Miss Alice is now your wife

Miss Alice is now your wife.

let's have a look at her feminine penis, eh

ok

Can she cook?

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R*ddit pls go

Fuck off child porn spammer

Why hasn't she been penetrated by an actual penis on camera yet?

forest_nymph is better

but that's you.

Who dis

can i have sex with my wife please

can you?

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Nope. She is the gay.

Thats you and 100% confirmed you
The cuck and cp spam all stopped when you fucked off back to Cred Forums and as son as you came back it started up

SHE'LL DO AS SHE'S FUCKING TOLD

possibly maybe i would be too nervous to achieve and maintain an erection

I wonder how her feet smell

Like lube and batteries.

Neat. Time to make more white kids I guess.

It's you.

>camwhore

no, she cant do anything

I haven't masturbated or had sex in weeks

I jacked it about 16 hours ago and havent had sex in 24 years

why are kiwi chicks so goddamn hot

Should I stick with nofap lads? Give it to me straight

Nice try you fucking pedo cuck spamming trashman. I've found your twitter too and all your pedo garbage

consider that theres no reason to no fap in the first place

Nice joke, lad.

sex is for women and men who want to please women

I jerked off about 10 minutes ago and haven't had sex since forever (est. 1993).

>shows a pic of himself
It's you. Nice deflection. Stop trying, nobody is fooled

so mrs now?

Are you admitting to searching for cp? Reported, creep.

You're fucking done you piece of degenerate shit
FUCKING DONE

Is that the pic you use on your profiles?
Find a woman your own age, grow up. And stay away from children

into the basement she goes

>married to an egomaniacal slut

>This account's Tweets are protected.
>Only confirmed followers have access to Tweets and complete profile. Click the "Follow" button to send a follow request.
You little fucking pedo coward

Wait wasn't she like begging for people to buy her videos to get her out of debt?


So... wait... my wife is:
>In debt
>shown her cooch online, meaning we'll get bothered by her fans everytime we've go outside
>probably and entitled lazy fuck - because who else decides to monetize their own masturbation?

I've pretty much married a broke Kanye West or Jeff Koons without the talent.

This girl is 22, why are people talking about pedos?

>mrs

Only if your last name is "Alice".

post it

Fine with me.

I don't have a Twitter, cretin.
Why are you talking about your Twitter? Ugh, I don't want to know about your seedy profiles. Stop trying to talk about cp, you're obsessions are unhealthy. Again, nobody is fooled by your deflection act.

Why would I want a wife who takes pictures of her asshole and upload them online for the entire world to view?

Some creep is trying to introduce the topic

>claims to not have twitter
>obviously gets all of new miss alice's pics off twitter

Who are you trying to fool faggot?

It'll count as requesting to raid then. Hes already reported both of the other posts to save face
I found his account by searching "boards.Cred Forums.org/tv/thread/" on twitter

Why are they so lewd?

Then why isn't my tongue in her ass?

>married to a whore
just kill me

she's cute show me more

Oh dear. Whatever Twitter you have or whatever theory you have, I don't care what you do or don't do. It's not me so I don't care, dipshit. Go do your worst, pedo creep.

He gave you the name why not just look her up?

pls post forest nymph's pants forest!

I suppose I could

Anyway, goodnight, stay away from inappropriate material. Maybe go see a shrink. Sicko. I won't see your little deflection reply. I don't want to take part in your sick interests

penis getting stiff

Her face is pretty busted, but I've done worse.

What's the endgame of Miss Alice?

probably death by some stalker autist

I'm sure she's a useless human bean but it would be a fun month.

Women are only for being cute. And she is.

hot tell us more

She's a lesbian, I don't want to be cucked by another girl.

What mental illness does she have? She must be mentally ill somehow, because what is she, 22, 23, 24, years old? And she is literally a prostitute and seemingly proud of it.

Not television or film

there is a god

I'd rather Dulcemariaa at least she can sing to me in Spanish

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*throws her feet first into a woodchipper*
>considah that a divorce

???

would you rather be cucked by a man?

>Mental illness
>Lesbian

The first thing I do is make her stop whoring herself to degenerates online. Then I try to forget about her past but it doesn't work so I get angrier and angrier until one night I lash out at her when I've been drinking and beat her bloody. This cycle repeats every few months but she has stockholm syndrome and the baby is on the way so she can't leave. Eventually, after the other two babies are born and she has gained considerable weight, the beatings become more and more frequent until one day she sees a commercial for people of spousal abuse getting help and she packs up the kids and leaves when I'm at work one day. Sadly for her my job allows me the ability to track her and since she is too stupid to not use our credit cards I find her and the kids in the motel room she has rented for the night just outside the city. I show up and disguising myself as room service hit her with a blow to the face as soon as she opens the door. The children are asleep so they see and hear none of this. I've always been good about that. I then drag her to my trunk which I have covered in plastic and bind her. I drive to the woods near the hotel and drag her out. I tell her to go ahead and scream because no one will hear her. I mock her by screaming too. Then I look her in the eyes and make her promise she will never leave again and tell her I love her. As she agrees I club her with the ball peen hammer I had behind my back and laugh in her face as I turn her skull into mush and she gurgles into a slow painful death. I throw her body in the hole I dug earlier and drive back to the motel and get my kids. I tell them that their mother left and she couldn't handle being a mom anymore. We board our flight to Argentina and when we arrive we start a new life free from their whore mother, and we all live happily ever after.

rude

>Marrying a cam whore
>Trying to turn a whore into a housewife
>mfw

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Do you realize how much of a Cuck you are for Avatarfagging as a camwhore?

You're a retard.

how much does this bitch make

Wow thanks man I was really starting to worry