/bb/ Big Brother OTT

I already fucked those chicks when I was growing up. now I miss my ex and have autism and don't like leaving my house and don't use facebook so it's hard to use tinder

Keesha is a bitch

How come her face doesn't look like that anymore?

Because I use tinder to troll

Fuck keesha

angie is my waifu.

>I already fucked those chicks when I was growing up

Oh okay. I'm just trying to make up for fucks I missed in high school.

But if you fucked them once it's on the table again right? Just find the one that aged worst and tell her to get her fat pussy over to your mom's basement

stop being a dumb namefag

stress

What possible satisfaction do you get out of that? kek

I don't need to have sex I've had plenty. I'd rather jerk off than put up with someone being in my house and maybe trying to sleep in my bed and still be here in the morning and that shit. goodnight user I am sleepy

at the moment im p drunk
agreeed
fuck off nigga

>Jason trying to fluff himself up to get a half chub to impress the faggots

jason trying to chub up

LOL

I feel like we're about to see some gross shit

I have a twisted sense of humor, I guess lol. I'm a mistbro

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JASON SNITCHING THE WHOLE SCOTT GAMEPLAN TO SHANE

EVEN THE NOMINATION SPEECH

WHY DID YOU TRUST HIM SCOTT?

fuckin scott kek

I'm falling in love with her

SCOTT DADDY HAS ENTERED THE ROOM

gross. the faggot has definitely done this before

this shane strip made me uncomfortable.

the nigger just screaming AYYY AYYY AYYY AYYY AYYY AYY is fucking annoying

yeah she did not want that contact

danielle is definitely gonna get pissed about this later
just wait

our Leader would have crushed this stripping competition

Yeah, she has a boyfriend. Scott is one thing and he barely touched her and jason is gay... shane is gross and never even talks to her he just did it for his own ego

Do I have to subscribe to watch or is there a free site somewhere?

I'm in love

yeah

I don't have time for you right now

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scott bb game is suffering

whitney crushed that coke hand after downing it, strongest waifu

GET IT WHIT

cringy

does it really even matter right now? there's 2 sides and everyone knows who's on which side

>the virgin king

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still watching bb10. brian is such a cocky bastard i love it

>Whitney dropping it low

i want her to crush my dick

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>You won't marry Whitney, ever.

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Ya i was thinking that too, like no real difference at this point, shit will change later on

>WHO HERE A VIRGIN KING BRO

>Scott going after shane and not danielle
why

>I'm a virginkingbro ya dig

Because he is retarded

Why do half of these have to have bfs

I can't imagine how much better whit would be if she was single in that house

>Be Scott
>Make the Four Horsemen alliance with Cornbread, Monte and Shane
>Arrange it so that Monte wins first HOH
>Cornbread gets put up by America
>Decide you will vote with Shane, your alliance member
>He decides to vote out Cornbread
>Monte gets put on the block
>You and Monte talk to Shane and wedecide to vote together for Kryssie
>Shane actually decides to vote out Monte
>Tells you to go against your deal with Alex since she can't do anything about it now
>Shane and Danielle want to go after Alex my waifu

Are the funtimes still going? Did they get more booze?

I was gone for a half hour grabbing beer to drink with you delinquents and it appears I missed some keks

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imagine how cute she'd be if she wasn't a raging cunt

woo lad

i miss vic

it's all over

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>I heard that some nasty niggas were rubbing their armpits all over Hue's pillow.

she noticed the smell and switched out the pillows

OUR QUEEN

Anybody with mad detective skills know what band is actually playing?

if theres an all stars next season vic should def be on it

Fuck

Oh well, I'll drink and shitpost with you anons like I have the last few friday nights. What you assholes drinking? /guiness/ over here

we all do

He'd be the next Kaysar because he sucks at big brother

Lt. Dan Band

wow lad

detecitves

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because he's dumb

He doesn't realize that taking out another guy will hurt him in the long term and is still butthurt Shane betrayed him

shane and that hooker are definitely going to fuck again tonight

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>shane and dani bringing the mood down

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Why are production such cunts, lads?

>Didn't do a beer run for the HGs
>Saying 'stop that' at beligerent behavior

it's their last night to do so, kek

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look at that manlet

>“America” would've voted to bully Bridgette too

i can't take it senpai i don't even have enough money for more beer myself

That's Paul's store?

It's exactly as faggoty as I thought it would be

If America voted HN's in BB18 then Vic is on slop week 2, Frnak week 3, Bridgette week 4

Absolutely disgusting.

