/got/ general

Only to the one true God.

A true incest fetishist would make him fuck Sansa AND Arya.

He wouldn't even have Jon so much as touch his aunt since they don't have the forbiddeness from growing up together that appeals to the fetishist

Are you insane? Sansa has no claim to the throne. You are retarded my friend.

What brought you back, was is the manlet posting?

Talking about the Northern throne dumbass

I wish you all good fortune in the threads to come

just checking in, I rarely come on Cred Forums and saw the thread

Is this the only spoiler?

It's bullshit, don't believe it

No dumbass Stannis offered Jon to rule Winterfell as warden. He never offered King in the north.

Well then he'd support Sansa as Wardeness.

Jon just pulled a fucking Renly

I know it is especially dead Viserion and being rode by the NK. But that Dany and Jon shit? We all know thethat are endgame

I want to go back to Seasons 3-4 ;_;

My point still stands that Stannis was never offering to give away the north.

But I have to disagree on Sansa. I don't see Stannis ever giving Winterfell to a woman at the time. He would have found a nother close house. He never considered Shireen to matter much until he was facing death in the books and that was for the iron throne. He would have considered a ligetimized bastard by his own decree as wordan before Sansa.

>Dany and Jon fuck on a boat

>. But that Dany and Jon shit? We all know thethat are endgame

Endgame is jonarya or no jon pairing. Jonerys isn't incest enough, besides being aunt and nephew, they're strangers.

You don't go from incest as fuck jonarya in the outline to the least incest possible

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>Stannis was never offering to give away the nort

Then he could conspire with Sansa to place her as the rightful until Bran comes back Warden in the North instead of the usurper Jon Snow who's not only an unlegitimized bastard but stole the North from Stannis.

Jon has little reason to bend the knee to Stannis if the North just tried to secede

Sophie

But Jon Arya don't make sense why would both of the most looking stark get together? Jon has a redhead fetish thanks to Cat

Then he'll fuck both.

One who looks like the mom he never knew and one who looks like the mom he had and hated

This!

>He doesn't think wight viserion is happening

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

Viserion is Tyrion's dragon

Hehehehehehehehehehe

No its brans in season 8 when he has to warg it to take it away from the night king and save everyone

Friendly reminder that Syrio Forel survived and is currently disguised as Meryn Trant.

That last thread was comedy gold.

But seriously, what is the big deal with Dany and Jon fucking on a boat while the wall is coming down? Is it because they should be doing other things? What other things are there to do? They just gave the Night King a dragon.

Bran is just going to wary into in Season 8 anyway.

Is this the worst fight choreography in the entire series?

>what is the big deal with Dany and Jon fucking on a boat while the wall is coming down?

because muh rightful kang and kween having babbies n' riding dwagons

NORMIES DID THIS

It was a mistake to get so invested in this show

this is

no, this is

Because its what the normie fans want

How are you all prepping for s7?

Proof? Also, what if they fuck in the books? Then it would be what GRRM wanted from the beginning.

Trying not to think about it so I don't have to feel every single day of the wait.

I daresay that she is /our girl/?

>someone took the time to type all this and respond to himself on reddit and Cred Forums, then screencap it and compile it

All hail,

Dinneris of House Targaryam.

First of Her Name.

McNuggetborn,

Mother of Hotwings,

Queen of the Love 'Andals and the First Frying Pan,

Queen of Oreos and Westerdoritos,

The Unburnt,

Calorisi of the Great Grass Brasserie,

Breaker of Scales,

Leader of The UnMcFlurried,

Rescuer of Slaves and the Hamburglar,

Leader of the Hotdogthraki.

Fuck off showfag

>“By right Winterfell should go to my sister Sansa.”
>“Lady Lannister, you mean? Are you so eager to see the Imp perched on your father’s seat? I promise you, that will not happen whilst I live, Lord Snow.”

>Jon said, "Winterfell belongs to my sister Sansa."
>"I have heard all I need to hear of Lady Lannister and her claim."

I am unironically ruling for Cersei at this point, because at least she's the only one left who is openly ruling because she's a despot and she wants power

she isn't some conqueror who pretends she's ruling for the good of the people like Dany or Jon

>was hoping GRRM was busy writing TWoW since he hasn't blog posted for a week
>he blog posted today talking about his vacation

HOW MANY FUCKING VACATIONS DO YOU NEED YOU FAT FUUUUUCK!

You guys whine, bitch, moan, and complain so much that I hope all the spoilers come true so you can be forever bitter about this.

Both the Giants and the Jets lost, give the fat man a break. He's probably sulking into Sibel's cunt.

wtf I hate grrm now

Fake spoilers from a guy whose friend works at nintendo

>anti social
>stunted sexually
>obsessed with children and tin foil prophecies
Yep sounds like /got/

SANSA BTFO

has this been confirmed in spoilers yet

>now

Stannis should still be in the game. Awful show.

