Who is the true mommy-fu ?
Who is the true mommy-fu ?
dont make me choose
Chastain
jess is mommy, bryce is auntie
this has been established
mummy left, auntie right, this has been long decided user
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idk i just want to suck their fat pale tits
This is the correct answer.
>tfw too much of a beta to fuck your jessica mom
>tfw too much of a beta to fuck your bryce aunt
>tfw all your friends aren't
Who are those sAuRIANS?
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My ex looked a lot like Chastain and I'm about as beta as they come. There's always hope, user
Chastain is my mommy who keeps wearing revealing clothes and saying inappropriate things
BDH is my auntie who keeps wanting me to get in the pool with her and wrestle
>my ex
get out
JLH is the best mommy
Momma Chastain is pure and elegant and sophisticated, user. Do not besmirch her.
>tfw you wrestle with auntie BDH and she wins by pinning you down and sitting on your face to suffocate you until you tap out
What I failed to mention was that was 5 years ago and I haven't been laid since.
I like the alternative desu
>almost exclusively watch mom son porn now
kill me senpai
T H I I I C C C
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Hnng
user pls
>tfw BWAAAAAAAAAAAAP
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These don't do it for me
Christina Hendricks + Hayley Atwell though, that's what's up
Neither because pic related is obviously the goat momfu.
She can also be painfully unfunny at times like only a mommy can be. Would marry in a heartbeat.
Atwell doesn't look like a sexy mom, she looks like a sexy teacher who bends over a lot.
And Hendricks would be the spinster neighbor who has no husband or kids but always pays neighborhood boys during the summer to do her yard work and clean her pool and she'd sit out with like a long island iced tea and watch and make the boys feel uncomfortable because she only hires 12 year olds.
the one that isnt a blimp
>almost exclusively watch mom son porn
I'm with you too
that's just like your fucking opinion
Just wait til you get older and your mom is in her 70's and milfs aren't taboo anymore...
That's when sit gets dark
>tfw she notices your erection and "accidentally" rubs against it as she climbs off you
>scar
> tfw Tina Fey looks almost exactly like your mom
> tfw you can never find her attractive
>Atwell doesn't look like a sexy mom, she looks like a sexy teacher who bends over a lot.
Truth.
fugg
i'd bend her over a lot iykwim
In my opinion it makes her even more interesting. The backstory is pretty dark but I think it's a pretty cool feature nonetheless.
dat ass oh ma gawd