Neely looks like a menopausal 50 year old.

who thought a purple deer head was a good idea?

yeah I wish we were voting the have not food instead. also what the fuck they don't even have special have not food this season

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WE GRILLIN BOYZ

>they haven't given the grill in years
well they did in BB16 did they in 17?

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lol

I know that feel bro.

If you take a couple of Benadryl it doubles the efficacy of alcohol

Lockdown over, they got a fuckin grill yall

Are you the dude who kept scooping my screenshots on the first HOH comp? kek

gold

shane and jason are splitting votes

whitney is smoking

I swear Shane looks like that every time I see him with Danielle and he's not physically inside her

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"I've made a huge mistake"

yeah!

i'm a dudette

If she smokes, she pokes

Weird captcha

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Hnnnggg

krispy eating on her corner of the couch

whit is being so fucking cute right now

dani killing the mood

I don't smoke but I would if Whitney begged me

kek, glad to know the fellow patrician screenshotter is still out there Would Wife based on taste if you can sit in a normal sized canoe

NEED WHIT SMOKING PICS PLEASE

and then dani tells a horrible story and everyone sits in silence after

this is why you're annoying. scroll up first

>whitney is not pure
DROPPED

A new smoking kino contender has entered the ring

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WheeetKnee about to hurl

dropping Whitney after he smoking

gross

WHIT'S GONNA HURL

EVERYTHING KRISPY SAID ABOUT WHITNEY TURNS OUT TO BE TRUE.

I THOUGHT SHE WAS SO PURE!!!!

how much did she even drink?

fool called it

I said that when she was still sitting outside

SHE'S STILL PURE YOU FAGGOT

This was the last drag of a cigarette whit whit will take in the house

whitney please go and stay go

They always trick you

the girls found out that the crew took back the krakel bars

NOT TALK SHIT ABOUT MY WAIFU

the crew took them back?

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>Not wanting have been the lucky guy in high school who went with Whitney out behind old man Jenkins' barn in your pickup truck at 16 to drink strawberry wine and smoke cigarettes under the stars

Fags, no girls are actually "pure" and it's autistic af to even care. Even Mormon girls cut loose in high school

t-thanks..

>whitney telling danielle to take a hit

its funny jason was saying she is stupid for leaving a wrapper in her bed but she did that on purpose

always one step ahead of him

you taking everything so serious makes you the only fag here

I wouldn't mind a whit and shrimp final 2

>Production calling puking whitney to the DR

Ultra Cunts foreal foreal ya dig

and hid them under shelby's bed

then rubbed their stinky armpits on her pillow
which she noticed and swtiched out the pillows already

she went in there and puked right after shrimpman came out and said he had massive diarrhea
poor wheat

why isnt morgan prepping any food?

doesnt she get to eat in 10 minutes?

ok that's the jamboree yeah I know. saying the crew made it sound like production

oh nm there she goes

she asked shrimpan to make her something and he said he would and it looks like he's a liar. must be lonely being the only have not

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Why do disgusting people dress so loudly

It makes me unreasonably angry

>whitney smokes

when you're that fat your options are pajamas or plain bed sheets. a lot of them choose pajamas

Love me some quadcam when the whole group is together

They aren't turning on the hot tub because it's got Cornbread's foot fungus in it

rip

GET DANIELLE OUT OF HERE

production told whitney to stop smoking

Karma for ruining her purity

it really is super shitty they won't turn it on. the only reason to turn it off is for when they build over it with comps and they're not doing that this year so fuck these cheap jews

it'd be perfect if krispy and danielle would stop babbling

>tfw a broad is on your lap blocking you out of the convo

>it's another danielle and kristy dominate an entire house convo episode

>week 3
>everyone is up
>they got alcohol
>this cast is so boring we get scott washing his hands solo cam

fuck everyone who tried to tell me this was the best cast ever week 1

poor scott

they want back to morgan eating cam, all is good

How much booze did they get? Doesn't seem like enough to even get a buzz

it is the best cast way better than bb18 prove me wrong

they barely got any alcohol, no one is buzzed.

slow down morgan, wait for the sandwich

This cast is great

Rate her form

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so no alcohol is the reason they're this boring? they haven't gotten alcohol in years this is the most boring a house has been with this many people in it

s18 was actually doing things all day or having multiple convos for us to switch between. we have at most 2 conversations going on at once with this cast and one of those conversations is always krispy dani and jason being faggots
>no girl talk show
>no paul rambling show
>no tiff breakdowns
>no frank trying to play too hard
>no day thinking she's pulling strings
>no Vic

instead we just have two groups that are boring together and mostly just complain about each other when they're apart

>Krispy: "I'm gross"

not pure/10

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i want to have abs like Morgan

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16 year old girl/10

This unironically gives me a thick-on

Love watching hot girls smoke 8/8

10/10

why is justin so quiet making this sandwich?