5 years in the future you come across Emilia Clarke working as an escort in a London club.

Because you are so handsome and devilish, she begs you to fuck her for no charge at all.

What do you do before denying her sex?

a) call her fat

b) tell her that Maisie and Sophie were the breakout female stars of GOT

c) remind her that Tamzin would have made a better Dany

d) tell her that her stand in was more attractive

e) mock by reciting the "break the wheel" speech in a silly voice

f) tell her that her career wouldn't have failed if she hadn't been such a terrible, one-note actress

g) smear "Mhysa" on the wall with your feces

These are your only choices, you can only choose one.

this. THIS!

Don't forget the full blow alcoholism

She is truly muh spirit animal

lots and lots of cyanide.

If Meera doesn't get naked next season we riot.

im gay

if you're a fag, you can still call her fat.

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>she went through her entire bullshit journey just to be killed off. Nothing was learned and nothing that transpired will matter.

Her life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
that struts and frets her hour upon the stage
and then is heard no more: it is a tale
told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
signifying nothing.

CLASSIC D&D

what a sloot

I stopped hyping for the show after S5.
I stopped giving a single fuck after S6.

Not prepping at all.

just like Rickon?

>has a braindead zombie monster serving her that she uses to rape mean nuns

LITERALLY /got/

Rickon was literally a nobody. Probably the biggest nobody of named royal characters.

>I can't write mhysa on the wall with HER feces

Terrible choices, not playing.

You know what, I take it back. He wasn't a nobody, he was best known as Angry Autistic Peanut Smasher. He was the least fit to bear the name Stark.

All this full frontal nudity and they still haven't shown Gendry's dick
fix this D&D

The nude fun ended when they refused to show Sansa being violently raped to exhaustion night after night.

We didn't suffer through 5 hours of airtime/25 chapters of Rickon tho.

They had the common sense that reading about a shitty useless babby wasn't fun, so we didn't get much of it.

Sadly they didn't get the same reasoning for the worthless boring mentally-challenged princess.

But we still have a shot at naked Sansa

Sansan, jonsa, ciansa, tyriansa

Imagine how Cersei felt the moment she became Queen of the Seven Kingdoms.

Imagine how she felt after having a miserable life consisting of being married off to a fat loser and being treating as nothing more than a hole, being bitter because you don't have the same benefits a man has in society, having shitty incompetent children, and being constantly mocked by your enemies like that stroke victim bitch and the dwarf faggot.

On top of that, being stripped naked and publicly humiliated in front of the whole city.

She endured all that and more.

So I want you to imagine. I want you to imagine how fucking smug and proud she felt when she became Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. I don't think anyone has ever felt so smug before. She is the Smugest Bitch of the Seven Kingdoms.

She is a fucking she-warrior. A fucking Warrior Queen. That's what she is. The Queen of Smug.

Nothing will ever come close to her level of smugness. Don't even fucking try. You are men, but she is a Woman and she is smug.

Never. It would be too weird for D&D to do, they've seen her grow up. It would also cause too much controversy. They wouldn't show Sansa or Arya or any of the other characters that have grown up on the show naked.

>Cersei is happy she is Queen of the Seven Kingdoms because she wanted to be a queen forever despite knowing the full burden and risks of grabbing power for the Lannisters

An abominable woman. The most abominable woman. Everything she does is devoted to the pursuit of eternal youth because she can't grow the fuck up.

You are now officially Cersei's herald on /got/.
(She would need a full list of titles tho. Queen of smug isn't bad, but she needs more than 1).

So how do they expect us to get off?

The people want to see Sansa getting fucked or eaten out

>they can "show" her being forcefully undressed then raped, but they can't show her titties in a normal sex scene that would please a bunch of normies

>an abominable woman

She is "abominable" because of she was mistreated by the men around her.

Queen of Smug

Queen of the Seven Burning Kingdoms

Cersei 'Fuck the System' Lannister

Cersei 'I'm crashing this kingdom with no survivors' Lannister

Cersei House of Flames

Cersei 'Green Flame' Lannister

She should marry Littlefinger, he'd be ok with sharing a few of those titles.

That loser would get chewed up by Cersei.

>Queen of Smug, first of her name

>Rightful ruler of the Andals, the First Men, and any bitch who tries to invade

>Consort of the Iron Isles

>Breaker of dwarfs and cunty nuns

>Mother of dragon horns

>Goldborn

Even in "death" Stannis is still #1

>Consort of the Iron Isles

Delete this.

Nope. Cersei is, has and always will be #1.

Azor Cersei.

If she actually had more than two brain cells, she would have let Stannis ascend then convince him to divorce and marry her or her daughter instead to make some fully functioning babies. But if any development risks her prime spot in the throne room, nope its an awful idea lots of people have to die.

Is it weird that I don't ship Jonsa, but I ship Kit/Sophie?

