
.75x
>kino
.5x
/thread
Maybe he didn't want to be accused of raep?
Baneposting is better than pussy tbqh