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that sandwich needs avocado

Why did you feel the need to ask this?

Why didn't user post yearbook pics of Morgan?

because he's lying and he got that picture from somewhere else probably reddit

>this is the most boring a house has been with this many people in it

nigga we got Shrimpman being GOAT, Kryssie and Shane being just as delusional as Paulie, Danielle being a gigabitch, 4 waifus instead of the two we had in bb18, and Scott being an alpha virgin.

>Krispy talking about a guy picking her up and spinning her around

YEAH SURE HE DID KRISPY

it must have been the Hulk.

yeah all those people individually seem good but when you actually watch they are boring as absolute fuck.

scotts sandwich with the toasted bread looked better desu

>Shrimpman
>Shelby
>ever boring

Fairly certain whoever said this group is boring is a newfag.

Then again tastes vary, I loved the BB15 cast but they get shit on even here

>.png

because it's not that person's picture

shrimpman hasn't done one thing today. the only thing worth watching all day was whitney's birthday party and the stupid krackel shit.

they all just sit around and talk about bullshit there's no strategy because america has too much power and they all just sit around

>newfag.
great argument

the bb15 cast was great drama and entertainmentwise. lots of villains.

>there's no strategy

wanna know how I know you don't watch the feeds?

neeley and krispy seeing in danielle what the girls have been seeing for 2 weeks

LOL

lol neeley getting annoyed with danielle

so they spent a few minutes talking about who to nom and then a few minutes talking about which veto to use.

only 2 people have been evicted there's 11 people in the house for everyone to be sitting around and doing nothing all day

but hurrrr you said I don't watch so ok. by the way the feeds are exciting as fuck right now

jason telling scott gameplan to neeley and krispy

you fucked up scott

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>tfw was my ex's birthday today
>tfw couldn't keep it off my mind since it was Whitney's too
>tfw drunk texted her happy birthday
>tfw she just texted back

Is banging an ex bad news fellas? Donut know if I should persue

why? they were going to find out tomorrow anyway

>they have to be strategizing 24/7 or else there is no strategy

Noms part 1 weren't for another 24 hours and scott already had an idea who he wants to nom

Hell, Jason and crew are literally talking game as I type this

yes u idiot

jason is pretty much a saboteur

jason figured out they're going to backdoor shane

danielle looks like someone just killed her puppy

the fuck are they gonna do about it?

jason shilling the america nominee getting evicted idea

>people in the house for everyone to be sitting around and doing nothing all day

first season?

>figured out

scott told him straight up

I had more fun with this group in the first week than I did with the last group all season.

But yeah this birthday party is a dissapoint. Not even mad since Scott is going to somehow bungle this care package we handed him and the season will be actually dead

>its a second season of Zakiyah threatening how good she is at comps
>she will go 2 seasons without winning one

kek their game talk right now is that they know america's nom is going to be from the plastics side so they just don't want that person to be taken off the block

timestamp? why would he do this

Yes to it being a bad idea? or Yes to go dick her down?

ambiguous post desu

this is what scott get for trying to play the floater game and play both sides

again.

yeah the first week was good and then everything went to shit.

it literally doesn't matter. what else was he plan going to be put up alex and shelby? they knew what he was going to do

>kek their game talk right now is that they know america's nom is going to be from the plastics side so they just don't want that person to be taken off the block

And Jason revealing Scott's entire plan to his group

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and Jason's words were just "so this doesn't change our plan from yesterday at all"

because no fucking shit Scott was going to put two of them up what the fuck else was he going to do

which one is the fag

vote danielle for americas nom

ramp up the campaign

Your initial point was there is no strategy and it's literally happening currently.

>Scott is going to somehow bungle this care package we handed him

Did he ever state that he recognizes that using the diamond POV is the worst idea ever?

I'm kind of worried he's actually going to fuck this up.

>jason relying on america this hard
monte and cornbread are gone and scott is hoh
you guys are fucked this week
danielle is most likely be the nominee

I cant wait when danielle is america's nom

maybe will be the funniest moment of the season

wew shelby

After first 5 minutes he realized DPOV was a meme and said he'd never use it

their strategy is to sit there and wait for america to fuck over the HOH for the third week in a row in their favor.

their entire plan right now is don't let the america's nom come off the block because they are so certain it's going to be someone on the other side

>One of these people is not like the other

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danielle pissed

shane lied to you and you can never trust him just like the dude who knocked you up and left you

Thank you kind user. I spent a lot of time misting Twitter so I ragequit that thread when I read user state he said he was going to use DPOV

You're either trying to mist, don't watch the feeds, or an idiot

webm guy
can you make webm of shelby blowing a kiss 3 minutes ago?