I want him to fuck her nasty in the butt and then have Rose cry about it.

Which cast members have fugged other than Lena and Pedro?

Jonsa literally does not work. Jon has more affinity with Loli Mormont than with Sansa.

But he can hate fucker her while pretending she is Catelyn. Jon snow does have /mommy issues/.

>she would have let Stannis ascend then convince him to divorce and marry her or her daughter instead

Are you retarded? Stannis would've had her and her kids killed and Cersei and everyone knows it

You can't have mommy issues if you never had a mommy.

Even Stannis knows how to count money. The moment LIttlefinger foots Stannis the bill for the Seven Kingdoms, Stannis would have opened up to concessions to secure funding. Besides, Stannis wouldn't have the military power necessary to extinguish the Lannisters upon his ascension since Kings Landing is bought and paid for by the Lannisters.

who is the father of her daughter?

It's not about affinity, it's about blood ties and her womb

Not that user but it's the absence or shittiness of what you do have that gives you the issues

Cersei cucked her brother and helped usurp the throne and her children are bastards, he's not making that concession. It would also make him lose a LOT of respect to do so

>That Theon scene is actually happening with that other shit

If Stannis is in a position to ascend the throne, then the Lannisters are already extinguished.

He has no money to rule the Seven Kingdoms and no army to get rid of the Lannisters. Nobody really likes Stannis anyway so people wouldn't obey a call to arms from Stannis so early in his rule.

N-O M-O-N-E-Y

>He has no money to rule the Seven Kingdoms and no army to get rid of the Lannisters.

That's where the iron bank came in to help get him the throne.

Marrying the woman who cucked, killed and usurped his brother and the throne is not something he would ever do or consider doing or that would ever turn out well

Do you mean "no money to rule the seven kingdoms"?

If so, then yes that is an issue, although the Iron bank has extended him a loan.

But if Stannis is in a position where he can occupy KL and actually porperly crown himself, then the Lannister would already have been wiped out by him.

just kill me now DX

Character reunions are an easy thing to predict as storylines coalesce and you have people teaming up. Means nothing for those fake spoilers

Kit and Emilia. There are also rumours about Sophie and Aiden.

The Iron Bank only funded Lannister opposition after it became clearly apparent that the Lannisters can't hold onto power and have no way of paying back the loans with the ever expanding civil war crippling the realm and devouring resources across the board. And even then, they refused to back the North and saw no other viable alternatives until Stannis came.

Wow, talk about an upgrade from Emilia to Rose Leslie. He went from a 4 to a 9.

>There are also rumours about Sophie and Aiden.

No there aren't. We've looked into those, came from a blind item where most thought it was Sophie and Nikolaj and one or two thought it was Sophie and Aidan

>And even then, they refused to back the North and saw no other viable alternatives until Stannis came.

And that hasn't and wouldn't change in this scenario

Well either way, sophie was getting fucked by an older man.

Does the dude in that .gif really hate his nose? Because that's about all he's going to blow off if that gun went off.

According to a blind item. Which like a lot of blind items could be made up bullshit throw generic things on the wall until something seems to stick

Is anyone else tired of both Jon and Dany? According to leaks, they are going to occupy the majority of the story in season 7. Next season sounds like a mary sue and gary stu fest.

The loans were dependent on a vibrant continental economy which would make meaningful gains as Lannister gold expires. This is exactly why everyone made a big deal about "the good of the realm" early on, because keeping the Seven Kingdoms in perpetual peace is easily superior to any other alternative which would smash economic output and destroy regional labor and industries for generations. Stannis rules with an iron hand, but he also knows whats required to maintain his rule. Peace would have ultimately been preserved, in the short term at least.

She doesn't want anyone to know. Think it might be Pedro though, they were together around that time. You would think he would post pictures of the baby too though, he seems good with kids, so who knows?

Its believable though. Most people dont believe that shes gay, which is the other rumour.

Jon will BTFO the Lannisters on the battlefield.
Dany will BTFO the Iron Isles on the battlefield.
The Lannisters will BTFO Jon with wildfire and an undead army.
Dany will save Jon on the battlefield with dragons.
Sansa will BTFO Jon when its revealed Jon and dragons makes him a Targarean and usurp the throne in the North.
Sansa and Cersei will conspire together to fight the Targareans, causing a civil war in the North between pro-Jon and pro-Sansa houses.
Dany marches on Kings Landing while Jon holds off the northern flank and Tyrion holds off the southern flank.

>Stannis rules with an iron hand, but he also knows whats required to maintain his rule. Peace would have ultimately been preserved, in the short term at least.

No it wouldn't.

There is no world where marrying the woman who murdered his brother and stole the crown or her bastard incest daughter would create peace, just makes him easy prey like Robert and look like a fool, an even more power hungry one since he was going along with considering the kids bastards and Cersei a cuckolder

Aiden doesn't seem like the type. He seems very shy.

