Who is the true mommy-fu ?

Who is the true mommy-fu ?

dont make me choose

Chastain

jess is mommy, bryce is auntie
this has been established

mummy left, auntie right, this has been long decided user

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idk i just want to suck their fat pale tits

This is the correct answer.

>tfw too much of a beta to fuck your jessica mom
>tfw too much of a beta to fuck your bryce aunt
>tfw all your friends aren't

Who are those sAuRIANS?

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My ex looked a lot like Chastain and I'm about as beta as they come. There's always hope, user

Chastain is my mommy who keeps wearing revealing clothes and saying inappropriate things

BDH is my auntie who keeps wanting me to get in the pool with her and wrestle

>my ex

get out

JLH is the best mommy

Momma Chastain is pure and elegant and sophisticated, user. Do not besmirch her.

>tfw you wrestle with auntie BDH and she wins by pinning you down and sitting on your face to suffocate you until you tap out

What I failed to mention was that was 5 years ago and I haven't been laid since.

I like the alternative desu

>almost exclusively watch mom son porn now

kill me senpai

T H I I I C C C

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Hnng

user pls

>tfw BWAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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These don't do it for me

Christina Hendricks + Hayley Atwell though, that's what's up

Neither because pic related is obviously the goat momfu.

She can also be painfully unfunny at times like only a mommy can be. Would marry in a heartbeat.

Atwell doesn't look like a sexy mom, she looks like a sexy teacher who bends over a lot.

And Hendricks would be the spinster neighbor who has no husband or kids but always pays neighborhood boys during the summer to do her yard work and clean her pool and she'd sit out with like a long island iced tea and watch and make the boys feel uncomfortable because she only hires 12 year olds.

the one that isnt a blimp

>almost exclusively watch mom son porn

I'm with you too

that's just like your fucking opinion

Just wait til you get older and your mom is in her 70's and milfs aren't taboo anymore...

That's when sit gets dark

>tfw she notices your erection and "accidentally" rubs against it as she climbs off you

>scar

> tfw Tina Fey looks almost exactly like your mom
> tfw you can never find her attractive

>Atwell doesn't look like a sexy mom, she looks like a sexy teacher who bends over a lot.

Truth.

fugg
i'd bend her over a lot iykwim

In my opinion it makes her even more interesting. The backstory is pretty dark but I think it's a pretty cool feature nonetheless.

dat ass oh ma gawd