>jason relying on america this hard

Well, this isn't a normal season. This is OTT. So, of course he is.

Los Angeles is a cesspit

what in that post was wrong

way to continue to resort to insults while having no argument against me

Yea he was just fanboying over it

shut the fuck up you cunt

The point is you clearly don't watch the feeds if you think they just sit around all day hoping America saves them. The misfits or the Plastics.

There are been more strategy and gaming in the past 2 weeks of this season than the entirety of BB18

>fat pig is crying about how unfair her situation is

fuck you piggie

Well roasted friend

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shes so cute

you clearly didn't watch s18 if you think that is at all correct you stupid fucking n-bomb. you resort to hyperbole and calling me a retard to try to sound smart

you are actually trying to tell me there was more game talk in the 3 weeks I've watched this season than the 99 days I watched last season? try to be a little less dramatic

>The point is you clearly don't watch the feeds if you think they just sit around all day hoping America saves them
yeah that is literally all the jamboree does other than be petty complaining bitches. that's also what their spend their entire DRs on. you still haven't proved one thing wrong that I said

NICE! That was the premise I was misting Black twitter about, that he'd use the DPOV for fan bragging rights

I bet they were so fucking smug for that first 5 minutes

Devilish

>i wanted to pop my dick in whitneys face

not an argument

reddit. go watch jason be a faggot some more

>america nom
>america nom
>america nom
>america nom
>america nom

jesus christ

>resorting to namecalling

If you aren't using America as a strategy, you're going to lose OTT. This is fact

Is Twitter raiding right now?

morgan said she will come spoon shelby in the HN room tomorrow

wew

sucking jason dick is a boring strategy

>you still haven't proved one thing wrong that I said
>initial thing you said was about how there is NO strategy whatsoever
>hyperbole
>p-prove me w-wrong..

>using America as a strategy
You can't "use America as a strategy" you fuck.

Please explain to me ONE way that an individual game player can use America as a strategy. Hard mode: make that player a cis white straight male

I'll be waiting for your response

these threads have been nothing but people posting about twitter all week

>There are been more strategy and gaming in the past 2 weeks of this season than the entirety of BB18

yeah ok

>glance at unique posters

nope, there are just a bunch of annoying women on here at night. Source: night owl user

shrimpman is a traitor and a faggot if you still like him ur a loser and a faggot

>put your saran wrap smile on

>accuse the "plastics" of being fake

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what the fuck is zakiyah crying about now

Krispy and Neely are draining his life force, but for real.

Must suck to be a super chill black-ish baller and have to sit with STRONK and Disgusting FetishWhale

If the plastics were the late night crew, Shrimp would be telling epic stories every night. This is a fact

it's sad to see shrimpman hang with the ball smashers and look genuinely happy and be having fun but then spend most of his time with the late night faggots

>alex gets out of shower
>scott immediately comes downstairs

what did he mean by this?

shelby has smooth sailing if she isnt americas nom this week

>If the plastics were the late night crew, Shrimp would be telling epic stories every night. This is a fact

actually this is prob true. Recall

>Shrimpman tells Plastics about layin' down seed with 3 bitches back home
>Laughter and bantz from Shelby and the girls

Later

>Shrimpman tells LNC about layin' down seed with 3 bitches back home
>Danielle has an absolute shit fit MUH RESPEK FO WIMMINZ
>Neely agrees
>Krispy just fucking disgusting who cares
>Shrimpman has to apologize

kek

>You're playing OTT for the first time
>The first thing you should do is to start working on your social game, you don't want to be an early boot or piss anyone off
>The SECOND Julie mentions that America is playing a large part this season and will be choosing a winner you adapt to a new style of play
>Team up with the vet (Jason never mentioned he was voted in but it doesn't matter), if you target him early and miss, America will hate you and make the next few weeks bad for you
>as you're working with an alliance, you can easily gauge who's liked or hated depending on what America votes for people (if your working with people getting picked for have nots, you might want to start distancing yourself)
>you can also figure out alliances or who is close to whom
>you can create fictitious stories about yourself to virtue signal to America (how can america disprove what you're saying, they can't). This will help you gets votes to win if you make it to the end and also potentially get care packages.