>There is no world where marrying the woman who murdered his brother and stole the crown or her bastard incest daughter would create peace

Everyone knew the fatass loved his alcohol and his boar hunts. The controversy was over the Lannisters trying to install incestuous illegitimates to the throne, not over some Lannister cousin giving the fatass too much alcohol that day.

Nicolaj is probably more believable. Sophie does tend to get linked to co stars generally (eg Nicolas Hoult).

Maisie and Gwen have also supposedly sucked a fair bit of dick between them.

What's the most disastrous marriage that could be arranged right now? I'd go with Jon and Cersei. Or maybe Ellaria and Euron, imagine D&D writing those interactions.

Believability don't mean shit.

If I'm gonna make things up, i wouldn't be dumb enough to make anything OOC or even ridiculous. Girls date older men, it happens so I could say that about any show and with a show with as many people and crew as GoT, you could attach it to whoever you want. You can also make things up based on what's already actually known from interviews and pictures too. Always some inkling of truth to make shit up from and that you twist

>Maisie and Gwen have also supposedly sucked a fair bit of dick between them.
Gwendoline is PURE
I haven't ever seen Maisie with any guy or girl. Who's she's rumored to have been with?

Arya and Cersei. Arya usurps the throne in the North and kicks Sansa back to her tower because nobody likes her. Cersei has to justify the idea of leaving the Lannisters without a claim to the throne in exchange for a united front against Dany. Arya and Cersei keep trying to kill or embarrass each other every 10 minutes of screen time.

>Lannisters trying to install incestuous illegitimates to the throne, not over some Lannister cousin giving the fatass too much alcohol that day.

The first is usurpation and the highest form of treason next to killing the king. The latter Stannis believes that Cersei did kill Robert and other people believe that too.

Get over it cerseifag

There was a rumour about Maisie and the guy who plays Sam. The other rumours are that shes becoming one of those celebs like say Paris Hilton who escorts for arab Sheikhs and shit. That isnt that believable to be fair, but it also wouldnt be shocking.

>finished GoT very recently
>came to walk about it with Cred Forums
>i have interesting points of view and speculations
>nobody discusses the show as they have already discussed everything there is
>tfw everyone ignores me

>The first is usurpation and the highest form of treason next to killing the king.

Which is why Cersei should not have gone down that road.

>The latter Stannis believes that Cersei did kill Robert and other people believe that too.

Even Stannis thought Robert was a drunk fool. The only illusions Stannis has ever been under were placed on him by the red woman.

That's a pairing that never even crossed my mind. Not sure if I believe that, they don't seem like they would even have much in common.
Also don't believe in the escorting thing. I think she's a qt but she's not conventionally attractive like the people that are rumored to do that kind of stuff.

I could actually believe d&d making Arya a lesbian just to piss off the Gendry / Arya shippers.

I actually think the Gendry/Arya thing was pushed harder on the show, but that may just be because Maisie clearly had a crush on him

Obviously she was also linked to Sophie. I think the mophie stuff is mostly trolling on their part though, i could believe sophie is bi though.

Gendry is a big guy.

>Which is why Cersei should not have gone down that road.

Well she did and she can't take back fucking Jaime and having three incest babies that Stannis knows are incest babies

>Even Stannis thought Robert was a drunk foo

That still doesn't make Stannis retarded. Jon Arryn died he fled knowing he might meet the same fate, then Robert dies and honorable Ned dies trying to take the throne from Joffrey who's a Lannister puppet and incest baby. He knows she killed Robert

They're best friends but I doubt they're anything more
Who knows though?

for you
tfw the only nude pictures of joe dempsie are too dark to make out properly

Agreed. I think theyve probably kissed and fooled around though, but that isnt really gay. I think there might have been something to Sophie and Hailee Steinfeld though.

Sophie seems like a really "Hollywood" actress who does all kinds of stuff if she thinks it's fun, so it's possible

Cersei had all of season 1 to realize that the jig was up. It was only a matter of time before Robert got himself killed on some drunken mishap. Ned was the second instance of a government official stumbling into the succession conspiracy. Instead, she let unfit unstable Joffrey take the throne and accept whatever consequences followed because she wanted to be queen above all else.

If, at any point, she took off the retard hat, she would have realized that there were other ways to keep the Lannisters in power. She didn't even find out about the massive debt problem until much later.

MAISIE IS PURE.

PURE.

>If, at any point, she took off the retard hat, she would have realized that there were other ways to keep the Lannisters in power.

She cheated on the king and gave birth to bastards she set to inherit. No one especially Stannis or even Renly was gonna let her and those kids live. House Lannister might live if Tywin's smart enough to let Cersei and her kids get what's coming to them

maisie is a qt
join me, user
we must stop the maisie bullying

I'm tired of people bullying Maisie!

So what is this GoT fanart competition actor/musician/scholar/literal angel, Isaac Hempstead-Wright mentioned on twitter? Where can we find said art?

Did you guys see the leaked Tommen fap video?

>Nah

No, officer. We surely did no such thing.

Maisie is qt!

what have you done to neil patrick harris

Nothing. Harlem is Haram.

She is cute. I doubt shes as innocent as she looks, but thats not a reason for the shit she gets.

She seems like a nice girl, really. She's 19, she's probably done some stuff, but she's still a qt.

They only say mean things because she plays Arya and has a good amount of screentime.

Of course.

S-StannisXMyrcella OTP?

Is it canon?

Reminder that this shit will be here all to way to season seven premiere....

Good post.

>I actually want this

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Lady Stark, I'm faceless men

Would Stannis agree to that?

ranking the strongest
God tier : Daemon Blackfyre
S Tier : Arthur Dayne, Aemon Dragonknight
A Tier : Cregan Stark, Barristan Selmy, Gwayne Corbray, Ryam Redwyne
B Tier : Robert Baratheon, Smiling Knight, Jaime Lannister, Gerold Hightower
C Tier : Oberyn, Mountain, Hound, Brienne

The Hound, Mountain and Brienne would wreck that fuccboi Arthur Dayne.

Kind of related to this, I wonder if Arya will end up killing Sansa.

Why would she ever do that?

fuck off, dayne nodiff the smiling knight who'd wreck the shit out of gregor

probably not, but who cares, my dick does.

then again it was all for JaimeXMyrcella too.

>putting Brienne with Sandor and Gregor in a bookfag ranking

"no"

Brienne fought like 2-3 times and lost one out of it. She killed no one of great skill/repute.

Meanwhile, it's almost guaranteed that Sandor&Gregor are 2 of the 3 men Jaime thinks could beat him in combat, Selmy being the third.

>this is what dex fags actually believe

The Mountain would smash Lyanna boipucci just like Oberyn's head.

>jonsa shipperfags on suicide watch

Just ignore the cancer.

This board is so butt hurt that Sansa is not going to die and will probably be the only character to live happily ever after in this shitfest.

Sansa is going to die senpai

She has absolutely zero value, both plot-wise and in-universe, they aren't going to keep her on the show to do nothing, as you've noticed with last season's killfest. Unimportant main characters have no place in this show.

Did we have conformation that Sansa doesn't get rekt this season?

She's not even a real character. She just does whatever an episodes script needs her to do and nothing else matters.

Cannot fucking wait for her to buy it.

That's her character. She just somehow still exists, and that's it that's her plot. "Lets see how Sansa survives this next one." If we followed you reasoning she'd be dead by season 2.
I'm not saying I enjoy her character. After she turned the Hound down I lost all interest in her.
She is the princess of this series. Boring, void of any real plot line, yet wearing better plot armor than Snow.

>That's her character.

No, her character is a camera, now that we have better POVs where she stays we don't need her anymore.

hair not red

bitch is dead

>better POVs where she stays we don't need her
She survived Marg. She's not going anywhere user.

>She survived Marg

How is that relevant?

Soapyfags are the most delusional people there are, just like their favorite character

>Character reunions are an easy thing to predict as storylines coalesce and you have people teaming up. Means nothing for those fake spoilers

Maybe not so much the character reunions themselves, but most of the speculation I read was under the impression Jon was staying in the North for some sort of Littlefinger/Sansa and meeting Bran. The fact he's going south specifically to deal with Dany and she's not too preoccupied fighting Cersei (which probably means like he says there is more diplomacy than fighting going on this season) is a curveball I'm not sure many expected this soon.

The "fake" spoilers are some of the first i've read to propose this much overlap this soon, just before WOTW posted reports about the story moving in that direction. So the timing is kind of bizarre and WOTW normally debunks fake spoilers instead they're deleting discussion from their site. Don't forget he posted some of his spoilers 10 days ago and specifically mentioned the Theon/Jon conversation and Dany encountering Brienne in the Dragonpit before WOTW posted that shit, when again most people had assumed that place was being used for Dany to keep her dragons after Cersei's defeat.

Hopefully they're fake but you at least have to admit the sudden similarities with stuff coming from reliable sources is a bit startling.

S-script can change, r-right guys?

D&D just released the rumors to test the waters, right..?

why did Tywin bring his horse in the throne room ?

For the same reason he's wearing armor: show.

It's how it happened in the books, though it didn't translate well at all to action. If you never read the book then the poop is awkward and the everything is just fucking awkward as fuck. This was back when D&D were still pandering to book readers, though I suspect they made the scene extra bad on purpose to mock and shit [literally! HA HA HA] on the smug whiny book readers, which is fine by me

Because he's an egomaniac

le rugged general paying homage to the king, propaganda showpiece

This desu.