that's just a few off the top of my head, but

its true, after this she is off the radar

or you could just say when the lnc was laying around talking about how boring they are and shrimpman went up and hungout with the ballsmashers and had fun.

then the lnc crew asked him how awful it was hanging out with them and he just responded that it was fun

so become natalie and beg for votes, got it.

welcome to OTT

that's correct

>ur

remember, if you're white straight and pretty and beg for votes it doesn't matter you're a racist homophobe no matter what

RHAP

youtube.com/watch?v=gD3-_PfqqjA

Okay and here is how your plan would actually go down

>Try to befriend Justin, he is a cunt and hates you for ostensibly no reason (ala Shelby)
>Makes America hate you more
>You're one of the ones America hates
>Can't crack into the late night crew because straight cis white male
>When you're there they stop talking
>America noms you for ruinin dey' funnz
>You go home

Good try though

lol shane is too stupid to comprehend this

danielle is also too stupid to explain things

Fosho fosho user

I'm sure there are a million examples of how much better Shrimpman's chemistry is with the plastics. Just sucks they have the sleeping habits of a 75 year old

Shelby is hated because she ran to power and showed no loyalty

>America hating you for no reason

Yeah that's definitely how it would go down, friend.

without jason and his followers these amateurs would be getting crushed

prefer this to the feeds right now

You don't have to beg for votes. Also, Monte and cornbread were America noms because of the subtle racist comments they made.

Danielle, a female black, is about to be nominated this week.

strategic acumen and competition prowess take back seat to popularity. dr will when asked about america's favorite award (most popular HG) said it was an award for losers, who america feels sorry for. OTT is big brother for losers and we are blessed with one of the biggest losers, jason. just wait until you see the winner of this mess

Danielle is the 3rd nom

yes tumblr you're right the straight white people are hated for legitimate reasons and dani is a good girl she dindu nuffin she killed a dog you dumb faggot

>Implying black twitter and people dumb enough to be Jason fans need a good reason to hate people

You don't go onto Twitter much I guess then. I only went on there to troll, but you're underestimating their stupidity

Their reason would be "Jason hates user", that's the only reason most of the Jason stans on there hate Shelby.

I will concede that you'd certainly need to take America into account when making game decisions, but you couldn't possibly hope to implement America as part of your strategy.

you're fucking retarded

her name is puppy killer

Fuck off.

Twatter stream is starting to slow down... Maybe I'll retweet the dog murder thing for lulz

>if you're white straight and pretty and beg for votes it doesn't matter you're a racist homophobe no matter what

>Danielle loved Evel Dick

kek

>if you're white, straight, and pretty and beg for votes it doesn't matter, you're a racist homophobe no matter what

fixed it for you

>Their reason would be "Jason hates user", that's the only reason most of the Jason stans on there hate Shelby.

Which is why you befriend him, like I said, for strategy. Shelby's downfall wasn't Jason hating her randomly. He hates her because she was close to Jamboree and then immediately ditched it the second Jason was nominated. Then when he won veto she was his friend again.

Monte's downfall was taking a shot at a vet who had an established fan base and failed to take him out.

You be friendly with Jason for the first few weeks or align with him, and take a shot when you know you have the numbers or backdoor.

not an argument. feel free to try again

you fixed your own comment

Any webms you guys want made from tonight, will need times, haven't been watching.

so protect him and make him the winner, got it

>He hates her because she was close to Jamboree and then immediately ditched it the second Jason was nominated. Then when he won veto she was his friend again.

Thanks for the insight, user. I just thought he was a cunt because she is wittier and funnier. he's still a cunt anyway

Remember:

41 minutes ago, shelby giving a kiss to the camera

not what I said, but feel free to try again

I get the feeling that some people will never concede that a straight white dude will never win OTT barring some kind of ethnic cleansing event

I thought you were posting it because you didn't understand it. otherwise I have no idea what you were trying to imply by posting it

>Monte's downfall was taking a shot at a vet who had an established fan base and failed to take him out.

>You be friendly with Jason for the first few weeks or align with him, and take a shot when you know you have the numbers or backdoor.

yeah this makes sense. you should be absolutely terrified of someone in the house for no reason every week and just hope for one moment where everyone decides hmm he was nice and all but let's get him out now lol

who ended up with the stinky armpit pillow?

Monte should have backdoored Jason instead.

new thread

he started talking shit about her way before that. he would call her a whore and prostitute all the time but she wasn't allowed to banter back with him because he's a faggot

so naturally she left to be with emotionally stable people that she didn't have to treat like tissue paper

I thought Students posted here.

There are some really ignorant posters.

i miss bridge so much