Having it take a dump was to contrast that heroic image with reality. As "cool" as it would be to the nobles to see him ride in like that he's still doing it on the back of a big dumb animal that doesn't know or care what is going on and is going to take a big shit on the floor if it feels like it. It also works thematically but I suspect when George wrote it he was going more for the practical issues of bringing a horse into the throne room because he loves being a pendantic nerd about that kind of stuff.

>The leaks are real
>The show is going full on pander and fanfic mode

Good, that means no book spoilers. I can enjoy it as the independent story that it is.
Also stop trying to stir shit up, shit stirrer.

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>The fact he's going south specifically to deal with Dany and she's not too preoccupied fighting Cersei (which probably means like he says there is more diplomacy than fighting going on this season) is a curveball I'm not sure many expected this soon.
Why wouldn't people have theories that they meet up? One if the big things jonautists believe is that he'll meet her and one of her dragons will like him

>WOTW normally debunks fake spoilers instead they're deleting discussion from their site

Don't they normally only debunk fake spoilers from what some thinking think is like a legit source? They don't address all rumors or bogus stories that you have people make up every season. And people discussing fake spoilers is more for forum talk than in the comments of the articles so delete that shit

>have to admit the sudden similarities with stuff coming from reliable sources is a bit startling.

Two characcter meetings to me, don't mean anything. And people did think there'd be more than just dragons in the pit considering Red Keep will probably burn and Dany's not gonna lock up her dragons again

I've been tired of those two for a long time

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"enjoy it as an independent show"

>Children created NK
>Hold the Door
>Uncle Benjen
>Dany and the dothraki shit
>victarion actually surviving and and teaming up with dany
>Jon le King

>Uncle Benjen
>Dany and the dothraki shit
>victarion actually surviving and and teaming up with dany
>Jon le King
Where is this ever confirmed to be in the books?

feel free to drop by in my thread

I can't wait for Arya to kill Littlefinger.

Do you really need to read it in TWoW for it to be confirmed?

Are you by chance a christfag?

I want to see Littledick die, but not like that. Deaths in this show now don't hold any weight. They just happen out of the blue, without any foreshadowing or consequences. Instead of Littledick getting caught for all the shit he did, they're just going to execute him for dividing them. It's week.

>do you really need evidence to believe something?

But it's poetic isn't it?

He's not taken down for the huge national war he set off or assassination he pulled off, but for something small.

Like arresting a big time mobster on tax evasion instead of murder.

I don't believe that dude on reddit though

Cersei is a Chaotic Evil done right, for once.

It would be more poetic if he'll just be killed by one of the hotheads he keeps fucking over, like someone really unimportant that he would offhandedly insult and get stabbed.

Is Arya Chaotic Good?

Yes.

Wildlings fit the bill proximity wise

Vale mountain clansmen would be nice too cause you can compare how Tyrion managed to survived to how Baelish failed

Chaotic Evil.

I really want Bronze Yohn to fuck his shit up, after smearing his reputation by implying that he betrayed Sansa and threatening to have him executed. I mean even a muh honour type of guy like Royce might be realistic enough to just slash Littledick's throat in his sleep.

On what grounds?

Too bad D&D will make Royce forget or forgive that Littlefinger did that.

Royce could otherwise just confront Sansa about it and then use her testimony to fuck Littlefinger over and still be honorable

On grounds of killing people just because they followed a king's order, or appear to have left the Night's Watch (which they were thrown to unjustly), or let her friend by taken away somewhere. She's a dumb little girl who believes she has the right to judge people to death, and obviously enjoys the prospect of killing, even before her "troubles" began.

Nope.

Aren't there details in the books about how most of the Vale noblemen are supportive of Littlefinger in the open, but privately despise him? In a "who the fuck are you" kind of way?

Maybe there is potential there, depsite the Vale being mostly unexplored by the show.

>Deaths in this show now don't hold any weight. They just happen out of the blue, without any foreshadowing or consequences.

It's because of the mouthdrooller basic bitches on rebbit. They are always on about "WHO WILL LE DIE NEXT EPISODE GUISE XD XD XD X-----D" and D&D being the typical showrunners in the internet age that they are, went full tilt with it.

There is a Vale conspiracy theory.

>just because they followed a king's order
You mean the fucking Tickler?
>appear to have left the Night's Watch
Not justifiable, not evil
>let her friend by taken away somewhere
????

Those are some pretty shit reasons to condemn someone as evil.

>You mean the fucking Tickler?

No, I mean people like Meryn Trant and the Hound whom she swore to kill simply for following the orders of a tyrant.

>Not justifiable, not evil

Depends what you define as evil. She may think of that as justice, but Cersei thinks the same about the people she kills (or at least though so in the past). The end result is the murder of innocents, which is evil.

>>let her friend by taken away somewhere

She wants to murder Beric and Thoros for letting Melly take Gendry.

>swore to kill
Oh, I thought we were talking about actual action instead of the fevered thoughts of revenge held by a grieving child.
Trant is also a child rapist, in case you forgot.

>murder of innocents
Arya has never killed an innocent person on purpose. She killed Daeron because he did something that anyone she has ever been close to would have condemned with death.
She's like 10-12 years old when she does this. To equate her actions here to the actions of a sociopath using their position to kill dozens of innocents is ridiculous and would be hilarious if it wasn't so pathetic.

>She wants to murder Beric and Thoros
Yeah, she wants to kill people who allowed her only real friend to be kidnapped for money. She's practically the devil.

Just wait until Arya finds out sMelly brought Jon back.

>Trant is also a child rapist

Yeah and she wanted to murder him before he was "discovered as one" (D&D added that to white wash her actions).

You can't justify Daeron's murder. Sure, she's a dumb little girl who doesn't understand the meaning of her actions, but that doesn't make it any less evil.

If Arya had her way, half of Westeros would be dead and there would be no one left to fight the White Walkers. She's a mad dog that needs to be put down.

Looks like the obsessive Arya haters were let out of their basements again.

Looks like feminist landwhales have gone out of r*ddit again.

You mean her anus. I have seen evidence that she likes to make love where she poops.

You're thinking about s*phie.

Someone tweet this at sophie and ask if she can still pull that off.

Steward

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Deader than Ned

Obviously. Only a poor delusional fool thinks elsewise.

I love how lewd Sophie is.

I like that she likes to show off her butt.

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>still no actual leaks of anything actually interesting

Pretty sure "slag sophie" is just an urban myth.

One might say that

she's a slut when it concerns the butt

in things relating to the butt she's an enormous slut

she's quite the slut when it comes to the butt

if it involves the butt, she's a gigantic slut

nobody's as much of a slut
as she is with her butt

everyone who loves a butt
has the number of this slut

in the modern age this ugly slut
must innovate through use of her butt

it's pretty simple, actually: her butt
has been used by the whole cast; what a slut

a big fat slut needs a big fat butt

she's not your average, ordinary slut
she does all kinds of tricks with her butt

when she realized how gifted she'd become with her butt
she was happy to fully embrace being a slut

what's there to explain? you can see her butt
and it's pretty obvious why we also say "slut"

you've got bigger problems if one look at that butt
doesn't confirm for you she's the biggest slut

she takes daily dicks up her butt
the only word for that is slut

it's one thing to just be a slut
but, man, to do what she does with her butt

a girl's born with that kind of butt?
whether she likes it or not, she'll become a slut

there's only so many ways to say she's a slut
but I could go on all day when it comes to her butt

because, to start with, she's a huge slut
but it really gets crazy when she involves her butt

she's a very particular kind of slut
she'll do anything so long as it's in her butt

everyone in the world who's fucked this slut
can't talk about anything except for her butt

most people have business cards - but this slut
is just as memorable for her butt

Seriously, tweet this shit to her and ask for updated pics with Maisie

Yup, sounds like Preston

>she doesn't go down on guys, because she feels that doing that is beneath her

>she'll only date men that are 40+

>like her asshole played with but doesn't go full anal intercourse

>favorite position: sideways doggy

Brit slagwear is hot as fuck. Girls in the US don't dress like this.

What is this about Gendry fighting a polar bear?
I guess from the rest of this, if true I'm sort of happy, the last two seasons were fucking awful I'd rather D&D commit to just making schlock easy entertainment rather than trying to appease everyone and failing miserably

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Would /got/ enjoy Arya/Sansa scenes more than Arya/Bran scenes?

I believe the opposite, I find it unappealingly distasteful.

I would enjoy Bran scenes more than anything, but it appears we're not going to get many. D&D butchered his storyline and made him a side character.

Old pic. Try harder.

The only ones who aren't side characters these days are Cersei, Sansa, Tyrion, Dany, and Jon.

I've seen girls dress like that

Well Arya/Sansa has more drama, they'd fight over Jon and his Targaryen roots and could end in Sansa's death

Arya/Bran get along and not much to discuss unless they're siding against someone they both have skills for

The show has always advertised Cersei, Tyrion, Daenerys, Jon, and Jaime pretty heavily

Looks like a fucking tomato

Social mobility was a mistake

lack of social mobility is what created such beings
sure in the US there are unattractive people, but when I went to visit the UK and from what I've seen in videos the underclasses all have this gross inbred look to them because they had no other choice, or at least their ancestors didn't.

Hahahahah shits hilarious

At least they were kept in their place and didn't generate constant cringe over their atrocious nouveau riche tendencies.

this triggers me so fucking much
go read the books, wikifag

Of course.

Hey come on now she's in the normal weight now, stop this

Do you happen to live in New York City? That's the only place I have ever seen girls look like British slags. Maybe LA but I've never been west of Tennessee so I wouldn't know.

No, I'm in California, a bit outside of LA

That confirms my theory then. So slags are only in the NYC and LA area.

LA because of the whole degenerate vibe and NYC probably has girls who want to look like slags because NY was a British stronghold in the revolution.

>The Wall will fall at the end of the season, while Jon and Dany have sex.

Jesus.

Is that supposed to imply that the union of le ice and fire (=melting) is the catalyst for bringing down the Wall?

Thanks Khaleesi!

Imagine being Jon and siring pic related with Sansa. This is your new king, northfags

Based Stannis thread. Thank you, OP.

Their kids would look like Jon, Sansa or a mix.

He's WAY more related to Khaleesi than Arya or Sansa

>a mix of Tully, Tardaryen and Stard

Truly he'll be the most retarded kid to ever live.

Eggy isn't inbred, he's just hideous like Jonsa children would inevitably be. Ciansa children would be pic related tier at least

>implying Kristen is attractive

kys creepyshipper

the tard that was promised

no it means the gods hate incest as much as I do.

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literally perfect

So stupid it'll rubberband to the other end of the spectrum into pure genius

>Next season is going to be DanyxJon making lovey eyes at each other while using jetpacks (dragons) to cross westeros 3x in 5 episodes. This will culminate in them making love on a boat.

Death is preferable

So you guys believe all the spoilers now right

>yfw Dany and Jon make love for the first time in this position

>"spoilers"

No

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but theyre right unfortunately. better accept it now

what about explaining what the fuck is triggering you retard

Sure they are redditfag

>muh friend's friend works at HBO

Top kek

Who is dead. So he is disguised as a corpse?

poorquentyn is a true patrician and you should all accept it.

poorquentyn.tumblr.com/post/151840855673/soooooo-you-once-said-that-if-asoiaf-had-a

I don't look forward to the show anymore. I am happy to have it but it just is there to me now. I'm really just holding out hope for TWOW.

i told you im not the reddit guy

>Cersei sits it out on the sidelines while Dany and Jon run around Westeros with their armies and deal with the Others

No fucking way, Dany or Jon need to deal with Cersei first, then join up with each other

>Tfw Trump loses

Sure redditfag

Don't underestimate the hackness of GRRM and D&D

yes way, theyre saving the ultimate battle to be between cersei and King and Queen Sue, because the white walker battle can only be resolved by Bran warging the zombie dragon and letting a character other than jon dany or sansa do something is just not the D&D way

Drop C that's a bad meme. That Tamzin bitch is a full fetal alcohol syndrome looking mother fucker and I can't even look at her. I would do D and still fuck her fat greasy ass.

im not the same person but im glad he spoiled everything (and did it under a username and revealed his source like a complete retard) so i can actually talk about the stuff i knew already

You have terrible taste my friend

Objectively

Sure you aren't redditfag

Anything you'd like to add to the spoiler pile?

Thank you Uncle Benjen

Stannis

Would you an Isaac Hempstead Wright? I would an Isaac Hempstead Wright.

like what

i can describe the scene when meera and bran go to castle black which i didnt know was the first scene in the first episode until reddit guy said so. so youll know immediately in the premiere if either one of us was lying

> the scene when meera and bran go to castle black

describe plz

describe it

because /got/ was mentioned here

fucking describe it cunt

the scene opens on bran coming to from a vision, i think before this there might be a scene of the white walker army but i dont know that for sure, meera is pulling him on a new sled which i guess she somehow built but dont expect the show to ever explain that. theyre right outside of castle black and the gates open and Edd and some other nights watch dudes come out. meera introduces herself first and they dont care which is stupid because the reeds are a noble family as well but whatever d&d are hacks. then she introduces bran and he tells them he knows about the Fist of the First Men. then they bring them inside and thats pretty much it. bran seemed kind of fucked up in this scene and i think theyre trying to imply he already knows the wall is going to fall because he keeps staring at it.

chill b

Watch him say generic and easy to guess shit knowing Bran and Edd's characters and of course relationship with Jon

hmm no

Sounds like a terrible opening, and I'm a Branbro.

What's weird to me is how you talk about it like the scene's been filmed and CGI applied. Like people's reactions and how people look. You're a poor liar

new cunts

i thought it was anticlimactic and hamfisted as well

This

>people say who they are
>bran knows shit from visions

Generic

im sorry were you expecting d&d to do something more creative?

Learn how to bullshit better next season retard

They usually do a more "impressive" opening, yes.

im telling you thats how it is. lol. add it to and youll know immediately if im lying about everything

i dont actually know if its the opening. if its not then reddit guy is wrong and might be wrong about more stuff.

>im telling you thats how it is.

Sure redditfag.

Face it, you've been caught

to be honest im a 'branfag' and hate what theyre having him do this season and if i was going to write fanfiction it would be more interesting for him than the literally fucking nothing he does this season

Sure redditfag

ok